KMA
09-11-2005, 09:03 PM
The Dogg Pound Vol 1 #4
Back again with a vengeance, Jerks. Right off the bat I want to apologize to Logikal, and thank HaZaRdOuS. They both know why. You folks can probably figure it out soon enough. Anyway, my week sucked ass, how about yours? Hopefully it was good. I hope you all looked forward to the mag as much as I did. I also hope none of you died. I hear that's pretty unpleasant. I've never experienced it myself, but it sounds like a day-wrecker. Anyway, enough nonsensical babbling, ON TO THE MAG!
Graphic Of The Week
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/SIGMAKERMAN/simply.png
Battery makes another masterpiece. Simply beautiful *tear*. Good work to him.
Avatar Of the Week
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/SIGMAKERMAN/9875044874322e013637dc.gif
A disturbing new Avy for pushingtheboundary. Oh, and BE NICE TO HER. She's having some problems right now. So Annie and battery, no sex-mongering.
Newbie Tip Of the Week
Use Every Line For A Punch
Fillers are bad, especially if an entire line is a filler. Avoid talking about yourself in battles, that's a complete waste of a line. Set-ups can be good, but only if you are setting up a spectacular punch, which usually doesn't happen. Every single line in your verse should be directed at your opponent, and should be dissing them.
Happy Time With Mr. Stick Man
....Alright you worthless sacks of fuck. I'm proud of you.
....Most of you weren't complete fucking idiots this week.
....Keep it up. However, nothing is perfect, and we have
....an arrogant fuck around who irritates the shit out of me.
....That fuck's name is, Niggamassacre. I don't know why
....this dickfuck thinks he can talk to people like that, but
....I for one hope he gets his just desserts, and dies, as
....suggested by pushingtheboundary, and I'm sure
....many others in their minds. Congratulations Niggamassacre!
....You are a Jackass.
../
o
T
/\
Magic Markers
Hey bitches. I got radioactives. Do YOU!? Well, unless you're Annie, ToxN, Dev, Logikal, Jkeith, admin, and maybe somebody else I forgot, YOU DON'T! So I get to have radioactives and watch your pitiful radioactiveless posts. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
A Wonderful Story
Brought to you by: KMA and pushingtheboundary
Once upon a time, there was a tiger named Helen. Unfortunately for Helen, he had a penis, thus making him a man-tiger, named Helen. Helen was constantly ridiculed as a child for his girlish name. He found no way how to cope with this, until I adopted him as my attack tiger. At my house, he found my stash, and my papers. He smoked all my pot, and ate all my food. So now, he's a fat lethargic tiger named Helen, and he's the worst attack tiger EVER. I'm keeping him though. If he's still got the munchies he'll eat one of my enemies since we're out of food.
And that has been A Wonderful Story. Thank you.
Battle Recaps
9/4-9/11
Newbie Battles
Big Fat J(0) vs. Unknown Artist(3)
UltraGamer(0) vs ANURySM(4)
(1)Ultragamer v Perky(4)
(3)bishtang vs sherryG(0)
(0)Big Fat J Vs. shErRyGEE(3)
Cursafix(2) vs. Smythe(5)
(3)Slim-Jim KO'D (0)Sherrygee
Lady E (0) vs Sherry G (3)
Break of Dawn(0) vs AllEyesOnMe(3)
Lady E(2) v Ultragamer(5)
Sherry G (3) vs lilsippi (0)
ShErRyGEE (0) vs -MaJiN TeKk- (3)
Lady E(3) vs h2Z(0)
ShErRyGEE(0) vs The Next Kanye West(3)
Sherry G vs sharpshooter
Danny JMC vs The Cadillac Kid
(0)MaJiN TeKk- Vs BaBy_UzI(3)
ShErRyGEE (0) vs Slim Jim (4)
Cursafix(0) vs. Smythe(4)
KMA (3) vs. ShErRyGEE (0)
Veteran Battles
KMA (5) vs. -Green Machine- (4)
Wow. I beat GM. I'm so great. Good verse from GM, it was a close battle.
Anesthetic (3) vs. Cadillac Kid (0)
Annie's latest KO. He's back witha vengeance
Green Machine (0) {VS} Anesthetic (3)
Annie's dream finally came true. GM, you really irritated me there, but I got no hard feelings.
(0)Cool C vs (3)Anesthetic
This was a pretty good battle, but what can be said other than Annie's good.
(3)Anesthetic VS (0)SherryGee
Not much to say here. Annie's good again.
Sharpshooter (0) Vs. Sinis (3)
Good verses from both MCs. SiNiS just came out on top.
TNKW a.k.a Jeebin (0) vs. Bishtang (3)
Bish took this one without much difficulty.
Ladder Battles
Level 1
Undiss Vrz. KingBrown
(3)Undissable vs. (0)EyezOnMe
Level 2
SMYTHE VS. BLAMPED
Dead Weight
Not too many no shows this week. I'm proud of you hooligan ass hooligans.
groundzr0 vs. ILLESTMYND
Steff vs Dragon11
ceasar vs.BeatBoxx*Eternal
You Said A Mouthful
Inner Thought
big_fat_j
Listenings Of The Week
Eminem, Royce Da 5'9" "Scary Movies"
Well, I've always known about this song, but I told Annie-sthetic to download it and he, essentially, fell in love with it. I suggest you all download it if you can.
Notorious B.I.G. "Hypnotize"
My favorite Biggie song of all time. Shit, one of my flat out favorite songs of all time. If you haven't heard this song, you suck. Go hear it. If you don't like this song, you suck more. Go like it. :D
David Banner "Play"
In the words of Gopha, "da beat iz kkkkrraazzyyy". Enough said.
Afroman "Because I Got High"
I've seriously been listening to this song at least twice a day all week. Probably because I don't have any weed and it allows me to reminisce of times when i was high.
Tag Team Battles
Once again, before I even check, I'm going to guess nothing has happened.
I should be a psychic. And I'll leave it at that.
Crew Battles
Once again, you people seem to enjoy flying solo. That's a no-no so go-go, and flow-flow, with your bro-bro. Ho-mo. :D
Top Punches
( Anesthetic ) vs. Cool C
Get~With~It, Faggots Like You Don't Deserve~Bitch~Es, My "John Is A Legend", Tell Your Girl To "Come~Get~Lifted" Probably Keep Your "Face In A Puss" Like You Took a Feline~And~Licked~It, So I'll Put You Out Of Your Misery... Make You Go "Down Under" Like "Eating Out Australian~Midgets"
That made me laugh my ass off. This is probably the only place you won't see me calling him Annie too.
( HaZaRdOuS ) vs. baby_uzi
Fuck a baby_uzi....He'll get BLAZED-BY-MY-LYRICALS.....thinkin you beatin me..you'll get PHASED-BY-MY-VISUALS...you neva elevating like health freaks blowin HAZE-IN-THE-AIR OR 2,......like havin weapon at all time cuz uzi STAYS-BY-MY-GENITALS/
Also made me laugh my ass off. See HaZ? YOU'RE GOOD! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME LOVE YOU?
( KMA ) vs. Green Machine
weak like some green~grass actin like youre a mean~ass hes no competition i play GAMEs like a fuckin~controller/
you dont see~cash your weak~ass outlook gets bleak~fast cuz ill neuter your ass so its easier than knuckin~wit~bowlers!/
Yeah, I'm in here again. I'm the editor. I do what the fuck I feel like. :D
Top Freestyles
Jingle-(: *smile* :) (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26641)
instinx-Religions On The Phone (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26314)
pushingtheboundary-A Bit Of A Bitch (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?p=207955#207955)
aMERiKaZ NiGHTMaRE-The Face That Launched 1000 Ships (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26682)
On The Mic
TheTeflonDon (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26106)
G-Dogg (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26114&start=15)
Under The Radar
ANURySM is pretty sick. Check out one of his battles and you'll see what I mean. He's not amazing, but he's damn impressive for a new person to the site. Definitely has the potential to be a Veteran, however overused that is.
Power Rankings
Man, I am horribly disappointed with you people this week. The battle scene is dying down. I could barely find enough people to be on the power rankings.
5. baby_uzi This week uzi makes #5 again due to everyone's laziness. I am proud of him though, at least he's BATTLING. Props to Uzi.
4. SherryGee SherryGee has elevated GREATLY in a very short amount of time. Congrats and kudos to her. Keep up the good work. She had 3 wins this week, along with some losses, but her elevation was so impressive I gave her #4.
3. bishtang Bish gets #3 for getting 2 wins. One over The Next Kanye West, and another over SherryGee. Bish has always been an impressive battler, and he beat me twice. So mucho props to him. I want another rematch soon Bish.
2. KMA I make my Power Rankings debut at #2, due to everyone's laziness. So, something good came out of everyone being lazy :D . I have two wins this week. I beat SherryGee and Green Machine. I'm so proud of myself.
1. Anesthetic Well Annie, you're number one again. Captain 4 KOs keeps his #1 spot this week, and beat some impressive opponents. Cool C, Caddy Kid, Green Machine, and SherryGee. Keep it up man, and you'll have the record for longest streak at #1. YOU CAN DO IT!
I feel like I've failed you all this week. I don't have enough Q&A, and I still have no tourney recaps, or poetry section, but I GUARANTEE you all of these things next week. GUARANTEED. If I don't have them, I'll have someone kick me in the balls. Maliciously.
The Dogg Pound Interrogation- HaZaRdOuS
Sorry again to The Logikal One. I'll explain next time you're on AIM.
Thanks again to HaZ.
KMA: So, hello and welcome to your interview.
Hazardous: Hey,whats up KMA..wasnt expecting this,but hey I'm here..so lets do it
KMA: Alright. State your name.
Hazardous: Justin WIlliams...but some call me J-Will
KMA: Why did you pick the name HaZaRdOuS for RD?
Hazardous: To tell the truth,I was sick..and was reading my Medicine..and saw Hazardous and boom I got it
KMA: Interesting. Where are you representing?
Hazardous: Orlando,FL....407 all day everyday..W.O County!!!!!
KMA: Woo! How many years ya got on the planet of Earth?
Hazardous: Just turned 15 in July...
KMA: Congrats. Forgot to ask, but what is Orlando like? Suburban or Ghetto?
Hazardous: Well,it depends on where you live at...There are some ruff neighborhoods out here...I'm just blessed to live in the good side of town..You feel me?
KMA: Surely. How long have you been rapping?
Hazardous: Well,I've been writing rhymes since the age of 9(third grade)..But I started getting serious and started progressing my skills like 2 years ago..
KMA: What made you decide to come to RapDogs?
Hazardous: Well,heres a secret..I used to be on here like 2 years ago..on a name..ORLFinest 407(I think)..and I just happened to come back....
KMA: OK, so what made ORLFinest come to RD?
Hazardous: To be honest with you KMA...I really dont know....I prolly googled it....It was sooo long ago...You tend to forget these things
KMA: Fair enough. So, what do you think of our Hip Hop home, RD?
Hazardous: Once again..I have seen better sites...with better technology...but skills wise..This is the best site I've been on...Hands down..
KMA: Who are your favorite MCs on the site?
Hazardous: Thats active?
KMA: Yes
Hazardous: Gopha,Anesthetic,ToxN,Undiss,SINIS,
KMA: Speaking of ToxN, you and him have a battle coming up. How do you feel about that?
Hazardous: To be honest..I dont feel to well about it.YEs there were a couple of words thrown at one another,but on the real tip.I got nothing but love for dude...He was like my mentor..The guy I looked up to.Evertime he came online,"Oh up ToxN"...You know...That was my dawg.Until the chat I would never forget...After that we just aint been cool...And if you're reading this ToxN....I'm sry.....
KMA: Yeah, I could tell there was some bad blood going on. Sorry to hear that. Do you feel like one of the best MCs on the site?
Hazardous: Ummm...No...Far from it
KMA: Are you planning on joining a crew anytime soon?
Hazardous: I really dont know right no..Only time will tell...
KMA: I noticed you and Battery seem to be having some troubles with one another right now. Is that true?
Hazardous: Oh naw....at first we were..but we're cool now...atleast thats what I think..no hard feeling bro....Is it me o do I feel like I'm in alot of beefs....I got one with Toxn one with GM and one with Blamped.....wow
KMA: Blamped too? I hadn't heard about that. What do you guys beef for?
Hazardous: It was like this...hes gonna deny every bit of it..but fuck him...Basically we were in the same crew,DM,and he didnt like the fact that I looked at him as a crew member or shall I say as a friend.So he would always say something slick and I would defend myself real fast,before n e thing escalated.Then one time he just got fed up(guessin he never experienced a guy like me) and started comin at me the wrong way..so some shit was being said and thats the reason why I left DM.I cant be in a crew with somebody I dont get along with.You know?.....
KMA: Definitely. Well, let's move on to something more pleasant. Do you have a girl?
Hazardous: Nah...not at the moment...I talk to girls you know do what I gotta do...just not serious right now..school is a big thing..In the words of Anesthetic who took the words of Big Pun(RIP) "I'm not a playa I just crush alot"
KMA: Hm, I didn't know that was Big Pun. Annie's in trouble now. Are you going to pursue a career as a rapper?
Hazardous: I mean..its a hobby for me..I just do it because its fun...even though wat times when i beef it takes the fun away.I realy dont know right now..I might start doing audio..Loook out for that Hazardous and Farout Collab..
KMA: If you could battle anyone in the industry today, and completely crush them, who would it be?
Hazardous: Nobody,cuz I'll get dickrode like crazy
KMA: I suppose. Well said. What do you draw inspiration from in your writing?
Hazardous: Life,my parents divorce,underground music,beef,anger,hatred,fear....
KMA: So who is your favorite artist in the game today?
Hazardous: I couldnt say..because each emcee that I'm crazily infactuated with brings a different aspect to the game...but if I had to choose one..it would be Canibus...you know why?.....6 words...Buckkingham Palace and Poet Laureate II
KMA: I think Canibus is definitely underrated, so its nice to know he's somebody's favorite. I have to ask this one, how do you feel about the new E-Zine editor?
Hazardous: To be honest it doesnt matter who does it....as long as its appealing to the viewers....G'd job KMA....keep it up
KMA: I'm glad you like it. Well thanks a lot for taking the time to do this on such short notice. I appreciate it. Anything else you would like to say?
Hazardous: Yes sir...I just wanna say thank you for those who had my back...and thank you for those wh think I'ma be somebody on the site..and thank you for those bitches I ripped in battles...You helped me get to where I am...LMAO....-peace-
And here is the tearful goodbye...Oh wait, It's not tearful. I'll see you fuckers all week. Never mind.
KMA, SIGNING OFF!
Back again with a vengeance, Jerks. Right off the bat I want to apologize to Logikal, and thank HaZaRdOuS. They both know why. You folks can probably figure it out soon enough. Anyway, my week sucked ass, how about yours? Hopefully it was good. I hope you all looked forward to the mag as much as I did. I also hope none of you died. I hear that's pretty unpleasant. I've never experienced it myself, but it sounds like a day-wrecker. Anyway, enough nonsensical babbling, ON TO THE MAG!
Graphic Of The Week
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/SIGMAKERMAN/simply.png
Battery makes another masterpiece. Simply beautiful *tear*. Good work to him.
Avatar Of the Week
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/SIGMAKERMAN/9875044874322e013637dc.gif
A disturbing new Avy for pushingtheboundary. Oh, and BE NICE TO HER. She's having some problems right now. So Annie and battery, no sex-mongering.
Newbie Tip Of the Week
Use Every Line For A Punch
Fillers are bad, especially if an entire line is a filler. Avoid talking about yourself in battles, that's a complete waste of a line. Set-ups can be good, but only if you are setting up a spectacular punch, which usually doesn't happen. Every single line in your verse should be directed at your opponent, and should be dissing them.
Happy Time With Mr. Stick Man
....Alright you worthless sacks of fuck. I'm proud of you.
....Most of you weren't complete fucking idiots this week.
....Keep it up. However, nothing is perfect, and we have
....an arrogant fuck around who irritates the shit out of me.
....That fuck's name is, Niggamassacre. I don't know why
....this dickfuck thinks he can talk to people like that, but
....I for one hope he gets his just desserts, and dies, as
....suggested by pushingtheboundary, and I'm sure
....many others in their minds. Congratulations Niggamassacre!
....You are a Jackass.
../
o
T
/\
Magic Markers
Hey bitches. I got radioactives. Do YOU!? Well, unless you're Annie, ToxN, Dev, Logikal, Jkeith, admin, and maybe somebody else I forgot, YOU DON'T! So I get to have radioactives and watch your pitiful radioactiveless posts. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
A Wonderful Story
Brought to you by: KMA and pushingtheboundary
Once upon a time, there was a tiger named Helen. Unfortunately for Helen, he had a penis, thus making him a man-tiger, named Helen. Helen was constantly ridiculed as a child for his girlish name. He found no way how to cope with this, until I adopted him as my attack tiger. At my house, he found my stash, and my papers. He smoked all my pot, and ate all my food. So now, he's a fat lethargic tiger named Helen, and he's the worst attack tiger EVER. I'm keeping him though. If he's still got the munchies he'll eat one of my enemies since we're out of food.
And that has been A Wonderful Story. Thank you.
Battle Recaps
9/4-9/11
Newbie Battles
Big Fat J(0) vs. Unknown Artist(3)
UltraGamer(0) vs ANURySM(4)
(1)Ultragamer v Perky(4)
(3)bishtang vs sherryG(0)
(0)Big Fat J Vs. shErRyGEE(3)
Cursafix(2) vs. Smythe(5)
(3)Slim-Jim KO'D (0)Sherrygee
Lady E (0) vs Sherry G (3)
Break of Dawn(0) vs AllEyesOnMe(3)
Lady E(2) v Ultragamer(5)
Sherry G (3) vs lilsippi (0)
ShErRyGEE (0) vs -MaJiN TeKk- (3)
Lady E(3) vs h2Z(0)
ShErRyGEE(0) vs The Next Kanye West(3)
Sherry G vs sharpshooter
Danny JMC vs The Cadillac Kid
(0)MaJiN TeKk- Vs BaBy_UzI(3)
ShErRyGEE (0) vs Slim Jim (4)
Cursafix(0) vs. Smythe(4)
KMA (3) vs. ShErRyGEE (0)
Veteran Battles
KMA (5) vs. -Green Machine- (4)
Wow. I beat GM. I'm so great. Good verse from GM, it was a close battle.
Anesthetic (3) vs. Cadillac Kid (0)
Annie's latest KO. He's back witha vengeance
Green Machine (0) {VS} Anesthetic (3)
Annie's dream finally came true. GM, you really irritated me there, but I got no hard feelings.
(0)Cool C vs (3)Anesthetic
This was a pretty good battle, but what can be said other than Annie's good.
(3)Anesthetic VS (0)SherryGee
Not much to say here. Annie's good again.
Sharpshooter (0) Vs. Sinis (3)
Good verses from both MCs. SiNiS just came out on top.
TNKW a.k.a Jeebin (0) vs. Bishtang (3)
Bish took this one without much difficulty.
Ladder Battles
Level 1
Undiss Vrz. KingBrown
(3)Undissable vs. (0)EyezOnMe
Level 2
SMYTHE VS. BLAMPED
Dead Weight
Not too many no shows this week. I'm proud of you hooligan ass hooligans.
groundzr0 vs. ILLESTMYND
Steff vs Dragon11
ceasar vs.BeatBoxx*Eternal
You Said A Mouthful
Inner Thought
big_fat_j
Listenings Of The Week
Eminem, Royce Da 5'9" "Scary Movies"
Well, I've always known about this song, but I told Annie-sthetic to download it and he, essentially, fell in love with it. I suggest you all download it if you can.
Notorious B.I.G. "Hypnotize"
My favorite Biggie song of all time. Shit, one of my flat out favorite songs of all time. If you haven't heard this song, you suck. Go hear it. If you don't like this song, you suck more. Go like it. :D
David Banner "Play"
In the words of Gopha, "da beat iz kkkkrraazzyyy". Enough said.
Afroman "Because I Got High"
I've seriously been listening to this song at least twice a day all week. Probably because I don't have any weed and it allows me to reminisce of times when i was high.
Tag Team Battles
Once again, before I even check, I'm going to guess nothing has happened.
I should be a psychic. And I'll leave it at that.
Crew Battles
Once again, you people seem to enjoy flying solo. That's a no-no so go-go, and flow-flow, with your bro-bro. Ho-mo. :D
Top Punches
( Anesthetic ) vs. Cool C
Get~With~It, Faggots Like You Don't Deserve~Bitch~Es, My "John Is A Legend", Tell Your Girl To "Come~Get~Lifted" Probably Keep Your "Face In A Puss" Like You Took a Feline~And~Licked~It, So I'll Put You Out Of Your Misery... Make You Go "Down Under" Like "Eating Out Australian~Midgets"
That made me laugh my ass off. This is probably the only place you won't see me calling him Annie too.
( HaZaRdOuS ) vs. baby_uzi
Fuck a baby_uzi....He'll get BLAZED-BY-MY-LYRICALS.....thinkin you beatin me..you'll get PHASED-BY-MY-VISUALS...you neva elevating like health freaks blowin HAZE-IN-THE-AIR OR 2,......like havin weapon at all time cuz uzi STAYS-BY-MY-GENITALS/
Also made me laugh my ass off. See HaZ? YOU'RE GOOD! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME LOVE YOU?
( KMA ) vs. Green Machine
weak like some green~grass actin like youre a mean~ass hes no competition i play GAMEs like a fuckin~controller/
you dont see~cash your weak~ass outlook gets bleak~fast cuz ill neuter your ass so its easier than knuckin~wit~bowlers!/
Yeah, I'm in here again. I'm the editor. I do what the fuck I feel like. :D
Top Freestyles
Jingle-(: *smile* :) (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26641)
instinx-Religions On The Phone (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26314)
pushingtheboundary-A Bit Of A Bitch (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?p=207955#207955)
aMERiKaZ NiGHTMaRE-The Face That Launched 1000 Ships (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26682)
On The Mic
TheTeflonDon (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26106)
G-Dogg (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26114&start=15)
Under The Radar
ANURySM is pretty sick. Check out one of his battles and you'll see what I mean. He's not amazing, but he's damn impressive for a new person to the site. Definitely has the potential to be a Veteran, however overused that is.
Power Rankings
Man, I am horribly disappointed with you people this week. The battle scene is dying down. I could barely find enough people to be on the power rankings.
5. baby_uzi This week uzi makes #5 again due to everyone's laziness. I am proud of him though, at least he's BATTLING. Props to Uzi.
4. SherryGee SherryGee has elevated GREATLY in a very short amount of time. Congrats and kudos to her. Keep up the good work. She had 3 wins this week, along with some losses, but her elevation was so impressive I gave her #4.
3. bishtang Bish gets #3 for getting 2 wins. One over The Next Kanye West, and another over SherryGee. Bish has always been an impressive battler, and he beat me twice. So mucho props to him. I want another rematch soon Bish.
2. KMA I make my Power Rankings debut at #2, due to everyone's laziness. So, something good came out of everyone being lazy :D . I have two wins this week. I beat SherryGee and Green Machine. I'm so proud of myself.
1. Anesthetic Well Annie, you're number one again. Captain 4 KOs keeps his #1 spot this week, and beat some impressive opponents. Cool C, Caddy Kid, Green Machine, and SherryGee. Keep it up man, and you'll have the record for longest streak at #1. YOU CAN DO IT!
I feel like I've failed you all this week. I don't have enough Q&A, and I still have no tourney recaps, or poetry section, but I GUARANTEE you all of these things next week. GUARANTEED. If I don't have them, I'll have someone kick me in the balls. Maliciously.
The Dogg Pound Interrogation- HaZaRdOuS
Sorry again to The Logikal One. I'll explain next time you're on AIM.
Thanks again to HaZ.
KMA: So, hello and welcome to your interview.
Hazardous: Hey,whats up KMA..wasnt expecting this,but hey I'm here..so lets do it
KMA: Alright. State your name.
Hazardous: Justin WIlliams...but some call me J-Will
KMA: Why did you pick the name HaZaRdOuS for RD?
Hazardous: To tell the truth,I was sick..and was reading my Medicine..and saw Hazardous and boom I got it
KMA: Interesting. Where are you representing?
Hazardous: Orlando,FL....407 all day everyday..W.O County!!!!!
KMA: Woo! How many years ya got on the planet of Earth?
Hazardous: Just turned 15 in July...
KMA: Congrats. Forgot to ask, but what is Orlando like? Suburban or Ghetto?
Hazardous: Well,it depends on where you live at...There are some ruff neighborhoods out here...I'm just blessed to live in the good side of town..You feel me?
KMA: Surely. How long have you been rapping?
Hazardous: Well,I've been writing rhymes since the age of 9(third grade)..But I started getting serious and started progressing my skills like 2 years ago..
KMA: What made you decide to come to RapDogs?
Hazardous: Well,heres a secret..I used to be on here like 2 years ago..on a name..ORLFinest 407(I think)..and I just happened to come back....
KMA: OK, so what made ORLFinest come to RD?
Hazardous: To be honest with you KMA...I really dont know....I prolly googled it....It was sooo long ago...You tend to forget these things
KMA: Fair enough. So, what do you think of our Hip Hop home, RD?
Hazardous: Once again..I have seen better sites...with better technology...but skills wise..This is the best site I've been on...Hands down..
KMA: Who are your favorite MCs on the site?
Hazardous: Thats active?
KMA: Yes
Hazardous: Gopha,Anesthetic,ToxN,Undiss,SINIS,
KMA: Speaking of ToxN, you and him have a battle coming up. How do you feel about that?
Hazardous: To be honest..I dont feel to well about it.YEs there were a couple of words thrown at one another,but on the real tip.I got nothing but love for dude...He was like my mentor..The guy I looked up to.Evertime he came online,"Oh up ToxN"...You know...That was my dawg.Until the chat I would never forget...After that we just aint been cool...And if you're reading this ToxN....I'm sry.....
KMA: Yeah, I could tell there was some bad blood going on. Sorry to hear that. Do you feel like one of the best MCs on the site?
Hazardous: Ummm...No...Far from it
KMA: Are you planning on joining a crew anytime soon?
Hazardous: I really dont know right no..Only time will tell...
KMA: I noticed you and Battery seem to be having some troubles with one another right now. Is that true?
Hazardous: Oh naw....at first we were..but we're cool now...atleast thats what I think..no hard feeling bro....Is it me o do I feel like I'm in alot of beefs....I got one with Toxn one with GM and one with Blamped.....wow
KMA: Blamped too? I hadn't heard about that. What do you guys beef for?
Hazardous: It was like this...hes gonna deny every bit of it..but fuck him...Basically we were in the same crew,DM,and he didnt like the fact that I looked at him as a crew member or shall I say as a friend.So he would always say something slick and I would defend myself real fast,before n e thing escalated.Then one time he just got fed up(guessin he never experienced a guy like me) and started comin at me the wrong way..so some shit was being said and thats the reason why I left DM.I cant be in a crew with somebody I dont get along with.You know?.....
KMA: Definitely. Well, let's move on to something more pleasant. Do you have a girl?
Hazardous: Nah...not at the moment...I talk to girls you know do what I gotta do...just not serious right now..school is a big thing..In the words of Anesthetic who took the words of Big Pun(RIP) "I'm not a playa I just crush alot"
KMA: Hm, I didn't know that was Big Pun. Annie's in trouble now. Are you going to pursue a career as a rapper?
Hazardous: I mean..its a hobby for me..I just do it because its fun...even though wat times when i beef it takes the fun away.I realy dont know right now..I might start doing audio..Loook out for that Hazardous and Farout Collab..
KMA: If you could battle anyone in the industry today, and completely crush them, who would it be?
Hazardous: Nobody,cuz I'll get dickrode like crazy
KMA: I suppose. Well said. What do you draw inspiration from in your writing?
Hazardous: Life,my parents divorce,underground music,beef,anger,hatred,fear....
KMA: So who is your favorite artist in the game today?
Hazardous: I couldnt say..because each emcee that I'm crazily infactuated with brings a different aspect to the game...but if I had to choose one..it would be Canibus...you know why?.....6 words...Buckkingham Palace and Poet Laureate II
KMA: I think Canibus is definitely underrated, so its nice to know he's somebody's favorite. I have to ask this one, how do you feel about the new E-Zine editor?
Hazardous: To be honest it doesnt matter who does it....as long as its appealing to the viewers....G'd job KMA....keep it up
KMA: I'm glad you like it. Well thanks a lot for taking the time to do this on such short notice. I appreciate it. Anything else you would like to say?
Hazardous: Yes sir...I just wanna say thank you for those who had my back...and thank you for those wh think I'ma be somebody on the site..and thank you for those bitches I ripped in battles...You helped me get to where I am...LMAO....-peace-
And here is the tearful goodbye...Oh wait, It's not tearful. I'll see you fuckers all week. Never mind.
KMA, SIGNING OFF!