1 SPOT LEFT IN THE VERBAL ASSUALT LOOKIN FOR HOTTNESS

[yo-yo's-r-us]

SPIT UR ILLEST PUNCHLINES AND I WILL LET U KNOW WHATS UP
YO-YO'SR-US
(VERBAL ASSUALT)

[OK KID]

Aye I think I got what your lookin for hit me up befor I leave or befor I sign to a nother crew

[OK KID]

You know me its man man hotta then day-tona
gold grill gold watch
and gold J jonas
talyor made 23's on my feet
and I got the price of the strippers
You nigg@s just cant beat
so dont front on me
dont even try to test me G
you know you cant F#CK wit a true P. I. M. P.

[yo-yo's-r-us]

NAW SORRY SON THIS IS A PUNCHLINE GROUP U DIDNT HAVE NO HOT PUCHLINES

[venom-isss]

hey bud lemme in on dis shit
sounds good

[yo-yo's-r-us]

AIGHT SON SPIT YA HOTTEST

[June Black]

OK..... lemme try...

15 and i be spittin off tha dome when rappin//
teen millionaires its been known ta happen//
twist in the whip got guns like gatolins//
hitchu in the hip now ya frame collapsin//

got the burna unda the rug imma grab it//
cock back the .38 snub and let em have it//
cause controversy divide the nation//
'cold steel' send faggots into 'hibernation'//

it say newbie next ta name but June know the game//
my flow like acid rain ya shit like 'novacain'//

i aint feelin it at all if you know wut i mean//
spit for 'Olajuwon' yo i flow 4 'the Dream'//

....... and thas my light work..... the Punchline Champion

[lilslur]

yo
yo


in dis rap game they callin me a newbie.
but 2 b honest i'm a f+cken extrordinaire,
there aint sh*t u can do besides sit back admire and stare,
and wish u had half da shit i got,
i'm going prove 2 ya dat i got dis rap game on lock,
and if i got da chance i'd be high risen,
a crazy muthaf*cka trying 2 pick a fight wit mike tyson,
getting drunk and driving wit out a licence,
and i'm a high school skippie but i dont care,
done punked out freddy kruger in his own nightmare!

[DeadlyAssassin]

Yo let me try

[PeRfeKtion]

Intro.....

yo.....

yo...


Intro w/e......

|....You Still Want Ya Spot, Nah Ya Just Gettin Shooked, You Can't Even See Me And Ya UnderLooked...
I Heatin The Temperature Cas U Gettin Cooked, B I Already Know Ya Gay Lines Like Seekin Chapters In Boring Books...|
|.....Ya An Error Glitch Like Screwed Up Star Wars Droids, Im Quick To Strike Ya Ploids.....
Im UnLoaded But Im Still Ready Floid, But I'll Leave Ya Empty Like Ya Name Void.......|

....:::Alright Warm up Over:::....
|....Void's Feelings Is Nothing Even With Extensions, Ya Always Missing The Mark Like Popular Girl Boy Obesions....
Ya Rhymes Never Equal Mine So Stop With Ya Connections, Cas Ya Flow Never Makes Sense Like Goths At Baptist Convections.....|
|....I've Got You On Run But This Aint High Speed, This Is Demand And Supply My Needs....
Ya Ain't Quick To Stop Me So Pleed, Cas I Stay Eatin My Oppenets Like Lions With The Feed...|
|....Like Nerds You Need Pocket-Protectors, Cas I Rip Legs Off Like Removing Sprocket-Connecters.....
Ya Ain't for This But Im An Inspector, But Peeps Never Want To Be On Ya Side Like President Electors....|




Void means empty... i need a crew..

[Sham]

i dont wanna get involved in any wanksta shit , i dont wanna get shot in a drive by hit , thats why at nights i think , and , i sit , how did Tupac put up with this shit? , this is a riddle , hold your pistol , im not Eminem , im a white skittle , let the beats go , this is my flow , if your feelin me then say , hey yo , hold up you gotta wrong , im more of a rapper , fuck singing , i stay alive and continue to be , the illest motherfuckin white MC , all right , this group sounds tight , if your intrested in me , then give me a buzz , iiight!

[yo-yo's-r-us]

UPPIN FOR MORE PEOPLES

[Norris]

Whats up... Newbie here... never done this before...been rappin for about 5 years... I"m 19 from Indy... U don't got me on ya crew...ur missin out...I'll slay these other cats...and I'm all about the punchlines baby...Here's my audition...

I'm introducin myself, my name is Norris, whats up???
I'm a white boy from the country and I'm fire as fuck
I'm steady gettin my cut, I'm always blowin the dro
Quarter pound in the trunk, roll a blunt for the road
I smoked that bitch and I'm stoned, but I just gotta get blown
Roll to that hoe's around the corner, I wanna see if she's home
I know she's not full grown, but she be givin me dome
From the time I walk in, till the time I go home
You hear the slick when I talk, you see the pimp when I walk
My raps are said to be simplistic, but clever and dark
I'm the newest rap phenomenon
And I'm about to drop a album that'll make so much cheese,
I'll call it parmesean
A fuckin classic till I'm dead and gone,
I write a song, make a hit, spit my lit, u suck a dick, I'm never wrong
I'm a fuckin rap Giant!!!
And I'm bout to bend mad bitches over like my name was Kobe Bryant
U can't lie can't deny it...
That I'm gonna put every single one of these bitches on the dick diet....

Peace...Norris

[yo-yo's-r-us]

sorry more punchlines

uppin for more people

[yo-yo's-r-us]

need 1 to 2 more people and im done

[June Black]

Yo fuck dis nigga and dis assed out board... aint a nigga on here spittin hotta than me... so FUCK you yo-yo... and ya bitch ass crew... ONE

[Creny]

Yea fam holla at cha boy you lookin for the hottest im from Ohio the Dubb next to Cleveland me an my niggas droppin a album soon its close to done look out for ABSTRACT MINDZ - ART IMITATIN LIFE just holla at me I can email a couple tracks off da album you gont be like woooooooooo! cuz this shit is hot!

[Creny]

Abstract m-i-n-d-z im comin from the d-u-double B I be dat nigga key you niggaz flows like a fetis undeveloped an so we came to save the game you niggaz lookin fo da fame just turn it up an listen pay attentin to the shit we spittin leave the booth smellin like spinach my clothes rekan dro spittin shit about this life dat I know!!!! Holla at cha boy yall you need anotha real ass n****

[Creny]

Abstract m-i-n-d-z im comin from the d-u-double B I be dat nigga key you niggaz flows like a fetis undeveloped an so we came to save the game you niggaz lookin fo da fame just turn it up an listen pay attentin to the shit we spittin leave the booth smellin like spinach my clothes rekan dro spittin shit about this life dat I know!!!! Holla at cha boy yall you need anotha real ass n****

[J Frost]

i usually roll solo online but i m a drop couple bars for ya....

dog need my rap sheet just look for any post i m blazin~in/
leave emcees stuck up shits creak like Ron Jeremy in Jenna Jameson/

heartless mofucka dismember your body and leave you mother weeping/
use your head to clean my turf ~ now you really street sweeping/

dog i dont do this for fun i was born to fuckin rap/
after haters lose their head they put their eyes on their shoulders just to watch their back/

i m a loyal nigga always down for my set [ crew ]/
make niggas put they eyes on their shoes so they watch where they step/

aight i aint gonna post no more but thas some ish for ya....want some more check this post http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?p=39626#39626

holla

[Da Krucificta]

cavin in ya chest ta uncova the roar and rumble~ya stumble~while i remain humble~my flows growl, ya shit mumbles~whispering willows bestow as i rape flows, like ripped clothes-smokin indo-known for fatalities and john does~many know me as the name stated as my user id~quick ta leave a bitch nail to a cross bruised and bloody~whipped and ripped of ya title, crowned with lethal thorns, til the point ya unrecognizable of ya usual form~the only difference in tha ending ya wont see da ressurection~casue when i end ya lease, there will be no correction, no protection-of ya ass while im rippin it into ta millions of pieces~flippin it like bricks, till ya throwin up ya feces~wit each beatin, i inflict, my spittin toll increases~comin at me gully, will cause the murda of ya nephew and nieces~so watch were ya step, it just might be ta me~unless ya dying wish is ta be gutted mutally~~this rap shit aint new ta me~bring ya whole fuckin crew ta me~and ill make ya men out to be asses, that were rapped brutally!

[yo-yo's-r-us]

IM COMIN DOWN TO MY FINAL ONE HAVE PATIENCE EVERYONE MEANTIME MORE PEOPLE DROP SOME

[JAGuar]

Hey YO YO i wanna try
here it goes

i'm cool i wanna rap wit da verbal/
assault because i'm not scared to cook a gerbal/
nigger i got gunz and knives/
that are sharp enough to kill make you think your still alive/
this is superduper like i had the powers of neo/
and i spit nothin but HOTLINEZ like callin Ms.Cleo

yah!!! i win

[Cool c]

my turn

im the co co//!
better know how to spell it
take my ice//!
stab you in your neck and make you yell it//!


i won im the newest in verbal ass lollololololoolololololoolo

[Norris]

I don't even need a fuckin punchline...check it....

My raps are dark and just twisted...I'm so sick and demented...
Let me just flo for a minute, I'm like Hov when I spit it...
You know, fo sho, I'm go rip it, this game is fuckin legistic...
They say my raps are simplistic, but I'm gone keep it realistic
These rappers call me a cracker.... I'm all that and a biscuit
I'm bout to turn all these rappers... into a fuckin statistic
And if I wasn't so gifted, then nobody would listen
But life will keep your wishin ass standin over some dishes
You know I'm stickin these bitches, I'm just rollin in riches
I be coppin the digits, I be flippin the switches
You best believe it homey, I've been fuckin your Mrs....
So what you gonna do about it, you'll be needin some stiches

Norris

[J Frost]

my turn

im the co co//!
better know how to spell it
take my ice//!
stab you in your neck and make you yell it//!


i won im the newest in verbal ass lollololololoolololololoolo

hmmm...
from the depths of hell J Frost the don~straight form lucifers blood did he spawn/
brought to VERBALLY ASSAULT those who RUN ON boards from the cold KNIGHT like a CHESS PAWN/ [ run on equals run your mouth...if yah dont know now ya know ]

only need two lines to deminish what VERBAL ASSAULT had long finish....aka CHESS CLUB...lol :twisted: :twisted:

[Juice]

I'm young but I got what you need


I'm the most hated highly imitating person alive
Forget water and sunlight you need me to survive
I'll hit any team by myself I'm built 4 war
I choose to be gun clapper so I sleep with a 44
kick in your door hands up face down
My own mother think I'm crazy call me a descrace now
My attitude like a bad case of the flu
because I'm sick with it I ran the streetz and did sh*t you couldn't do
I'm a young O.G. I live my life like I'm 38
I carry a 38 that's dirty Jersey's state

[yo-yo's-r-us]

ANYMORE COMERS?

[full-courze]

yo i think i can spit check me out

yo yo yo yo alight

chicken,grits,and greennn beannnns
VA is dat teammmmmmmm
we will get dat creammmmm
hit you wit dat beammmmmm
it may seemmmmmmm
like i just popped on da sceneeeeeeee
but i've been here a whileeeeeeee
i'm hot and wildddddd
and i'm finshed nowwwwwwwwww

yo that shit was hot as hell you anit got 2 tell me

[Profecy]

Profecy's the name....yo

Yo i spill enough blood to fill the great lakes of michigan/
My lyrics are to Mc's like diabetics to insulin/
Don't touch rap! a lot of these cats just acts/
My flow hard to follow like dutch maps/
OOooppps ya crutch snapped in 2 what happened dude/
lyrically abuse you, ya rhymes left black and blue/
ya cyphers hung, PROFECY can hide the sun/
make you feel suicidal, call 9-1-1 and provide the gun/
ya style is plain-n-simple, my rhymes'll drain ya mental/
burnt beyond recognition, family can only claim you dental/
drag a pin across ya forehead to get my point across/
more MC's get hauled off then accidents in motocross!/
put me on ya team, i'll transform ya crew to a democracy/
no stoppin me "period" unless you an "apostrophy"/
i spit a styles that free in 2 seconds it's philosophy/
15 years old from Chi-town but you can call me PROFECY/

[Hadez]

This is a battle between me and another cat name Correct, this is my part.......dont be trippin.....my name on that forum is insomnia.....hope peeps dont think im bittin.....



..................Startin to warm up, Correct lookin scared...............

Let us "Correct some problems, and inflict some pain,
how this bitch gon` win, "if he can`t even write his name"/


..................What`s that smell, ow mayn.....Correct go change your drawers.....................

He`s past the Faze Of Denial, shit!, We all see you have issues,
Clamin to be a Disfunctional MasterMind, that`s why you write rhymes that have been~used/

You look like you just "Ate The Encyclopedia", wordplay got you soaked~in,
But this time you "Forgot To Swallow", now "Insomnia Got You Chokin"/

I spit "Toxic shit, thats why I have problems with Tony Blair,
Im gettin "Radio~Active, but when you rhyme, it spells out "Off~Air"/

You was once a "G", but became an "Air Head", so you lost all "Gravity",
Your site was so popular that the only 2 Registered was U and Me/

By being Raised~and~Abused, Only in the Fags Community you`re Praised~and~Re-used,
Insomnia leavin Defiance Galores Members Fucked Up and Confused/

Sleep~Less gon` keep this Cross~Dress Queen of Pop underneath the Elite~Class,
Your still the best when you Flip~Mets at the reunion of The Dyckridin~Vets/


.............Hey where`s Correct! ? ! ? ! ?........Damn!................

"Correct" me if im wrong, but you just "got ate like Corn~Flakes",
no need to give up mayn, you should try out how much Porn~Makes//

[Norris]

One more time...

Now watch the eyes of this white boy glisten, now let me tell you what the rap games missin...everybody wishin just to have a vision of me... Hata's bitchin cause they bitches always kissin on me...You know you wishin to be, just eventually, the creme of the crop, on top, just listen to me...My styles against the grain, my flow is insane, I got game, spit flame, make it stick in ur brain...

Norris...AKA Rashawn C

[Sparks]

I aint as other's they dont give there best/
look at me im clear ill rip the bullets out of ur chest/
Im pure darkness u cant count for rest/
And u wont find jumping from east to west/
Like a pest/
Here that was a text/
Really plz dont get in a complkex/
I will fucking kill u like a t-rex :evil:

[Cold Venom]

yo heres a lil sumfin i spat against an opponent in a battle couple of dayz bak. Take dis as my verse and holla bak!

ay yo here we go ho, ill do dis without a crew//
ur mouths like an ass hole, opens to release poo//

so keep dat shit hole stitched, ur battlin no joker//
dis is sum serious stuff, like ur mum wid strip poker//

and ur style is nuttin, i neva get underrated//
uve been spittin for years, and still aint elevated//

ur on my hit list bitch, and im gon break yo limbs//
i seen u spit before, sounds like sum shit poems//

so go wid ur lil flow, lets see u spit at me//
dis guy spits flows wid da help of a dictionary//

i aint finish dissin, i aint even started//
u belong in my ass, came out when i farted//

"i wanna battle skill", dats wot u sed b4//
now look at my lyrics, dere whoopin u hardcore//

i will neva bak down, i always retaliate//
u have no dignity, I take ur bitch out to dates//

don’t even mention guns, ull end up lifeless dead//
roast ur bitch ass gimmick, till u turn crusty red//

in a "emcee contest", ur name will enter last//
coz u completely suck, like ur moms hairy ass//
do wot u usually do, drop da mic and jus pass//
u seriously need help, u need promotion class//

i dont even need guns, to get ur ass killed//
u cant match my verse, u jus get out skilled//
so heres da fvkin deal, u go out selling pills//
and den u get repaid, buy gettin ur ass drilled//

[yo-yo's-r-us]

anymore takers

[DA 2JD]

yo wat up
i spit a couple of wat i think r punches...

yo-yo's-r-us u gay ass degenerate, u aint shit uve proved dat in many occasions
sending u to damnation, fuckin bitch screams wen he raped at da station
passionately loves to scream, gettin it from da back wit sex utilities
couldn't rip a raw track, even if he had million dollar facilities
dont take it personaly, but right now ur a wak ballistic genius
take it how u want it.. coz ur a mc who cant diss without mentioning da word penis
haha.. truth hurts, more lyk ur scarful back, gettin hardcore stains up ur bum
then gettin ur mum to lick ur bf's cum, killing her slowy, coz da fact she got cum in her lungs
laugh to see her die, lets hope ur next, coz u fo real u cant drop dope text, hahaha...laughter is killin me
see her die without tranquility.........ur next coz u know wats reality...

dats it ... aint my best but yeah just a few punches .. well wat i rekon r punches...

[513_yungunna]

Yo rhymez hav no effect like a placebo/
My rhymez pack mo power than that of Dee-Bo/
I smoke my dro in the wind like I wuz Cee-Lo/
Bust toolz at foolz like i wuz Al Pacino/
Empty everything there iz up in da magazine/
Neva missin when i bust i'm aimin fo yo spleen/
Wipe the blood up off my sneaks i like to keep dem clean/

[yo-yo's-r-us]

lol comon peeps bring it harder than that

[301iceman]

Yo this the iceman reppin 301 holla back if ya think these lyrics sik


ok yall step back, lemme show ya how its done
im good with a gun, but betta-at freestylin'
im droppin bombs on ya like afghanstaaan
lyricly guided so you know they hittinnnn
im white dawg but im still spittin
cuz i got too much shit on my minnnnnd
i be thinkin bout crime, allllll thhhe timmme
only eviidence left is my rhymessss
trust me dawg, i aint lyingggggg
dont believe me look at ya family crying
only thing left of ya, is white outlinnnnne
people like ya step ta me all the timmmmme
so i gotta drop all these lines,
hit you by surprise like a landmine
confuse ya minnnnd, make ya blinnnnnd,
so i can ya out in one time,
i got all these-friends of mine,
they like to see people like you dying
cuz trust me, yall cant even grind
so dont be tryin
mess with me im o'n' leave ya lyinnnng
face down, trust the burner will leave ya fryinnnn
raps like these made ta shinnnne
im hidinnnn and waitttinnn
if ya see me son its too late to runnn
cuz ya already in the sight of my gunnnn
try, and learnn young
301's new but putting dawgs down like veterannnns
we startinn an undergrounddd rebellionnnn

[301iceman]

yo look at this bitch cold vennom
why can't ya keep goin on with the rhyme?
man, all you doin is spitin two lines
how ya expectin to takin people out with gay lines
that dont even rhyme?
i aint afraid, and ya can take ya time
try and think of a good line
spend of a whole day thinkinnn
but yall know when im freestylin, im more dangerous than a gun
so look at it this way, ive already won
ya wish ya could run, but ya frozennnn
in place cuz ya aint carryinnnn heat sonnn
and mines got automatic action
im demolishin you like an abondoned buildinnnn
steppin to me, its like steppn to a gun,
im like a bomber taking out everyone
innocent bystanders can get sommmme
all i leave behind is destructionnnn
yea ya right i dont need a gun
i can kill ya one on one,
with my hannds
ya grab ya crew if ya want some fun
dont matter cuz im takin outta everyonne
all it meannnns itll b a clean exterminationnn
newayz 301 boyz, we dont run
im sik wit with it like And 1
steppin in this shit, and destroyin the forum

[yo-yo's-r-us]

pleeeezzzeee some punchlinezzzzz

[Lost Soul aka Holton]

When it comes down to us battling I will leave you in a moment of of weakness,
I'll have you on the ground praying like your in a church full of preachers,
I'm like a giant in this rap game,
I'll leave your jaw loose like duces in a crap game,
I'm sitting here ryhiming and fighting,
Spitting shit that will he niggas hard like a left hook from Mike Tyson,
You may be small in this rap game but I stand tall like a Tennessee Titan,
When it's all said and done i'm like fuck it,
But when it's over I'm gonna leav you cooked like Denver Nugget

[LuisDiamante]

feel the hottness im heated like im jobless//
heated like chromed out objects//
heated like summertime projects//
my bars is so sick its obvious i put heart in it. ..

you want punchlinez ill do you one better n spit knifes//
nah one better n bring nines, no one does it better than I//
flow is ill, rhymez is real, ecetera i am live like acoustics//
raw metaphor fluent the talent speaks foolish//
i do it well when i do it, d - i - a aka the truest//

pre spit (nothing Crazy)

[Cold Venom]

haha ice man dont make me luagh man, i aint got time 4 u.....
go bak in to da freeza and keep ya nose outta my binizz!

[yo-yo's-r-us]

i guess theres just no one with talent :cry:

[Obi Lon]

punchlines? I can punch lines..


My rhymes are infectious n I'll leave ya sick with a cold like I was spittin ill frees(freeze) in my bar,
scar ya self esteem cuz you handle pussy like a blind person in traffic - ya don't get very far !

I swoop through the skies so quick - call me haley's comet and-
Fuck a 'pacemaker', you couldn't 'stay on beat' if your 'life depended on it'

youre worse than a bitch on her period, get off the rag,
my rhyme is from 'england', the way i 'smoked this fag'

[~.:DECE MONEY:.~]

You Betta Bring ~total Fitness~ Or Run To ~bally's~//
Fill You Wit So Many ~shellz~ You Sware You ~sally~//
[i]ex: Bally Total Fitness- The Thoung Twister Sally Sells Sea Shells By The Sea Shore But Word Use Makes It Shells From A Gun[i]

Weak Or Complex?? Here Ill Help Ya You ~simple~//
The Only Time You Get Shit Poppen Is Poppen Ya ~pimples~//

Punches Left You Bleedin Like Menstration, But Ill Leave A ~cramp In Ya Lyrics~//
I Killed You Dont Feel Bad Im Just Gonna ~dampin Ya Spirit~//

my lyrics be retracked ya neck till it ~brakes~//
the only time you clap back is playen ~paddy cake~//

you need to only speak when i tell u to ~talk~//
didnt ya ever kno you crawl before ~walk~//
punches bringin you down like ~black hawk~//

im bringin ya destruction caz u can barly ~lyrically spit~
give u religous rhymes u still be ~spirtualy shit~//

[EnCredible]

read my post and see how my battling is if u want me holla back