CELEBRITY DETHMATCH.....

[chi*vice]

who you think would win in a head to head fight between 50 and jadakiss?

i say 50 cuz that dude buff...and i see jada as a physically soft person,his flowz are hard but i think 50 will knock dat dude head off his shoulderz

[battery]

this should be like this or that where the next person anwers then posts two more people who fight.

I say 50,cuz Jadakiss is fat and 50 just gotta hit'em in the stomach

who would win
Kobe
vs
Shaq

[bishtang]

id say shak.and battery why the hell did u get that sig.they bin gettin worse since u changed it from the 1 wiv a bentley.
whod win-snoop and eminem.
they both pretty scrawny so it wud be a fair fight.id say eminem but dat cos im 1 of his biggest fans.wot do yall fink

[chi*vice]

i gotta go with snoop cuz he a O.G. it aint cuz em white itz cuz i know if em roled up pn snoop and hit'em em would neva rap again!!

who think would win :

michael jackson or prince...lol ..

[lethelteeth]

they probably wont even fight they both gay
who u think would win:
50 cent or loyd banks

[bishtang]

2 be honest i fink 50 cent is a pussy cos e jus puts on a show.e aint a gangsta i'll tell ya dat

[chi*vice]

CAT FIGHT :
WHO DO YA THINK WOULD WIN BETWEEN LEFT EYE VS AALIYAH

[Reclipse]

Left Eye is fine as hell nicca and she would regulate aliya to a believa!!!

[chi*vice]

who do u think would win between

gwen stafani and madonna

[-Green Machine-]

I dont know...I think Gwen Stefani prolly would because her shit is bananas

[battery]

b-a-n-a-n-a-s

who would win

Magic as in Johnson

or

Bird as in Larry


DAMN,GM we joined on the same day but you got so many more posts than me, but I'll catch up

[-Green Machine-]

WE JOINED THE SAME DAY??? WOW...DIDN"T KNOW...YOU WONT CATCH UP THO

Magic...even tho he has aids he will whoop Larry's ass...

Who would win...

Mike Tyson

or

Tyson Bedford

[IllDeal90]

tyson beford would beat that ass. mike lost his touc. he quit the fight. worst 45 bucks i eva spent on a fight.

DMX or Tupac in a street fight

[chi*vice]

DMX WOULD SMASH PAC CUZ PAC IZ A LIL NIGGA,I DONT THINK PAC CAN BUCK WITH X...LYRICALLY YEAH BUT PHYSICALLY SUMBODY GONE NEEED TO CALL A DOCOTOR 4 PAC

WHO DO YOU THINK OULD WIN :

ICE CUBE OR BUSTA RHYMES

[chi*vice]

reply bitch

[MANE]

ice cube.

saddam

or

bin laden..lol

[-Green Machine-]

BIN LADEN...

Lindsey Lohan

or

Hilary Duff?

[MANE]

hillary duff for sure..lol lindsey lohan's hotter tho :D

captain crunch

or

the cheeto's guy(dont think he has a name)

[Phlow.Dy.vine]

chester the cheetah would claw that crunch bitch..hahah no contest..

Ashley Simpson

VS

Jessica Simpson

CLASH OF THE SISTERS

HAHA

[MANE]

lol jessica simplson.

mario

or

luigi

[chi*vice]

i say luigi...cuz i know he been wanting to kick mario ass 4 years for hog'n all tha fame..

he think would win:

terminator vs robocop

[Anesthetic]

TERMINATOR. Schwarza-Nigga would kill that punk ass Robo-bitch.

LeatherFace ( Texas Chainsaw Massacre )

OR

HellRaiser ( The dude with needles in his face )

[chi*vice]

i gotta go t with hellraiser that nigga even had a crew in 1 of tha movies..
plus he has supernatural powers and shit...fuck a chainsaw..i ratha see sumbody summon demonz and shit....

jason vs michael myers ...jason(friday tha 13th) michael myers(halloween)

[Anesthetic]

Jason, no doubt son. Mike Myers still seems human in his movies. Man, Jason is just all the way monster-ish.

Freddy Kreuger Tag Teamed with Leatherface

OR

Predator

[-Green Machine-]

PREDATOR he can go invisable and shit...he almost killed Arnold

Common

or

Talib Kweli

[Anesthetic]

Common. The Original

Cormega

OR

Mos Def

[1-G_MC]

Mos Def.......


Kanye West




or



Hi-tek





~Rice~

[chi*vice]

IFFY CUZ KANYE GOT THEM WIRES IN HIS MOUF ALREADY...
I'MA GO WITH HI-TEK

JENIFER LOPEZ VS. MARIAH CARY

[1-G_MC]

Mariah, cause she's crazy...


GROUP FIGHT


Atmosphere



or




The Roots





~Rice~

[Phlow.Dy.vine]

Quest would sit on Slug hahaha i really dont like alot of Atmoshpheres stuff..its ok more for the emo backpackers haha..so i gotta give it to the roots big black menm would squah em haha..

Mos Def

Talib Kweli

BATTLE FOR LEADERSHIP OF BLACKSTAR

HAHA THATS A TOUGH ONE!

[MANE]

mos def. lol, good one..

oprah

or

dr.phil

[Phlow.Dy.vine]

oprah would eat him..hahahaha then take over his show and America cities would burn to the ground..haha

Rakim

VS

Eric B

haha

[1-G_MC]

Rakim....


Oprah


vs


Rosanne






o and vote on my battle with zijknfinfingin in the vetz arena....





~Rice~

[-Green Machine-]

oprah...

Eminem

vs

Paul Wall

[chi*vice]

eminem would lose cuzz he aint physcally ready for pual..lyrically yeah but not in a head to head fight...so i gotta go with paul wall he a lil bit bigger

ashanti vs alicia keys

[Anesthetic]

Alicia Keys would smash that bitch's head into her piano.

Battle of the hood rats.

Foxy Brown

VS

The old Eve ( The one with short hair, thug looking bitch )

[-Green Machine-]

EVE...SHES BOMB NOW THO...

LIL KIM

or

FOXY BROWN?

[chi*vice]

foxy brown would spank that ass...lil kim iz to fake with herself

bruce lee vs jet li ....real life not all that wired stunt shit

[-Green Machine-]

BRUCE LEE FOR SURE...

Jackie Chan

or

Bruce Lee

[chi*vice]

i would say bruce lee,although jackie chan iz very original when it come
to his movies,but his style iz kinda sloppy...but i'll stop right there
cuzz i could really get in into a lengthy convo on that subject...

ja rule vs. eazy-e ....they are both shorties

[1-G_MC]

Eazy...he's a real G....went out like one too...lol



Snoop



vs


Bishop Don"Magic"Juan




~Rice~

[chi*vice]

i say tha bishop cuz snoop iz a toothpick...

fat joe vs bubba sparxx

[bishtang]

fat joe wud literally eat him alive
wayne rooney


vs


david beckham.

dats a nice easy 1

[battery]

Who the hell is Wayne Rooney?I say Beckham

Sylvester Stallone
vs.
The Govern-ator(Ah-nold)

[bishtang]

id say stalone.
if you dont know wayne rooney then u will do by the world cup.he used to be semi pro boxer aswell so ed kick the shit out of beckham.plus becks is a pussy

michelle marsh


v


jodie marsh

[1-G_MC]

bizarre




D12


or


G-Unit

[-Green Machine-]

D-12...They got more people

Tyra Banks

or

Hilary Swank

[1-G_MC]

Tyra....




Scarlet Johansen


or


Charlize Theron

[-Green Machine-]

Scarlet Johansen

TLC-All 3 Of Them

or

3LW-Back Then

[1-G_MC]

TLC


Suge Knight


or


Biggie

[-Green Machine-]

Biggie

P Diddy

or

Fonsworth Bentley

[1-G_MC]

My man Bentley....


Outkast


or


NWA....lol

[-Green Machine-]

lol...NWA

Dr.Dre

or

Ice Cube

[1-G_MC]

Dre...


Big Boi


or


Andre 3000

[-Green Machine-]

Big Boi


Mary Kate Olsen

or

Ashley Olsen?

[1-G_MC]

I dunno...Mary Kate


Slug...by himself.


or


Atmosphere

[instinx]

atmosphere

cassidy

or

desmond hawkins?

[1-G_MC]

Cassidy...

Jin


or

Jae Millz

[-Green Machine-]

Jae Millz...Jin looks like a bitch

Shaq

or

Dennis Rodmen

[1-G_MC]

Shaq


Dwane Wade


or


Carmelo Anthony

[-Green Machine-]

Carmelo...

LeBron

or

Carmelo

[instinx]

lebron obviously

sprewell

or

paul pierce

[-Green Machine-]

sprewell


KG (T-Wolves)

or

Tim Duncan

[chi*vice]

tim duncan..
clipse (rappers who did grind'n..they're twins)
vs
ying yang twinz

[1-G_MC]

clipse....


Pharell

or


Chad Hugo

(neptunes)

[Anesthetic]

CHad Huge. Two words.... Judo Chop...

LL Cool J

OR

Tiny ( D-Bo from Friday )

[1-G_MC]

D-Bo



Chris Tucker


or


Mike Epps

[Anesthetic]

Chris Tucker.

J.Lo's ass

OR

Pam Anderson's Tits

[1-G_MC]

J.Lo's ass....



Chris Rock


or


Dave Chappelle

[Anesthetic]

DAVE CHAPELLE. HE'S RICH, BITCH.

I can't think of one. Lol.

[chi*vice]

who would win in a head to head fight?

boyz 2 men
or

backstreet boyz

[illa warfare]

boyz 2 men
white faggots dont fight back hahaha

little red ridin hood


or


snow white (without 7 dwarves)

[chi*vice]

well this was hard cuz both these bithches were dumb as fuck..but i'ma go with snowhite cuz she's bigger..and she gotta squad..lol...

bone thugz-n-harmony(all of em)
vs
D12

[Anesthetic]

D12. Bizarre is like the size of all The Bone Thugs, combined.

Ruff Ryders ( All 345,782,645 of them )

OR

China ( All 1 billion of them )

[MANE]

lol china..they're crazy

terrorists

or

armies

[1-G_MC]

armies...



Maury

or

Jerry Springer

[chi*vice]

maury would whoop jerryz lil ass...

cnn newz crew
or
espn sports newz crew

[1-G_MC]

Espn..



Gza



or


Rza

[ILLESTMYND]

GZA...I GUESS....!!!!


VIVICA FOX

OR

GABRIELLE UNION....

[1-G_MC]

Gabrielle Union


Will Smith


or

Martin

[-Green Machine-]

Willy

Kyla Pratt (or something like that)

or

Raven Simone

[1-G_MC]

I gotta go wit Raven


Angelina Jolie


or


Missy Elliot.....lol

[chi*vice]

i'ma go with angelina simply because all tha fighting and training she has done for movies such as mr. and mrs. smith and 4 both tha tombraider movies..

tyra banks

or

tatyana ali

[1-G_MC]

Tyra


Lil Flip


or

T.I.

[chi*vice]

good one rice.......

i'm gotta say t.i.

destiny child
vs
TLC

[1-G_MC]

Destiny's Child...


Gucci Mane

or

Young Jeezy

[instinx]

well gucci manes so icy

k...

jay-z

or

snoop

[1-G_MC]

Jigga man


Will Smith


or


LL Cool J

[-Green Machine-]

LL

Lil Wayne

or

Birdman

[1-G_MC]

Lil wayne...


Russel Simmons


or


P.Diddy

[chi*vice]

i'ma go with diddy cuz of stanima...lol....

50 cent
vs
busta rhymes <--- this dude iz just as cut as 50

[-Green Machine-]

busta

Nelly

or

Murphy Lee

[chi*vice]

they both wankstaz..i really aint notice how small nelly
was till i saw "tha longest yard"

i'ma go with nelly cuzz murphy seem soft....

halle berry
or
lauren hill

[da.south]

i dont know halle has tilted boobs lol

mannie fresh or birdman

[Jingle]

birdman cuz he can scare people off with his ugly mug lmao

another cat fight:

usher

vs

bow wow

lol

[pushingtheboundary]

bow wow cus ushers a woman


sarah michelle gellar

or

jennifer love hewitt

[Anesthetic]

Duff, because Lohan has lost a lot of weight. Duff would piledrive that bitch.

Penelope Cruz

OR

Salma Hayek

[pushingtheboundary]

salma... altho penelope can look real mean..

thora birch

or

scarlett johannsen (sp?)

[chi*vice]

scarlet...

doc holiday
or
wyet herb

[Anesthetic]

Doc, man....Doc...

Oprah

OR

Howard Stern

[-Green Machine-]

Oprah

Aaron Carter

or

Nick Carter

[chi*vice]

nick carter....

nas
or
denzel washington

[MANE]

denzel..cus ive seen him kickass in some movies..lol

eminem

or

50cent

[battery]

Em cuz he seems like the type of person to snap

Freddy Krueger
vs.
Jason Vorhees

[chi*vice]

jason iz already dead,so i dont know how he fell asleep in tha movie..but n e wayz my vote goes to jason...

1 transformer robot
vs
inspector gadget

[battery]

Inspector Gadget

Spiderman
vs.
Superman

[chi*vice]

thatz to eazy....superman would murder spidy...

chuck norris
vs
jackie chan

[chi*vice]

uppin

[HaZaRdOuS]

chuck norris


bruce lee
vs
jet li

[baklikecookdcrack]

bruce lee

george bush

vs

tony blair...

[chi*vice]

george bush....

tha rock
vs
vin deseil

[Abnormal]

vin diesal....even tho hes gay

Yoko Zuna

or

Yao Ming

[MANE]

yao ming

jkeith

vs.

logikal

lol

[Abnormal]

i dont really know logikal too well so i gotta say j kieth

Urcal (spelling??)

or

Bill Gates

:shock:

[chi*vice]

bill gates.....

capcom
vs
marvel

[MANE]

marvel

spiderman
or
hulk

[battery]

spiderman

dougie fresh
vs
slick rick

[chi*vice]

slick....

osama bin laden

vs

sadam hussein

[MANE]

Osama cus he's a crazy terrorist, oldass motherfucker....an saddams a pussy

Bush

or

you :lol:

[chi*vice]

i'll put tha whoopins on bush.......

s-stylez
vs
puertoricanchica

[MANE]

P.r.c. lol

snoop

or

dre

[chi*vice]

DRE....

SAMMY SOSA

VS

DEREK JEETER

[chi*vice]

JUST UPPIN

[battery]

jeter

layzie bone and krayzie bone
vs
The RZA and The GZA

[chi*vice]

BONE THUGS-N-HARMONY........

MONICA
VS
BRANDY

[chi*vice]

uppin 4 attention

[chi*vice]

uppin

[chi*vice]

BUMP

[chi*vice]

bump'n again

[BeatBoxx*Eternal]

Monica

Jesus

or

Moses

lol

[battery]

Jesus


Monopoly Man
vs
Mr.Peanut

[chi*vice]

mr peanut...

young rice..

vs

all of g.a.m.e

[-Green Machine-]

man get off there dick...GAME would kill rice


Chi Vices mom

or


MY C.OCK

[EmceeSmythe]

His mom... some Lorena Bobbit shit would go down...

O.J. Simpson

vs.

An unsuspecting suburban family?

... laughing at my own joke...

[chi*vice]

An unsuspecting suburban family?

MICHAEL JACKSON

VS.

PRINCE

[-Green Machine-]

Mike would rape him like little kids..


Jadakiss

vs

Styles P

[chi*vice]

styles p

anesthetic

vs

young rice

[KMA]

rice is older so i would guess that he would win...but ive never seen either of them

Logikal

vs.

Jkeith

[chi*vice]

J-KIETH..SINCE HE DONT REALLY BATTLE MUCH HE CAN BE MORE CREATIVE WITH SHIT NAH MEAN,CUZ HE HAD WEEKZ OF INSPIRATION...LOL..NAW BUT I REALLY SAY KEITH CUZ I DONT REALY LIKE LOGIKALS BATTLE STYLE..HIS PUNCHES ARE GOOD AND SHIT,BUT HE'S THA BEST VOTER ON THA SITE(IF THAT COUNT FOR N E THING).....

DENZEL WASHINGTON

VS

SAMUEL L. JACKSON

[pushingtheboundary]

samuel l, easy

bruce willis

vs

mel gibson

[KMA]

bruce willis, he looks like hes stronger to me...and mel just seems like a pussy

oh, and on the last one i did, i didnt know it was about rap battles, you know its deathmatch so i thought it was if they were fighting to the DEATH...

laurence fishbourne

vs.

denzel washington

[Antic]

Laurence Fishbourne, he's bigger than Denzel, plus, I don't think Denzel would train as hard for the fight...success makes people less hungry.

Jim Carrey vs. Dave Chappelle

[KMA]

Dave Chappelle

Jims gettin a little on in years, even tho chappelle is pretty fuckin skinny he could still take him

Ralphie Mays

or

Phil Margera

[chi*vice]

Phil Margera


clipse

vs

ying yang twins

[pushingtheboundary]

well one of the ying yang twins has a weird hand and the other has cerebal palsy... so clipse

chi*vice

vs

ptb

altho we're not celebrities.. but we all kno id WHUP you

[KMA]

yeah...but just cuz chi*'s got enough class not to hit girls...you better hope anyway :shock:

umm

KMA (with a sword)

vs.

HaZaRdOuS (with nunchucks)

:D

[chi*vice]

well one of the ying yang twins has a weird hand and the other has cerebal palsy... so clipse

chi*vice

vs

ptb

altho we're not celebrities.. but we all kno id WHUP you

you really must be on ya period...we can always make things into facts nah mean...i think me and lady 'chi fuckz me to much' are gonna have a battle here....how about them apples :wink: :D

[chi*vice]

skipz that^^^^^

jet li

vs.

jackie chan

[RipDaJacka]

Jackie Chan

Boyz-n-da hood

or

P$C