Young Rice vs. Obnoxious

[obnoxious]

3-0 = KO
4-1 = TKO
5 to win

battle length:

6 bars

voting criteria:

(A) No newbs
(B) Explanation votes only, meaning either or both of:

1. Categories:

Opener
Punches
Personals
Wordplay
Complexity
Vocab
Structure
Metaphors
Flow
Multi-Syllables
Creativity
Originality
Closer

2. Quotations of the best line(s) from both battlers, critique, and conclusion.

[1-G_MC]

you nicKaz love multis...guess that's why everyone flows the alike nowadays LoL


nike check

[1-G_MC]

No more games...

/1-2-1-2\


Gunslinin upbringin. straight shot out, and wit his tip-pical unclear spit right out the johnson-
Of course I'm driven to GOLF em, by meanin a (death wish) blade to the face'll *shave* off strokes wit the *Braun*(Bron-son)/(ova!)


I'm a heavyweight, you in the O~Z's like the *WICK*ed witch, dumb shyt, fathom that-
You see a shark-like attack is what you lack, n the JAWS of life can easily fail you when its mandible cracks~
In other words ya skill is like when I tote:
I burn, then spill from the flame like *CANDLE* wax/(whoa)

/execute\

Orenthal couldnt smoke my nicks-whole(Nicole), nigga I got the juice, go commit suicide TRICE, I'll encourage O-B(Obie) wit a noose~
You a dead man spittin, as if John- Wilkes was in the Booth...I just kille{D} this cat in {12} minutes....now I'll resurrect outta respect n show you the living PROOF/(OMFG!!!)


e-z duz it....

[obnoxious]

The Dark Side

when I'm through spitting, no-one'll ever again remember if this F@g is Tight, Battle's like “A celebrity baseball catch” I'll “Dismantle R with more than a Bat To Knight”
So when I shit on ya verse, I'll “Look down 24/7 on what I run rings around” but no.... I'm NOT A SATELLITE.......

it's beyond uncertainty groupies been Wishing to Read This, Obnoxious is like Optimus Prime in the Ring with a Fetus!! Homie!! You Beating Me's not only Stupid!! clearly - Y's Missing - like "Russian" Written in English.......

.....YOU WEAK BITCH.....

(русский means "Russian" when written in Russian)

You Disgrace to Rap, with dumbass lyrics, what Madness to Bother! against punches That “Come Out of Mystique” like How Nightcrawler Began from his Mother! Dude'll Feel So Ashamed of His Work, “He'll Be The First To Walk Over What He Made” just like Christ Standing On Water.......

You're Delusional Kid, Obnoxious'll Have You Napping You Weak Fuck, Devoured From Head to Toe, Eat Ya Soul Too while Still Having A Hiccup!
Battle's A Mismatch! The Punchlines'll make Homie “Go on His Back” more often than What Happens In Sit Ups.......

The sad thing's you'll never be Hot or Sicker! Website's reading this Vet like Damn, Homeboy's a toothless Mug but Weaker! Skillwise, Kid Doesn't Even Have A Spine! :lol: We Think Of You As A “D/r, Rice” and I don't Mean Condeleeza :shock: .......

I'm going easy on you, and voters can tell this match up's stupid and crazy, The only reason you have any hope is because I'm Ruthless but Lazy, So even when I take it down a notch, Devour Mcs??? You Won't “Be Eating, Young” without Cichlids Moving Their Babies.......

[[King_Mc]]

Opener.. TIE
Punches.. O
Personals.. O
Wordplay.. YR
Complexity.. O
Vocab.. O
Structure.. TIE
Metaphors.. O
Flow.. YR
Multi-Syllables.. O
Creativity.. O
Originality.. O
Closer.. TIE

O/A: obnoxious

best lines:

Rice

You a dead man spittin, as if John- Wilkes was in the Booth...I just kille{D} this cat in {12} minutes....now I'll resurrect outta respect n show you the living PROOF/
^^ liked the Booth part..

Ob

“He'll Be The First To Walk Over What He Made” just like Christ Standing On Water.......
^^ that part of the bar was sick.. feelin that the most outta ur whole verse

Critique: None
Conclusion: Good Battle 8)

[(x [____] %)DiViNe BuDhiZ]

Phew, now let me break down this battle like a Vet does before Smythe ruins my shine lol.

Gunslinin upbringin. straight shot out, and wit his tip-pical unclear spit right out the johnson-
Of course I'm driven to GOLF em, by meanin a (death wish) blade to the face'll *shave* off strokes wit the *Braun*(Bron-son)/(ova!)
Wordplay was good, punch was so-so, felt the set up but it wasn't that hard hitting.


I'm a heavyweight, you in the O~Z's like the *WICK*ed witch, dumb shyt, fathom that-
You see a shark-like attack is what you lack, n the JAWS of life can easily fail you when its mandible cracks~
In other words ya skill is like when I tote:
I burn, then spill from the flame like *CANDLE* wax/(whoa)
Pretty good, felt this. Nice one but set up was long lol.

/execute\

Orenthal couldnt smoke my nicks-whole(Nicole), nigga I got the juice, go commit suicide TRICE, I'll encourage O-B(Obie) wit a noose~
You a dead man spittin, as if John- Wilkes was in the Booth...I just kille{D} this cat in {12} minutes....now I'll resurrect outta respect n show you the living PROOF/(OMFG!!!)
ROFL, nice one
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Obnoxious:

The Dark Side

when I'm through spitting, no-one'll ever again remember if this F@g is Tight, Battle's like “A celebrity baseball catch” I'll “Dismantle R with more than a Bat To Knight”
So when I shit on ya verse, I'll “Look down 24/7 on what I run rings around” but no.... I'm NOT A SATELLITE.......
You have some creative punches, nice metaphors.

it's beyond uncertainty groupies been Wishing to Read This, Obnoxious is like Optimus Prime in the Ring with a Fetus!! Homie!! You Beating Me's not only Stupid!! clearly - Y's Missing - like "Russian" Written in English.......
Creative, punch was so so. Overall nice on the real.

.....YOU WEAK BITCH.....

(русский means "Russian" when written in Russian)

You Disgrace to Rap, with dumbass lyrics, what Madness to Bother! against punches That “Come Out of Mystique” like How Nightcrawler Began from his Mother! Dude'll Feel So Ashamed of His Work, “He'll Be The First To Walk Over What He Made” just like Christ Standing On Water.......
LOL, had me rollng. Stretched a bit.

You're Delusional Kid, Obnoxious'll Have You Napping You Weak Fuck, Devoured From Head to Toe, Eat Ya Soul Too while Still Having A Hiccup!
Battle's A Mismatch! The Punchlines'll make Homie “Go on His Back” more often than What Happens In Sit Ups.......
LOL, you just key up these don't you. Sounds so sick like a freestyle

The sad thing's you'll never be Hot or Sicker! Website's reading this Vet like Damn, Homeboy's a toothless Mug but Weaker! Skillwise, Kid Doesn't Even Have A Spine! Laughing We Think Of You As A “D/r, Rice” and I don't Mean Condeleeza Shocked .......
Flow was ok but Condeleeza lol kinda iono didn't rhyme with the rest. Hard to pick up but more content then flow.

I'm going easy on you, and voters can tell this match up's stupid and crazy, The only reason you have any hope is because I'm Ruthless but Lazy, So even when I take it down a notch, Devour Mcs??? You Won't “Be Eating, Young” without Cichlids Moving Their Babies.......


Hell no, LOL, I get some of your shit and it's some street shit. No wonder you got punchlines and concepts for days.
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Opener.. Obnoxious
Punches.. Obnoxious
Personals.. Obnoxious
Wordplay.. Young Rice
Complexity.. Obnoxious
Vocab.. Obnoxious
Structure.. Tie
Metaphors.. Obnoxious
Flow.. Young Rice, more consistent and shorter
Multi-Syllables.. Obnoxious
Creativity.. Obnoxious
Originality.. Obnoxious
Closer.. Tie

Overall Vote: Obnoxious

Best Lines:

G_MC:
Orenthal couldnt smoke my nicks-whole(Nicole), nigga I got the juice, go commit suicide TRICE, I'll encourage O-B(Obie) wit a noose~
You a dead man spittin, as if John- Wilkes was in the Booth...I just kille{D} this cat in {12} minutes....now I'll resurrect outta respect n show you the living PROOF/(OMFG!!!)


Obnoxious:
You Disgrace to Rap, with dumbass lyrics, what Madness to Bother! against punches That “Come Out of Mystique” like How Nightcrawler Began from his Mother! Dude'll Feel So Ashamed of His Work, “He'll Be The First To Walk Over What He Made” just like Christ Standing On Water.......

Critique: 2 Vets going at it, would of expected more but it was still hot. I find I can key up my verses pretty quick now, but to elevate more generally how long do you guys key up? Honestly tho.

Conclusion: Nice battle, hope me and you guys can meet up in the ring and rumble soon as well. Obnoxious, I'll be looking for a rematch too. Just keep on the lookout. :wink:

[1-G_MC]

2-0 Ob...uppin

[Rocladii]

Opener--->Obnoxoius
Punches--->Obnoxious..his hit harder
Personals---> Obnoxious
Wordplay--->Young Rice
Complexity--->Obnoxious
Vocab--->Obnoxious
Structure--->ehh Tie..pretty good
Metaphors--->Obnoxious
Flow--->Young Rice
Multi-Syllables--->obnoxious
Creativity--->Obnoxious
Originality--->Obnoxious
Closer--->ehh Rice...CLose tho

vote--->OBNOXIOUS

CritiQue--->Aiight Battle, Rice was expectin 2 see better from u but i guess u a little rusty..OB u came niice i thought go0d verse...Rice was go0d 2 jus not the usual

Conclusion--->Well, OB to0k it..Rice niice 2 see u bacQ..MISSED U LOL...but ko0 battle...would luv 2 see dis happen again

[1-G_MC]

thanx baby girl, good battle man, no sweat, rematch soon?

[obnoxious]

if you want.

But to the voters, I'm actually shocked that most of you don't know wordplay is. You seem to think its forced one sided similes that mean nothing else in sound like "Per-Sea-Cute" or "A-Nile-Late" type wordplay. Sometimes I get the impression you wouldn't spot wordplay if you got smacked over the head with it. It called using double entendres or double meaning - for example bar is a measurement of pressure but in hip hop is also a measure of rhymes. That's wordplay. Cutting up syllables is also wordplay - but it's what most wacks do before the realise anyone else can do it. You may resent what I've said, but it may help you.

[1-G_MC]

u may be busy so holla when you're ready...lock this

[Anesthetic]

I'll do it. 3-0 KO Obnoxious.