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Masta-T
12-09-2005, 11:54 AM
Bob Dole and the Kingdom of Viagra

SageOne
12-10-2005, 08:47 AM
Actually, I would buy that one! Just playing.

LocoKidd
12-10-2005, 09:09 AM
lol^^^ um.....Super Homo Brothers!!

SpitFire212
12-10-2005, 10:21 AM
GTA: Rhode Island

Masta-T
12-10-2005, 08:23 PM
Metal Gear Solid:: Cake Eater

Masta-T
12-10-2005, 08:24 PM
The Oprah Winfrey Show


i gurantee in a few years they'll make this game......dear god

MANE
12-10-2005, 11:14 PM
The Learning Game (Ages 18 and up)

Masta-T
12-10-2005, 11:43 PM
Michael Jackson and the Neverland Theme Park

Masta-T
12-10-2005, 11:44 PM
Michael Jackson and the Neverland Theme Park

LocoKidd
12-11-2005, 05:33 AM
Corny Combat

SpitFire212
12-11-2005, 06:15 AM
Rap Rap Revolution

LocoKidd
12-11-2005, 08:13 AM
Metal Gear Solid 3-2:George Bush Eater

Masta-T
12-11-2005, 11:08 AM
True Crime:: Backwoods of Alabama

SpitFire212
12-11-2005, 01:22 PM
toader

KMA
12-11-2005, 01:29 PM
Poop.

































Never mind. I'd buy that shit in a heartbeat.

SpitFire212
12-11-2005, 01:35 PM
^^ ahaha

Genital Tycoon

Masta-T
12-11-2005, 09:25 PM
The Powerpuff Girls...........wait a second

The Professional
12-14-2005, 07:39 AM
The Anal Cavity 3D

RipDaJacka
12-14-2005, 10:34 AM
Parappa The Rapper:Battle Rap Edition

Masta-T
12-14-2005, 07:22 PM
schoolday adventure 2005: the schedule

SpitFire212
12-15-2005, 12:48 PM
Number Cruncher - A Day in the Life of an Accountant

The End Of You
12-16-2005, 04:21 AM
Yo MAMA BITCHES!!!!!!!

Cesar
12-17-2005, 12:40 AM
^^goo one FuckStain

this is funny as shit.....


Midnight Club: John kerry edition

or

Command on Conquer: Maurie povichs gEnitals

EmceeSmythe
12-17-2005, 12:47 AM
Life of Chippendales' Manager

Cesar
12-17-2005, 12:56 AM
oR
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ADMIN
(great action shoot outs an drive bys)

Masta-T
12-17-2005, 09:47 PM
Yo MAMA BITCHES!!!!!!!

^^^idiot


here's a good one


""Inside the Mind of the end of you""

RipDaJacka
12-17-2005, 11:32 PM
Dyslexia:Wolrds Untie

SpitFire212
12-18-2005, 09:56 AM
^ haha

Emo: The Video Game

"I bet I can cut my wrists faster then you!"

Shoalin
12-21-2005, 12:55 AM
LMAOROFL :P

UM hows bout

Emoticon: Episode 1 the Eyepopper Strikes Back :shock:
-1-

MC bushkin
12-22-2005, 10:13 AM
'inside of life' where your in a fatty womens belly lookin for bone

Masta-T
12-25-2005, 07:08 PM
Hippie Activist 2006

Leto
12-26-2005, 10:12 AM
Ass kissing adventures

Shoalin
12-27-2005, 04:25 AM
Whte house Laundry service: Georges Stain

LocoKidd
12-27-2005, 09:35 AM
Ultimate S.A.T. Simulator

Masta-T
12-27-2005, 12:55 PM
Queer Eye For The Straight Guy:: Faboulous In San Fransisco

DeeRip123
12-27-2005, 01:12 PM
iNnocents-Micheal Jackson's Mansion

Shoalin
12-27-2005, 11:52 PM
Biters from cyberspace: Theyre back

SpitFire212
12-29-2005, 02:59 PM
Shaving Private Ryan: The Game

AZNation
12-29-2005, 08:16 PM
Vanilla Ice- Cream maer



Eminem- SAve halley



and




Final Fantasy draft: IraQ

SpitFire212
12-29-2005, 09:48 PM
Sex Simulator





wait...games that wouldn't sell?

AZNation
12-30-2005, 08:13 AM
Day and the life as a hobo..


007- Live another day


HArry potter


Elmo's Street

Masta-T
12-31-2005, 10:44 AM
President Evil: raise the taxes

Anesthetic
03-04-2006, 10:17 AM
Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The VD

MC bushkin
03-05-2006, 10:21 AM
batman gay sex begins

Jeebin
03-05-2006, 03:10 PM
Country Music: The Tour

lol :P

Shoalin
03-06-2006, 02:42 AM
*snickers*

Falling Hard: Enron Edition

[Neurologik]
03-09-2006, 10:48 AM
Granny Turismo lol



or maybe The sims

Masta-T
03-14-2006, 09:45 PM
Ultimate McDonald's Drive Thru Simulator

Ressurected
03-15-2006, 04:20 AM
Bill Clinton:The Confessions..

:oops: lol...hahaha..well fuck u ..i found it funny

MC bushkin
03-15-2006, 07:01 AM
mc bushkins rappin life .... lol

Notorou$-Loc
03-18-2006, 05:19 AM
George Bush's A-Z Spelling Tutor

Masta-T
03-18-2006, 08:04 AM
George Bush's A-Z Spelling Tutor

:lol:


Friday Night Sissy Fight Round 1

Notorou$-Loc
03-18-2006, 10:49 AM
shaolin the spin off to Falling Hard Game Would Be...

Get Rich And Stay Rich Quick The Eron Way

MC bushkin
03-20-2006, 08:07 AM
the real slim hippi lover in a car wid to fattyes on ice dancing

Masta-T
03-20-2006, 09:56 AM
the real slim hippi lover in a car wid to fattyes on ice dancing

:shock:


Plastic Gear Liquid (think on this one)

Notorou$-Loc
03-20-2006, 10:50 PM
lol :P

ahhhh...How To Dodge The Us Goverment...The Osama Bin Lardin Way

siz i spell very bad

Masta-T
03-25-2006, 06:27 AM
Lets Count Sand :shock:

Masta-T
04-17-2006, 12:45 AM
BRING THIS FORUM BACK TO LIFE FUCKERS!!!!


Circus Clown Xtreme

SpitFire212
04-17-2006, 10:07 AM
Plastic Gear Liquid (think on this one)

^^ haha

umm..I think a game called Bulletproof wouldn't sell.

Dee718
04-17-2006, 12:18 PM
WNBA Live: 1995 (release date: July 5, 2006

SpitFire212
04-17-2006, 04:28 PM
The life of a monk

NyJonesy26
04-17-2006, 06:45 PM
Need to Pee: Under Mounds of Shit

DaShortBusPimp
04-17-2006, 08:40 PM
The Life Of A Budda : The Curse of the forgotten prayer.
Grand Theft Auto: Cape Cod
GTA: Alaska.

Masta-T
04-17-2006, 09:50 PM
WNBA Live: 1995 (release date: July 5, 2006

lmfao!!!!


Escape From Neverland Ranch

Dee718
04-17-2006, 10:12 PM
Escape From Neverland Ranch

Lmao which one...

Escape from Neverland Ranch: Thriller
Escape from Neverland Ranch: Babysitting by Day: Moonwalker at night.

!FEren
04-18-2006, 08:47 AM
Afroman: Because i got high (the game)

Masta-T
04-19-2006, 10:26 AM
Fat Cop: Operation "Donut Hole"

SpitFire212
04-19-2006, 10:55 AM
Afroman: Because i got high (the game)

I'd buy that game...

umm

umm

umm

GTA: P-town

Masta-T
04-19-2006, 11:06 AM
Powderpuff Football 2006

SpitFire212
04-19-2006, 11:12 AM
Mr. Teen USA

The Professional
04-22-2006, 12:36 AM
Ultimate Shuffleboard

Dee718
04-22-2006, 02:38 AM
Serious Joe LMAO! (Serious Sam sucks -period-)

Masta-T
04-22-2006, 02:03 PM
Colonoscopy: Camera Edition


HA!! TOP THIS ONE!

SpitFire212
04-22-2006, 06:11 PM
The Home Colonoscopy Game.

J-RaGe
04-24-2006, 02:43 PM
N SYNC : Live The Life

The Professional
04-30-2006, 09:32 AM
^^heyyy i would buy that^^

The Ass-Wiping Adventures of Christopher Cornhole.

Abysmal
05-01-2006, 01:03 AM
50 Cents guide to a succesfull rap carrer

Masta-T
05-01-2006, 01:43 PM
Bro Yao: life on the streets

J-RaGe
05-03-2006, 09:13 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^WTF r u sayin that 50 aint successful? he may suck but he's succesful as fuck...i'dbuy the game jus so i cud be successful

Masta-T
05-09-2006, 02:50 PM
Plumber Man 2006: The Mystery Clog

Dee718
05-09-2006, 04:40 PM
Plumber Man 2006: The Mystery Clog

Lol good one

MMC2
McDonalds Mystery Clown II
?Who stole the god damn Cheeseburger?

Masta-T
05-12-2006, 01:19 AM
lol^ ok i got one

Bratz: Backstage Pass 2006

Shoalin
05-12-2006, 01:29 AM
CoLoNeL SCROTIOUS: The RuMBle DoWN UNDER

enigmatic
05-12-2006, 09:51 AM
the kickingand screaming kobe bryant sex fantasy
if you dont understand i shall explain......peter griffin: its like sex with kobe bryant you can kick and scream all you want but ahhh ahh its gunna happen

illa warfare
05-12-2006, 09:54 AM
simlibrarian

The Professional
05-14-2006, 06:17 PM
Itchy: the Misadventures in the World of Pubic Lice

Masta-T
05-19-2006, 09:46 AM
and the award for most disgusting goes to....The proffessional haha

Fecal 2006: The Great Bowel Movement

NewEmcee
05-19-2006, 10:05 AM
Watch Paint Dry: The Deluxe Edition (Now with more PAINT!)

Gemcee
05-21-2006, 03:31 PM
Michael Jackson presents "Mystery of the lost Jesus Juice"



Help lil Juan and Elio find Mike's lost Jesus Juice. Is it on his rollercoaster? Is it in his bedroom? Is it beside his oxygen chamber? Hours and hours of fun. Locate the lost juice and share it with Mr. Jackson! Jesus Juice never tasted so good!





hmm.. I hope I don't go to hell now. I really used to love good ol MJ.

Masta-T
05-22-2006, 09:11 PM
Watch Paint Dry: The Deluxe Edition (Now with more PAINT!)

HAHAHAHA! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Nursing Home: Moldy Diaper Mayhem

NewEmcee
05-23-2006, 12:54 AM
Life Of a Pothead - The Amazing Munchies (More Meals to Burn You out for more slow motion Sleep Scenes)

Masta-T
05-28-2006, 03:04 PM
Doctor Pedophilia: Physical Exam

SpitFire212
05-28-2006, 08:41 PM
Algebra class simulator

KMA
05-28-2006, 09:10 PM
Shitty Video Game

LocoKidd
05-28-2006, 10:35 PM
Rapdogs

:)

.::ThA_cArDiNuL::.
05-28-2006, 10:43 PM
That One Balloon [vol.2]
-watch a balloon drift into the distance, imporves upon first vol. with new features like realistic weather & a binocular option-

MC bushkin
05-29-2006, 07:33 AM
new improved sats

da wickedest
05-29-2006, 09:18 AM
That One Balloon [vol.2]
-watch a balloon drift into the distance, imporves upon first vol. with new features like realistic weather & a binocular option-

LOL^^


milky cow and friends

Masta-T
05-29-2006, 12:20 PM
X-Treme Librarian Simulator: Keep The Silence

jjustblaise
06-01-2006, 09:38 PM
World Cup of Chess 2006( special edition) games actaully move 10x slower than 2005 version

Masta-T
06-02-2006, 11:55 AM
HA! game 100 bitches

Gay Anal Sex 2006: KY Jelly Showdown

Mr.Incredible
07-06-2006, 10:33 AM
X-Men 74: Escape from Shady Lakes Nursing Home

*LEAD*
07-06-2006, 10:51 AM
"Pencil Pusher 2000"
-Show Those Tree's Whos Boss!!-



ahahaha

[Neurologik]
07-20-2006, 01:46 PM
Snail assualt course- watch them try and get over the salt water jump!


Supermarket sunday. ever watched your mother do the shoppin and think ha! unlucky, wll now its your turn :twisted: lol


The Life and career of vanilla ice

Mr.Incredible
07-22-2006, 10:43 AM
Going To DisneyWorld II:Waiting In Line To Ride Expedition Everest Only To Have It Rain And The Ride Close

[Neurologik]
07-22-2006, 10:47 AM
lol

J-F
08-11-2006, 05:59 AM
masturbation 24/7 learn how to beat u'r meat the rigth way!! ;lmao

Masta-T
08-12-2006, 01:16 PM
Ultimate Babysitter 1977

Lil'z
11-02-2006, 04:17 PM
Superwankster

Masta-T
12-11-2006, 09:13 PM
Fast Food employee 2007

"now with more realistic features!!!...MORE FRYER PLAY...MORE COMPLEX FOOD MENUS & ORDER COMPUTERS!""

Masta-T
12-21-2006, 03:39 PM
Ben Steins X-Treme Philosophy 2007


"what is the meaning of life.....wwwwooooowww""

Leto
12-21-2006, 05:45 PM
Ultimate Cocksucker

B.Earth
04-16-2007, 07:44 PM
The Adventures of Big Rick: Escape from Flavor Island.

.Dee.
04-22-2007, 02:35 AM
Stay Alive

AAA: Acception Apon Anal :AAA

lyrical thinka
04-25-2007, 05:01 PM
Spongebob's Adventures...

Chico da Kid
05-05-2007, 12:15 PM
Elton John's "Journey to the Center of the Ass"

NiceKrispy
05-07-2007, 09:03 PM
Free Ringtone

Jeebin
05-19-2007, 01:25 PM
Life As A Gay Man's Penis

"Now more up close and personal then ever!"

LYRICS
05-19-2007, 01:45 PM
Life As A Gay Man's Penis

"Now more up close and personal then ever!"
rofl
life as a goldfish
"lap the bowl as many times as possible"

Masta-T
05-23-2007, 07:20 PM
Final Fantasy XXXXXXXXVIIII

Jeebin
05-24-2007, 12:05 AM
Life As A Virgin

"The Title Tells All"

LYRICS
05-24-2007, 12:13 AM
im quite far on that game :( lol

kane**
07-14-2007, 08:31 PM
Sim Cheese Factory Tycoon

MC bushkin
07-26-2007, 06:30 AM
Title: Games that wont sell
#you gota make games that wont sell :roll:

[Neurologik]
07-29-2007, 07:43 AM
Burger King Cleaner Sim


You control a man who works in burger king, has terrible acne and a 2 inch penis. You must stop him from killing himself everyday so he can continue to mop the floors at his low-paying job :D

Gemcee
07-29-2007, 11:48 AM
Life As A Virgin

"The Title Tells All"


Lyrics..."im quite far on that game"...

that cracked me up...




"Ho Down"--get characters like Lyndsey Lohan, Brittany Spears and Paris Hilton safely to and from the clubs without getting arrested for DUIs, falling in front of paparazzi or losing underwear----don;t mess up or you'll have a ho down!

Jeebin
07-29-2007, 04:31 PM
"Mainstream Daydream!!"


you have to become a mainstream artist who goal is to get the most famous by following the wackness and A&R's and moguls and doing what they want u to by creating hits like "2 Bay Bays"

SageOne
08-07-2007, 02:31 AM
A game with 50 cent in it...ooh wait, my bad. :lol:

Dark Half
08-07-2007, 02:57 AM
Burger King Cleaner Sim


You control a man who works in burger king, has terrible acne and a 2 inch penis. You must stop him from killing himself everyday so he can continue to mop the floors at his low-paying job

LMAO... this shit would sell.. plus you could add promotions, you could get a job working at maccy d's.... fuck it we should make this.


sheep shagger

you have to use your skills of seduction to see how many sheep you can fuck

joe porter
08-18-2007, 10:03 PM
Bulimia: (see how many kit kats u can puke up b4 u die)

GTA: ohio

CAN COLLECTOR: vol. 1 (collect as many cans from the neighborhood as u can b4 the cops beat you up because there ignorant pigs)

Doo-Doo: dave chappelle edition. (take a doo doo)

Chillidog the Farmer: (program computers) {random, and has nothing to do with farming}

Spelling bee: (you spell $h!t, mother fvcker)

joe porter
08-18-2007, 10:04 PM
hahaha

Gemcee
08-19-2007, 11:43 AM
Doo-Doo: dave chappelle edition. (take a doo doo)


Spelling bee: (you spell $h!t, mother fvcker)

By far my favorite submissions to date.