IH2 VS LYRICAL ASSASSINS(THE BATTLE)

[Divine Write]

RULES
first crew to 5 votes wins
3-0 ko
10-20 per person
40-80 for each crew
no crew/ dick riding or hate votes

POSTING
one person from each crew will gather all the verses from the other members in the crew who are particapating in the battle/ do not post the verses seperatly/ it makes it easier for people to understand who is in which crew when they are together/

VOTING
the first crew to reach 5 votes will win/ if one crew has 3 and the other has none the the crew with 3 will win by K.O/ since this is a crew battle then it should be obvious that thier will be no crew votes/ nor will their be dicking riding votes or hates votes/ when you vote do not try to sway any votes/ just put who you think were better and explian why you thought so/ you will determine who you feel is better as a whole/ you will vote by deciding which crew blended togethere the best/ you will not vote on each person as an individual/

IH2
Divine Write
DisTinct
Deadly Assassin

LYRICAL ASSASSINS
Expo
Sleepy
Inhuman
9Milli


since I issued the challenge IH2 will go first/ after everyone partipating in this battle checks in we will then have exaclty 3 days to post our reply/ and then after our reply is posted the Lyrical Assassins will also have 3 days/ if any crew fails to make the deadline then they will lose/

now each person from each crew that is particapting in this battle please check in


DIVINE CHECKING IN

[DeadlyAssassin]

I"M CHECKIN IN, HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!

[1-G_MC]

I am also checking in...

[INHUMAN!]

checking in,ready to destroy you kids.

[GrandTheft]

i aint checkin in, cause i aint battling, but no hates, just wishing luck to ih2, since i have full confidance on my team mates, so good luck, and let the best crew win!............iighty, ill be the teams mascot, wearing all black, l.a. crew hat, and a gat!...lolz, hill billy style

*bang, bang, yiiiiiiiiiiiiiihaaaa!!!!!, lmao...

seriously, good luck for both crews, ill be on the bench....

grandtheft
lyrical assassin
*bench warmer*
lolz............


here is my prediction for this battle..........

deadly, will start off attacking,9milli saves the day, by head buttin him with his punchlines, young rice will maintain the front lines but is shot down by enemy fire/divine, with the tradition of no man is leftd behind will come to rices aid, on attempts to aid, he will strike a motur attack, and cause threat to inhumans, and expo defenses, makin a turn over which makes it looks like divine's war...........but.........could he survive sleepys magickal offensive manuvers?????

we will find out....soon, very soon...........

lolz,

eyo, i would like to have a copy of all the verses sent to me, at my email addy....so i can do like a reportive story for rapdogs....u know, something fancy and cool, so wether u loose or win, you still get the proper recognition that every rapper is derserved, good luck yall....

o, the prediction was a teaser, nothing to take seriously, jus makin this as fun as it should be,,,iight, holla at ya boy..............

special shouts to

sleepy, divine, milli, rice, and inhuman, good luck to you fellas, iam countin on you peeps to amaze me, like always, lataz

[9milli]

checkin in

[9milli]

posted twice cos this board was fuckin up and sayin it never sent

Peace

[DísTinct]

check

[Sleepy]

In like a d.i.c.k. thru p.u.s.s.y.

[Expo]

thats right . . im back . . checkin the f*ck in . .


Peace

[Divine Write]

ok it begins


if we do not have our verses in by 9:13 Monday, August 4th we lose/

[Divine Write]

alright then/ it is now 3 on 4/ Young Rice has quit/ but the battle will still go on as usaul/ we are just a man short so one of us will post 2 verses to make up for the lack of members/ so in a short while i will have the verses up and then it will be the Assassins turn/

[Divine Write]

DEADLY ASSASSIN
L.A. rhymes would neva flow, even if it was a ass on Laxative/
No Matta how hard you "drop shit", ya "shits" still passive/
L.A. doesnt stand for Lyrcial Assassins, but for Losin Asses/
There is No way 2 top IH2, nor surpass this/
Our flows is "Flawless', and are rhymes kill like a "9Milli'/
My lyrics are harnessed to attack the group thas real shitty/
Dont get tired or "Sleepy, cause I'm about to put ona show/
Ya group could neva shine, even if it was the main attraction at a rappin "Expo"/
Ya juss been chewed, ate, swallowed and shitted out my ass/
The only way you could make it seem like ya "blew up', is if ya change the groups name to "The Blast"/
My rhymes and lyrics are on "point", like the edge of Jason's Machetti/
I have come to collect the heads of L.A., so its time to behead thee/
My flows spit fire like dragons, and rip through MC's like the claws of a Lion/
You could neva stop me cause I'm the "sickness", I'm like AIDS I keep multiplien/
One more thing, GT its time for you to kno the lowdown/
I would tell you to shut the fuck and sit, but your already "sittin down"/



DISTINCT
i rip-this-'dwarf' and put more 'holes' in him then an 'olympic'-course/(olympic..the 5 circles shit symbol)
then sink-these-four and have em all slapped up like wen i pimp-these-whores/
i bust "9's" like im fuckin pre-teens, i delete-teams and off these 'dics' like deceased-phenes/ (adicts)
im 'inhuman', i been-fuming, cuz these faggots stay proclaming that they do-men/
my spews-bend and eliminate these kats, influence by us cuz ya 'squared'-ya-ass /(assassins)
u cant bear-the-facts, cuz yall aint 'rippin' shit jus 'tearin-acts'/
ya groups jus 2 pairs-of-fags, ill 'expo'se-this-crew, wen ya flow-ya-lose/
yall couldnt even touch us if we rolled-wit-you/
cuz we intellictual, yall jus sum dumb-asses, my gun-blasts these kats/
how the hell u lyrical wen u aint droppin-hits, im poppin-lips disable ya voice so we can jus stop-the-shit/




DIVINE WRITE---GROUP ATTACK
I'm the truth~aknowledge~it your whole crew~is~knowledgeless/
none of you faggots can "spit" since all of you are "use'~to~'swallowin"/
you guys stay "guessing" but what I spews~approximate/
not one of you are taking flight like a group~of~ostriches/
I have to kill Lyrical Assassins to prove~my~dominance?/
what my~cheeks~expel, depleet~and~swell ya~teams~morale/
you could hand us "90 degrees" and we still wouldn't "recieve'~an~'L"/
the only way I'd get a check in the lost column is if I defeat~myself/
you guys are~weak~as~hell nothing "ya'~speak~is~'felt"/
not evan if I had the letters on my~screen~in~brale/
we sworm~and~rush, strom~and~bust leave you torn~and~cut/
rhymes at boiling piont but yet i'm just warming~up/



DIVINE WRITE---INDIVIDUAL ATTACK
bare~as~the~witness as I push these pussies to thier lyrical~limits/
I carry~a~sickness so contagise you'll catch it from just the air~i'm~admittin/
Expo's "cumming' up 'short" like he had an "affair'~with~a~'midget"/
this cat has "no flow" like "broken'~bath~'fixtures"/
his "image' is all fucked 'up" like he "posed'~for~bad~'pictures"/
Sleepy's lyrics are "piontless" like "broke'~in~half~'scissors"/
on the whole team he might glow~in~text and flow~the~best/
but like an "armless' man in a 'shootout" he "holds'~no~'threat"/
I flow~direct so that way like a "hooker' with 'braces" my "blows'~'connect"/
Inhuman thinks he's better then me, I think he over~slept(he's dreaming)/
since he's not as gifted~as~I he bitches~and~cries/
your not "ill" everyones just "sick'~of~your'~rhymes"/
your pure shit~when~you~rhyme so i'm making you get the "fuck' back" like i'm "dicking'~your~'spine"/
you couldn't "lick'~me~in~'rhymes" evan if you came with "sixty'~of~'nines"(69,lick me, it's a shot to milli, think about it)/
theres no reason to vote~for~this~match it'sover~it's~wrapped/
but let's see what our opponent~will~have just for a good joke~and~a~laugh/




that's it/ do to my ADD and a new game site I found i got distracted for over 3 hours while typing it/ thus the reason for me getting it in a day early/ i knew i woiuld find something to distract me/ but anyway the Lyrical Assassins now have til 6:51AM Thursday August 7/ if it is not in you lose/

goodluck

[9milli]

don't you mean thursday 7th because wednesday is the 6th

Peace

[DeadlyAssassin]

He said Thursday

[Divine Write]

I actauly origanly said wednesday/ but I saw what Milli said and checked and he was right so i changed it

[Expo]

guys, lets get together on wednsday and put our stuff together so its posted by thursday . .


Peace

[9milli]

if u opened ur fuckin eyes it says the post has bin edited which mean IT DID say wednesday but has bin changed to thursday

Peace

[9milli]

thank you divine for acknowledgin that, i tried to edit my recent post so it wasn't as offensive to DA cos it came across that way but as this board is fucked and it won't let me click page 2 and it wasn't showin up i didn't know there was a page 2 so FIX THIS BOARD PLEASE ANYONE

[9milli]

my mind is original i spit subliminal i spit the best even at my minimal
my style is similar to a jungle animal as u see im a lyrical cannibal
u begin but freeze n stand-still a victory is all u can wish see
as i rip all y'all swiftly as ur punches miss me
u see this diss be to all on the hitlist milli
i'm a miracle as i walk on water u need dem jetskis
i hit you fucks harder than pucks by wayne gretski
lets talk seriously u need to get some manners n respect me
LA u be knowin i rep thee the verses of IH2 are fruitless
they have no content and no attack therefore they're proofless
aiyyo divine ur excuses are useless in actuality ur a nuisance
how u gonna pretend u never gave 100% when u covered in bruises
keep ur intelligence bitch cos LA comin ruthless
n when i see ur homo crew i shoot thru this
hoe called divine watch me murder him n make this battle mine
take it as a sign that u better take a course of serious action
DA ur a god damn w@nksta n certainly ain't no assassin
my rhymes are happenin puttin ur body in traction
my verses r phat while urs are caught fastin
i'm baskin in all of the light that i have
battlin against me is like fightin a gun blast
kill ur will to spit then light it n pass
i'll burn ur f@g ass turnin u to f@g ash
qucik to lose my rag fast kickin ur fat ass bastard
middle name is longetivity so u gettin outlasted
ur skills are unmastered u never scratched the surface
why did we even fuck wit ur crew man ur all worthless
in one blink i'll make distinct extinct
similar to what a flamethrower does to an ice rink
i have lines that'll make ur dumb ass think
makin ur heart sink and you'll never want to wake again
my rhymes have mo' links lookin like an amazin chain
ur whole crew gets removed when LA comes down to reign


ok this is my verse for the battle as the time difference between us i posted it as i wouldn't be online the same time as the rest of LA so feel free to copy and paste this into the post wit everyone elses verses and delete this post. Thanks

Peace

[Expo]

Expo:

1st Verse:

I~H~2 thinks their a defi-ant~crew
ya cryin~proves that ya faggots are just lyin~dudes
my rhymes~are~smooth, hit you with lines~that~bruise
keep tryin~too, but against us, ya whinins~lose
if we ever met in person, ya'll still couldnt see~us
usin 15 on ya writin an 85 on ya pen-is
percentage~wise, Divine, ya a senseless~guy
ya defenses~lie no where to be seen to prevent~us,~why?
against~us~try, ya pretend with pretentious~lies
to get two on ya crew, ya probably used relentless~bribes
think ya ride deep with three, is that all ya crew~be
the leaders full of himself an anothers a new-bie
Distinct, his actual name is 'This Stink', i mean tru-ly
battled me in audio, now in text you gone lose-G
a fool,~me? ha, you could never remove~me
Lyrical Assassin, so dont take it loose-ly
before i choose~teeth an knock out ya crude~speech
i heard ya in a mov-ie an the name of its "Prude~Freak"
ya pricks like a dull knife, theres no use~for~you
get used~to~losin to our abusive~crew


2nd Verse:

i mutilate~with~lines that fumigate~ya~mind
ya rude~an~hate~my~rhymes cause i devistate~like~crimes
an i'll be blatant,~why? to penetrate~ya~sides
this like rapin~wives who dont resist~the~ride
cease an desist~ya~lives, yo these pricks~aint~wise
rollin blunts with a lincoln when i said high five
best check ya mannerisms, with all the chances~givin
ya like man~in~prisons, ya cant stand~the~rippin
cant comprehand~the~visions of ya dropin~the~soap
theres no props~for~the~slow, probably off robbin~the~pope
or even slobbin the nob in a confessional~booth
professionals,~you? intellectual was never the truth
I-H-2, im glad that i~aint~you, cause i~ate~you like~plate~food
and i~rate~you irate~fools, ya style~aint~cool
ya'll aint Distinct, Divine or Deadly~at~all
behead~thee~when~i~brawl with a machette~in~stalls
im ready~to~saw cause i got lead~heat~to~draw
yo, i spread these broads like they get-ting~caught
read my name one more time and rescind ya thoughts


ok, so heres my two vrses, then theres Milli's above mine an Flawless has his below . . so since the spitin is over, its time to get these votes in . . .


Peace

[Divine Write]

you guys need to put bars in you lines/ the rules stated 20 bars max and if I am correct in my assumption of where your bars would go Milli is way over/

[Expo]

i already noticed this, but i havent seen him on aim to tell him . . if worse comes to worse, we'll have to cut it ourselves (LA) . . either way it'll be correct by the final posting . .


Peace

[9milli]

sorry man i totally forgot about the bar limit dog so just cut the verse to fit it how u think would be best cos i am gonna be gone for the next couple of days.

Peace

[Expo]

i knew sleepy wasnt gonna post but i thought inhuman would . . o well, it would have been a fun battle . . heh, do ya thing with C.O.R.E . .


Peace

[9milli]

aiyyo expo fuck it dog let peeps vote anyway and my verse won't have to be cut, we might as well let the battle finish now its started its only 3 onto us 2 so i think its pretty fair since they were gonna have 4 onto 3.

So lets gets these votes in homies

Peace

[Expo]

good idea milli . . ok folks, start the voting . . it may be 4 verses vs 2, but we like the odds anyways . . lol . .


Peace

[FlawlesS]

aiight check it...
yo..

yall need to jus halt-and-stop, cause look-we battlin bitches without halt-er-tops//
my quick like lightning lines jus bolt-and-shock, that shit u cummin with can revolt-a-c*ck//
yall are scared--need to get-out-and-fight, step-out-with-mics//
im showin no signs of stoppin, like brakes with-out-the-lights//
im lyrically takin out these d*kes-in-line, they cant fight-the-mind//
even the leader is condemned to hell-cause he cant even write-divine//
yall cant rap-distinctly with how wack-distinct-be//
votin for us is like peer pressure, cause u cant-resist-me//
noone likes yall, with a press of a button i can stop-yall-fans//
the only reason DA got into the crew, is cause hes the top-dogs-man//
yall cant come up with somethin-thats-better, im dumpin-with-letters//
IH2's lyrics couldnt be sick if they wrote them under-the-weather//
act like this aint-the-best, LA will beat yall with mics or in-the-text//
we get more W's per day then the in-ter-net//(www.)
u dont kno what u messed-wit-yall, u testin-a-boss//
LA! and u kno the best-of-all?-i aint even need 20 bars to get my message-across//

[Divine Write]

^^^^^^

can we please recieve some votes

[J-White]

aight look
this battle had smoke comin off it for how hot it is
but i think that LA took this one but it was fvckin hard to decide guys
but i was feelin their shyt alittle more but no beef just speakin my mind
divine ur verse was pretty tyte tho man and so was 9milli's

but my vote goes to Lyrical Assassins





~~~~~~~~~~~SBC~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[J-White]

o and guys whoeva needs to fvckin drop a verse in the tournament forumn can u guys spit a verse so it can be movin along a little 4real




~~~~~~~SBC~~~~~~~``

[Divine Write]

the voting for this battle has been open for 8 days and all we can get is one vote/

come on people just cast a vote/ it's not that hard nor is it to time consuming/

[INHUMAN!]

damn..sorry guys for not posting..I had lots of things to do,but things calmed down now..somewhat..and mostlikely it will happen again..oh wellz..just wanna say good shit from all u guys,Peace

[Rocco Malice]

No d1ck ridin or hatin involved I liked both crews efforts but Lyrical Assasins done it for me in the end. Dont agree then whateva...

My vote- LA

[EternalUnderdog]

Ok, I'll vote. I read everyone's lines and I gotta say, nice s.h.i.t fellas. Both crews did well, but I vote for LA for the following reason:

IH2's nice verses: Both of Divine's.

LA's nice verses: Both of Expo's, FlawlesS's

I was disappointed in Distinct and DA's verse since I know they're both capable of better. Other than that, this battle was sick as hell. Much respect.

No beef intended on my voting, I'm just sayin' how I see it. Nice battle guys.

-Dope Dago

[INHUMAN!]

:idea:

[Expo]

keep the votes comin ppl . . . its 3 - 0, LA right now . .

[9milli]

3-0 is the KO expo. So we done on this thank fuck cos votin was takin too long.

Peace

[Expo]

haha . . i straight forgot about that . . o well . . finally . . Lyrical Assassins . .


Peace

[FlawlesS]

LYRICAL ASSASSINS dog
good shit fellas

peace

[DísTinct]

lmao wat a joke...ne1 wanna ride dicks more?

[DeadlyAssassin]

To late now man, In my mind LA is Rapdogs main crew, so we lost from the point i started

[EternalUnderdog]

Distinct, you're the joke fella. Maybe you should post some better shit rather than critisize voting when it occurs.

Heh...

-Dope Dago

[B-Blaze]

I VOTE IH2
their lyrics were word
safe

[LyricalIllusion]

i know this battles probs closed but la were better sik rhymes

[DísTinct]

lmao id serve ne1 from la...u all suck...im the joke? i come 2 this site as a side note...drop shit once in a while...i wreck kats on other sites...why u weak heads stay hibernating on this exucse 4 a challenge site...if ne of u went 2 sites like lyricwars or planetrap u would all be clowned 4 the skills u lack...im not one 2 bitch but the battle was obviously highway robbery and if u wish we could easily post this on another site and prove 2 u the way 'la ' was dickrode...its obvious we served them..read the verses...if ne1 votes based on wordplay-multies-hits-personals its clear we won...so the all mighty 'la' could suck my dick..and ne prob w/ that- holla audio or text i stay on the offensive end

[Expo]

lol . .