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10-02-2006, 08:39 AM
InTrO…
Sorry Guys.. again ran out of time.. a lot of things have been happenin… soooo here you go…
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...IN THIS ISSUE...
-Monthly Recap (September)
- Top Dogs
-Knock-Out-Kingz
-Battle oF The Week
-Verse of The Week
-Noobie Tournament
-Ion You
-BattLe ReeK-CaPs
-Noobie-adVice
-JuJu’s WorD oF ThE WeeK
-Hot Trackz
-Nu Trackz
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Monthly Recap
TEXT HEAD OF THE MONTH
ANTIC
Wow, the elevation… he’s back and at the top of his game…
Antic vRs Prophet
It's 'Junk Food To Health' Tha Way I'll Squander Profit By "Abusin'-Tha-Figures"......
My Wordz Are Heroin Addicts Spitin' They Parents The Way I'm Just "Usin-To-'Stick'-Ya"//
Ya Not-That-Dope! I'm Robbin' Divinities Tha Way I'm Leavin' This "Prophet-Broke".....
I'll Keep Ya Coffin-Clossed Ya Skillz Like Rappin' At Gas Stations You Should "Stop-And-Go"//
(Profit-Prophet)
I'm Doubtin' His Game Cuz My Lines Boob Jobs On Joggers I'm "Bouncin'-This-Fake".....
Murk Him And Hide His Body Leave'um "Searchin' For Profit" Like People Countin'-They-Change!!//
I Ruin' Tha Profit! Don't Try to Start-Jack Now Try To "Chart-That" Ridicule!.....
Cuz Really.....Ya Skillz Like Victims Of Tha Sarlacc ..."Pitiful"!!//
(Pit is Full-Pitiful, Sarlacc is the Pit In Return of the Jedi)
Top Dogs… of the month (September)
#1… Annie
Beat our good friend obnoxious, dropped fire like a clumsy smoker
#2… JuJu
Was undefeated all month
#3… Obnoxious
was only beaten once this month, and was on top for a while
#4… BaBy_Uzi
The fuckin return was heinous
#5… Antic
Consistency… Hands Down
Knock Out Kings Of The Month
Antic … 4X
JuJu … 4X
Anesthetic … 3X
Obnoxious … 3X
Baby Uzi … 2X
WarClient … 2X
K Block … 1X
Trigo … 1X
Noise … 1X
Young Ghost … 1X
Flawless … 1X
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Top Dogs… of the week
#1… Annie
Has Not BEEN BEATEN YET… NEED I SAY MORE???
#2… JuJu
Sorry Guys But I Brought the Heat this week, like it was my turn to Carry the Torch, Went 4-0 for the week ALONE n last time I was beat was by my mother in the third grade… lol
#3… BaBy Uzi
HeHeHe… sorry I had to stop your reign… but ur still like 5-1 since ur return.. u upped ur game hard, n ur top 5 on the site
#4… Antic
God Dammit antic… we were trynna get DOE top 5… lol.. but nah, it’s the Consistency man.. u dropped a ridiculous verse this week… ur definitely up here, u deserve to be higher
#5… Obnoxious
Not many battles lately, but u still manage to get a sick punch out of every battle… good shit mate
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KnoCk oUt KinGz
Antic vRs J-F
Like Murderin' R&B Groups I Make Sure You "Slain-'Next'" and Brain-Dead.......
'Europe" To Tha Slaughter? Nah! You Bein' "Cancelled Out" Like You Ain't Fit to "Reign-Czech"//
(Rain check-Reign Czech, You're up-Europe)
JuJu vRs Antic
U think Antic-Can-Pop-N-Shoot???... Nah! I’ll leave him stiffer than a Manikin… Dropped-N-Mute…
1,000 plus posts but u still a ‘Rook’… matta fact… this {Nubia-Pussy} like an ‘African-Prostitute’!!!!!!!!
{Newbie-A-Pussy}
Anesthetic vRs KingMC
gOnnA be "WeLder's wIthOut tOols" cUz TheY Won'T Be AblE tO "MeNd-Your-Barz"
mY VerSe'LL ["MiMiCk WhEre OlD FolKs KeeP tHeiR tEEth"] wHen I ["Dent-Your-Guard/dEnTure gUard"]
Obnoxious vRs Jhonny 5
I'm calling ya peak foolish, fist thru the grill, thats how I'm leaving this geek looking
Nuked where You stand, So Flat, * organise visits to show where life used to exist * like “Trips to greek ruins”
Noise vRs Prospekt
Here we go again, I’ll freeze you more rounds than weapon caches in winter shit/
You’ll be re-writing your pre-writes so much you’ll have backspace on your fingerprints//
JuJu vRs Baby Uzi
5th time around, I gotta K.O. him again, but 12 Bars??? This shit is a Damn-Hassle… One punch’ll make him do a Half-Axel…
So this kid’ll ‘{Throne}-The-Towel’ like he’s at the Beach ‘Building a Sand-Castle’!!!!!!!!!!
{Throw-In}
Baby Uzi vRs JuJu
Obviously Im Wrecking this Guy, removing his head and his spine aint no one helping ya strive
So i'll pierce ya neck and your thighs
and leave a hole ‘gay-pin, from his shirt’ Like ‘Wearing Badges indicating Homosexual pride!’
Gapin’ from his shirt
JuJu vRs Shoalin
I’m Schooling this Biased-Truant… Claiming your ‘SICK’… but when I spit… all of your {Lysis}-Ruined…
He trynna battle me… and '{Ionophore},what?!?!’ like ‘A Confused Science-Student’!!!!
{Lies-Is}
{I ‘On’t Know For}
Young Ghost vRs Flawless
how can you be better than Young Ghost?... im First-ta-Slay-ya-Soul your old, im This-Curse-that-Plague-ya-Slow//
the only way the overused multies in ya Verse-Contained-a-'Flow' is if you decide to [Convert-ya-A-to-O]!//
Flawless vRs Young Ghost
My flows-fire so im showin-the-arson, dude is so-tired, hes supposed-to-have-hard-shit? I blow-by-him just flowin-some-bars-quick and everybody see ghost-writin, but noone-regards-it/
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BaTTle ReeK-Caps
RD1
K Block (3) vRs The Profit (0)
K… If you a 'Profit', then how's this Loss A 'Shock'? K Beat you like 'Christ' for 'Crossin'-Block!/
Antic (3) vRs Profit (0)
Antic…It's 'Junk Food To Health' Tha Way I'll Squander Profit By "Abusin'-Tha-Figures"......
A.Smith (w) vRs C.Slay(No Show)
A… you a scam-and-that cause YOUR BAR DONT SHOW YOU'RE PROTEIN {PRO TEEN} WITH A GRAM-OF-FAT { GRAM OF PHAT}
Phraze (5) vRs Sovereign (4)
P… Bleedin like menstural cycles cuz i'm Stoppin-you-Period
Deams (1) vRs Superfly (4)
Sup… Some 'emmit smith' shit cause my rhymes will have deamz 'runnin back'
Mc. Polly (3) vRs Flames (0)
Ummm… lol
Young Doc(w) vRs Snare (No Show)
Young… Catchin 'Assassins' like colds have em gone in about three days
BC The Crook(0) vRs Fantasy(3)
Fan… This kid get KO'd more than a blind man at a fight club but i give sight to the less fortunate
DatRealNyukka(1) vRs The Butcher(4)
Butch… this fool goin down i easily wreck haters/
this fool no textee he should stick wid bein a spectator!(
OK no time to read every battle n pick out the best line.. soooo…
(2)Fantasy Vs The_Butcher(5)
CM(0) VS K_BLOCK(3)
~~J Blend vs Sapphire~~ ~3-0 KO
The_Butcher(3) VS. deezy boy(0)..
(1)Fantasy Vs Young Doc(5)
King MC(0) vs Special K(3)
Jroop(3) vs Sapphire(0)...
King_mc (3) Vs Gordo (0)...
spinal(3) vs princepoetic(0)...
Dipset(3) vs. Flamez (0)...
Tha_Duke(3) :.V.S.: G-Tech(5)...
RD2
(Win) -0meGa- vs. Qidd MinX (No Show)
Omega…. I'll put you on a tree neck wrapped in rope and that's the only way you can " hang "
Antic (3) vs. J-F (0)
Antic… 'J'ust 'F'uckin' Quit Man "Stop Rappin'" Like Sayin' No To Safe-Sex........
(3) JuJu vRs Antic (0)
JuJu… I’ll Show-Em-The-Snub… N let Bullets just {Roam-Antic} like the ‘Emotions-Of-Love’!!!!!!!
{Romantic}
K-Block(3) Vs (0)Authenticz
K… Ya WHOLE CREW'S Wak-N-Gay! Like 'Failed Periods'.. You can't get yer Fuckin-{Men-Straight-Son}!!!//
{Menstration}
Anesthetic (3) Vs King MC (0)
Annie… liKe i'M An "All aRounD gReaT bALler", yoU sHoulD "nEvEr pOsT oR kEy aGaInst Me"
Obnoxious (3) vRs Jhonny 5 (0)
Ob… isnt even a spar, not even a clowning session, it's “Sparrow Dj” (Parody, J) and I dont mean “A Musical Pirate”
K Block (4) vs Young Ru (5)
Uzi… so when I look at ya verse I ‘See more junk’ as if I did ‘Sanitation for the Queen of England!!!!’
InViNcIbLe (0) Vs Young Ru (3)
Uzi… Support ya crap But you Force ya raps Dude you Cant keep up to me so you’ll get ‘left, which you cant comeback’ like ‘Doubting Jacksonville’s Quarterback’
(2) Masta-T vs. Obnoxious (5)
Ob… look: This fool was never ill and never will be, cuz only time You see ‘MT at the Top, Right?’ is after keying a trademark
(5) Prozpekt -Vs- Noise (3)
Pros… You see me taking "shot's" homie it won't be a 'kodak'//
(0) BaBy_Uzi vRs JuJu (3)
JuJu… I’m starting to get the Feeling-This-Dude’s-Retarded… So I’ll ‘make him an {Eggs-Aisle}’ like I’m ‘Building-a-Supermarket’!!!!!
Trigo (3) vRs A.Smith (0)
Trig… 'Uppercut' madness, fuck hard rocks bands, im giving new meaning to aereo-smith..!!
RD3
Flawless (0) Vs JuJu (3)
JuJu… Cuz most of that shit is hype, n you’ll realize he’s wack when I ‘Push the {Bull-Ova}’ like I was ‘Hustling-Watches’!!!!!
{Bulova}
JuJu (4) vRs Shoalin (1)
Shoa… We All Know J's Drops are like {Banks Behind on Growth} People Are "Losin-Intrest"
Young Ghost (3) vRs Flawless (0)
YG… i'll expertly 'demolish' his 'unsound text structure' like setting dynamite in Old-Decayed-Buildings!//
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NEWBIE TOURNAMENT
Top Punches
Young Ghost
i have to End'em...its sad, but hes just a stepping stone, so i'll 'swiftly beat this kid'...Send'em-to-Dad//
shred his body 'limb from limb' easily, so i dont mean his 'getting banned from gay clubs' when i say ill 'Dis-Member-this-F.ag!//
K_Block
I expose bogus Thugs.. M get Toyed -N- Shot! 'Gangster'? This Boy Is Not.. K 'Destroy Ya Spot' like 'Blown-Mines'!!/
Gouge out ya eyes -N- leave ya blind!.. So the only way 'MCI' is on 'TelePhone-Lines'!!!!!!//
(MCI is a phone company. also means "M SEE ME".. I = ME.)
A.Smith
Should I
Move in swiftly or just prove you shitty nevertheless aint no contest cause you groove so gently
But I’ll prove you shitty and then "BRING YOU DOWN FROM CLASS" like a busted Bentley
ROUND 1…
Young Ghost (4) vRs Volataire (5)
YG… This-Fucks-Insane for messin with me, cuz he couldn't do shiit to 'elevate his bars' with a Construction-Crane!//
Volotaire… And I’ll Leave Shots-In-Ya-Head Like ya got a Photographic-Memory//
*I can’t believe it… we need Vets to come n vote in this tourney… Ghost CLEARLY won, but that’s how it is*
Bee (No Show) vRs Noise (Win)
Noise… I’ma cripple this enemy ‘cos ‘sucking dick’ is the only time he’ll get ‘a head’ of me
WarClient (W) vRs (RestAssure)
No Verse Submitted
K_Block (W) vRs The_Matrix (No Show)
K… Like 'Backward-Alphabets'.. 'M' taking the 'L'.. But he still not 'AHead-A-K'!!!!//
A.Smith(0) vs. Muphaser(3)
A.Smith… Might
Heat-then-shoot, or beat-you-mute,having "PEARs {PAIRS} THAT PIERCE CHEW {YOU} like i talk of PAUL PIERCE that eat-his-fruit!!!
Muph… This "REALITY", but like "CARTOON PIRATES" YOu'll get "Blown to {SMITH}-ER-EENS!!!!// (Smithereens!)
Superfly(0) vs. Fantasy(3)
*NO Quotables
(4)Invincible vs. (1)Authenticz
Auth… This nigga INVINCIBLE plays too much with MULTIES like in GROUP SEX ORGIES
Invince… face it ya basic ya RAPS R WACK, and only time Authentic on top of me is wen im ROCKIN A HAT!!!!!!!
:(3)Quietstorm vs. (0)The_Butcher
The Butch… like a 'mechanical pencil' ill fill you 'full of lead'
Storm… look at this boy thinken he raw like meat so he call HISSELF-BUTCHER
ROUND 2 IS UP
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Verse of The Week…
Antic
'J'ust 'F'uckin' Quit Man "Stop Rappin'" Like Sayin' No To Safe-Sex........
Ya Ain't-Vet Make Ya 'View Traffic Accidents' The Way I Leave Ya "Face-Wrecked"//
(Rappin'-wrappin')
Like Murderin' R&B Groups I Make Sure You "Slain-'Next'" and Brain-Dead.......
'Europe" To Tha Slaughter? Nah! You Bein' "Cancelled Out" Like You Ain't Fit to "Reign-Czech"//
(Rain check-Reign Czech, You're up-Europe)
You "Ain't Got Tha 'Tools' To Break Into It" Like Ya 'Jimmy'- 'F'ucked.......
I'm Ripping-Son Ya Skillz Are "Bald Patches" The Way You "Missing-Some"//
Ya Style's A Bored Chick In Tha Sack The Way It Be..."'J'ust 'F'inish!!".......
I "Popeye" To Ruin Ya Vision of Winnin" Without Strength Like I'm Sayin' "Fuck-Spinnach"//
(pop eye-Popeye-Cartoon dude gits strength from Spinnach)
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BATTLE OF THE MONTH
JuJu vRs BaBy uZi
http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?p=323447#323447
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Noobie adVice
Cleaning up your Wordplay…
I read a lot of battles this weak with forced wordplay… please clean it up guys….
Don not do this …
And have you get ‘Stew’d den thrown out’ Like ‘School Districts Expelling Kids!’
Felon shyt…
Student Thrown Out
Where is the T in studenT… that’s what we mean by forcing the w/p… don’t do it.. it has to flow smooth like this…
Then View as I’ll take ya head and ‘Pull it off’ Like ‘Removing Chicken for Being Rotten!’
Pullet Off
Get it? Got it? Good!!!
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Ion-You
The Butcher… U Killin Em Kid… Keep DOin Ya Thang
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Thaz it Guys.. Enjoy
-Ju…
Sorry Guys.. again ran out of time.. a lot of things have been happenin… soooo here you go…
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...IN THIS ISSUE...
-Monthly Recap (September)
- Top Dogs
-Knock-Out-Kingz
-Battle oF The Week
-Verse of The Week
-Noobie Tournament
-Ion You
-BattLe ReeK-CaPs
-Noobie-adVice
-JuJu’s WorD oF ThE WeeK
-Hot Trackz
-Nu Trackz
………………………………………….
Monthly Recap
TEXT HEAD OF THE MONTH
ANTIC
Wow, the elevation… he’s back and at the top of his game…
Antic vRs Prophet
It's 'Junk Food To Health' Tha Way I'll Squander Profit By "Abusin'-Tha-Figures"......
My Wordz Are Heroin Addicts Spitin' They Parents The Way I'm Just "Usin-To-'Stick'-Ya"//
Ya Not-That-Dope! I'm Robbin' Divinities Tha Way I'm Leavin' This "Prophet-Broke".....
I'll Keep Ya Coffin-Clossed Ya Skillz Like Rappin' At Gas Stations You Should "Stop-And-Go"//
(Profit-Prophet)
I'm Doubtin' His Game Cuz My Lines Boob Jobs On Joggers I'm "Bouncin'-This-Fake".....
Murk Him And Hide His Body Leave'um "Searchin' For Profit" Like People Countin'-They-Change!!//
I Ruin' Tha Profit! Don't Try to Start-Jack Now Try To "Chart-That" Ridicule!.....
Cuz Really.....Ya Skillz Like Victims Of Tha Sarlacc ..."Pitiful"!!//
(Pit is Full-Pitiful, Sarlacc is the Pit In Return of the Jedi)
Top Dogs… of the month (September)
#1… Annie
Beat our good friend obnoxious, dropped fire like a clumsy smoker
#2… JuJu
Was undefeated all month
#3… Obnoxious
was only beaten once this month, and was on top for a while
#4… BaBy_Uzi
The fuckin return was heinous
#5… Antic
Consistency… Hands Down
Knock Out Kings Of The Month
Antic … 4X
JuJu … 4X
Anesthetic … 3X
Obnoxious … 3X
Baby Uzi … 2X
WarClient … 2X
K Block … 1X
Trigo … 1X
Noise … 1X
Young Ghost … 1X
Flawless … 1X
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Top Dogs… of the week
#1… Annie
Has Not BEEN BEATEN YET… NEED I SAY MORE???
#2… JuJu
Sorry Guys But I Brought the Heat this week, like it was my turn to Carry the Torch, Went 4-0 for the week ALONE n last time I was beat was by my mother in the third grade… lol
#3… BaBy Uzi
HeHeHe… sorry I had to stop your reign… but ur still like 5-1 since ur return.. u upped ur game hard, n ur top 5 on the site
#4… Antic
God Dammit antic… we were trynna get DOE top 5… lol.. but nah, it’s the Consistency man.. u dropped a ridiculous verse this week… ur definitely up here, u deserve to be higher
#5… Obnoxious
Not many battles lately, but u still manage to get a sick punch out of every battle… good shit mate
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KnoCk oUt KinGz
Antic vRs J-F
Like Murderin' R&B Groups I Make Sure You "Slain-'Next'" and Brain-Dead.......
'Europe" To Tha Slaughter? Nah! You Bein' "Cancelled Out" Like You Ain't Fit to "Reign-Czech"//
(Rain check-Reign Czech, You're up-Europe)
JuJu vRs Antic
U think Antic-Can-Pop-N-Shoot???... Nah! I’ll leave him stiffer than a Manikin… Dropped-N-Mute…
1,000 plus posts but u still a ‘Rook’… matta fact… this {Nubia-Pussy} like an ‘African-Prostitute’!!!!!!!!
{Newbie-A-Pussy}
Anesthetic vRs KingMC
gOnnA be "WeLder's wIthOut tOols" cUz TheY Won'T Be AblE tO "MeNd-Your-Barz"
mY VerSe'LL ["MiMiCk WhEre OlD FolKs KeeP tHeiR tEEth"] wHen I ["Dent-Your-Guard/dEnTure gUard"]
Obnoxious vRs Jhonny 5
I'm calling ya peak foolish, fist thru the grill, thats how I'm leaving this geek looking
Nuked where You stand, So Flat, * organise visits to show where life used to exist * like “Trips to greek ruins”
Noise vRs Prospekt
Here we go again, I’ll freeze you more rounds than weapon caches in winter shit/
You’ll be re-writing your pre-writes so much you’ll have backspace on your fingerprints//
JuJu vRs Baby Uzi
5th time around, I gotta K.O. him again, but 12 Bars??? This shit is a Damn-Hassle… One punch’ll make him do a Half-Axel…
So this kid’ll ‘{Throne}-The-Towel’ like he’s at the Beach ‘Building a Sand-Castle’!!!!!!!!!!
{Throw-In}
Baby Uzi vRs JuJu
Obviously Im Wrecking this Guy, removing his head and his spine aint no one helping ya strive
So i'll pierce ya neck and your thighs
and leave a hole ‘gay-pin, from his shirt’ Like ‘Wearing Badges indicating Homosexual pride!’
Gapin’ from his shirt
JuJu vRs Shoalin
I’m Schooling this Biased-Truant… Claiming your ‘SICK’… but when I spit… all of your {Lysis}-Ruined…
He trynna battle me… and '{Ionophore},what?!?!’ like ‘A Confused Science-Student’!!!!
{Lies-Is}
{I ‘On’t Know For}
Young Ghost vRs Flawless
how can you be better than Young Ghost?... im First-ta-Slay-ya-Soul your old, im This-Curse-that-Plague-ya-Slow//
the only way the overused multies in ya Verse-Contained-a-'Flow' is if you decide to [Convert-ya-A-to-O]!//
Flawless vRs Young Ghost
My flows-fire so im showin-the-arson, dude is so-tired, hes supposed-to-have-hard-shit? I blow-by-him just flowin-some-bars-quick and everybody see ghost-writin, but noone-regards-it/
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BaTTle ReeK-Caps
RD1
K Block (3) vRs The Profit (0)
K… If you a 'Profit', then how's this Loss A 'Shock'? K Beat you like 'Christ' for 'Crossin'-Block!/
Antic (3) vRs Profit (0)
Antic…It's 'Junk Food To Health' Tha Way I'll Squander Profit By "Abusin'-Tha-Figures"......
A.Smith (w) vRs C.Slay(No Show)
A… you a scam-and-that cause YOUR BAR DONT SHOW YOU'RE PROTEIN {PRO TEEN} WITH A GRAM-OF-FAT { GRAM OF PHAT}
Phraze (5) vRs Sovereign (4)
P… Bleedin like menstural cycles cuz i'm Stoppin-you-Period
Deams (1) vRs Superfly (4)
Sup… Some 'emmit smith' shit cause my rhymes will have deamz 'runnin back'
Mc. Polly (3) vRs Flames (0)
Ummm… lol
Young Doc(w) vRs Snare (No Show)
Young… Catchin 'Assassins' like colds have em gone in about three days
BC The Crook(0) vRs Fantasy(3)
Fan… This kid get KO'd more than a blind man at a fight club but i give sight to the less fortunate
DatRealNyukka(1) vRs The Butcher(4)
Butch… this fool goin down i easily wreck haters/
this fool no textee he should stick wid bein a spectator!(
OK no time to read every battle n pick out the best line.. soooo…
(2)Fantasy Vs The_Butcher(5)
CM(0) VS K_BLOCK(3)
~~J Blend vs Sapphire~~ ~3-0 KO
The_Butcher(3) VS. deezy boy(0)..
(1)Fantasy Vs Young Doc(5)
King MC(0) vs Special K(3)
Jroop(3) vs Sapphire(0)...
King_mc (3) Vs Gordo (0)...
spinal(3) vs princepoetic(0)...
Dipset(3) vs. Flamez (0)...
Tha_Duke(3) :.V.S.: G-Tech(5)...
RD2
(Win) -0meGa- vs. Qidd MinX (No Show)
Omega…. I'll put you on a tree neck wrapped in rope and that's the only way you can " hang "
Antic (3) vs. J-F (0)
Antic… 'J'ust 'F'uckin' Quit Man "Stop Rappin'" Like Sayin' No To Safe-Sex........
(3) JuJu vRs Antic (0)
JuJu… I’ll Show-Em-The-Snub… N let Bullets just {Roam-Antic} like the ‘Emotions-Of-Love’!!!!!!!
{Romantic}
K-Block(3) Vs (0)Authenticz
K… Ya WHOLE CREW'S Wak-N-Gay! Like 'Failed Periods'.. You can't get yer Fuckin-{Men-Straight-Son}!!!//
{Menstration}
Anesthetic (3) Vs King MC (0)
Annie… liKe i'M An "All aRounD gReaT bALler", yoU sHoulD "nEvEr pOsT oR kEy aGaInst Me"
Obnoxious (3) vRs Jhonny 5 (0)
Ob… isnt even a spar, not even a clowning session, it's “Sparrow Dj” (Parody, J) and I dont mean “A Musical Pirate”
K Block (4) vs Young Ru (5)
Uzi… so when I look at ya verse I ‘See more junk’ as if I did ‘Sanitation for the Queen of England!!!!’
InViNcIbLe (0) Vs Young Ru (3)
Uzi… Support ya crap But you Force ya raps Dude you Cant keep up to me so you’ll get ‘left, which you cant comeback’ like ‘Doubting Jacksonville’s Quarterback’
(2) Masta-T vs. Obnoxious (5)
Ob… look: This fool was never ill and never will be, cuz only time You see ‘MT at the Top, Right?’ is after keying a trademark
(5) Prozpekt -Vs- Noise (3)
Pros… You see me taking "shot's" homie it won't be a 'kodak'//
(0) BaBy_Uzi vRs JuJu (3)
JuJu… I’m starting to get the Feeling-This-Dude’s-Retarded… So I’ll ‘make him an {Eggs-Aisle}’ like I’m ‘Building-a-Supermarket’!!!!!
Trigo (3) vRs A.Smith (0)
Trig… 'Uppercut' madness, fuck hard rocks bands, im giving new meaning to aereo-smith..!!
RD3
Flawless (0) Vs JuJu (3)
JuJu… Cuz most of that shit is hype, n you’ll realize he’s wack when I ‘Push the {Bull-Ova}’ like I was ‘Hustling-Watches’!!!!!
{Bulova}
JuJu (4) vRs Shoalin (1)
Shoa… We All Know J's Drops are like {Banks Behind on Growth} People Are "Losin-Intrest"
Young Ghost (3) vRs Flawless (0)
YG… i'll expertly 'demolish' his 'unsound text structure' like setting dynamite in Old-Decayed-Buildings!//
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NEWBIE TOURNAMENT
Top Punches
Young Ghost
i have to End'em...its sad, but hes just a stepping stone, so i'll 'swiftly beat this kid'...Send'em-to-Dad//
shred his body 'limb from limb' easily, so i dont mean his 'getting banned from gay clubs' when i say ill 'Dis-Member-this-F.ag!//
K_Block
I expose bogus Thugs.. M get Toyed -N- Shot! 'Gangster'? This Boy Is Not.. K 'Destroy Ya Spot' like 'Blown-Mines'!!/
Gouge out ya eyes -N- leave ya blind!.. So the only way 'MCI' is on 'TelePhone-Lines'!!!!!!//
(MCI is a phone company. also means "M SEE ME".. I = ME.)
A.Smith
Should I
Move in swiftly or just prove you shitty nevertheless aint no contest cause you groove so gently
But I’ll prove you shitty and then "BRING YOU DOWN FROM CLASS" like a busted Bentley
ROUND 1…
Young Ghost (4) vRs Volataire (5)
YG… This-Fucks-Insane for messin with me, cuz he couldn't do shiit to 'elevate his bars' with a Construction-Crane!//
Volotaire… And I’ll Leave Shots-In-Ya-Head Like ya got a Photographic-Memory//
*I can’t believe it… we need Vets to come n vote in this tourney… Ghost CLEARLY won, but that’s how it is*
Bee (No Show) vRs Noise (Win)
Noise… I’ma cripple this enemy ‘cos ‘sucking dick’ is the only time he’ll get ‘a head’ of me
WarClient (W) vRs (RestAssure)
No Verse Submitted
K_Block (W) vRs The_Matrix (No Show)
K… Like 'Backward-Alphabets'.. 'M' taking the 'L'.. But he still not 'AHead-A-K'!!!!//
A.Smith(0) vs. Muphaser(3)
A.Smith… Might
Heat-then-shoot, or beat-you-mute,having "PEARs {PAIRS} THAT PIERCE CHEW {YOU} like i talk of PAUL PIERCE that eat-his-fruit!!!
Muph… This "REALITY", but like "CARTOON PIRATES" YOu'll get "Blown to {SMITH}-ER-EENS!!!!// (Smithereens!)
Superfly(0) vs. Fantasy(3)
*NO Quotables
(4)Invincible vs. (1)Authenticz
Auth… This nigga INVINCIBLE plays too much with MULTIES like in GROUP SEX ORGIES
Invince… face it ya basic ya RAPS R WACK, and only time Authentic on top of me is wen im ROCKIN A HAT!!!!!!!
:(3)Quietstorm vs. (0)The_Butcher
The Butch… like a 'mechanical pencil' ill fill you 'full of lead'
Storm… look at this boy thinken he raw like meat so he call HISSELF-BUTCHER
ROUND 2 IS UP
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Verse of The Week…
Antic
'J'ust 'F'uckin' Quit Man "Stop Rappin'" Like Sayin' No To Safe-Sex........
Ya Ain't-Vet Make Ya 'View Traffic Accidents' The Way I Leave Ya "Face-Wrecked"//
(Rappin'-wrappin')
Like Murderin' R&B Groups I Make Sure You "Slain-'Next'" and Brain-Dead.......
'Europe" To Tha Slaughter? Nah! You Bein' "Cancelled Out" Like You Ain't Fit to "Reign-Czech"//
(Rain check-Reign Czech, You're up-Europe)
You "Ain't Got Tha 'Tools' To Break Into It" Like Ya 'Jimmy'- 'F'ucked.......
I'm Ripping-Son Ya Skillz Are "Bald Patches" The Way You "Missing-Some"//
Ya Style's A Bored Chick In Tha Sack The Way It Be..."'J'ust 'F'inish!!".......
I "Popeye" To Ruin Ya Vision of Winnin" Without Strength Like I'm Sayin' "Fuck-Spinnach"//
(pop eye-Popeye-Cartoon dude gits strength from Spinnach)
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BATTLE OF THE MONTH
JuJu vRs BaBy uZi
http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?p=323447#323447
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Noobie adVice
Cleaning up your Wordplay…
I read a lot of battles this weak with forced wordplay… please clean it up guys….
Don not do this …
And have you get ‘Stew’d den thrown out’ Like ‘School Districts Expelling Kids!’
Felon shyt…
Student Thrown Out
Where is the T in studenT… that’s what we mean by forcing the w/p… don’t do it.. it has to flow smooth like this…
Then View as I’ll take ya head and ‘Pull it off’ Like ‘Removing Chicken for Being Rotten!’
Pullet Off
Get it? Got it? Good!!!
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Ion-You
The Butcher… U Killin Em Kid… Keep DOin Ya Thang
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Thaz it Guys.. Enjoy
-Ju…