:FINALLY FINISHED!!:DaiLou/Jingle vs Metaphor/Green Machine

[Jingle]

okay, i finally set this up....me and dailou are ready, so whenever you guys check in, we'll drop our verses......then you guys can go after us or whatever.....

rules: 12 line min/ 16 line max
(all house rules apply also EXCEPT crew can vote since me and meta are in the same one)

ok....check in whenever ya can......peace

[-Green Machine-]

I should take battery's place. Prolly to late for that tho

[Jingle]

...well battery still hasnt hit me back bout the battle, so if he no-shows you're in green......im sure meta wouldnt mind....

[MeTaPhOr]

IIGHT CHECKIN IN>>>HA HA

[Jingle]

ill give battery 24 hours to check in....i know he got my mesg and shit......we'll see if he's still up for this.....

[dunsane]

whassup bitches?

[MeTaPhOr]

whassup bitches?
^^^ Stop free postin faggot what ur daddy didn ass fuck u today...buzz off u attention craving whore

[Jingle]

damn....where's battery.....hmmm........

[DaiLou]

yo maybe he thinks its gonna be setup in the newbie section or sumfin instead of the tag team central?

[-Green Machine-]

hey man PM me if battery dont show aight

[Jingle]

ok......battery had his chance, i mesg him and everything..........green, you're in......meta, you dont mind do ya?

[DaiLou]

alrityy den..so wen we gonna get this going?

[-Green Machine-]

can we feed? and lets get this goin already man

[Jingle]

ok here's my verse...

these two f.ags are boyfriends...aww, aint that cute?
guess they think i wont kill em cuz they're in my crew
ill take metaphor's vocab and shove it up the hoe's ass
then kill greenmachine before he even gets to post crap
your flow's wack. ill strip you of everything but a toe tag
leave your ass so "holey" you should be wearin the pope's hat
ill take green's life support and fuckin disconnect it
oh yeah, and meta's dying here...could someone call the medic?
my punches are like Em's before he made Encore
I'm sure you take turns getting raped hardcore
These words are fuckin bound to get your ass screamin
*************<-----fuckin stars is all you'll be seein
my flow's sick like havin a d.yke in your throat
green lost his voice suckin c.ock, thats why he's typin in bold
ill take meta's head and smash it in thick cement
we one this battle long before i even clicked submit

ok, whoever's next do your thing...sorry i took so damn long...just tryin to give battery another chance, but oh well.......peace

[DaiLou]

Green and Met-two Shemen(1) with an ass for a kent(2), our punches got your dik bent, even to a German in Thailand your not worth a cent(3), before you sed a word-we got you to repent, for your dirty deeds of licking each others kent(2), and swallowing each others seed, ur scared wen the ultimate team stepped into the ring~no wonder we got one calling himself the Green(4) machine~
Just like Muhammad Ali and Martin Luther King(5)-we’re giving faggots like u an asswhoopping~wer flinging blings-gleaming championship rings(6)~KO in round 1~DING!
Double teaming(7)got you cumming thinking ur dreaming~Met’s the dick and Greens the seimen~im seizing~all your property~leaving-demons in ur sleep~no beating-this dynamic team~muahaha keep fleeing!
Cause in the rap game we're wat u call regal(8)~u both are so damn ugly uv been declared illegal~there’s elephant man and you’re the sequal~we’re brutal lyk Ghangis(9)~you wanna die quickly? we can arrange it~Metaphor n Green killers~frontpage news-we’re famous.
Shoot at me-I’ll still laugh~walk away without a scar~like Apu from the Quicky Mart~Met and Green-fkn grannies with trolley carts~“thank you come again”~sold you both rap poison for lunch. (10)

(1) I’ll explain this to ya’ll just incase there’s some innocent minds out there who still don’t know that monsters like these exists. Picture a skinny man, with tits and long hair.
(2) Kent/Kunt/C unt/P ussy
Both Muhammad Ali and Martin Luther King came from nothing/poverty to greatness, and “Stepped into the ring” is pretty obvious a connection with Muhammad Ali.
(3) If you want to get with a chick with a dick- goto Thailand- if you want to see Europeans get with a guy thinking it’s a chick (particularly Germans) goto Thailand, if you want a cheap f uck -that's right- goto Thailand- the asian fetish sex capital. It’s a freaking freak show where the boys look better then the gurls. Yes i've been there to enjoy the scenery and i saw Met and Green working hahaha just playingg hahahah
(4) This is pretty obvious to me but I dunno about you people, when your scared to the point of throwing up you turn green.
(5) If you don’t know who they are go and kill yourself, you’re too stupid to be alive. I just put a lil thing here for the novelty of it.
(6)Just in case people don’t know- the championship ring is the ultimate prize in the NBA. The reason why 40 yr olds like Paytons still playing. And why Malone threw in a season or two for the Lakers.
(7)“Double team’s” a fairly old movie with Jean Claud Van Daam and Dennis Rodman. Of course they kill all the faggots and get all the chix.
(8) Well I probably wouldn’t need to explain this word- but im assuming the MAJORITY/NOT ALL 15 yr olds have a low vocabulary- - it means royalty/king. Etc
(9) Ghangis Khan- not sure if that’s how you spell it- Mongolian warrior who took over almost all of asia, middle east and some of Europe. Brutual mudafuka
(10) All you fans of the Simpsons (greatest show ever- Matt Greoning is a fkn genius) should know what im talking abt, but if you live in an igloo in Antarctica and don’t have a television and receives emails through satellite internet- Apu is the indian guy who owns the Quicky Mart in the Simpsons, whos been shot 349058340 times but is still alive- like all convenience store owner. His renouned for being a dodgy kunt when it comes to food as proven by Homer, so thus his selling Metaphor and Green Machine rap poison (rat poison) for lunch. His most famous one liner is “Thank you come again”

[DaiLou]

haha Jingle man- nice spit- u funny kent

[MeTaPhOr]

Meta======
look, i b's on da streets...
and i don't even never see y'all
all i see is bees on the streets
cats claim they carry heat
muthafuckaz ain't got no gat
must be delivery boys
carryin' domino bags
you ain't shit, maybe you
misunderstood me
time to listen up now
pussy, looky...

i grind-more than any fake hustlers
cause i leave a bitch's thighs-sore while i'm fuckin' it
and if y'all want a rhyme-war then i'm lovin' it
ears can't take no more throw some plugs-in-'em
cause i do got heat homie, con'll burn ya
i spit harder than favre throws, you just a roethlisberger
got a couple wins under ya belt, suddenly felt
you were untouchable then you suddenly melt
cause you fuckers not ready...
talkin' that shit will only get you in a video, the next beheading
my crew be deading more pussies than speck did
on the basketball court's the only time you got a tech, kid
i disrespect kids and whoop they ass like tekken
meta controls you, muthafucka i'ma show you..wat u shaken

Bringing back that grimy shit
for them faggits that think they can rhyme and spit
watch how we rip um quick wit verbal and brutal hits
claiming the gangsta when they really bitch


If you net thugs claim you tough, then wutever floats-your-boat
but lyrically you cant fuck wit us, I got an anchor so it wont float-no-Mo
And Im-glad-you-guys can realize That Meta will physically Anatomize
dissect u animals and expose ya-insides to really feed ya body-lice
and Im not doctor, so I'll perform surgery without a license
with no guidance, just mentally ill voices caused by vicatin
And You net thugs show this intensity and speak so fervent
but ur a disturbance' cuz ur slowly hurtin' sg' as an Urban
population, and since thats the case-then me and green
been sent by the sacred saviours from the indian tribes and sachem
watch us move with granades, blades-and, guns and rifles like saccom
once we face'em we permantly erase-em, notify bill gates on em till windows hates-them
come on ...


Bringing back that grimy shit
for them faggits that think they can rhyme and spit
watch how we rip um quick wit verbal and brutal hits
claiming the gangsta when they really bitch

[DaiLou]

dude i hate to free post but there's a 12-16 lines rule??

[Jingle]

yeah there was, but oh well.........good verse meta, and you too dailou...hahaha......really good man....just waitin on my man green machine.......peace

[-Green Machine-]

here it is

These guys are the wackest guys ever, specially 'dailou'
After i kill you, 'Santas Little Helper' gon have to die too
They aint never won shit, you can tell they lying...duh
Cause they couldn't spit good 'punches' if they drank the 'hawaiian' stuff
You to young to die smart so you gon have to die-stupid
His ryhmes are so 'washed up', they thought his name was 'dailouted'
I know you both wish you were good, that means you wish you could be me
Cause being better is like you being 'Ray' you can't see me
Ya when in the same crew but i dont need to be nice
You prolly gon get kicked out after i beat you twice
These guys are fake gansters, me n meta are the g's-of-the-week
You just got beat by a white boy dawg, read-it-and-weap

and thats my verse...dont really care that its weak im tired...laterz

[Logikal]

Flow: Jingle/Dailou
Punches: Jingle/Dailou
Personals: Metaphor/Green Machine
Creativity: Jingle/Dailou

Vote: Jingle/Dailou

Nice battle guys.

[DaiLou]

nice spits boys...come on now people- it's time for you to vote!!
1-0 our way

[DaiLou]

yo...lets get this battle over with- uppin for votes!!!

[-Green Machine-]

UPPIN VOTES...

[apex]

FLOW: TIE

PUNCHES: JINGLE/DAILOU

PERSONALS: JINGLE/DAILOU

CREATIVITY: TIE

this is really hard to come to a decision...............

VOTE: JINGLE/DAILOU

JINGLE: your verse was tight, nice multies. good shit, you had me laughin at some of your casually funny lines for example
oh yeah, and meta's dying here...could someone call the medic?
that had me laughin

DAILOU: solid verse throughout. I like how both you and jingle referred to them a lot in y'all verses. Favourite line:
u both are so damn ugly uv been declared illegal~there’s elephant man and you’re the sequal

METAPHOR: crazy fervour in the way you deliver your verse...raw energy you did a good job of countering their 'thug' image. was feelin this line:

on the basketball court's the only time you got a tech, kid

.....hot wordplay

GREENMACHINE: liked the way you opened up your verse talking directly about them. Good punches, especially
They aint never won shit, you can tell they lying...duh
Cause they couldn't spit good 'punches' if they drank the 'hawaiian' stuff
I was feelin those two lines

Overall, a great battle, really hard decision to make. In the end, it had to come down to the fact that Jingle and Dailou landed more direct hits to Green and Meta

easy

[-Green Machine-]

2-0 You Guys...Come On Peoples Just One More Vote

[Jingle]

vote lol

[undissable]

Close... Personally I think Meta and Green were more solid as a team..

Jingle 's sick wit it tho, but DaiLou came weak..

I'll break it down by the individual..

Punches = Jingle, Meta, Green, Dailou
Personals = Jingle, Dailou, Green, Metal
Flow = Meta, Jingle, Green, Dailou
Multi = Meta, Tie
Wordplay = Meta, Jingle, Green, Dailou

overall Jingle and Meta had the hottest verses and came about even.. Green stomped Dailou tho..

this was closer than I thought.. cuz I figured Meta was gonna dominate .. ya'll did aright tho and Dailou is definitely getting better.. explanations were wack tho..

Vote = Green / Meta
pz

[-Green Machine-]

2-1 uppin

[baklikecookdcrack]

aight...

Flow: Metaphor+Green Machine

Personals: Metaphor+Green Machine

Punches: Jingle+Dailou

Enjoyment: Jingle+Dailou

tht battle was tight....dailou's flow was mixd up but alrite...an too many explanations, jingles verse was the best1, jst had a bit more, tho GM's was nice

Overall Vote: Jingle+Dailou

[Jingle]

3-2 i think

uppin

[Jingle]

i have this crazy idea

VOTE! lol

[dascyple]

definitely a toughie.

flow - gm's was best, however meta went way over so im gonna give it to jingle/dailou
creativity- gm/meta
punches-tough....jingle/dailou
pesonals- jingle/dailou
overall- jingle/dailou

although i thought gm brought the best verse, i thought jingle and dailou did best as a team. but dont let the cats fool ya, this shit was tough to decide. good battle yall

[Jingle]

4-2

one more vote is all we need to end this insanely loooooooooong battle lmao

[KMA]

man oh man oh man that was a close one

(cats wont be 4 a team)
flow: Green Machine
punches: Jingle
personals: Green Machine
multis: Jingle
metas: none really

vote: Jingles was my favorite verse so i gotta give it to Jingle and Dailou...

Green Machine was a close second...Metaphor u had a damn good verse 2 i just didnt feel it stood out in any categories...Dailous wasnt too great...

[-Green Machine-]

so i think you guys won 5-2...finally...good battle guys