MOST SICKES'T PUNCHLINE'S EVER

[SPARKY]

I'M OLD SKOOL ''IT AINT NO 313 , FREE WORLD /
OR DOING SHIT IN DA POOL , I'M EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL AND I DON'T RAP AS A FOOL/

MY HIGHT LINE'S ARE WITH U
AND I WON'T FORGIVE U,COUSE I WILL LAY LOW
SO U MOTHER FUCKER'S LISTEN UP TO MY FLOW


AND CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT IS ACTUALLY OLD-SKOOL WHAT DO U HAVE TO RAP AABOUT :mad:

[kL!k4kL!k]

...You must 'die' while you spit, cuz your tracks 'whack'
...Bitches 'hit' me at '16' like i was playing 'blackjack'....

...You must 'die' while you spit, cuz your tracks 'whack'
...Bitches 'hit' me at '16' like i was playing 'blackjack'....

lmao. sick.

[9milli]

I'M OLD SKOOL ''IT AINT NO 313 , FREE WORLD /
OR DOING SHIT IN DA POOL , I'M EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL AND I DON'T RAP AS A FOOL/

MY HIGHT LINE'S ARE WITH U
AND I WON'T FORGIVE U,COUSE I WILL LAY LOW
SO U MOTHER FUCKER'S LISTEN UP TO MY FLOW


these have got to be the worst punches ever made

no disrespect or nuttin haha

[SPARKY]

UR O.K CLIK4CLIK COUSE U LOOK NASTY LIKE SOMEBODY WOULD THROW A BRICK ON U'R DICK .

[9milli]

u tryin to spark some shit i'm sly like a narc wit bricks
u can't bark to this cus i'm ill i shud be on 106 n park wit this

[SPARKY]

o.k 9milli u,ve had u'r time tha problem is nona that shit rhyme/
o.k 9 mili u'r sitting there and working on u'r freestyle but the shit still aint clever/
u should die forever/ :evil:

[9milli]

the whole fuckin thing rhymed man u need to work on ur punches check it

this fag reppin tha chess club n u gonna get ur chest stuck
u should've worn a vest chump n brought ur best pump
i bin playin death trumps n this card i got says ur the next one

[Cynikal_Gonz]

Rhymes So Sick I'm "Bad-For-Yah-Health", While the Only time this Kat Ever 'Penetrates a Line' Is When He 'Opens the Slit' and Starts "Finger-Fucken-Himself!!"//

[9milli]

good shit CG lemme throw sumthin real quick off the cuff b4 i go eat

i'm so armstrong i'll stretch ur neck n spit lines to make ya melt
when i wet ur chest it'll look like u wearing saint nics felt

peace

[kL!k4kL!k]

haah thx 1/2 man half amazing, and nice punches 9mille...

sparky, go die in a fire...jp you just plain suck tho

lmao

lemme spit 1 first..

Call me 5-0 cuz thats the tally of our votes when i pop...
Im like a 'deer with a semiautomatic', cuz i 'buck shots'.. heh

[Krooked Kon]

I got MEAT CLEAVERS and KEEP HEATERS
That'll lift your Soul(sole) up out you like CHEAP SNEAKERS

[Cynikal_Gonz]

Provoke~My~Glock?, you must be Smokin~Rock, I'll make it *HARD for you to BREATHE* while you *Choke~On~C.o.c.k.*
Approach~My~Block then your body'll Hold~The~Shots and leave ya *arms off* like a *Broken~Clock*

[J-White]

one of my punchlines i have used in a battle before but its ill




u need to learn to 'suck-up-the-pain',
or u will be 'stuck-in-the-rain',
only time ya gurl gets wet is when u 'fvck-in-the-rain',


holla back

[Outlandish]

You dissed my ride for its factory speakers
At least I don't shop at Wal-Mart for my shirts, socks and sneakers

[nod2flow]

nice ones KL and 9 milli

[kL!k4kL!k]

thxx

[Sniper]

a-yo i'll rob you until you broke then im out/fuck your chick and drop off my yoke in her mouth/my flow like a nuns pussy mad tight /im short but you wanna be emcees look up too me like if i was shaq's height//


im starting my own crew KONVIKZ so holla at me

[Sniper]

...You must 'die' while you spit, cuz your tracks 'whack'
...Bitches 'hit' me at '16' like i was playing 'blackjack'....



yo son you aight but i wanna battle to let you kno was up
holla at me

[Suspense]

Talk shit I unload clips from a crazy mental//
Convert my guns to buddishm and pray at ya temple//

When I step up in the room emcees give me blank stares//
I'll run circles around emcees forever like def kids in musical chairs//

[INFORMATION]

Use your blood to draw your portrait-n-watch the stencil-drain-ya//
Like Philly? i'll stick number 2 led in your neck and Pencil-vein-ya//

I spit bar-mines elevation level above where a star-shines//
rape you with "steel clocks" so you can see how it feels to "do hard-time"//

[kL!k4kL!k]

fine sniper..think u gonna win...set it up

[Sniper]

klik4klik you spit first 2 rounds 20 lines 3ko's no crew votes

[kL!k4kL!k]

lol 2 rounds...wtf in newbie forums..also, why do you wanna lose?

[Sniper]

lol 2 rounds...wtf in newbie forums..also, why do you wanna lose?i

i will never loose so post your punchlines and tell which forum and i will destroy

[-Devastatement-]

im sittin back, spitin punches for kicks
you 'soft' bitch,wouldnt be 'hard' if you was 'made' out of 'bricks'

[Obi Lon]

suspense, this was some funny shit dog:

''When I step up in the room emcees give me blank stares//
I'll run circles around emcees forever like def kids in musical chairs//''

lol at that shit

[lilslur]

DAT SHIT WAS STRAIGHT UP ILL DOG I GIVE U MAD PROPS

[SiNiS]

yo,

I rip emcee's who need hugs and act thug,
bit i cant judge the fact they'd rather pack fudge!

SINIS smokes one liners, over old timers,
beats week emcee's and scolds bold rymers!

S-I-N-I-S

[REDUCABLE]

"use my dick as a sundile cos my time has cum"
"cummin together like siamese prostitutes"
"cummin atchu like i sneeze out my dick"

~one of my own~
"my rap megahurtz like wavelength frequency, i frequently lick seeds, an my last line will leave you at the end of defeat like the letter T"

[Vexation]

Bow in my presence, if you don't I’ll burn you smoke you and use you for incense
For instants N-Somniak my partner in massacres, crash into buildings with hi-jacked planes full of passengers

[Severe-one]

seems some people don't know what punchlines are... :?

[REDUCABLE]

lol was that directed to me ? :oops:

anyway

even durin soundcheck we rock shit//
yall couldnt open up for us if yall were lock smiths//

[kL!k4kL!k]

LOL!!!^ the wacknesssss

Teach You a lesson and pierce your intestines like a belly-ring with no questions...
Write ya rymes im sketchin and like legless girls i got bitchess down for everything im suggestin..

[Baby_Tasha]

Lyricaly Toung-Lashing ya, bust holes delightfully,exposed, To bare skin
Throw diseased bodys Flung-Trashin ya, suppose you bare a grin

[kL!k4kL!k]

dman tasha not a punch..but a sick line.spit lines like that in battles and well all see how good u really are ;)

[P]

[quote="p"]
FUCK ALLEN I
WHEN I FLOW, HOMIE I'M DA ANSWER
SHOTTY WILL TAKE YA TOP OFFLIKE A PRIVATE DANCER :evil:

[REDUCABLE]

im sorry did you juss say copywrite was whack ?????? and then you produced that bar? oh fuck, hed shit on your best verse wit one bar

[REDUCABLE]

ive came to the conclusion you on your own dick

i accept your call out... you back down.....then call what you thought was mine whack...then produce a couple of whack lines, as you usually do.... why are you such a herb...get off your own dick faggit

[kL!k4kL!k]

:roll: haha bitch i backed down cuz your not worthy aka you suck aka get off my sack... faggot.. :shock:

wanna punchline battle me? Fine make a post bitch

[REDUCABLE]

a punchline battle? what is that like one bar...no thanxz...if your talkin bout a whole verse, what the fuck you usually throw...lol....and i dont see how im on your nut sack

[SiNiS]

yo,

one punchline:

I constantly see incompatent emcee's actin thug/
when they really be workin in hershey packin fudge/

two punchline:

hold your breath till you think of something fresh/
your flows rott success like dead carcass flesh/

three Punchline:

I been listening! has your rappin' started yet/
I think you should have started wit' an emcee starter set/

s-i_n-i_s

[yo-yo's-r-us]

you guys are too funny

[REDUCABLE]

bitches give me 'brains' and i blurt-inside-ye-face/
reg got more dimes than a church-collection-plate/

reg will make yall look lke 'bitches' when i 'hit yes'//
I spit 'hot on the track' like 'sydney olyimpics'//

[kL!k4kL!k]

Wanna try something? This faggot cant really 'fuck with me like 'dry humping'...
And before i decide nothing, ill leave reducable dead like 'evil kenevil', helll 'die stunting'....

:? just came out real fast na di felt like putting reds name in...FUCK YOU! HA! :o

[REDUCABLE]

::not mine::
sumpin like this
have ye heart in a different place like bad vacations...damn, yall need to learn from that nigga..wasta - fuckin ill

[BlaqJaq]

i didnt write this... but i think its ill...

aint never had a girl so engaged in self molestion
he feminen like 'elle' so 'ill' is outta the question

...get it?

[SiNiS]

my 3 win

[EnCredible]

my rhymes hit hard you can call em' MEGA HURTZ/
i ain't god but my bullets can give ya holy shirtz/

[Young Flusha]

some of mine i've used recently in battles...
they're aright


I always tell myself, “never let a homie beat ya
Or I’ll put red dots on him like mini pepperoni pizza

You think you could be a good rapper well here goes my prediction
You couldn’t be sick off your multiples (multi-pills) if you overdosed prescriptions

Ey yo your face filled with pimples looking like some ants took bites
Your skins so black that it even makes your pants look white

plus.. you choking so how does bein frozen feel?
This guys so fake I don’t even know if his nose is real

my punchlines hit you a bunch times and even start to form stripes
so many of them.. that you would think zorro just got in a sword fight

yo my crew watchin you they bout to follow ya home
that’s why you came to the stage choking, like you just swallowed a bone

He read my rap diary now he’s amazed by my abilities/
You wouldn’t have guns in your history even if you were raised by artillery//

[Baby_Tasha]

A tisket-a-tasket, ya played out like a limp-d*ck
I've beat ya twice, in one nite, sown up ya mouth wit a stitch
Throw-courpse outta site, and run home wit cha bitch~

[-Devastatement-]

'smokin cats' , you gettin 'high-off-hits' , you gonna be 'out' this tourney, die-,fall-quick
n' other words ,you finna 'bounce' ..cuz 'eatin pussies' got ya tounge 'tied' like I-'draw-licks' (hydraulics)*

[-Devastatement-]

I always tell myself, “never let a homie beat ya
Or I’ll put red dots on him like mini pepperoni pizza



haha...good bite...

llyod banks:

homie you can run , but the lights will beat ya
put red dots on you , like a slice of pizza...

yea...its a a mixtape song..."shits real"

[kL!k4kL!k]

:lol: you caught him..nice lol

[Cool c]

cool c

nigga yor flow stay of the wall like homeless people with clean draws//!



cool c

nigga you can never tracy me cause i stay deep in the magic//!
my punches stay elite like indian cheifs and hatches//!

tracy margrady-orlando magic b ball team)

[Trigo]

i throw rimes like a quaterback throws 'footballs',
my foot in yer balls will send ya 150 yards,

dosnt rime i know, just an idea that came to me, but couldnt find rime, it can rime if ya read it wit an accent, lol

my rimes weigh on my opponent it drags him down,
he couldnt get high smoking five bags of "ground"

close ur jackets cause im like a cold breeze
i'll congeal ur lungs which will make ur flow freeze,

aint the best i can spit, but it'll do

[Young Flusha]

yo i seriously never heard that one line from lloyd banks

i've heard alot with the whole red dots thing with g-unit and banks but i never heard the line about the pizza..

trust me i dont like biters and u can see that from what i tell people
i didnt even know that he made that line

but think wut u gotta think with that cuz im not a biter like some people from this site

[kL!k4kL!k]

i know you dont bite i was just playin... hehe

[-Devastatement-]

haha ill put the song on soundclick and post up here just to show you....matter of fact i will...

[-Devastatement-]

http://lyricwars.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=17725#17725
haha........

[Young Flusha]

i believe u that thats a real line but doesn't mean that i had to bite off it

we're talkin about almost two different things there .. see mine is: mini pepperoni pizza not a slice of pizza..

[kL!k4kL!k]

lol whats mini pepperoni...

[free2rhyme]

I'ma ‘Slap The Shit Outta Him’ like my “Palms A Laxative” if this Punk Gets Outta Hand..//
you get Dunked And Power Slammed! Cuz Reed “Drops A.K.” harder than a “Clumsy Taliban”//

[free2rhyme]

Mr. Fantastic can't "stretch around this", I win this section...
Imma call you "shot" just cuz your "down in the second!!!"...

[-Devastatement-]

its called a flip...and the slice of pizza sounds better any way....

[dysoriental]

Put an end to this before you do something foolish,
Call me rabbi, I’ll cut your head off like you were Jewish

What the **** was that? You call that spittin’ a rhyme?
Vanilla Ice had better lines when he was still in his prime

I can lay it down smooth like the Vaseline that you
Use on ya palms when you 'bate in ya dreams

Your flow's so weak ya pen’s shamed of you
Even Tom Green gets more laid than you

[Trigo]

not really punchlines dude

[Smooth_Tip]

I'm the cat that you see with the stainless reuger
Givin nightmares on elm street like i'm freddy krueger

You might see me on the block crunk shakin my locks
But when i'm pissed, i'm like the palsy...i'm shakin my glocks

[s-stylez]

i'll drink the punch out ya lines and insert//
then sell 'em for 1 cent that's all they worth//

just some wordplay real quick[/b]

[Stix]

Insane with the sentence structure, I'm the online cause of stress
Like take a true or false test when you take me you second guess...

lol

[~*Jkeith*~]

Insane with the sentence structure, I'm the online cause of stress
Like take a true or false test when you take me you second guess...

lol

Thats was coo...~1~

[Smooth_Tip]

I'm the reason that niggaz purchase modes of protection
But my gun's got a hard on, its a deadly erection

[Smooth_Tip]

Yes really, I throw hard bullets at soft targets,
So much ammo in store I can boost the stock market

[Smooth_Tip]

Niggaz come to fight but I don't think they really want it
Cuz tonight we hit the club deeper than the pussy of a skinny woman

[lukenukem]

your punches are falling short, like a boxer thats got leporasy
you couldnt make a lyric hit even if you were standing next to me

[holla at cha girl]

You call yourself a RAPPER? Is that MATTER LEGIT?\\
SCATTER words into a BATTER and make CHATTER to SHIT.\\

[dex]

j-white that was NICE!

[c_dub]

people talkin about, "they hot," I tell em to say they grace/
the truth is they flow so boring, i'd rather watch a nascar race/

[rap_ethics]

Sparky, you're lines r weak..try to make them rhyme next time.

[Dusty-D]

You Spittin outside, on the block in the summa.
While im up in A.C. In my new tricked out Hummer.

Holla at me... Feedback PLZ.

Dusty-D

[Weezel]

Sparky, you're lines r weak..try to make them rhyme next time.

you beat a few, ive beaten many, my raps are 'full' of content and yours are just 'skinny'/
i would go and diss your audio but whats that, oh yeah you dont have any!/

YOU BEAT A FEW, IVE BEATEN MANY, MY RAPS ARE FULL OF CONTENT AND YOURS JUST ASKINNY.
I WOULD GO AND DISS YOUR AUDIO BUT WHATS THAT, OH YEAH YOU DONT HAVE ANY.

[b-gizzle]

i strike quick,with hard kiks, duckin ice piks
bare knuckle men through fight pits,beat u lifeless






holla at me
C-DIZZLE

[$mall town kid]

dat was phat nice 1.

[aSiK]

these are mine:

"Just like ur bitch's pussy, ur lyrics are too flabby//
when it comes to applause, u get ur bitches's pussy clapping//

I should call you the Crack Don//
u always get Cracked on//
have u retarded with a crack of a snap-on//

[CEZAR]

I know with G*d all things are possiable/
but when im done; ya ass is lucky ta see a hopital

like royce da 5'9 said death is certain/
so Im quick ta piss ya life away and close the curtin/

I blaze hot like a furnise/
your not but i just saved a tone of money on car insurance

LoL that was a joke but kinda hot/creative/funny

[TriggeR]

Your punchlines are whack and your bars are simple
somebody better help this kid before he gets popped like a pimple

im just fishing for victims and you took the bait bitch
call me a waiter cause ill serve your ass anytime i dont need a plate

im new to the site but not to the game im a seasoned leader
you can try but the only time i go down is when im eating the beaver

you just the first stepping stone on my way to the "number 1 spot"
dannyj's a joke with about as much street cred as an undercover cop

this cat's committing suicide by challenging me, im gonna murder this nigga
you just put a gun to your head now guess who's gonna pull the TriggeR

[EmceeSmythe]

These are just two of my favorites...

The first one by Jurassic 5, from the song "Jayou":

Yeah, I shoot the gift puffin another cold spliff/
Fools are coming quicker than Anna Nicole Smith/
Malginant metaphors and ganja stay herbs/
We conjugate verbs and constipate nerds LIKE YOU/
I just really feel that line... probably because of 2na's sick delivery...

Another one I heard today:

For real~I~be dilligently killing the soliloquies of these millipedes that try to pass themselves off as ill~MC's/

That's Brother Ali... just liked those two lines.

[White_lye]

OR Go Bury Ur Head In The Sand, And For Masta T, Keep Ur Ass "Stickin Out"... Theirs A Key - To Beatin Me ...But Its Like A Needle In A Haystack...Go "Pick It Out!"...(mwhahahahhaaha)

Loki And The Word Genuis Manifested In Flesh, The Simularties Are "Uncanning"...If I Kicked Thru The Exit Door And You Landed On Your Feet, That Be, The Only WAY Ud Be Considered = "Out-standing" ...(DAMMMMNNN)

[White_lye]

Another One From My sig

"So You Think Pr IS The Artist Wit The Power To Knock All Unconscious - Well My Fist Got An Iq Of 150, Proof I Got The Smartest Punches....( hahahah) "

oh and Nice To See A J5 Fan!

[battery]

Nigga 'switch' so much admin should issue you a rap~'suspension'(switches/suspension)
Don't spit out yo cow's manure,need to use that crap~for~gentians(plants)

[BuffaloBizon]

Nice...I hate you smart people!

Yo listen up dawg cause this information is very vital|
You think your a pimp but you couldnt even sleep wit a judge on american idol|

A little lengthy but its classic.