:FINISHED: WMD vs ~*JKeith*~ and Logikal

[dascyple]

me and kma ready to spit against any duo on the site. hit me back

[Logikal]

Since everyone else is scared, JKeith and I are willing to be y'alls first victims. Determine the rules and shit, but keep the line length at or below 16 a piece for each competitor so the battle isn't a bitch for people to read. I may not be able to post my verse until Saturday or Sunday because I am out of town and I am not going to b around a computer for a while.

[KMA]

16 lines
first to 5 wins (or first to 8 to make it interesting...holla back)
3-0 ko (or 5-0 with the interesting)
well, were the only members of our crew and yall arent in a crew, so i guess its open voting...dont hate on us though, it might cost us the battle :lol: ...

categories:
FLOW
PUNCHES
PERSONALS
WORDPLAY
MULTIS
METAPHORS
ENJOYMENT

well spit first since the Logikal One wont be available...

[KMA]

whoops, cancel that last one...im goin away for the summer so ill be busy all day tomorrow so ill have to post around the same time as the Logikal One...i guess ~*Jkeith*~ can pick the order or something...watevers clever...

[Logikal]

One of you can drop first and then one of us. It doesn't matter which. Then your other member will drop and our other member will drop last.

[KMA]

Logikal One thinks hes bad like well be scared~of~his~raps/
him and ~*Jkeith*~ are simply a pair~that~well~slap/

lyrically, verbally, or whatever the word~i~need/
but i flow perfectly while they spit worthlessly/

each verse is just silly and i laugh at every word~i~see/
or they just make me wanna break ya ribs so it hurts~to~breathe/

and ill bet they think theyre bad asses just cuz they moderators/
well then i guess from now on WMD is the super mod dominators/

the orchestrators of these foolish mods assassinations/
so stupid, think hip hop is the emancipation proclomation/***

im the hall of famer disclaimer cuz i know u dont belong/
gettin crushed by KMA and im barely a level II rap dog/

im a verbal bazooka while u a lyrical super~soaker/
not a pimp or a mac, just a little chicken~choker/

FINISHER

i spit more spits in the flick of a wrist than yall spit~in~a~week/
i spit verses in a split second and i reckon yall let a dick spit~in~ya~cheek/

***=if uv seen the South Park movie ull understand

*holds breath and prays*

[KMA]

cmon mods yall need 2 post

[Logikal]

Sorry. JKeith was without net access for the last 5 days, and I have been so busy I forgot. Fuck. I have to study for a test that I am taking in a few hours. I will have to post up tomorrow night. I hope I remember. If not JKeith should post up. Sorry to keep you guys waiting. I have 20 mins to study for a precalc quiz. Not very much time if you ask me. LOL

peace

[Logikal]

I'm about to RIP into these bitches like 'Tearin' Papers', the~Scriptures, of Jesus couldn't save em, me and anger's a~lethal~mixture
My rhymes ALONE are~the~Touch~Of~Death, Cold~on~ya~neck like you 'feel~a~nine', I'll hang FLAVA FLAV 'clocks' around y'alls rappers, cuz if I shoot, i'm just 'killin~time'

Who da fuck are you two?


I cause Murders that can't be solved, so act curious and wit-ness
How I Blow ya Doors Off like some Fast and Furious E-clips-es
http://img278.echo.cx/img278/6064/eclipse3lb.jpg
Y'all are Dickless, and it's ridiculous, surgically changing your sex-when
You named ya crew Weapons~Of~Mass~Destruction, when y'all should have been Ex-Men
Ya shit's so BORING it made my 'computer shut-down' into Sleep-Mode
If y'all made an album, you wouldn't 'sell enough' to even go CHEAP GOLD! (Gold is the low sales bench mark for albums)
We ain't Verizon, so there ain't no way that y'all can-'Text-2-Win'
Keep my words short for K, 5 letters keep per-plex-ing-him
I 'type' deadly like i've been typing with a knife in my right-hand
You keep abbreviating ya names, now i'm abbreviating ya life-span (KMA and WMD are both abbreviations. Big words confuse him so he shortens them)

[KMA]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UCK

[~*Jkeith*~]

I hope ya'll ready.....Here we go:

First off....

WMD??? PLEASE!!!!!!.....Ya Verses are always wack and you Both Kinda-Suck....I'll do like your sig and take a Mass of you Weapons then you get BOMB'd-wit-Pumps//
And when your Time-is-Up....Me and Logikal will have ya Bleedin' after we MOB-you-CHUMPS...and have a PIECE missin from ya head like if we tripped DOnald-TRUMP// (DT has a Hair Piece)

Why U still talkin'?....

Your Facin' Jkeith....and the LOGIKAL-One....and please Don't Speak About Poppin-A-GUn...But I dont need that...Cuz My Verse Alone Could leave you Both Dead from SHOCK in the HOSPITAL-DOne//
And I im a BEASt...so I can't be STOP'd-when-I-COMe...So I suggest you Run...or I'll Fill you with So much lead from my Glock...they'll think you had a Pencil Sharpener Logded-in-your-Tum// (TUM Aka Stomach)

Its like Im Stabbin' some Gay porn Actors they way I make these wmd FAGS-BLEED....You Both Are always Spittin Shitty..You Homo's Must be Lickin each others ASS-CHEEKS//
When it Comes to Rappin' I hope you Dont Think U'll Ever SURPASS-ME....Cuz I Know I can Find all your Pre-written Disses...Wanna Bet?...all I have to Do is ASK-JEEVES// (Get it? search engine)

Finisher...

But to Finish off....It's Just Fun and Games..I ain't TRYNA-HURT-YA....But Fuckin wit Me u end up Dead...I Should Be locked up for all the things My Rhymes-Have-Murdered//
And I aint even gotta Eat ne more of ya rhymes....Cuz you've already been ate by a billions before....Like McDonalds-Burgers//

Holla Back..

[HaZaRdOuS]

wow wow wow wow FUCKIN WOW


its obvious who won


j keith and logikal never fail to dissapoint me unlesss it has sumthing to do wit sigs lol

but never da less


flow-pixel kings(u kno who u are)
metas-pixel
punches-pixel
wordplay-pixel


overall pixel

[KMA]

although i agree with your vote, its not time 4 votes yet...pay more attention

[~*Jkeith*~]

Where is dascyple at?

[dascyple]

sorry i been workin, ima get a twenty and finish this shit up, and THEN yall mofos can start votin for da ko, peace.

[dascyple]

alright just admit it, which one of u queefed/
yall just bringin tuna, didnt want no beef/

quit actin like ur bad~men just cause yall got mod~status/
you just gave head to ad~min in the back of a dodge~stratus/

and furthermore "logikal" whats ur "reasoning" behind~this/
you cant see me like you were going through blind~fits/

i leave u dissapointed like a minor who got carded/
ur like the special olympics, if u win ur still retarded/

"j kieth" sounds like an r&b singer on a swinger site tryin to suck~fools/
lookin for men to give him the finger, and i dont mean fuck~u/

dont take chances so i tuck~tools like j kieth tucks his penis/
prances in front of the mirror in tennis shorts pretending hes venus/

the only guns yall pop are "pop~guns",balls yall aint got~none/
make prank calls~for~fun, use bathroom stalls for one~on~one/

yall punk ass bitches were mistakes since u were germinated/
but thats ok cause im arnold and youve just been terminated/


ehhhh, whatever

[KMA]

sorry 4 the freepost, but damn my own teammate annihilated me...it was a shitty verse on my part, but its not like it matters...

[Logikal]

ur like the special olympics, if u win ur still retarded/

I like that line. I liked it better when I read it in a joke in 1998 though.

Arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics. Even if you win you're still retarded.

LOL

[-Green Machine-]

Do I even gotta vote?

FLOW- J~L
PUNCHES- J~L
PERSONALS- J~L
WORDPLAY- J~L
MULTIS- J~L
METAPHORS- J~L
ENJOYMENT- J~L

OVERALL VOTE- J~L

J~L = Jkeith and Logikall

[dascyple]

yeah i heard it as a joke first. that isnt bad is it.....

[Logikal]

Well. It's usually frowned upon, since it's not an original line. I've seen a few other people use it before and most of them got chastized for it. It's just like using a played out line. But as far as I know it's not against the rules.

[dascyple]

aight thanks, ill refrain from dat...... uppin, vote bitches

[1-G_MC]

Overall this was a good battle...if you guys(WMD) would of battled anyone else, you may have won...


but since you battled them, the battle looked one sided...




vote:JK~L

[Anesthetic]

Flow
PUnches
Personals
Metas
Enjoyment
Better Mods
Better Sig Makers
Better People
Better In Bed

All those go to JKeith and Logikal

Overall Vote : JKeith and Logikal

[~*Jkeith*~]

Big-Ups to ALL.....WMD and Logikal...Good Battle...Thread Closed...