Anesthetic
02-23-2007, 08:40 AM
The Dogg Pound: E-Zine Version 4.0
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Courtesy Of: NewEmcee, GFX Specialist
And, my friends, how long has it been since you've seen one of these from me? If I recall, it's been since the yearbook. Well, Shoalin being the lazy bastard that he is, asked me to throw together a mag to appease you hungry mongrels. Well, here it goes. Back for the ump-teenth time, ANNIE DOES A MAG. HRHRHR.
Top Grafix
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MANE
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.Dee.
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SpitFire212
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SpitFire212
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.Dee.
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NewEmcee
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MANE
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.Dee.
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MANE (GFX Tournament Winner)
~*Best Sig*~
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Freestyle And Open Mic
Have Yall Ever Smoked Weed So Good You Write? - Omega- (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=47561)
Suicidal Confessions - A.bNoRmAl (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=47761)
Exceptional - EmceeSmythe (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=47799)
Religion's Worst Nightmare -OmeGa- (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=47696)
Ephemeral Existence - AKA-Ability (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=47515)
Slugfest Galore - (x [____] %)DiViNe BuDhiZ (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=46792)
Sons Of God - Ahh Swoop Pen (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=45378&start=0)
I Know My Fate - MANE (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=46748)
Just Lookin At How The World Is Nowadays In Lyric Form - OmeGa- (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=46635&start=0)
Top Listenings:
Yes, they suck, I know. Shoalin did them (copied of some guys blog).
5. Lil Wayne - Leather So Soft
4. Lloyd Banks - Without My Glock
3. Runaway Love- Ludacris Feat. Mary J. Blige
2. Make It Rain - Fat Joe Featuring Lil Wayne
1. Walk It Out - UNK (Provided you're stoned an watching the happy feet remix.)
The Rapdogs Text League
Week 1:
Text:
kingbrown vs. King_MC
Shoalin vs. SiiNiDE
Red Tha Baron vs. |<INE
B.N.G. vs X
Antic vs. Justin Sane
Nuerologik vs. Invincible
Abilities vs. Grifta
Artik Phrost vs. Rocladii
Quitxotic vs. johnny 5
Topical:
Cool c vs. Jeebin
B.N.G. vs. The Chosen One 13
Evoligion vs. kingbrown
X vs. Quitxotic
Rocladii vs. Nuerologik
johnny 5 vs. Antic
Grifta vs. Artik Phrost
Top 3 Punches From Week 1!
1) SiiNiDE vs. Shoalin:
Like "R and T" I'll "Secure S"- Bundled, Wrapped N Done Right! Make this "Herb Wilt, Crumble" From "Lack Of SunLight"!!!
I'll Pack a Pun Quite-- Quickly.. And Throw Nouns to {Leave Shoa-Down} & Bloody, Like "Escaping Tactic Gun-Fights"!!!!!//
{Leave Showdown}
2) Antic vs. JustIN:SANE:
Stick A Fishin' Hook Up Ya Dick Hole And Tear It Off!
Ewww...Someone Call A Penalty...MOD???
Ya Style's Embarrassin' Like Cross Dressin' Civil War Vets: "Generally...Broad"!!//
{Generally Broad/General Lee Broad-Civil War General For The South}
3) Red Tha Baron vs. |<INE:
Dont Step To This, Or You'll Get Left In Bits. Bedtime Tha Only Time Ya Wettin Shit
Ya Got No Weapon Bitch...
Rate K 9?...10?....*DER*, Not Even When Chattin Bout Chinese Dinner Preferences
Canine Tender
Week 2:
Text:
Trigo(0-0) vs. Gopha(0-0)
Nemesis14(0-0) vs. Invincible(1-0)
JustIN:SANE(0-1) vs. B.N.G.(1-0)
Dime(0-0) vs. Quitxotic(0-1)
Red Tha Baron(1-0) vs. Shoalin(0-1)
Anesthetic(0-0) vs. kl!ck(0-0)
Johnny 5(1-0) vs. SiiNiDE(1-0)
Abilities(1-0) vs. KMA(0-0)
Nuerologik(0-1) vs. Grifta(0-1)
aMERiKaZ NiGHTMaRE(0-0) vs. King_MC(1-0)
Antic(1-0) vs. B.Earth(0-0)
Artik Phrost(1-0) vs. |<INE(0-1)
Topical:
TheChosenOne13(1-0) vs. Quitxotix(1-0)
GTech(0-0) vs. Rocladii(1-0)
X(0-1) vs. Grifta(0-1)
Cool c(1-0) vs. Anesthetic(0-0)
Antic(1-0) vs. B.Earth(0-0)
Johnny 5(0-1) vs. Evoligion(1-0)
B.N.G.(0-1) vs. Artik Phrost(1-0)
T-Stylez(0-0) vs. Jeebin(0-1)
Top 3 Punches/Top Topical From Week 2!!
1)Gopha vs. Trigo:
BITCHES-GET-DEFACED-WHEN im SPITTIN-TEXT-IN-PAGES my punches will SPLIT-A-NECK-N-FACE-KID
so watch me go N PUT TRIGO's LIGHTz OUT', like i was 'HELPING HIM WITH HIS CHRISTMAS-DECORATIONS'
2)Anesthetic vs. Kl!ck:
But I'll 'Be Peaceful' After-This, N Maybe Have-Some-Biz Cuz I'll 'Gladly Ghostwrite Punchez For Ya' But I Ain't 'Pass-A-Fist' {Pacifist}
But Bitch N I'll Jab-Ya-Lipz And Crack-Ya-Ribz, Shatter Ya Back-And-Hipz, 'Producing Euthanasia' Like 'Goin to China And Havin-Kidz'!!!!!
{Euthanasia/Youth In Asia}
3)Trigo vs. Gopha:
'Kin extinguished!' like nominations for worlds best fairy! (guiness: tink wished..tinkerbell),
and under that 'Tri tore g’s without respect' like picket signs disgusted feminists would carry…!!!
(treat orgies without respect)
Week 3:
Text:
JDay(0-0) vs. Grifta(1-1)
ARMADA(0-0) vs. X(0-1)
Anesthetic(1-0) vs. Krazy(0-0)
Trigo(0-1) vs. King_MC(2-0)
1-G_MC(0-0) vs. Shoalin(1-1)
Abilities(2-0) vs. Dime™(1-0)
Antic(2-0) vs. Gopha(1-0)
Artik Phrost(2-0) vs. Red Tha Baron(1-1)
Nemesis(1-0) vs. SiiNiDE(2-0)
R@ge(0-0) vs. Justin:SANE(1-1)
Topical:
MANE(0-0) vs. Evoligion(2-0)
~Yung_Money~(0-0) vs. ARMADA(0-0)
Anesthetic(1-0) vs. GTech(1-0)
Quitxotic(2-0) vs. Neurologik(0-1)
Rocladii (1-1) vs. T-Stylez(0-0)
Antic(2-0) vs. Artik Phrost(2-0)
ChosenOne13(1-1) vs. Grifta(1-1)
Top Punchez/Topical From Week 3!
1)Gopha vs. Antic :
ANTICz-CRAZY-WHEN-ON-MICz? plz, hes been known to VANISH-PLAINLY-IN-STRONG-FIGHTz
so when tha punchez hit, ya 'ARM-OUTTA, NEVER WORK AGAIN' like the 'SPANISH-NAVY-WENT-ON-STRIKE'
(Armada)
2)Anesthetic vs. KraZy :
My Punchez? Ya Can't See-These, Leave Ya 'Smoked' Like Weed-Leavez, With A Barrel Called The 'BlockBuster' Like 'A Movie Release'
I'll 'Leave His Hide Wrapped Around A Tree' Like 'Indian Teepees' When I 'Stomp Krazy' Like 'Shattering Gnarls Barkley CD's'!!!
3)SiiNiDe vs. nemesis:
Got The Fam sig, but not even Rated As Nice!! Dude know he lost, HE STATED IT TWICE!!!
Fuck! Against K?? You Debatin' Ya Life! Cause I'll "Forcfully Eat This Pussy" without Rapin' Ya Wife!!!//
4) Shoalin vs 1_G-MC
I Keep an EYEON raise an Get CASTiN The BLADES Treat My Guns Like RUSSIAN exPLOSIONS and BLAST IN YAKAGE
then Skip Through This TASSLE OF AGE when my fist SMASH THROUGH ya BRAIN ill Drop Bagged Rice Like AFRICAN AID!
Topical Drop Of The Week:
MANE wrote:
... . . Enter the mind of the future's ever-growth from Choatic to placid.. dubbed rebirth..Enter the year 3k....
*...3.....2......1....BOOOOOOM*
An empty sky scarred with sins, pollution drenching lungs and skin,
Revolution in the air constrasting the Overlord but there is no win,
Missle set and ready to launch, last thoughts race to the track's end,
But the time is lost, hearts stop, They take the last breath for men,
The moment frozen, life paused, As a sliver in the sky drops to send-
Death...guided by a path initiated by the ironic military intellegence,
Red rivers flowing- filtered with blood, From war to slave work,
All this won't matter in seconds to come, just turned to vapors,
Toxic with hate and greed, oppresion, pollution, disregarded nature,
you look off into the distance, Smoke rises collidin' with the horizen,
Industrial mountains black with tar, green is scarred, life is dyin',
A flash of atomic combustion blazes oxygen, God just watchin' them,
Flesh and bone incinerated leaving a thick layer of ash on all ends,
A billion souls crying out to the world they once took granted,
Wishing new seeds could be planted, They formed into one man with-
a force Not even God could describe, This is how God came to be,
This is how life is made to breathe, thrive, and change with dreams,
-Thank you-
Upcoming Title Matches:
Heavyweight
Gopha (2-0) Vs Anesthetic (2-0)
Middleweight
SiiNide (3-0) Vs Abilities (3-0)
Lightweight
Nemesis (1-1) vs X (0-2)
Power Rankings:
5. Abilities (3-0) - Middleweight
Now this guy is FLYING under the radar right now. Not many people are paying attention to his skill, however he has quietly maintained an unbeaten record against quality opponents such as Dime. He's got some VERY clean wordplay (Cleaner than most) and his style works in multis naturally. Who knows what this kid can do if he pieces together a few more weeks of fire verses? He faces some stiff competition this week in SiiNide, but hey, maybe he moves up to Heavyweight soon.
4. Shoalin (2-1) Heavyweight
Shoalin has become one of the major Heavyhitters over the past few months. After dropping his inaugural battle of the Text League to SiiNide, Shoa has been steadily climbing the ranks. His no-show drop against Young Rice this week was fire for an Austrailian. He truly is the best poster child the Gay and Lesbian alliance has had in a long while.
3. SiiNide (3-0) Middleweight
I'm so glad I called it. This guy has become a beast, just like I said he would. Nice drops consistently pushes this guy into the #3 spot this week. Keep it up.
2. Antic (2-1) Heavyweight
I swear, this guy doesn't get the recognition he deserves. Dropped his first battle, but it was against Gopha, and how many people can say that they've beaten that guy. (Me soon, hopefully.) His short bar style is crazy, because he packs punches just as hard as the next guy, without compromising flow like most emcees do. His wordplay is bananas too. Give this guy a title shot in a few weeks. Please.
1.~*Tie*~ Anesthetic (2-0) Heavyweight, Gopha (2-0) Heavyweight
Shouldn't really come as any surprise that either of these two emcees are being ranked number one. Couldn't pick one over another, so why not have a tie? Both of these headz drop fire. Gopha, the KING of the punchline, and Annie, the KING of wordplay. ( 8) ). The battle this week should be one for the record books.
Shoalin Takes over for a Bit
Most Notable Beefs:
Shoalin An Young Rice
Cause? Yougn Rice Returned to the website rather egotistical,
shoalin stated some facts towards rice and rice did not like this.
rice then Dropped Ninja Disecstion (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=44366&start=0)
too which shoalin battled rice, To Which Rice No Showed (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=44361).
Rice the posted another diss directed at shoalin, Called Zero To Sixty (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=45620).
Shoalin Then responded with SuShi. (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=45622).
The Pair Squared the beef off with help of a nuetral friend (ahh swoop pen) and Then United to Take down a bigger fish.
This Was Just In Time as rumour has it Shoalin had 223 bars ready aimed at sinis, rice and juju.
Beef Status= SQUASHED!
Rapdogs.com Vs Lil_touch
why? this man was a straight up faggot, nobody liked him and 2 pages of diss forum are about
him. there are such a significant number of shit drops dissing him i dont have time to list, so ill put up the best
1. GTecH- The Capricous stunt (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=45992)
Beef Status= dead
SiiNiDe Vs Cool C
why? Cool C and siinide is the same as rice and shoalin, old vets un able to handle the new
powers so they beef. alot of words where flung around, cool c and Siinide battled resulting in cool c being TKO'd (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=45888&start=0)
SiiNiDe Came back twice Diss (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=46239)
and Its a Shame (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=45835)
Beef Status= Still as real as ever
Anesthetic Vs The RD2 battlers
Why? Cause annie is a straight up asshole, no doubts.
he just dissed alot of people and it was sick.
Waltzing on water (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=45208)
beef Status= SQUASHED!
WHAT TO WATCH! IF YOUR FAT OR BORED
3. Rocky
2. Norbot (the eddie murphy one)
1. Ghost Rider
so thats what they think?
AHH SWOOP PEN
NewEmcee Says:
Yes, he coo'; sneaky bastard stole my underpants like 6 times. He battles Like Crazy all the goddamn time.
I bitch slapped him 10 times for acting gay, oh and he jerked off on my mom like twice. *the rest is too rude*
Yung Money Says:
Ahh Swoop Pen, in my opinion has the most unique style on this site, and probably is one of the best newbies here.
He knows just what to do when it comes to nameplay in a battle, he always comes with the most unexpected punchlines.
And by far has elevated quicker than most emcees.
Abnormal Says:
Ahh Swoop Pen is dope in my opinion. Very under-rated. Probably one of the top three battlers on the site at the moment. Thats my homeboy from back when we were both in Phuh Que. Sick Mc period.
Where They At?
Contact Via PM if You have Any Info or want to Post up a MISSING PERSONS
in next months ezine.
MIA:
undissable
RipDaJacka
The_Butcher
Absolute.
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Courtesy Of: NewEmcee, GFX Specialist
And, my friends, how long has it been since you've seen one of these from me? If I recall, it's been since the yearbook. Well, Shoalin being the lazy bastard that he is, asked me to throw together a mag to appease you hungry mongrels. Well, here it goes. Back for the ump-teenth time, ANNIE DOES A MAG. HRHRHR.
Top Grafix
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MANE
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/AboveDee/TK.png
.Dee.
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c129/spitfire3037/abilities.jpg
SpitFire212
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c129/spitfire3037/bartag.jpg
SpitFire212
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.Dee.
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NewEmcee
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MANE
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/AboveDee/TheGame.png
.Dee.
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MANE (GFX Tournament Winner)
~*Best Sig*~
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Freestyle And Open Mic
Have Yall Ever Smoked Weed So Good You Write? - Omega- (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=47561)
Suicidal Confessions - A.bNoRmAl (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=47761)
Exceptional - EmceeSmythe (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=47799)
Religion's Worst Nightmare -OmeGa- (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=47696)
Ephemeral Existence - AKA-Ability (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=47515)
Slugfest Galore - (x [____] %)DiViNe BuDhiZ (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=46792)
Sons Of God - Ahh Swoop Pen (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=45378&start=0)
I Know My Fate - MANE (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=46748)
Just Lookin At How The World Is Nowadays In Lyric Form - OmeGa- (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=46635&start=0)
Top Listenings:
Yes, they suck, I know. Shoalin did them (copied of some guys blog).
5. Lil Wayne - Leather So Soft
4. Lloyd Banks - Without My Glock
3. Runaway Love- Ludacris Feat. Mary J. Blige
2. Make It Rain - Fat Joe Featuring Lil Wayne
1. Walk It Out - UNK (Provided you're stoned an watching the happy feet remix.)
The Rapdogs Text League
Week 1:
Text:
kingbrown vs. King_MC
Shoalin vs. SiiNiDE
Red Tha Baron vs. |<INE
B.N.G. vs X
Antic vs. Justin Sane
Nuerologik vs. Invincible
Abilities vs. Grifta
Artik Phrost vs. Rocladii
Quitxotic vs. johnny 5
Topical:
Cool c vs. Jeebin
B.N.G. vs. The Chosen One 13
Evoligion vs. kingbrown
X vs. Quitxotic
Rocladii vs. Nuerologik
johnny 5 vs. Antic
Grifta vs. Artik Phrost
Top 3 Punches From Week 1!
1) SiiNiDE vs. Shoalin:
Like "R and T" I'll "Secure S"- Bundled, Wrapped N Done Right! Make this "Herb Wilt, Crumble" From "Lack Of SunLight"!!!
I'll Pack a Pun Quite-- Quickly.. And Throw Nouns to {Leave Shoa-Down} & Bloody, Like "Escaping Tactic Gun-Fights"!!!!!//
{Leave Showdown}
2) Antic vs. JustIN:SANE:
Stick A Fishin' Hook Up Ya Dick Hole And Tear It Off!
Ewww...Someone Call A Penalty...MOD???
Ya Style's Embarrassin' Like Cross Dressin' Civil War Vets: "Generally...Broad"!!//
{Generally Broad/General Lee Broad-Civil War General For The South}
3) Red Tha Baron vs. |<INE:
Dont Step To This, Or You'll Get Left In Bits. Bedtime Tha Only Time Ya Wettin Shit
Ya Got No Weapon Bitch...
Rate K 9?...10?....*DER*, Not Even When Chattin Bout Chinese Dinner Preferences
Canine Tender
Week 2:
Text:
Trigo(0-0) vs. Gopha(0-0)
Nemesis14(0-0) vs. Invincible(1-0)
JustIN:SANE(0-1) vs. B.N.G.(1-0)
Dime(0-0) vs. Quitxotic(0-1)
Red Tha Baron(1-0) vs. Shoalin(0-1)
Anesthetic(0-0) vs. kl!ck(0-0)
Johnny 5(1-0) vs. SiiNiDE(1-0)
Abilities(1-0) vs. KMA(0-0)
Nuerologik(0-1) vs. Grifta(0-1)
aMERiKaZ NiGHTMaRE(0-0) vs. King_MC(1-0)
Antic(1-0) vs. B.Earth(0-0)
Artik Phrost(1-0) vs. |<INE(0-1)
Topical:
TheChosenOne13(1-0) vs. Quitxotix(1-0)
GTech(0-0) vs. Rocladii(1-0)
X(0-1) vs. Grifta(0-1)
Cool c(1-0) vs. Anesthetic(0-0)
Antic(1-0) vs. B.Earth(0-0)
Johnny 5(0-1) vs. Evoligion(1-0)
B.N.G.(0-1) vs. Artik Phrost(1-0)
T-Stylez(0-0) vs. Jeebin(0-1)
Top 3 Punches/Top Topical From Week 2!!
1)Gopha vs. Trigo:
BITCHES-GET-DEFACED-WHEN im SPITTIN-TEXT-IN-PAGES my punches will SPLIT-A-NECK-N-FACE-KID
so watch me go N PUT TRIGO's LIGHTz OUT', like i was 'HELPING HIM WITH HIS CHRISTMAS-DECORATIONS'
2)Anesthetic vs. Kl!ck:
But I'll 'Be Peaceful' After-This, N Maybe Have-Some-Biz Cuz I'll 'Gladly Ghostwrite Punchez For Ya' But I Ain't 'Pass-A-Fist' {Pacifist}
But Bitch N I'll Jab-Ya-Lipz And Crack-Ya-Ribz, Shatter Ya Back-And-Hipz, 'Producing Euthanasia' Like 'Goin to China And Havin-Kidz'!!!!!
{Euthanasia/Youth In Asia}
3)Trigo vs. Gopha:
'Kin extinguished!' like nominations for worlds best fairy! (guiness: tink wished..tinkerbell),
and under that 'Tri tore g’s without respect' like picket signs disgusted feminists would carry…!!!
(treat orgies without respect)
Week 3:
Text:
JDay(0-0) vs. Grifta(1-1)
ARMADA(0-0) vs. X(0-1)
Anesthetic(1-0) vs. Krazy(0-0)
Trigo(0-1) vs. King_MC(2-0)
1-G_MC(0-0) vs. Shoalin(1-1)
Abilities(2-0) vs. Dime™(1-0)
Antic(2-0) vs. Gopha(1-0)
Artik Phrost(2-0) vs. Red Tha Baron(1-1)
Nemesis(1-0) vs. SiiNiDE(2-0)
R@ge(0-0) vs. Justin:SANE(1-1)
Topical:
MANE(0-0) vs. Evoligion(2-0)
~Yung_Money~(0-0) vs. ARMADA(0-0)
Anesthetic(1-0) vs. GTech(1-0)
Quitxotic(2-0) vs. Neurologik(0-1)
Rocladii (1-1) vs. T-Stylez(0-0)
Antic(2-0) vs. Artik Phrost(2-0)
ChosenOne13(1-1) vs. Grifta(1-1)
Top Punchez/Topical From Week 3!
1)Gopha vs. Antic :
ANTICz-CRAZY-WHEN-ON-MICz? plz, hes been known to VANISH-PLAINLY-IN-STRONG-FIGHTz
so when tha punchez hit, ya 'ARM-OUTTA, NEVER WORK AGAIN' like the 'SPANISH-NAVY-WENT-ON-STRIKE'
(Armada)
2)Anesthetic vs. KraZy :
My Punchez? Ya Can't See-These, Leave Ya 'Smoked' Like Weed-Leavez, With A Barrel Called The 'BlockBuster' Like 'A Movie Release'
I'll 'Leave His Hide Wrapped Around A Tree' Like 'Indian Teepees' When I 'Stomp Krazy' Like 'Shattering Gnarls Barkley CD's'!!!
3)SiiNiDe vs. nemesis:
Got The Fam sig, but not even Rated As Nice!! Dude know he lost, HE STATED IT TWICE!!!
Fuck! Against K?? You Debatin' Ya Life! Cause I'll "Forcfully Eat This Pussy" without Rapin' Ya Wife!!!//
4) Shoalin vs 1_G-MC
I Keep an EYEON raise an Get CASTiN The BLADES Treat My Guns Like RUSSIAN exPLOSIONS and BLAST IN YAKAGE
then Skip Through This TASSLE OF AGE when my fist SMASH THROUGH ya BRAIN ill Drop Bagged Rice Like AFRICAN AID!
Topical Drop Of The Week:
MANE wrote:
... . . Enter the mind of the future's ever-growth from Choatic to placid.. dubbed rebirth..Enter the year 3k....
*...3.....2......1....BOOOOOOM*
An empty sky scarred with sins, pollution drenching lungs and skin,
Revolution in the air constrasting the Overlord but there is no win,
Missle set and ready to launch, last thoughts race to the track's end,
But the time is lost, hearts stop, They take the last breath for men,
The moment frozen, life paused, As a sliver in the sky drops to send-
Death...guided by a path initiated by the ironic military intellegence,
Red rivers flowing- filtered with blood, From war to slave work,
All this won't matter in seconds to come, just turned to vapors,
Toxic with hate and greed, oppresion, pollution, disregarded nature,
you look off into the distance, Smoke rises collidin' with the horizen,
Industrial mountains black with tar, green is scarred, life is dyin',
A flash of atomic combustion blazes oxygen, God just watchin' them,
Flesh and bone incinerated leaving a thick layer of ash on all ends,
A billion souls crying out to the world they once took granted,
Wishing new seeds could be planted, They formed into one man with-
a force Not even God could describe, This is how God came to be,
This is how life is made to breathe, thrive, and change with dreams,
-Thank you-
Upcoming Title Matches:
Heavyweight
Gopha (2-0) Vs Anesthetic (2-0)
Middleweight
SiiNide (3-0) Vs Abilities (3-0)
Lightweight
Nemesis (1-1) vs X (0-2)
Power Rankings:
5. Abilities (3-0) - Middleweight
Now this guy is FLYING under the radar right now. Not many people are paying attention to his skill, however he has quietly maintained an unbeaten record against quality opponents such as Dime. He's got some VERY clean wordplay (Cleaner than most) and his style works in multis naturally. Who knows what this kid can do if he pieces together a few more weeks of fire verses? He faces some stiff competition this week in SiiNide, but hey, maybe he moves up to Heavyweight soon.
4. Shoalin (2-1) Heavyweight
Shoalin has become one of the major Heavyhitters over the past few months. After dropping his inaugural battle of the Text League to SiiNide, Shoa has been steadily climbing the ranks. His no-show drop against Young Rice this week was fire for an Austrailian. He truly is the best poster child the Gay and Lesbian alliance has had in a long while.
3. SiiNide (3-0) Middleweight
I'm so glad I called it. This guy has become a beast, just like I said he would. Nice drops consistently pushes this guy into the #3 spot this week. Keep it up.
2. Antic (2-1) Heavyweight
I swear, this guy doesn't get the recognition he deserves. Dropped his first battle, but it was against Gopha, and how many people can say that they've beaten that guy. (Me soon, hopefully.) His short bar style is crazy, because he packs punches just as hard as the next guy, without compromising flow like most emcees do. His wordplay is bananas too. Give this guy a title shot in a few weeks. Please.
1.~*Tie*~ Anesthetic (2-0) Heavyweight, Gopha (2-0) Heavyweight
Shouldn't really come as any surprise that either of these two emcees are being ranked number one. Couldn't pick one over another, so why not have a tie? Both of these headz drop fire. Gopha, the KING of the punchline, and Annie, the KING of wordplay. ( 8) ). The battle this week should be one for the record books.
Shoalin Takes over for a Bit
Most Notable Beefs:
Shoalin An Young Rice
Cause? Yougn Rice Returned to the website rather egotistical,
shoalin stated some facts towards rice and rice did not like this.
rice then Dropped Ninja Disecstion (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=44366&start=0)
too which shoalin battled rice, To Which Rice No Showed (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=44361).
Rice the posted another diss directed at shoalin, Called Zero To Sixty (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=45620).
Shoalin Then responded with SuShi. (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=45622).
The Pair Squared the beef off with help of a nuetral friend (ahh swoop pen) and Then United to Take down a bigger fish.
This Was Just In Time as rumour has it Shoalin had 223 bars ready aimed at sinis, rice and juju.
Beef Status= SQUASHED!
Rapdogs.com Vs Lil_touch
why? this man was a straight up faggot, nobody liked him and 2 pages of diss forum are about
him. there are such a significant number of shit drops dissing him i dont have time to list, so ill put up the best
1. GTecH- The Capricous stunt (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=45992)
Beef Status= dead
SiiNiDe Vs Cool C
why? Cool C and siinide is the same as rice and shoalin, old vets un able to handle the new
powers so they beef. alot of words where flung around, cool c and Siinide battled resulting in cool c being TKO'd (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=45888&start=0)
SiiNiDe Came back twice Diss (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=46239)
and Its a Shame (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=45835)
Beef Status= Still as real as ever
Anesthetic Vs The RD2 battlers
Why? Cause annie is a straight up asshole, no doubts.
he just dissed alot of people and it was sick.
Waltzing on water (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=45208)
beef Status= SQUASHED!
WHAT TO WATCH! IF YOUR FAT OR BORED
3. Rocky
2. Norbot (the eddie murphy one)
1. Ghost Rider
so thats what they think?
AHH SWOOP PEN
NewEmcee Says:
Yes, he coo'; sneaky bastard stole my underpants like 6 times. He battles Like Crazy all the goddamn time.
I bitch slapped him 10 times for acting gay, oh and he jerked off on my mom like twice. *the rest is too rude*
Yung Money Says:
Ahh Swoop Pen, in my opinion has the most unique style on this site, and probably is one of the best newbies here.
He knows just what to do when it comes to nameplay in a battle, he always comes with the most unexpected punchlines.
And by far has elevated quicker than most emcees.
Abnormal Says:
Ahh Swoop Pen is dope in my opinion. Very under-rated. Probably one of the top three battlers on the site at the moment. Thats my homeboy from back when we were both in Phuh Que. Sick Mc period.
Where They At?
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MIA:
undissable
RipDaJacka
The_Butcher
Absolute.