:FINISHED: Gopha (3) vs. EmceeSmythe (0)

[EmceeSmythe]

5 bars... house rules.

[Gopha]

chekk nasty

[EmceeSmythe]

I'm out of town so don't post up yet... I'll prolly get at this monday.

[EmceeSmythe]

Ready when you are... dope avatar :rofl:

[Gopha]

^^^tha avy iz hhhhaawwttttt

ill be droppin soon

[Gopha]

Fake Fuck...

I'll Wreck This Q.ueer, In the Ring G will be leavin this Whore-Face-Up
cuz when it comez Smythes Text Career, 'Sry But Pal-It Sucks', like Excuses for 'Poor-Taste-Budz'
In a Battle? You dont stand 'Half A Chance'! So btwn us '2nd Is What This Hoe-Leaves-In'
Cuz Smythe Will be 'Ended Right After He Startz' like tha '3rd Chappelle's Show-Season'
Chop-Actorz, On Some Serial Killer Shit, Dont Hate, Bitch
So Yeah Smythe Is 'Sawed-After'...
...I Finish Draggin' Him Into My Basement
Tha Site dont Need you, Matter fact we STILL Wonderin how tha fuck you got in RD3 Duke...
so 'Of Coors Im Better Then You', and I bet 'Budweiser and Heinekin Agree Too!'
No need for a Preview, 'Text is MY Stomping Grounds! and here you'll NEVER Trample Ill!
So if 'Smythe Wantz In Tha HoF', 'Weary, Pellet Quick!(We Repell It)' like 'Feeding Tired Farm Animals!'

-Sonned

Drop soon por favor

[EmceeSmythe]

iLA MIGRA! Obvious this boy has been gay
So when homo 'men see ya' they're thinking 'MUY CALIENTE'!
(Mencia)

Face it- lately you're the booty kind of rapper
Last time I 'seen your diss count' is in movie lines with grandma!
(senior discount)

'Target locked' - He can't send a heat seeking blast to a warrior
Cause G's only going "Shoot! Miss aisles" when he's passing a corridor!
(Shoot missiles)

Like a 'moose brain damaged' - don't make fun of tards, I know I'll hear it
But give an 'Elk A Bong' and a keyboard and you'll get Gopha's Lyrics!
(El Kabong)

'Locked up'? Only time you 'steal' was 'taking candy from an infant'
G says 'Give it to me baby'! - like 'demanding it in prison'!

Big ups...

(edited with explanations)

[kingbrown]

I'll Wreck This Q.ueer, In the Ring G will be leavin this Whore-Face-Up
cuz when it comez Smythes Text Career, 'Sry But Pal-It Sucks', like Excuses for 'Poor-Taste-Budz'
first line was aight….but second had very clean wp and similie to qualify it…not bad…..
In a Battle? You dont stand 'Half A Chance'! So btwn us '2nd Is What This Hoe-Leaves-In'
Cuz Smythe Will be 'Ended Right After He Startz' like tha '3rd Chappelle's Show-Season'
not feelin the half a chance play really, and the chappelle ref is kinda simple for u…but works aight and is clean enough.
Chop-Actorz, On Some Serial Killer Shit, Dont Hate, Bitch
So Yeah Smythe Is 'Sawed-After'...
nice lil bar…sawed after is really clean, and works with an effective sarcastic tone…good vocab…
...I Finish Draggin' Him Into My Basement
Tha Site dont Need you, Matter fact we STILL Wonderin how tha fuck you got in RD3 Duke...
so 'Of Coors Im Better Then You', and I bet 'Budweiser and Heinekin Agree Too!'
lol…good setup…comedy punch….strong word association and wp with of course….nice…
No need for a Preview, 'Text is MY Stomping Grounds! and here you'll NEVER Trample Ill!
So if 'Smythe Wantz In Tha HoF', 'Weary, Pellet Quick!(We Repell It)' like 'Feeding Tired Farm Animals!'
first line was aight….not super direct as a diss, but the second line was my fav of the battle….ridiculous wordplay with strong connection- effective punch, and similie is clean….impressive g…


LA MIGRA! Obvious this boy has been gay
So when homo 'men see ya' they're thinking 'MUY CALIENTE'!
(Mencia)
not bad…the wp on carlos is pretty clean…but I don’t know about the spanglish in text…I’m bilingual and I still stay away from it...it works here with the multi, but pretty simple…and not too many non mexicans know what la Migra is I don’t think..but its all good…
Face it- lately you're the booty kind of rapper
Last time I 'seen your diss count' is in movie lines with grandma!
(senior discount)
diss-count is kinda used, but the senior part made it a lil more fresh…decent punch
'Target locked' - He can't send a heat seeking blast to a warrior
Cause G's only going "Shoot! Miss aisles" when he's passing a corridor!
(Shoot missiles)
a lil forced in syntax with shoot missiles…but decent wp. The first line was kinda filler like tho….wanted a lil more complexity here…but its aight- it is related to the punchline in theme…
Like a 'moose brain damaged' - don't make fun of tards, I know I'll hear it
But give an 'Elk A Bong' and a keyboard and you'll get Gopha's Lyrics!
(El Kabong)
lol….creative setup for the wp…it wasn’t super hard or anything, but creative and actually hits as a personal based on gopha’s extra curricular activities…
'Locked up'? Only time you 'steal' was 'taking candy from an infant'
G says 'Give it to me baby'! - like 'demanding it in prison'!
steal/infant was kinda juvenile sounding, but the second line was a lil harder…not bad for closer…and kinda funny...lolz...


Punches: Gopha- stronger punches all around- a lil more style to them too…
Flow: ES- simple structure helped the flow to edge it out…but G’s was consistent to his style-
Wordplay: Gopha - this was the toughest to call….in quantity it was 4-4, and both had very nice plays. G edges this one though because his wp flips tended to go with a more effective punchline…both had the creativity and technique, but G really edged it with his last line….like- the mencia flip and the shoot missiles flips were clean, but as punches they didn’t hit as hard as we repel it and pallet sucks…..very close cat- this probably decided the match
Multies: tie- not super impressive from either, but both were consistent here
Personals: ES- had the only real attempt with the smoking reference i thought....prolly hard to come up with stuff that just wasn't nameplays....

My vote= Gopha

Way to show them how vet battles are supposed to go down fellas….I didn’t know u had skillz like this smythe- especially with the wp….def a good read…..and good examples for these up and comers on how to hold wp down…I was impressed with both verses….but g’s last line had me rollin…that prolly did it for me…

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KB

[EmceeSmythe]

Much appreciated... 1-0 Gopha's way.

Can always count on you to drop a vote when needed KB. Thanks.

[EmceeSmythe]

So... we gonna get more votes?

[EmceeSmythe]

Uppin... all the people battling in here... you wanna vote? I'll return one to your battle...

[Illbert Rhymestein]

I'll Wreck This Q.ueer, In the Ring G will be leavin this Whore-Face-Up
cuz when it comez Smythes Text Career, 'Sry But Pal-It Sucks', like Excuses for 'Poor-Taste-Budz'
^^lolz, nice wordplay..nice set up for the punch...first line could use some tweaking though.
In a Battle? You dont stand 'Half A Chance'! So btwn us '2nd Is What This Hoe-Leaves-In'
Cuz Smythe Will be 'Ended Right After He Startz' like tha '3rd Chappelle's Show-Season'
^^i thought that was creative as hell..nice one.
Chop-Actorz, On Some Serial Killer Shit, Dont Hate, Bitch
So Yeah Smythe Is 'Sawed-After'...
...I Finish Draggin' Him Into My Basement
lolz, nice wordplay...but something is just missing to me.
Tha Site dont Need you, Matter fact we STILL Wonderin how tha fuck you got in RD3 Duke...
so 'Of Coors Im Better Then You', and I bet 'Budweiser and Heinekin Agree Too!'
wordplay is decent...but nice punch and funny
No need for a Preview, 'Text is MY Stomping Grounds! and here you'll NEVER Trample Ill!
So if 'Smythe Wantz In Tha HoF', 'Weary, Pellet Quick!(We Repell It)' like 'Feeding Tired Farm Animals!'
nice bar...period


Smyhte:

iLA MIGRA! Obvious this boy has been gay
So when homo 'men see ya' they're thinking 'MUY CALIENTE'!
^^hmm i thought this was nice wordplay..but the punch and bar seemed corny loolz...but not bad

Face it- lately you're the booty kind of rapper
Last time I 'seen your diss count' is in movie lines with grandma!
^^played....and the punch is ok..

'Target locked' - He can't send a heat seeking blast to a warrior
Cause G's only going "Shoot! Miss aisles" when he's passing a corridor!
^^i thought this was forced wordplay...isnt aisles pronoucned..I'll s lolz?..i may be wrong, but its still str8...better punch to cokpliment it..

Like a 'moose brain damaged' - don't make fun of tards, I know I'll hear it
But give an 'Elk A Bong' and a keyboard and you'll get Gopha's Lyrics!
^^lmfao..i thought this was like the funniest shit haha
'Locked up'? Only time you 'steal' was 'taking candy from an infant'
G says 'Give it to me baby'! - like 'demanding it in prison'!
^^..ok closer..kinda played though :(


vote-gopha...i just felt his punches hit h arder and his concepts were cleaner and less played

but i wasnt expecting that Emcee Smythe..good job, way to go with a bang...



-rhymestein


Dont forget to vote on me and SINIS

[...yOuNg jU...]

I'll Wreck This Q.ueer, In the Ring G will be leavin this Whore-Face-Up
cuz when it comez Smythes Text Career, 'Sry But Pal-It Sucks', like Excuses for 'Poor-Taste-Budz'

Lmao.. nice WP

In a Battle? You dont stand 'Half A Chance'! So btwn us '2nd Is What This Hoe-Leaves-In'
Cuz Smythe Will be 'Ended Right After He Startz' like tha '3rd Chappelle's Show-Season'

Decent…

Chop-Actorz, On Some Serial Killer Shit, Dont Hate, Bitch
So Yeah Smythe Is 'Sawed-After'...
...I Finish Draggin' Him Into My Basement

I got that.. cool

Tha Site dont Need you, Matter fact we STILL Wonderin how tha fuck you got in RD3 Duke...
so 'Of Coors Im Better Then You', and I bet 'Budweiser and Heinekin Agree Too!'

Lmao.. ur fucking funny dude

No need for a Preview, 'Text is MY Stomping Grounds! and here you'll NEVER Trample Ill!
So if 'Smythe Wantz In Tha HoF', 'Weary, Pellet Quick!(We Repell It)' like 'Feeding Tired Farm Animals!'

Lol.. weary pellet quick.. thatz Gopha for ya



iLA MIGRA! Obvious this boy has been gay
So when homo 'men see ya' they're thinking 'MUY CALIENTE'!
(Mencia)

Ok, this was homo…

Face it- lately you're the booty kind of rapper
Last time I 'seen your diss count' is in movie lines with grandma!
(senior discount)

Diss count’s been played… I used it before too

'Target locked' - He can't send a heat seeking blast to a warrior
Cause G's only going "Shoot! Miss aisles" when he's passing a corridor!
(Shoot missiles)

Kinda forced?.. don’t u think?

Like a 'moose brain damaged' - don't make fun of tards, I know I'll hear it
But give an 'Elk A Bong' and a keyboard and you'll get Gopha's Lyrics!
(El Kabong)

Lol.. comedy

'Locked up'? Only time you 'steal' was 'taking candy from an infant'
G says 'Give it to me baby'! - like 'demanding it in prison'!

Ehhh


Multies.. goph

Punches… Goph

Wordplay.. GOph

Cat sweep..


VOTE…. GOPH

[Angelojerzking]

I like emceesmyth but i guess its too late for all that seein that he got knocked the fuck out n all but i think his shit was more self explaintory n if it was in real life it woulda went the other way

[The_Agony_Scene™]

^ you're a douche stop freeposting. and im a douche hey agony scene bitch stop freepostin man seriously!

[Gopha]

I like emceesmyth but i guess its too late for all that seein that he got knocked the fuck out n all but i think his shit was more self explaintory n if it was in real life it woulda went the other way
^^^newsflash: this isnt real life

[EmceeSmythe]

Yep...

So I guess Gopha wins... good battle.