WEOPON CYPHER

[Reclipse]

This is how it goes...


Ill pick a weopon then the next person has to right a verse on how he would kill me wit it.. then he picks a weopon and the next person spits a verse and picks another object....

Be creative..



Weopon- Thumb TAC

[-Green Machine-]

OKAY

This bitch is pissin me off, I guess ill kill him with a THUMB TAC
You need to watch what your talkin before I stab you where your GUMS AT
He's getting annoying,This bitch named RECLIPSE
He wont shut up, so i'll put it inbetween his LIPS
Blood runnin down his face, he's CHOKING AND CRYING
Try to tell him to shut up, but instead i POKED HIS EYE IN
But before this all happend I put one on his CHAIR
On the wall too, so when he jumped up, one would be right in his HAIR

Next Weapon: Ping Pong Paddle

[Reclipse]

Ya fagit ass stays on a ding dong channle
Murder ya game wit force wit a ping pong paddle
Its sad to see you go up a creak witout a paddle
I use u for fun like roundin up cattle
Battle me? You couldnt even saddle me
Wit weak punches like that..you couldnt even rattle me


Head Phones

[rap_ethics]

My voice is the Really Real, don't u know what Real-Is
Listen to Me or I'll hurt your Feel-ings , Sabotage ur Dea-lings
I'll Obliterate your Fate by Ultra Sonic Head-Phones
Surround Sound reaches Down Town to Wreck-Bones

Sorry I didn't write much, was in a hurry...u might also find the verse whack for the same reasons


Weapon : Dick

[Anesthetic]

Utterly amazing, shaft of my dick accounted the same as a priceless painting,
Shoving the length deep into your throat as the sperm surges forth, warmness raining,
Reigning sovereign, slapping the head into the eye cavities at Mach speeds,
Prodding your cerebellum through the front of your face, as you involuntarily knock knees
The balls jiggle and jerk, jamming themselves into the mouth and starting to work
Undulating against your vocal cords roughly, now the throat now beginning to hurt,
Letting it ooze from your throat, as your arms and spine give another unexpected spasm
Piercing your chest by the sternum finally, your beating heart making me reach my orgasm

Next Weapon: A Lufa ( The soft thing you scrub yourself with in the shower )

[IllDeal90]

see i aint conderned with hat others do/
i'll put bleach on you lufa, go to yo crib and smother you/
All that cussin is a joke nigga I know you smoke nigga/
HOw bout i put fire yo lufa wit yo soap nigga/
you got a dirty mouth, i heard what ya meant/
But im washin it out wit soap to the furthest extent/

next weapon: a bonecrusher cd

[Man's_Got_Flo]

So im outside in front of CLUB, rollin on DUBS/
Shit talkin Illdeal comes out im like who is this SCRUB/
So i grabs my shit rips the intro to the outro SKIT/
Flipped it quick then started slicing the bitch, Now im just dicing him SHIT/
He fucked him self for thinkin he could see ME, Boy just got murked by a bonecrusher CD/
Dislocated laying there with CrushedBones, Ya stepped wrong now ya head is a step STONE/

ERASER

[Reclipse]

Take shit straight to da head
Niccas thinks its the bullet but its really da lead
Poision stick to the viens wat to do ta debate her
Say fuck it and stab you in da eye wit my eraser
Next tie you up by the neck and lazer ya ribs
Ya spit nasty ness so ill eraser ya lips



Weopon- computer mouse

[Flame_Is_Back!]

Now i slap cats around with a fuckin computer-mouse//
Im the grown plant so to these ants i tutor-"sprouts"//
this really aint ya typical-cat//
i'll laugh then blast to the past with a lyrical-gat//
mouse connected to hard-drive? naw its wire-less//
I "blaze" with checkers so i play ~fire-chess//


next weapon: shoe-string

[-Green Machine-]

Get up out your shell, i'll yank on you and then Tear~You~Out
Tie you up with a SHOE STRING so I can Wear~You~Around
Or maybe ill slice and dice you, make you bleed real Serious
A puddle will be under you, people might think its your Period
Im unbeatable, you couldn't beat me even if you Had~A~Dream
You gon try to kill be just because I am you weren't featured in the Magazine

Next Weapon: Orgasmatron

[Reclipse]

I got name flips like a hexogon
But im ill enough to destroy you wit a organmatrom
WTF is that you ask i have no idea like a dream
But it sounds like body so ill rip out ya splein
I played that like a video game controller
Next try and kill me wit a baby stroller

WEOPON- BABY STROLLER

[Flame_Is_Back!]

i pop off in the Lac im a crazy-roller..
been shottin bitches since i was a kid in a baby-stroller..
get a clue cuz its obvious i was young-brat
i murket bout 12 people way more than one-cat

next weapon: HAMMER

[Phlow.Dy.vine]

yo..

i grasp the mic like a hammer-impale MC's like nails..
fridged and frail-into the wood-helped build my hood..
then i pull-unwanted-back out-no good-should..
watch ya fingers cuz if i hit-pain a stinger may linger..
and echo like you was playin horshoes-coppeda ringer..

hahaha freestyled that shit..

WEAPON: plastic wiffleball bat

[battery]

I try beatin him to death,but this shit made of plastic
This weak ass bat can do shit,its so flaccid
He gets back up and rehes in his coat
Beforee he can pull it out I shove the bat down his throat

HELLA WEAK!

Next weapon:T-Shirt

[johnny 5]

typically you could get stabbed in the chest but i'm feelin like i should use my shirt to murder the rest. found this one kid a little weak twerp grabbed my t-shirt strangled his bitch ass till his knees jerked


weapon: ashtray

[Stunt]

wrong place

[Stunt]

The next thing that hits yo face wont be my fist
it will be that black glass ASHTRAY
pop yo dumbass mug like a blood cyst
give you brain damage, make u crazier than hanks in CASTAWAY
put your corpse on my car for a bloody display

sword

[Flame_Is_Back!]

in this topic my flame cant afford-to-die//
cuz i rip cats open with swords-and-knives//
spita straight kick bass like my name was Amp//
droppin niggas on they head like i came-from-camp//

next weapon: M-80

[stunna456]

a quarter stick of dynomite explode send surges through the night
i intend to abuse, death now with explosion, or i choke you with the fuse
if those done work, i get my matches and lighter fluid
you better hope something wet comes or something humid
but once the explosion causes erosion in your cranium
you see nothing but blood guts, brains , and thumbs


next weapon: machete

[Stunt]

For tellin me your hot, ill tell you that your not your rhymes are shitt~y
thinkin your witty? i got a better idea, see this machet~e?
yea, swing straight for your throat, blood dont~spill
it fuckin gushes out, there aint 1 person that i wont~kill

basketball

[johnny 5]

i want to beat you with a basketball raw and wait untill your ass falls off,

WEAPON: leg (table, human, etc.)

[Stunt]

Bitch, i really dont give a fuck wot u said,
its too late, u cant stop me from beatin you with this table leg :shock:

Keys

[IllDeal90]

i'll take my key ring and slash ya face
now your body locked in a trunk to put yo ass in place

camera

[tRiNiTy]

Hungry fa War so im gon Feast-on-dis-Ameteur...
Puttin "Cannons to Kids" like a Priest wit a Camera //


bow staff

[...yOuNg jU...]

u came in ur bike n wanted to blow-past...
thats until i poked ya wheel wit a bow-staff...

magic marker

[C4]

I'll "beat you down" like a drumset, you can call me Travis Barker
Then show your too cheap to use chalk, outline ya body in Magic Marker

weapon: rusty spoon

[Blamped]

killin ya with any weapon lying around so you died by the draw of a RUSTY-SPOON.

Then I'm moving down my hit list and kilin yo girl and the fetus in HER-WOOM.


WEAPON: Plastic spork: (for those who dont know what a spork is its a fork and a spoon combined together.)

[Man's_Got_Flo]

I cut through ya with out a knife spoon but a SPORK, The same results is noticed when i eat my PORK.. you'll get DEVOURED..LEFT ON THE SCENE DEAD SMELLING SOUR........WANTED TO KILL YOU INA MINTUE BUT IT TOOK AN HOUR


Weapon: Latex condom

[infamy]

i put a latex cndom on dis niggaz head
let dis nigga smother till hes lyin ther dead
cirrcultion cutoff to his arms torso n legz
BET said wrap it up im jus doin wut dey said
i feel bad 4 his mother gotta c her son in protective gear
neva thought sex culd go wrong but this iz sumthin 2 b feared
if anybody getz involved
we can make it a menagetua
make sure dey protected 2 im enjoyin watchin dey headz fall off



weapon... telephone cord

[illa warfare]

seen toxn strollin in the middle of the night
so i choked him with my grocery bag - less of a fight


rice and peas

[infamy]

i gott eye ballz of enemiez jarred up like olives not yet cooked
jus b cuz they gave me a snooty dirt look
now u look da next word iz notebook
im messin wit ya brain da way coke do

[mr artik]

damn you fucked the whole shit up. you didn't even name a weapon.

[...yOuNg jU...]

he sed notebook..

[:.MiX.:]

if this were a river or the sea prepare to get ur boat~shook//
cus wen i see u in the street im gona slit ur throat wit a note~book//


Weapon: big stick no sharp edges..

[Kayos]

Write a ryme in my notebook to afflict your dreams//
Spelled it out you nightmare was a written scene//
Right before the sleep walking you got hit with thirst//
Burned the notebook and watched while in flames you burst//

Next Weapon Of Choice-------------->Soundwaves

[...yOuNg jU...]

if they testin the kid i make these clowns-pay...
by inflicting slugz in my voice, so wen i speak i kill em wit sound-waves...

next word... wrist-watch

[:.MiX.:]

Take my watch down the jewlers and get a bigger wrist band//
Grab it shove it round someones neck and squeze with 1 hand//

Weapon: Telecenisis that how u spell it?

[Kayos]

You coming at me sidearms 9 mil's in your palms//
Im laughing knowing in mind that your already gone//
As you pull the trigger back and unleash that heat//
My telekinesis flip the rounds you cuased your own defeat//



----------------> Next Weapon = WATER

[farout]

you trippin off the water drippin colder and hotter, never know cause ya skin has become numb, feeling insanity grip you like a bum drunk on rum. the water covers every inch of your soul, and you become one with the water and you're under it's control. listening closely as the stream whispers in your ear, tells you to die, you comply shedding a tear.


next weapon is: ADMIN

[:.MiX.:]

i know this assumption is preety rash but i think he does it in mass//
If u "fuck" with admin u know hes gona kill u wit his dick in ur ass//

weapon: Mouse (computer mouse)

[pushingtheboundary]

Laying in your bed you know i'll hunt you down with the fury of a bitter-ex -spouse//
More "sinister" than stunts by clowns, gon' make this a hard hitter tear out your brain wit-a-mouse

weapon...a spoon

[EmceeSmythe]

You about to get beaten~up and carved~in
Cause my spoon be heated~up and sharpened
Eat my cereal, and then hit you with the bar~end

Next weapon: postcard

P.S.: love most of the weapon choices...

[infamy]

DIS BITCH WAS TALKIN SHIT IN DA POST OFFICE
SO I SLIT HER WRIST WIT A POSTCARD NOW IM IN DA POLICE OFFICE
SHE LIVED BUT AINT PRESS CHARGEZ SO I PAID HER A VISIT
CHOPPED HER BODY IN 1/2 NOW SHE LOOK LIKE A MIDGET
SHE HAD COMPANY SO THEY HADD 2 DYE ALSO
DIS BLONDE BITCH GOTT HER STUPID BRAINZ SPRAYED ALL OVA DA CONDO


WEOPON OF CHOICE... BRICK

[:.MiX.:]

make u chill out and listen to slick rick then tie u up real quick//
grab it in my hand then slam a brick into ur dick paralyzing u thick//

peace

Weapon: Chewing gum

[1-G_MC]

When dudes-is-dumb, I strangle em wit my chewing-gum/
Fools-is-numb...no prints, that's a straight rule-of-thumb/



next weapon:newspaper

[EmceeSmythe]

Immersed in deep~data, the business section, I'll sleep~later/
A fool interrupts me, I beat him over the head with my news~paper/

Next weapon: squirt gun

[mr artik]

I'm creepin through you window while you asleep/ with the hugest super soaker filled with acid burn ya ass till you six feet deep/
I know you thought you wouldn't get hurt son/but I bust yo head open with my fuckin squirt gun/
then kick yo head to see if ya budge/ The acid scorched that nigga blacker than a piece of fudge/

next word, trash bag