Week 4 Topical: Quitxotic (3-0) - T-Stylez (1-0)*MW Playoff*

[Dex Aspen]

TOPICAL DATES ARE DIFFERENT THEN THE SIGN IN.TAKE NOTE.




Check In Due: Thursday, February 22, 11:59 PM
Verses Due: Sunday, February 25, 11:59 PM

ANYONE CAN VOTE ON THIS BATTLE

(If your opponent checks in you must post some sort of verse for a win, if he doesn’t check in, then you win by default.)

Number of bars: Unlimited Bars
Topic: Cheech & Chong


Ect. Rules:
No Biting,ghost writting,or recylcing

3-0 KO, 4-1 TKO, Or First To 5 Wins.
No Hate/Dick Riding/Unexplained Votes.

crew votes are only allowed if both battlers agree on it.

Voting Rules:

1) Catogories,only with full explinations

Topical:

On Topic:
Depth:
Imagery:
Originality:
Flow:
Multis:
Enjoyment:
Vocab:

Overall Vote:


or

2)Bar by bar breakdowns

Misc:

Title battles will be based on record, attendance, and overall skill. Do not ask for a title shot.

You are allowed to PM me your verses


*WINNER OF THIS ROUND ADVANCES TO MIDDLEWEIGHT FINAL NEXT WEEK*

[T-Stylez]

Check

[Quixotic]

Check

[T-Stylez]

Damn this was HARD... never heard of Cheech n CHong

-Everything is real here-
both lookin like those homeless people who haven't ate for weeks
cheech the driver with always a do rag n a beard that covers the cheeks
His short mate named chong with a zapata mustache n much-hair-body
He could get anyone, from a normal hippie girl to such-n-rare-hottie
Together the seventies n eighties "cheech n chong" comedy "nice-team"
They sold comedy albums and even films about them selling ice-cream
Their best known routines were Basketball Jones, Earache My-Eye
"Santa clause n his old lady" and sister mary elephant, all sky-high
Cheech N Chong were so good they even had a all time famous line
"Dave's not here,man" Haha, to watch them was so Hilarious n fine
They were closer than a wife. Only thing they didn't do was-sex"
Such a good relation that people didnt expect to happen because-next
they Separated in nineteeneighty (1980) to both do creative things
Cheech found a career makin "born in east la" what is what he sings
He also did voices for disney's oliver and company, a animation
also did the lion king and of course the movie cars what a sensation
He also starred in "the Shrimp on the Barbie," and in 2-tv-shows
They where Nash Bridges and The Golden Palace, he had good new-tv-goes
Played bartender in the film desperade and had roles in the filmshow
Superfilms like From Dusk Till Dawn and Once Upon a Time in Mexico.
Chong also made a solo career, he was in comedies as far out-man
Also played the burned out hippie leo on television, without-damn (that he didnt gave a fuck about it)
That was very similar to Anthony Stoner in the movie smoke
Damn they made big cash together, living for 'em was just a joke
They had plans to reunite for another film when the company of chong
got raided on february 25, '03 as part of a federal crackdown along
That crackdown was for "drug-related paraphrenalie" like old-thugs
Chong was said to be guilty for distributing all of the sold-drugs
He went on "11 september twothousand'n'three" nine months behind bars
Fined 20 grand, forced to forfeit 120 grand in assets, that are life scars
Was in jail between the dates october 8 '03 to July 7 '04 (o-four)
but they tried to proceed the production on their latest work and maybe so-more
Rumor was that they would do a variety of titles high-again-to-entertain
Cheech and Chong announced that they would try-insane-to-entertain
On September 8th 2005 the reunion film had been cancelled................

[Quixotic]

Its a pursuit, THINGS ARE TOUGH ALL OVER, my nigga like what street ya on
I Say 19 eighty two movin to eighty three STILL SMOKIN wit CHEECH AND CHONG
I scream, these idiots are asses, weed heads, weirdoes in glasses
They talk a mile a minute but when the cops come, run slow like molasses
I jerked as this fool Chong scream Oh My God I'm havin a Baby
Tryna work my tool but Chong after Santa Claus and his Old Lady
Its drastic hearin hyena laughs like British cult classic tv shows
And Banzai tryna smell me and tell me how The Lion King goes
Anyway we was swingin threw the streets bumpin doors on doors
Hit the breaks but still earth toned GOMEZ like THE WORLD IS YOURS
Chong hippied out again, screamin we killed a man
Its just a little over four years ago I did nine months in the can
We racin up the express, stressed out, life got us by the helm
Cheech decides, this aint a reunion but I can't deny the film
Later on we gone and out but can't evoke actions cuz we stuck and broke
Feel like The 70s Show but no Leo similar to Anthony Stoner in Up In Smoke
They said sittin here is worst than suckin a dick, popped in Greatest Hits
And we laughed til we gagged while Desperado gave us bartending tips
The jokes rolled and played, It got gay but shit it was funny to see
Cheech cry out "Chong, how you get more money than me?"
Chong says Over are out drug days so for us part ways
They continue to reminisce caught up in the old days
Its After Hours, we drown the drinks wit ambitions of downin others
As I begin to fall asleep we get a vistit from the The Corsican Brothers
They inform and warn me about the things that aint all good, often misunderstood
In short they say the trouble wit self esteem and life It Came From Hollywood
Cheech beg to stay put they must hold the rumor of Grumpy Old Stoners
Chong says they hold the record in respective most known boners
It was sad when the two drew near and sobbed sorry old friend
We must part ways to we routes cross and we meet again, the end

[ARMADA]

Ight...


On Topic: Tie

Flow:Quix,
styles ya opener was fucked the syllable count was out and then ya inners were horrible
set the tone for the whole verse, Quix flow was much better, bit of alliteration kept his flow
intresting in a couple places, tho im not really feeling how fast you flow from short to
long lines, still did enough

Multis:Quix,
pretty much the same reasons as above, the inners in styles multis were forced,

Depth:Quix,
Styles those facts and figures nearly sent me to sleep… Quix sorta had the similar feel, but
executed their use in a fresher way, only reason its not a tie

Metas:Quix,
couple metas, mainly the similes tho, more obvious don’t recall any from styles

Imagery:Tie,
a shame really, there is a lot of "dope" imagery that could have been exploited here,

Vocab/word choice: Tie
I thought both of you identified the fact that these dudes aint exactly brain scientists, so ya grammar
in relation to the topic, was on point

Complexity: Quix,
utilizing more rhyming mechanics

Originality: Quix,
Styles didn’t really do anything except take the topic literally, and just wrote a biography, while Quix
came from a fresher angle, by placing himself inside the verse, and managed to engage and mess
with the subject a lot more by doing so.

Enjoyment:Quix

Overall Vote:Quix
kinda wack topic if you haven’t seen the films, tho I guess that just means you have to work harder
to come fresh, Quix got the cats, we all need to elevate yafeel…peace, be easy





...ARMADA...

[T-Stylez]

OK thanks, lol NOW with that vote i can learn ALOT.... respect. And well yea, guess i gotta take my next shot on a title then lol thanks armada

[Quixotic]

uppin 4 votes

[GTech]

On Topic: TIE
Depth: Quix
Imagery: Quix
Originality: Quix
Flow: TIE
Multis: T-Styles
Enjoyment: TIE
Vocab: TIE

O/a vote: Quixotic

Word to what Armanda said… partially co-sign her vote

[ARMADA]

^^lol...you better be cross eyed or some shit, its "ARMADA"...wtf I aint no bitch...

[GTech]

lol yea quickly glimpsing at it looked to "Armanda" to me.. and i thought u were a chick lol.. ma bad yo

[ARMADA]

naww ...its good fam

[Quixotic]

Thanx 4 tha votes...UPPIN 4 THA KO!!

[Dex Aspen]

....uppin for votes


-{A}-:out

[Dex Aspen]

....uppin for Vet votes.MW Playoff.


-{A}-:out

[Evoligion]

On Topic: Tie
Depth: Quix
Imagery: Tie
Originality: Quix
Flow: Tie
Multis: T-Styles
Enjoyment: Quix
Vocab: Tie

Overall: Quix

Not a bad battle, but not a very good one in my eyes. I can't believe Styles has never heard of Cheech and Chong. I would of loved to have this topic. But Quix had the more depth in his verse and seemed to know more about it which was in his advantage. T Styles had some nice multis but lacked in other cats. Overall I see Quix in taking this one. Elevate and keep doing what you do fellaz.

[T-Stylez]

iight thanks for the vote 3-0 k.o.

And chea i never heard of it, i guess i gotta watch some more tv.... but cheech n chong was in the 70/80's ..... it 20/30 years later now lol but iight thanks ya'll and thnx for the battle quixotic