KMA
09-18-2005, 02:45 PM
The Dogg Pound Vol 1 #5
Greetings again Jerks. Sorry also, I was hurried to get this one out, so I had to do some editing. Sorry to the few people who read it right away. I learned some things this week.
1.Canibus is Great
2.Canibus is Amazing
3.Canibus is Extravagant
4.If you don't listen to Canibus, you should start.
So yeah, education is good. He's a damn wordplay master. Anyway, we seem to be having some heated beef this week. Here's a diagram:
ToxN--> :agrue: <--chi*vice
So, while talking to ToxN, he asked that I make him this picture.
:microwave: :popcorn:
^chi*....^ToxN
I feel like putting in lots of smilies this week. So, this week is Smiley appreciation week for the E-Zine. Kind of like every day is for Gopha.
:eating:
:bad-words: <--Gopha when he sees that I used his Smiley :D
One more thing before we move on to the mag. Saturday marked the valiant return of Dev Dollaz. Welcome back Dev, you were missed. :puppydogeyes: <--Us while you were gone.
Graphic Of the Week
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/SIGMAKERMAN/sherrygeessig.gif
Slim has improved insanely in GFX this week. I really like this one. It's got lots of pretty colors. :smilecolros: :smilecolros:
Avatar Of the Week
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/SIGMAKERMAN/sja.gif
Slim seems to be the ONLY person who has made any GFX all week. It's just as well, he's one of the best now. Hot shit like septic tanks on the sun.
Newbie Tip Of the Week
Be Humble
I cannot stress this enough. Narcississtic newbies are the most irritating thing I've ever seen. You ARE NOT hot shit until you've proved yourself. And I don't care if you've been on other sites, we have the most talent on the web, so trust that half the cats on here can crush you. So be cool, don't start shit right off the bat, and we'll all stay happy.
Happy Time With Mr. Stick Man
..........Well, unfortunately you incompetent fucks
..........have done nothing aggravating all week.
..........Nevertheless, I've got a head, and it's got
..........wings on it, so I can fly to your houses
..........and murder you dumb bastards in your
..........sleep. Congratulations, you stupid fucks.
..........Dammit. I want to complain. Fuckers.
..........We need somebody to be stupid as fuck
..........so I can cuss about them, yeah? Yeah.
..........Fuck yeah, you loser ass fucks.
........./
:evilbat:
.......T
......./\
Magic Markers
I still don't really know what to put here. Maybe this week I'll list everything I can think of that I'd get in trouble for saying at school.
Fuck. Shit. Bitch. Bastard. Cunt. Christ. Sex. Orgy. Blowjob. Handjob. Dick. Cock. Cunt. Whore. Hooker. Ho. Buttsex. Missionary position. Slut. Ass. Balls. Nutsack. Pubes. Pussy. Masturbate. Circle Jerk. Doggy-style. Threesome. Damn. Piss. Cocksucker. Motherfucker. Tits. Titties. Boobs.
Unfortunately, that's all I could come up with off the top of my head.
Listenings Of the Week
Royce Da 5'9" "King of Kings"
Royce is a very masterful lyricist, and this is yet another example if you don't believe me yet. He portrays himself as Jesus, and does a DAMN good job of it. So yeah, give this song a listen.
Canibus "Buckingham Palace"
Yeah, in case you hadn't noticed, I've fallen in love with Canibus. Mainly, this wonderful song. Canibus is a wordplay MASTA!!!! So listen to this too. If there's only one song you can listen to this week, make it this one.
DMX "X Gon Give It To Ya"
This is my favorite DMX song. YOU WANNA FIGHT ME, FIGHT THESE TEARS! Hell yeah. That's great. Listen to DMX bitches.
BONE Thugz N Harmony "Mo' Murda"
BONE Thugz rap fast. This song is good cuz they rap fast. It's like, so fast. Like, Speedy Gonzalez. On crack. Yeah, fast. Quick and fast.
Top Freestyles
BigT, pushingtheboundary, Anesthetic-Visions From A Time Machine (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26937)
The Cadillac Kid-Sarah And Bobby (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26801)
pushingtheboundary-Hidden Meanins (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26871)
Tag Team Battles
Still nothing. You guys are no fun.
Crew Battles
G.A.M.E. is battling I.O.N. How unfair.
On The Mic
JaeSwift, JaeSwift, JaeSwift. LISTEN TO JAESWIFT! (http://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInfo.cfm?bandID=240016&songID=2863446)
CiXelSid (http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pageartist.cfm?bandID=382609)
Top Poems
Brought to you by: King Of The World, God Of Sex, Godly Freestyler AKA Anesthetic
Cadillac Kid-Philly (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26541)
A Special Message From Anesthetic
I'd like to Thank Mr. Kaiser for allowing me to guest edit something in this week's mag. Furthermore, I'd like to thank Gemcee and PTB for last night.. I'd like to thank JKeith and Logikal for my SuperMod. I'd like to thank ToxN for his unwaivering love for me. Last, but not least, I'd like to thank G.A.M.E. for being...Well, for being GAME, which means they suck. And Id like to thank various people for various projects Im working on. Peace, and Plentiful Penis.
Battle Recaps
9/12-9/18
Newbie Battles
(w)Cursafix the Revern vs (l)Slim-Jim
Lay Doubt(0) ~VERSUS~ JuJu(3)
(4) ANURySM vs LILSIPPI (0)
(4) Crusafix vs Anurysm (1)
(5)KMA ~VERSUS~ (1)Lay Doubt
(4)Baby_uzi Vs. Strider Hiru(0)
(3) LILSIPPI vs ALLEYEZONME (0)
ANURySM(6) vs LAY DOUBT(0)
Lady E (0) vs tha_king aka cezar(3)
aMERiKaZ NiGHTMaRE vs ShErRyGEE (w)
NiggaMassacre (0) vs CiXelSid (4)
Cursafix the Revern(0) vs Chi*Vice(3)
nick3565blue(0) VS AllEyezOnMe(3)
(W) AllEyezOnMe vs. (L) J knight
(3)Slim-Jim Vrs (0)J. Knight
Sherry G (w) vs -H2z- (L)
(W) Lady E vz Break of Dawn (L)
Invizzible (0) vs Sherry G (3)
Trixx (L) vs big_fat_j (W)
Antic (4) TKO vs. Proverb (1)
NENO (0) vs Sherry G (4)
ShErRyGEE vs lady E
Sherry G vs Rap_ethics
Veteran Battles
JuJu (2) vs. Logikal (5)
Amazing battle. AMAZING. I still read this one just for fun. It was, WOW. WOW, yeah. Mega-awesome battle.
GreenMachine (3) {vs} Dragon11 (0)
An easy win for Green.
(0)dascyple vs baby_uzi(3)
Dascyple's first battle in awhile. It shows, he wasn't very good.
(0) Unknown Artist VS Baby Uzi (3)
Unknown Artist was in over his head here. Props to Uzi.
GreenMachine (3) vs SherryGee (0)
Green took this one without much difficulty.
Ladder Battles
Level 1
(0)MC bushkin -v.s-(3)*wmc*
(0)Dragon11 vs (3)Battery
(0)IN-FA-ME VS. (3)215
instinx (0) vs kingbrown (4)
(F) Dragon11 Vs (W)Cixelsid
Level 2
Hazardous vs. Pushingtheboundary
JuJu Vs. Chi*Vice
ToxN (3) vs. JuJu (0)
Dead Weight
Trixx vs SherryGee
Rap_Ethics Vs. Uniq
Top Punches
( JuJu ) vs. Logikal
rhymes i Speak-From-my-Sinical-Head which means i Leak-Minimal-Lead(pencil lead)... but u pre-write n still have trouble "liftin ONE of my bars" like "Geeks-in-Physical-Ed."
( HaZaRdOuS ) vs. pushingtheboundary
You battling a WISE-DUDE......and its time for you DIE-TOO...you TRY-WHo.....look at ya pic they prolly was like looks its 'Pinhoccio' in HIGH-SCHOOL/
( Logikal ) vs. JuJu
You'll know just~what~I~mean, make you like KANYE you'll have to RAP WIT A SCREWED-MOUTH, you couldn't beat me if we battled a FEW-BOUTS,That's why they callin' this the 'NEW GAZA STRIP' because i'm 'TAKIN' THIS JU-OUT'!!!
( Logikal ) vs. JuJu
But don't you-pout when you don't get a vote from these LADIES~AND~GENTS, or i'll make ya fuckin' CRANIUM~BENT, by puttin' TOO MUCH PRESSURE on it like a FAT FAMILY ON A STADIUM~BENCH!!
Power Rankings
5. CiXelSid CiX makes number five by beating some easy opponents. Niggamassacre the uber-jackass and Dragon11. Kudos to CiX. Keep battling and you can be here every week. With all these lazy fuckers, it isn't that hard anymore.
4. SherryGee Sherry makes number 3 just for having 4 wins. No impressive battles really, but she stays busy. That's what the rest of you lazy bitches need to do.
3. baby_uzi Uzi finally makes a higher spot than #5. Congrats and Kudos to him. He's got two wins this week, one over dascyple, and the other over Unknown Artist.
2. HaZaRdOuS HaZ makes #5 this week for beating pushingtheboundary, baby_uzi. That was a close battle with PTB that dragged out forever, and I'm sure they're both just glad it's finally done. He is also the first member of battle ladder level 3.
1. Logikal Logikal took down JuJu this week, a very impressive feat. It's always good to see the Logikal One in action. Two top punches came out of it for him. Congrats to Logikal. That was one of the greatest battles ever, so you're number 1. Make Annie a sig, he keep whining about it :D
Under The Radar
Cursafix is an egotistical newbie, but he has good reason to be. He's a pretty damn impressive battler, and should be one of our best soon enough. Keep up the good work, and tone down your narcissism.
Tournament Recap
Well, for this week, nothing has happened. SiNiS and Artifact aren't done yet. But at least we finally have a tourney recap.
SO THAT'S WHAT THEY THINK...
Undissable
AllEyezOnMe says:I think he is a great battler. Definately a veteran in my eyes. Probably the best out of Texas period... But the punches I through against him were 'Un-Miss-Able' so now how the hell is he 'Un-Diss-Able'? Lol, just kiddin'. He is good though hope he keeps up the good work.
Peace!
Jingle
Rap_Ethics says:I thought he had a good sense of humour ever since he posted this bar:
i found your fuckin mom and stuck my dick~in~her~gums
while a fuckin oompa loompa was down lickin~her~c.unt
U should find it at the following link with other twisted punches, lol : http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?p=180468&highlight=#180468
Hes active and I feel he has alot to contribue to the site...I only hate two things about him....
1) his sig (it sucks big time)
2) his sig again...lol...I HATE IT!
Hes elevated recently and I am looking forward to check his future battles...
CiXelSid
BeatBoxx*Eternal says:Cixel-Sid...hmmm, he's an up and coming vivacious writer, but he's often underated...I've seen most of his writtens, his topicals are dope and his keys are straight...no doubt, he's one talented person.
Hopefully the answer your looking for...
Antic
Abnormal says:Antic...hmmm...dont know much about the dude really...i heard about him a little bit...havnt seen much of his work...but i've heard some positive things about him so he's straight in my book
Divine Write
Jingle says:hmmmm...well for one, I'd say that I love his style....its alot different from what you usually see on this site.......no offense to anyone lol
but yeah, I think he's one of the best guys ive seen on here in a long time...insane flow, and an amazing vocab.....and since i listen to mostly metal, i enjoy his verses alot, since they have that similar feel
JaeSwift
Divine Write says:Hhhhmmmm...The ignorance of Divine is going to prevail here.....I don't know....Never really read anything from him....Heard of him....So I like him...He can stay at my house and fuck my sister
SO THATS WHY THEYRE CALLED...
Abnormal:haha its funny...i first was on this site about 2 years ago under the name 'No Gimmicks'...i was wack...then i came back on this site under the name 'Sm0ke'...i was decent...the way i came up with the name Abnormal is: Im so ill most people dont think im normal...thus = Abnormal...a bit cocky huh?
MC bushkin:coz i like the MC'er mc bushkin so much i no is lame but o well
BeatBoxx*Eternal:lol welll...back in the day my name was McBeatz...as in MC Beatz, but that name turned out a lot of disses based on "McDonalds". I thought about it, and I had my lady MC Isis, a reppin texan, come up with a better name. I should probably tell you where the Beatz/BeatBoxx came from...
I am a avid beatboxer, and not too bad at it either...when my friends spit, I'm always first choice for breakin the "Beatz". Nuff said.
So the Eternal was just something Isis had for me, and I rep my name 100% now, I'll be beatboxing even after my timely death. The star was because I fucked up on joining this site too many times...it was originally just BeatBoxx Eternal....lol.
mc_maneone:it's my graffiti name..So i just used it for rap too, an just added "mc" cus i messed up an couldnt use just maneone..an MC stands for mic control for those who don't know..Then with some more details, "mane" is an old school graffiti style name, an "one" is a new school add on..Hence the name Mc_Maneone.
The Dogg Pound Interrogation: pushingtheboundary
ptb: ola maxi
Mr. Kaiser: hola Helen
ptb: eee
ptb: interview me now bitch
Mr. Kaiser: :shock:
Mr. Kaiser: ok yeah.
Mr. Kaiser: Welcome to your interview, my love
ptb: hi :)
ptb: just make sure you edit out the stupid bits lolz
Mr. Kaiser: State your wonderful name for the nice readers
ptb: helen lancaster
Mr. Kaiser: Where do you represent?
ptb: preston mate.. im actually from london tho
Mr. Kaiser: Interesting. How many years have you been stuck on Earth?
ptb: sweet sixteen
Mr. Kaiser: Spectacular. So why did you pick the name pushingtheboundary for RD?
ptb: umm well.. im white, girly, with a shit accent and im not really very hip hop at all so i just thought i was .. pushingtheboundary haha
Mr. Kaiser: Clever. Do you still think nobody kisses your ass on RD?
ptb: definitely
Mr. Kaiser: Well, you are foolish. How long have you been the gangster ass rapper that you are?
ptb: umm a few months seriously really before i never really took it seriously
Mr. Kaiser: So you just tried it out and found out you were good at it?
ptb: well maybe not the found out i was good bit lolz.. i just enjoy it and thought yea i could get cool at this
Mr. Kaiser: Oh yes. Are you glad you did? Meaning, are you happy you've discovered this talent and met all these goofy fuckers from RD?
ptb: haha yea i am.. i mean i find myself writin all the time wherever i go now, and well i definitely couldnt live without you :wink: lolz
Mr. Kaiser: Awww, I'm touched. But yeah, of course you couldn't. Are there a lot of british rappers, or are you an elite core?
ptb: well ya know.. im just the elite.. but naw, theres a few like roll deep and that but i think they're a bit over rated. jehst and braintax are helllllla cool tho. and none of my friends apart from a few guys i know from college rap so it gets kinda lonely:'(
Mr. Kaiser: Well, you've got it better off than me. I live in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Which is basically cowboy capitol USA. So yeah, I'm lonelier.
ptb: awww
Mr. Kaiser: So, do your parents know of your rapping abilities?
ptb: kind of.. my mum knows i write a lot and go on some site called rap dogs.. but i dont really talk to them about it or anythin so i don ttihnk they realllly know
Mr. Kaiser: Hm. Lovely. Did you scout around a lot of hip hop forums before settling on RD?
ptb: naw.. rapdogs was the first one i came across
Mr. Kaiser: Good. Any interesting story on how you discovered it?
ptb: i cant actually remember...
Mr. Kaiser: Well you're no fun. Can I ask about your love life or would you prefer these fuckers not know about it?
ptb: haha.. well.. all i will say is.. boys are scum
ptb: no offence intended
Mr. Kaiser: Marvelous. Now I'm crying on the inside. Will you ever be making any audio songs?
ptb: im working on a couple at the moment.. but at this rate no one will ever hear them because they are so bad.. as in ouch my ears bad
Mr. Kaiser: You're too hard on yourself, I'm sure. Will you ever pursue a career in rap?
ptb: i doubt it.. maybe who knows
ptb: ok that was a contradiction lolz
Mr. Kaiser: What do you plan on doing after college?
ptb: i should really go to uni.. but i doubt i will cus education is the most boring thing ever
Mr. Kaiser: That's a lousy attitude to have. You'll end up sleeping on some nappy mattress in a one room apartment working at Wendy's or something like that. Won't you now? Yes, I think you will.
Mr. Kaiser: But enough negativity. How is being a moderator?
ptb: haha yea i probably will but ya know money aint everything.. and being a mod is ace.. altho i havent really done that much yet
Mr. Kaiser: Have you done anything naughty? Such as editing people's posts all over the place *cough*Annie*cough* erhm. Excuse me.
ptb: haha naw i want to set a good example LOL.. and i guess i dont have to edit posts for people to say nice things about me.. . yeah COUGHANNIE.. think i gotta cold
ptb: ehehehee
ptb: well when i say nice.. i mean things about my sexual organs haha
Mr. Kaiser: Ah yes, of course. So, what inspires you in your writing?
ptb: a lot of things really.. just shit thats happened in my life.. shit that goes on in the world.. my friends, my family.. love .. hate.. everything really
Mr. Kaiser: Any music?
ptb: yea.. immortal technique inspirse me a hell of a lot, cus hes just full of messages.. and some bands i listen to. and the lion king soundtrack
Mr. Kaiser: How mature. *cough*loser*cough* erhm. Sorry again. I must have a cold as well. Have you always been a fan of rap?
ptb: hahaa yeah somethin must be goin round.. ive always liked some rap... but i used to think that most of it was hoes, bitchz and gunz
Mr. Kaiser: Well, that's the point of view of every mother on her period. So fuck that perspective. Do you have a favorite rapper?
ptb: haha i am a mother on my period.. or somethin. and im quite fond of immortal technique.. but kanye's just awesome. like amazing in every prespective.. except maybe his personality
Mr. Kaiser: I think everyone can agree with that. I seem to be running out of questions again. Anything you think I should ask?
ptb: well.. my bra size is.....LOLZ
ptb: no not really im pretty borin
Mr. Kaiser: Oh yeah. I'm sure everyone would like to know your bra size. So do tell.
ptb: haha NO
Mr. Kaiser: Well, can't blame a guy for trying. I can find out later anyway. Anything else you want to tell the people before you go?
ptb: uhh yeah,,, phuh que are going to wreak havoc.. and crush you...well ya know ill just be steppin lightly on toes.. but yeah. PHUH QUE. (lolz how cheese)
Admin
Well, I recovered an old photo of our friend admin in his goth stages as a teenager. Have a look see.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/SIGMAKERMAN/superbonusfatgoth.jpg
He wasn't always the gangster ass rapper we all know him as today.
Well, once again we come to the end. This mag is finally complete with wondrous sections of wonder. And you love it, of course. So come back soon, and read it again. Bitches.
Greetings again Jerks. Sorry also, I was hurried to get this one out, so I had to do some editing. Sorry to the few people who read it right away. I learned some things this week.
1.Canibus is Great
2.Canibus is Amazing
3.Canibus is Extravagant
4.If you don't listen to Canibus, you should start.
So yeah, education is good. He's a damn wordplay master. Anyway, we seem to be having some heated beef this week. Here's a diagram:
ToxN--> :agrue: <--chi*vice
So, while talking to ToxN, he asked that I make him this picture.
:microwave: :popcorn:
^chi*....^ToxN
I feel like putting in lots of smilies this week. So, this week is Smiley appreciation week for the E-Zine. Kind of like every day is for Gopha.
:eating:
:bad-words: <--Gopha when he sees that I used his Smiley :D
One more thing before we move on to the mag. Saturday marked the valiant return of Dev Dollaz. Welcome back Dev, you were missed. :puppydogeyes: <--Us while you were gone.
Graphic Of the Week
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/SIGMAKERMAN/sherrygeessig.gif
Slim has improved insanely in GFX this week. I really like this one. It's got lots of pretty colors. :smilecolros: :smilecolros:
Avatar Of the Week
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/SIGMAKERMAN/sja.gif
Slim seems to be the ONLY person who has made any GFX all week. It's just as well, he's one of the best now. Hot shit like septic tanks on the sun.
Newbie Tip Of the Week
Be Humble
I cannot stress this enough. Narcississtic newbies are the most irritating thing I've ever seen. You ARE NOT hot shit until you've proved yourself. And I don't care if you've been on other sites, we have the most talent on the web, so trust that half the cats on here can crush you. So be cool, don't start shit right off the bat, and we'll all stay happy.
Happy Time With Mr. Stick Man
..........Well, unfortunately you incompetent fucks
..........have done nothing aggravating all week.
..........Nevertheless, I've got a head, and it's got
..........wings on it, so I can fly to your houses
..........and murder you dumb bastards in your
..........sleep. Congratulations, you stupid fucks.
..........Dammit. I want to complain. Fuckers.
..........We need somebody to be stupid as fuck
..........so I can cuss about them, yeah? Yeah.
..........Fuck yeah, you loser ass fucks.
........./
:evilbat:
.......T
......./\
Magic Markers
I still don't really know what to put here. Maybe this week I'll list everything I can think of that I'd get in trouble for saying at school.
Fuck. Shit. Bitch. Bastard. Cunt. Christ. Sex. Orgy. Blowjob. Handjob. Dick. Cock. Cunt. Whore. Hooker. Ho. Buttsex. Missionary position. Slut. Ass. Balls. Nutsack. Pubes. Pussy. Masturbate. Circle Jerk. Doggy-style. Threesome. Damn. Piss. Cocksucker. Motherfucker. Tits. Titties. Boobs.
Unfortunately, that's all I could come up with off the top of my head.
Listenings Of the Week
Royce Da 5'9" "King of Kings"
Royce is a very masterful lyricist, and this is yet another example if you don't believe me yet. He portrays himself as Jesus, and does a DAMN good job of it. So yeah, give this song a listen.
Canibus "Buckingham Palace"
Yeah, in case you hadn't noticed, I've fallen in love with Canibus. Mainly, this wonderful song. Canibus is a wordplay MASTA!!!! So listen to this too. If there's only one song you can listen to this week, make it this one.
DMX "X Gon Give It To Ya"
This is my favorite DMX song. YOU WANNA FIGHT ME, FIGHT THESE TEARS! Hell yeah. That's great. Listen to DMX bitches.
BONE Thugz N Harmony "Mo' Murda"
BONE Thugz rap fast. This song is good cuz they rap fast. It's like, so fast. Like, Speedy Gonzalez. On crack. Yeah, fast. Quick and fast.
Top Freestyles
BigT, pushingtheboundary, Anesthetic-Visions From A Time Machine (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26937)
The Cadillac Kid-Sarah And Bobby (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26801)
pushingtheboundary-Hidden Meanins (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26871)
Tag Team Battles
Still nothing. You guys are no fun.
Crew Battles
G.A.M.E. is battling I.O.N. How unfair.
On The Mic
JaeSwift, JaeSwift, JaeSwift. LISTEN TO JAESWIFT! (http://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInfo.cfm?bandID=240016&songID=2863446)
CiXelSid (http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pageartist.cfm?bandID=382609)
Top Poems
Brought to you by: King Of The World, God Of Sex, Godly Freestyler AKA Anesthetic
Cadillac Kid-Philly (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26541)
A Special Message From Anesthetic
I'd like to Thank Mr. Kaiser for allowing me to guest edit something in this week's mag. Furthermore, I'd like to thank Gemcee and PTB for last night.. I'd like to thank JKeith and Logikal for my SuperMod. I'd like to thank ToxN for his unwaivering love for me. Last, but not least, I'd like to thank G.A.M.E. for being...Well, for being GAME, which means they suck. And Id like to thank various people for various projects Im working on. Peace, and Plentiful Penis.
Battle Recaps
9/12-9/18
Newbie Battles
(w)Cursafix the Revern vs (l)Slim-Jim
Lay Doubt(0) ~VERSUS~ JuJu(3)
(4) ANURySM vs LILSIPPI (0)
(4) Crusafix vs Anurysm (1)
(5)KMA ~VERSUS~ (1)Lay Doubt
(4)Baby_uzi Vs. Strider Hiru(0)
(3) LILSIPPI vs ALLEYEZONME (0)
ANURySM(6) vs LAY DOUBT(0)
Lady E (0) vs tha_king aka cezar(3)
aMERiKaZ NiGHTMaRE vs ShErRyGEE (w)
NiggaMassacre (0) vs CiXelSid (4)
Cursafix the Revern(0) vs Chi*Vice(3)
nick3565blue(0) VS AllEyezOnMe(3)
(W) AllEyezOnMe vs. (L) J knight
(3)Slim-Jim Vrs (0)J. Knight
Sherry G (w) vs -H2z- (L)
(W) Lady E vz Break of Dawn (L)
Invizzible (0) vs Sherry G (3)
Trixx (L) vs big_fat_j (W)
Antic (4) TKO vs. Proverb (1)
NENO (0) vs Sherry G (4)
ShErRyGEE vs lady E
Sherry G vs Rap_ethics
Veteran Battles
JuJu (2) vs. Logikal (5)
Amazing battle. AMAZING. I still read this one just for fun. It was, WOW. WOW, yeah. Mega-awesome battle.
GreenMachine (3) {vs} Dragon11 (0)
An easy win for Green.
(0)dascyple vs baby_uzi(3)
Dascyple's first battle in awhile. It shows, he wasn't very good.
(0) Unknown Artist VS Baby Uzi (3)
Unknown Artist was in over his head here. Props to Uzi.
GreenMachine (3) vs SherryGee (0)
Green took this one without much difficulty.
Ladder Battles
Level 1
(0)MC bushkin -v.s-(3)*wmc*
(0)Dragon11 vs (3)Battery
(0)IN-FA-ME VS. (3)215
instinx (0) vs kingbrown (4)
(F) Dragon11 Vs (W)Cixelsid
Level 2
Hazardous vs. Pushingtheboundary
JuJu Vs. Chi*Vice
ToxN (3) vs. JuJu (0)
Dead Weight
Trixx vs SherryGee
Rap_Ethics Vs. Uniq
Top Punches
( JuJu ) vs. Logikal
rhymes i Speak-From-my-Sinical-Head which means i Leak-Minimal-Lead(pencil lead)... but u pre-write n still have trouble "liftin ONE of my bars" like "Geeks-in-Physical-Ed."
( HaZaRdOuS ) vs. pushingtheboundary
You battling a WISE-DUDE......and its time for you DIE-TOO...you TRY-WHo.....look at ya pic they prolly was like looks its 'Pinhoccio' in HIGH-SCHOOL/
( Logikal ) vs. JuJu
You'll know just~what~I~mean, make you like KANYE you'll have to RAP WIT A SCREWED-MOUTH, you couldn't beat me if we battled a FEW-BOUTS,That's why they callin' this the 'NEW GAZA STRIP' because i'm 'TAKIN' THIS JU-OUT'!!!
( Logikal ) vs. JuJu
But don't you-pout when you don't get a vote from these LADIES~AND~GENTS, or i'll make ya fuckin' CRANIUM~BENT, by puttin' TOO MUCH PRESSURE on it like a FAT FAMILY ON A STADIUM~BENCH!!
Power Rankings
5. CiXelSid CiX makes number five by beating some easy opponents. Niggamassacre the uber-jackass and Dragon11. Kudos to CiX. Keep battling and you can be here every week. With all these lazy fuckers, it isn't that hard anymore.
4. SherryGee Sherry makes number 3 just for having 4 wins. No impressive battles really, but she stays busy. That's what the rest of you lazy bitches need to do.
3. baby_uzi Uzi finally makes a higher spot than #5. Congrats and Kudos to him. He's got two wins this week, one over dascyple, and the other over Unknown Artist.
2. HaZaRdOuS HaZ makes #5 this week for beating pushingtheboundary, baby_uzi. That was a close battle with PTB that dragged out forever, and I'm sure they're both just glad it's finally done. He is also the first member of battle ladder level 3.
1. Logikal Logikal took down JuJu this week, a very impressive feat. It's always good to see the Logikal One in action. Two top punches came out of it for him. Congrats to Logikal. That was one of the greatest battles ever, so you're number 1. Make Annie a sig, he keep whining about it :D
Under The Radar
Cursafix is an egotistical newbie, but he has good reason to be. He's a pretty damn impressive battler, and should be one of our best soon enough. Keep up the good work, and tone down your narcissism.
Tournament Recap
Well, for this week, nothing has happened. SiNiS and Artifact aren't done yet. But at least we finally have a tourney recap.
SO THAT'S WHAT THEY THINK...
Undissable
AllEyezOnMe says:I think he is a great battler. Definately a veteran in my eyes. Probably the best out of Texas period... But the punches I through against him were 'Un-Miss-Able' so now how the hell is he 'Un-Diss-Able'? Lol, just kiddin'. He is good though hope he keeps up the good work.
Peace!
Jingle
Rap_Ethics says:I thought he had a good sense of humour ever since he posted this bar:
i found your fuckin mom and stuck my dick~in~her~gums
while a fuckin oompa loompa was down lickin~her~c.unt
U should find it at the following link with other twisted punches, lol : http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?p=180468&highlight=#180468
Hes active and I feel he has alot to contribue to the site...I only hate two things about him....
1) his sig (it sucks big time)
2) his sig again...lol...I HATE IT!
Hes elevated recently and I am looking forward to check his future battles...
CiXelSid
BeatBoxx*Eternal says:Cixel-Sid...hmmm, he's an up and coming vivacious writer, but he's often underated...I've seen most of his writtens, his topicals are dope and his keys are straight...no doubt, he's one talented person.
Hopefully the answer your looking for...
Antic
Abnormal says:Antic...hmmm...dont know much about the dude really...i heard about him a little bit...havnt seen much of his work...but i've heard some positive things about him so he's straight in my book
Divine Write
Jingle says:hmmmm...well for one, I'd say that I love his style....its alot different from what you usually see on this site.......no offense to anyone lol
but yeah, I think he's one of the best guys ive seen on here in a long time...insane flow, and an amazing vocab.....and since i listen to mostly metal, i enjoy his verses alot, since they have that similar feel
JaeSwift
Divine Write says:Hhhhmmmm...The ignorance of Divine is going to prevail here.....I don't know....Never really read anything from him....Heard of him....So I like him...He can stay at my house and fuck my sister
SO THATS WHY THEYRE CALLED...
Abnormal:haha its funny...i first was on this site about 2 years ago under the name 'No Gimmicks'...i was wack...then i came back on this site under the name 'Sm0ke'...i was decent...the way i came up with the name Abnormal is: Im so ill most people dont think im normal...thus = Abnormal...a bit cocky huh?
MC bushkin:coz i like the MC'er mc bushkin so much i no is lame but o well
BeatBoxx*Eternal:lol welll...back in the day my name was McBeatz...as in MC Beatz, but that name turned out a lot of disses based on "McDonalds". I thought about it, and I had my lady MC Isis, a reppin texan, come up with a better name. I should probably tell you where the Beatz/BeatBoxx came from...
I am a avid beatboxer, and not too bad at it either...when my friends spit, I'm always first choice for breakin the "Beatz". Nuff said.
So the Eternal was just something Isis had for me, and I rep my name 100% now, I'll be beatboxing even after my timely death. The star was because I fucked up on joining this site too many times...it was originally just BeatBoxx Eternal....lol.
mc_maneone:it's my graffiti name..So i just used it for rap too, an just added "mc" cus i messed up an couldnt use just maneone..an MC stands for mic control for those who don't know..Then with some more details, "mane" is an old school graffiti style name, an "one" is a new school add on..Hence the name Mc_Maneone.
The Dogg Pound Interrogation: pushingtheboundary
ptb: ola maxi
Mr. Kaiser: hola Helen
ptb: eee
ptb: interview me now bitch
Mr. Kaiser: :shock:
Mr. Kaiser: ok yeah.
Mr. Kaiser: Welcome to your interview, my love
ptb: hi :)
ptb: just make sure you edit out the stupid bits lolz
Mr. Kaiser: State your wonderful name for the nice readers
ptb: helen lancaster
Mr. Kaiser: Where do you represent?
ptb: preston mate.. im actually from london tho
Mr. Kaiser: Interesting. How many years have you been stuck on Earth?
ptb: sweet sixteen
Mr. Kaiser: Spectacular. So why did you pick the name pushingtheboundary for RD?
ptb: umm well.. im white, girly, with a shit accent and im not really very hip hop at all so i just thought i was .. pushingtheboundary haha
Mr. Kaiser: Clever. Do you still think nobody kisses your ass on RD?
ptb: definitely
Mr. Kaiser: Well, you are foolish. How long have you been the gangster ass rapper that you are?
ptb: umm a few months seriously really before i never really took it seriously
Mr. Kaiser: So you just tried it out and found out you were good at it?
ptb: well maybe not the found out i was good bit lolz.. i just enjoy it and thought yea i could get cool at this
Mr. Kaiser: Oh yes. Are you glad you did? Meaning, are you happy you've discovered this talent and met all these goofy fuckers from RD?
ptb: haha yea i am.. i mean i find myself writin all the time wherever i go now, and well i definitely couldnt live without you :wink: lolz
Mr. Kaiser: Awww, I'm touched. But yeah, of course you couldn't. Are there a lot of british rappers, or are you an elite core?
ptb: well ya know.. im just the elite.. but naw, theres a few like roll deep and that but i think they're a bit over rated. jehst and braintax are helllllla cool tho. and none of my friends apart from a few guys i know from college rap so it gets kinda lonely:'(
Mr. Kaiser: Well, you've got it better off than me. I live in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Which is basically cowboy capitol USA. So yeah, I'm lonelier.
ptb: awww
Mr. Kaiser: So, do your parents know of your rapping abilities?
ptb: kind of.. my mum knows i write a lot and go on some site called rap dogs.. but i dont really talk to them about it or anythin so i don ttihnk they realllly know
Mr. Kaiser: Hm. Lovely. Did you scout around a lot of hip hop forums before settling on RD?
ptb: naw.. rapdogs was the first one i came across
Mr. Kaiser: Good. Any interesting story on how you discovered it?
ptb: i cant actually remember...
Mr. Kaiser: Well you're no fun. Can I ask about your love life or would you prefer these fuckers not know about it?
ptb: haha.. well.. all i will say is.. boys are scum
ptb: no offence intended
Mr. Kaiser: Marvelous. Now I'm crying on the inside. Will you ever be making any audio songs?
ptb: im working on a couple at the moment.. but at this rate no one will ever hear them because they are so bad.. as in ouch my ears bad
Mr. Kaiser: You're too hard on yourself, I'm sure. Will you ever pursue a career in rap?
ptb: i doubt it.. maybe who knows
ptb: ok that was a contradiction lolz
Mr. Kaiser: What do you plan on doing after college?
ptb: i should really go to uni.. but i doubt i will cus education is the most boring thing ever
Mr. Kaiser: That's a lousy attitude to have. You'll end up sleeping on some nappy mattress in a one room apartment working at Wendy's or something like that. Won't you now? Yes, I think you will.
Mr. Kaiser: But enough negativity. How is being a moderator?
ptb: haha yea i probably will but ya know money aint everything.. and being a mod is ace.. altho i havent really done that much yet
Mr. Kaiser: Have you done anything naughty? Such as editing people's posts all over the place *cough*Annie*cough* erhm. Excuse me.
ptb: haha naw i want to set a good example LOL.. and i guess i dont have to edit posts for people to say nice things about me.. . yeah COUGHANNIE.. think i gotta cold
ptb: ehehehee
ptb: well when i say nice.. i mean things about my sexual organs haha
Mr. Kaiser: Ah yes, of course. So, what inspires you in your writing?
ptb: a lot of things really.. just shit thats happened in my life.. shit that goes on in the world.. my friends, my family.. love .. hate.. everything really
Mr. Kaiser: Any music?
ptb: yea.. immortal technique inspirse me a hell of a lot, cus hes just full of messages.. and some bands i listen to. and the lion king soundtrack
Mr. Kaiser: How mature. *cough*loser*cough* erhm. Sorry again. I must have a cold as well. Have you always been a fan of rap?
ptb: hahaa yeah somethin must be goin round.. ive always liked some rap... but i used to think that most of it was hoes, bitchz and gunz
Mr. Kaiser: Well, that's the point of view of every mother on her period. So fuck that perspective. Do you have a favorite rapper?
ptb: haha i am a mother on my period.. or somethin. and im quite fond of immortal technique.. but kanye's just awesome. like amazing in every prespective.. except maybe his personality
Mr. Kaiser: I think everyone can agree with that. I seem to be running out of questions again. Anything you think I should ask?
ptb: well.. my bra size is.....LOLZ
ptb: no not really im pretty borin
Mr. Kaiser: Oh yeah. I'm sure everyone would like to know your bra size. So do tell.
ptb: haha NO
Mr. Kaiser: Well, can't blame a guy for trying. I can find out later anyway. Anything else you want to tell the people before you go?
ptb: uhh yeah,,, phuh que are going to wreak havoc.. and crush you...well ya know ill just be steppin lightly on toes.. but yeah. PHUH QUE. (lolz how cheese)
Admin
Well, I recovered an old photo of our friend admin in his goth stages as a teenager. Have a look see.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/SIGMAKERMAN/superbonusfatgoth.jpg
He wasn't always the gangster ass rapper we all know him as today.
Well, once again we come to the end. This mag is finally complete with wondrous sections of wonder. And you love it, of course. So come back soon, and read it again. Bitches.