Rapdogs.com's Biggest Surprise Ever ... Oh Boy *Gulp*...

[The Man In Your HeadZ]

I Have Something To Tell RD: ... :shock:

To BcTheCrook: After this I'd have ya smacked of the "Most-Hated" Throne & No-One will ever come close to me in a thousand years... Cause...

*Gulp* :? .. Warning: Please fasten your seat-belts.

Before I begin I'd like to point out a few things:

1. I am NOT GAY
2. I have NEVER BITTEN, CHEATED, OR VOTED for myself on any other account.
3. I Like playing PRATICAL JOKES
4. After Reading this I want the Admin to BAN ME. (Not an IP Ban, cause I'd like to come back & post, you know.. )
5. I AM currently At PEACE WITH EVERYONE on RD

Yeah, so. I've had it with battling, I find it boring now. A k.o? Boo-Hoo, good for me/you w/e. HOF means nothing, besides this damn website distracting me from my schoolwork...

Might As Well "Spill The Beans"... Note: Hold On Now

After watching the Film 8 Mile, I was crazy about Rap, Battling... etc. I went onto google, typed in "Rap Battle Forums".
Came Onto this site. Rapdogs.com... had no idea what the hell text battling was but, you know, I gave it a shot.

Lyrics & Blow are gonna hate me for this:
Yep, I first joining sometime Jan early this year as:

sc3black3: *gulp* that was whack. I came in all tough and shit, created beef with Blow & forced a battle with Lyrics, got K.O'd by both of them.

So I left sc3black3, lost the damn p/w. I came back as:

~Talkative Donkey~: Yep, that was me. I was the dumbass who created "THE 1,000,000 Posts Thread" w/e. Shyt was wack, and I still sucked at battling. Looking back now, I created a wack ass diss against:
Munchy, Nemesis14 & A.BoRmAL ...pffftt, I thought it was sick, looking back now, it really did suck. Sorry Guys... And so, I became bored, and in order to "SPICE THINGS UP", I thought, 'You know what? Why don't I just create another account, maybe have it a 'female', She could be my girlfriend, and then I'd become cooler...' So...

-Natasha-: Oh Boy. Yep you guessed it, that was me again. Again, I AM NOT GAY. I created this as a pratical joke. Boy did I do a hell lot of dickriding.. [King_Mc], X-clusive... *gulp* ehh, all for fun? But something was wrong, I thought, Natasha is not 'real enough' for RD, she should have a friend...So

~Madelyn~: Me again. You really hating me now aren't you? I really 'Pulled this one off' with Pictures & the works. I got Shaolin thinking I was a girl. But, you what? that still wasn't enough... I was gonna take things further so...

Please Fasten Your Seat Belts:

The 'CSULA' Gilrs...LMAO :shock: ..
http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=50428&start=0
Iva, Drew & *Sharene*... yep, these 3 were 'fakes' by me. & I got:

hellooooo ladies, would you like a european non-english lad to show you around? This is my temple and you shall have my protection... wuzzz good???? So, you're all in the same dorm or something? you rap? ...&

in the words of joey triviani "how you doin" lol welcome to rap dogs hope ye enjoy it ... :shock:

Look Guys, I'm sorry. Just Forgive & Forget.. :D

All that dickriding & what-not indeed got boring, so I thought, 'Screw this, lets get into some serious battling'... So

E.L.I.T.E.: Decided to get into the action. Ended up only spending about, what? 5 days on the site before leaving.. I thought the name sucks, I'm not getting recongized So...

Note: Alot of you will remember '?', because he created that "Continuation Of RD Members Dissed"...


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The Man In Your HeadZ: I was getting fed-up. I decided you know what, F-this! I'll come in beefing with everyone. I managed to get 'hated', went head-to-head with BcTheCrook, pissing everyone off. Who's the most hated now X?

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After all that shyt and what-not, I had actually learned alot about text battling & my knowledge on punches had grown. I decided I'd come back as...

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uN.dEfiNed: Rd's Illest Noob... Yep, me again. This account was like my 'Redemption Account'. I was gonna come-in 'humble' & so how my 'newly-aquired-skills' would turn-out... *Gulp* well, ironically, I really did get recongized. Had some of sick punches, good multies, wordplay and metas. All was good, until I decided to leave. I dunno why, I just wanted to leave. So I lied, I said I couldn't afford internet, and I'm hating myself for that... Sorry:

LYRICS, Nemesis14, [King_Mc], G-Tech, Cats_Pajamas...

So that was that. But I for some reason, I felt an urge to COME BACK. It was like an ADDICTION. Shyt!...

So... :?

Metallic Man & STaTiS are my latest accounts...

Conclusion:

I know this has come as a Major Suprise to many, and I'm not exactly happy or proud about this but...

I'm screwed. I'm hated, and I'm hating myself. I had to let it out, shyt, it was becoming a burden to heavy to carry.
Ban me, All my accounts. But not an IP Ban cause yes I do want to come back and post.
I've changed. No more new accounts. Admin, Moderators keep a regular check on my IP address w/e.

Apology:

I'm sorry to everyone. I really was taking advantage of the 'INTERNET'. I sorry to all those I beefed with, & swore at for no particular reason. Please Forgive me... :D

w/e.

That's it. I got nothing left to say, but if you need proof, here...

[~Talkative Donkey~]

Boy, You're In Deep Shyt kid... :D

[-Natasha-]

What's going on? ...

[STaTiS]

Anyone for a battle ?

[~Madelyn~]

u gay bastard.

[E.L.I.T.E.]

its been to long.












what the feeling like?

[Iva]

yep im keep em coming

[*Sharene*]

Im getting tired of this.

[Drew]

just 2 more i think to go





:lol:

[Metallic Man]

i forgot sc3black3 password so finally, presenting the one & only

BACKSTABBING LOSER... :!:

[uN.dEfiNed]

Finally. Done. :D

[[King_Mc]]

LOL.............................WoW :D

[uN.dEfiNed]

you aint gonna diss me or anything homie? WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!


I thought? ehhhhhh, sceww this. But you know i got nuthin against you right? :D

[[King_Mc]]

NSAHHHHHHH WHATS GOOD DUDE????? IM DRUBK AS FUVCKL

NICE SCAM YO :new-bday:

[uN.dEfiNed]

What the Hell?


How the hell you even connected to the damn internet if youre drunk? and how you reply? ppl who are drunk........ehh, Forget it..


I WANT TO BE THE MOST HATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shoalin]

awosme, i doubt anyone truely cares but nice to see your being honest. :)

[Nemesis14]

*Crikets*


woah
uhh damn undefined was the shit haha
wow I would have never ever know never even guessed..............


The best thing for you to do................ is comeback in a bit and tell no one who you are... normal and humble and be as cool as undefined


seriously I wanna see you on brodway

I was shocked holy fuck lmao


we all got pwned majorly

[[King_Mc]]

THE FUCK IS THIS DUDSE ON??

YEA I AM DRUNK NBITCH

[uN.dEfiNed]

lol ehhhhh, okay. so much for being the MOST HATED.









METAL..




I cant wait to see BcTheCrook's face... lmao. :shock:

[~Talkative Donkey~]

yeah, Nemesis14. remember when I dissed you? lmao that was wack

[SiiNiDE]

You seek more attention than a prepubescent little girl. Have your balls dropped yet? :roll:

[~Talkative Donkey~]

Nope. :shock: & wtf you gonna do bout that? huh? come outta the screen and punch me in the face?

lol i got you son. didn't I? (The Dog House)

[SiiNiDE]

Nope. :shock: & wtf you gonna do bout that? huh? come outta the screen and punch me in the face?

lol i got you son. didn't I? (The Dog House)

In order to 'get' me, I'd have to care about you and your fantasies of being a woman (or multiple women in this case). You're quick to point out you're heterosexual, but I'm having trouble believing that. For one, you just admitted your balls haven't dropped. So your voice most likely sounds girlish, which probably allows you to live out your fantasies in a more relaxed, realistic state. Correct? Face it, you're worse than those emo kids that wear make up and cut themselves for attention. For the simple fact that you seek THIS MUCH attention ONLINE. :lol:

[-Natasha-]

w/e you say son.

note: i really find it pointless to 'accuse' someone of being 'gay' or 'homosexual' online, simply because:

YOU DON"T KNOW ME...& NO I'm not gay

uppin BcTheCrook. give me a reply damnit.

[SiiNiDE]

Your fantasies show that you are, infact, a closet-homo. It's ok if you don't want to admit it. I can understand that. They have psyciatrists for that type of thing. You susy, rofl.

[SiiNiDE]

http://i10.tinypic.com/4uo1ged.gif <<< LMAO. Thanks nemesis. That made my day, lol.

It's clearly you...

[-Natasha-]

ehh w/e. call me gay, i you had actually read what i had primarily said, this was all for jokes.

fanatasies? FU.

[/sarcasm]

everyone knows i like VANESSA HUDGENS. yeah and thats a fanatasy you dumbass.

[Cats_Pajamas]

Good Joke. Props. :D

[uN.dEfiNed]

Thanks Cats. eh, it started in Jan.

I still dont understand. yall should be hatin me? What? ah well, if creating 12 accounts on 1 site is allowed, wth. :D

[Cats_Pajamas]

its not allowed, i dont really give a flying fuck, none of your other accounts i even talked to, undefined was the only one i talked to, and you were a decent battler and were cool, so, it was a good joke to me, so CONGRATS :D

[uN.dEfiNed]

thanks again then...peace man! :D :roll:

[Nemesis14]

lmao at siinide jocin my smiles pfft............


lol


anyway w/e ya i dont hate you i think tis pretty funny actually

[uN.dEfiNed]

i want your smilies too :(

[instinx]

wow..... get a job or somethin kid

this aint a joke.. noone does this kinda thing..

posin as chicks to flirt with guys...



:B-fly: <<<.. thats u

[A.bNoRmAL]

do you have a fuckin life?

[uN.dEfiNed]

posing as chicks to flirt with guys? wth?...


for the 5,00000000000000,0000000000000,... time = THIS Was a joke. wth? why the hell would I want to flirt with guys online?

Besides, i didn't flirt with anyone..

ehh, my life? = school. :D

[uN.dEfiNed]

I AM NOT GAY...

Like Sii 'said', tho MY Fantasy? : VANESSA HUDGENS...

heres, its shit but just to let yall know i waisted time just to create this shyt for her... (errors all over the place)...

I got myself in-this worst than loans-to-other-nations, lost I ain’t even got concentration
Moved house cause I got this problem-with-temptation, it’s you had to be so-damn-amazing

I’m craving, looking at your pics and waving, sent me ‘away-then’ cause I need saving
Born-again? Yeah, I’m already praying, contemplating, changing my ways like I’m ain’t from this nation

Asian? Pssssh…I’m alien, but I’m Staying! And keep in this concentration; I need this ‘self-evaluation’
Let me continue explaining, experimenting with your brains and maybe you’ll say “Yes! It’s okay then?”

Just playing! Introducing myself…MC Adrenalin…my name for now DAME (you Vanessa Hudgens)
Just remember me, and I tell you that day…take me in like you was had a million-$$$-to-your-name

[I’m electric, like static, creating panic like tactics of US troops in Iraqi home attics…………………… busting Islamists,
Y’all terrorists, using ‘old-techniques’…………………pathetic, generic in terms of ‘tactics’ to use when ‘energetic’]

[The use energies energetic, that’s kinetic, mathematics using formulas of kinetics, this is over-metric,
Measuring the fanatic levels of my ‘attractive-ness’ to your physic, so terrific, simple ABC alphabetics]

Now---I ain’t at all famous---in fact INFAMOUS---rapping ‘Anonymous’---like I was ‘born-into-the-darkness’
Crazy?---Courageous---Lions call me Zion-The-Fearless-One Too/1,2 Amazing---call it AMAZINGNESS-[I kill ALL em’ Spartans]

So yes I did exaggerate^^, but let me continue to explain hence evaluate, through all-the-damn-pain I’ve been-through
My mind keeps telling me I’m insane, oh and “Today It Did Rain”---You’re like the Sunshine I actually understood

xMC ELITE/Eleet---AKA Vocab freak---‘I rhyme words breaking laws of vocabulary’---the ‘real’ deal---Winning?---My-Expertise---even Vs em’ Professionals
I’m the ‘lyrics’ factory---killing beats with ease---‘The’ MC?---probably---The ‘D’-came from a ‘CALLING’---it’s all-in---cause I’m the ORIGINAL

I don’t even think, my hand hits paper like ‘mental-darts’, this ain’t even the start
Rapping-beats?---my lyrical-art, took me only a month---the month of March

Sick of going to your websites forums talking to fans & wannabe’s---you ain’t even there? What’s up?
I don’t hate them, I hate their ‘talk’---like they the ‘stars’---and you?---lost as a result, like ‘Apollo’ on Mars

VanessaHudgens.com without you?---that’s an insult---a joke like you & Zac Efron going-out---came straight outta-my-mouth
What’s the hells that all about?---that’s blonde sings songs like he came-straight-outta ‘Barney---Sing Aloud’

This Intro too, just a simple-warm up, lack of wordplay & Vocab to put you flat on ya stomach---but keep on reading
I ain’t gonna diss a miss, like I’m blind-in-this---did you even understands what I wrote?---or are you speeding to completion

I only wish you the best-of-luck, cause this world spits like they all mental-retards
I ain’t one to judge, just speaking-from-experience---it’s just a normal-thing-life---you don’t need-ta-be-smart

Electric, like static – you’re a “tactic” I’ll use in ‘the’ complicated mathematics of female “attractive---ness”
Fact---Is---bout you getting me---active---cause I’m ‘the’ knight-bliss to rescue this---princess

Attractive---messed up my concentration---so distractive, day-dreaming---scheming tactics---like ‘Black-Ops-teams’
I’m in ‘search-&-rescue’ mode-on-this---supportive on ‘weapon’s’ angelic---cause you’re my ‘female-angel’ singing-‘my’-hymns

---*Vanessa*---Hudgens---, kill me ‘mind-please’, one of these-days---I’m the latest-in-this-faze to fall-into-your “seductive-love-web”
Singing-‘Angels’* on a-stage, it-pays like-ending-a maze---I’m now ‘safe/saved’---though still ‘whack-in-ways’---I’m dry-please---make me wet**

(*She sung Jessica Simpson’s ‘Angels’ onstage in the film ‘High-School-Musical’ (2006). **Ah…. have no idea?)

Exotic---, made me drunk---a *Vanessa*-Alcoholic, I can’t stop this, refuse-to, except-truth---you’ve made me hypnotic---well---I kind a LIKE
Your looks---so magnetic, I’m flying ‘mach’s’ like ‘F-22’s did’---you’re a ‘Dream-I-Miss’, so real, yet can’t give-me-a kiss---though I’m still ALRIGHT

Light---you giving me sight, though still---love-blind---I still would write---this---script of your AMAZINGNESS
Gravity---it’s ain’t gonna stop me---I’m a bind this---I never miss---coming up to your-win---through ‘what-I-wish’

Like the phrase ‘million-to-one’, I feel like ‘plain-anyone’---other, a ‘fan’---rather, but NOT after this is complete
Skills of rhythm, they call Me ELITE/E-leet, killing-the-systems---I’m your guard---not a ‘wacko-geek’

Unlike your ‘sad-group-a-fans’, I’m the elite/e-leet---sweet---like a lick of ‘strawberry-jam’---right off ya-fingers
Going dreamy, my tastes seductive---making-ya-steamy---the sensations-&-feelings, don’t ask me-really?…I’d use Jingers

Your eyes roll over, giving out a sigh---‘oh my’, breathe or you might die, I ain’t the one to-control-ya, you’re ALL TENSE
I’ll grab you---don’t ask why? ---do as I told you, eye-to-eye, now feeling fine, alright---all-high in this SILENCE

So you thought of me---a black-rapper-around 23?---erase your memory---I shall---put in images---like ones of Angels
I’m Part-Mexican ---Part-Latino, Part everything like you----though a ‘love-fool’, around 18---I’m creative---label me “Danger”

Rhythms & beats flow outta my-feet, sing “Elite”---make me your feat.*, seriously---cause I was ‘Born To Rap’
My scripts neat---nothing sick---freestyled cool like---craftsmen & tools---Elite/E-leet---‘I live to Adapt’

Take-in my history of your---find, a mystery unlocked---in-time---though only a ‘teen’ in ‘Thirteen’*---I wouldn’t mind---you being ‘My-Girl’
I’m speeding up this---climb, to retrieve you---a ‘ruby of-mine’, red glittery---it’s shines---I kiss it---satisfied---like ‘reaching-the-Hotel’**

(* ‘Thirteen’ – film she was in (2003) **That feeling you get when you’re all tired from traveling, and finally-the hotel room/bed)

Ya rose-well, though shy-as-a-girl, you’re talent---impressive---that’s lacking in this world---being a ‘blessed-girl’---So “keep-up-the-good Work”
I know-to-well, you won’t get depressive---get this message---I ain’t a ‘stalker’ like ‘ya ‘crazy-fanatics’---I ‘only-flirt’

High-School-Musical? Watching in sweat---heating-up-wet---sung beautiful---from your soul---you’re kept---same in & out
I was home---grabbed the phone---“Dad, I going to Los Angeles”---breathless---performance---for an Audience---that’s what its about

I’ll analyze ‘you’ scientific like Einstein did Physics, telepathic---give me access to ‘invisible links’---to ya-mind
You’re DANG FINE, what a face---what I think?---amazed---impressed to gaze---wishing your were MINE---Oh, and those eyes!

Shaped perfectly---gleaming---Latino eyes---I can’t stop dreaming---that’s no lie---so seductive to all MEN
Eyelashes can’t complain---I’m stained with your beauty---need ta be tamed---Rooting you were my girlfriend

I’m a gentleman, smart, firm---taking my stand---though confused I am---can’t fully describe---as a guy---how DAMN gorgeous your ‘eyes-are’
As far as beauty goes---it can’t be rated---shining in light, dark brown pupils---give you ‘a million’ outta ten---‘Estimated’ without error

Screw Zac Efron---dudes a MORON---cut his HAIR and ship him foreign---cause I’ll be coming to ya up-close & personal
Careful though, I know---Streaming through your long-dark-brown dazzling HAIR, like curls a-stream-goes---I’m a ‘Comfort-Arsenal’

Oh yeah-I DO care---let me hold you---us two---A Fine-Dine Pair---standing with the wind blowing over---& back in ‘random order’
---I could never afford ya, hold-ya tighter---staring into my eyes with you in my arms---my flames ignite-us/ya

Call me anonymous, it’s so obvious---US?---I ain’t even got your TRUST---relying with online chat---message transfers
Take your time---no need ta-fuss---What’s the rush?, it’s ain’t about Me---It’s about US---that’s what MATTERS

A woman loves a man, like man loves a woman, ---makes no difference---if you’re ALL Alone
Give me a chance---to rise above your fans---I’m always ‘future-tense’---Confident---Not ‘one-to-MOAN’

Now I ain’t that religious, it’s quite obvious---though praise the LORD---for making ya FAMOUS---or I wouldn’t never-had-know YA
Now I ain’t one to ‘boast-bout-this’, but my skills ‘Penetrate-The-Flesh’, cause I rap fresh---Freestyled ALL 500 BarZ

The truth I tell, let me S-P-E-L-L---it out, through my mouth---I’d yell it OUT---cause before you---there was ONLY 1 OTHER
Jessica---ALBA, the only one rather---but compared?---I’d take ya like you waz desert-WATER---Explain further?---Why Bother?

Let’s get things Straight, gay I ain’t, geek?---I’d faint, HANDSOME?---my second name---A liar?---that’s insane
A fake?---That’s what You claim?---A biter?---I’m in pain, but all explained---I’m the KING(ka-eng)---You?---My DAME

Twenty?---I ain’t overage---Fearful?---give me a stage---Black?---Hell, I’m Mixed-Mexican, ‘be-be’(bae-bae)
What?---Part Latino-&-Caucasian-all the way---Really?---I don’t repeat what I say---More Questions?---Okay

Month?---I March out like Legions---Cool?---I surf like em’ Polynesians---Smart?---A genius---Dress?---Laid-back, ‘Street-made’
School?---I’m in College---Build?---I literally build MUSCLES!---height?---I do slam-dunk/ers---Age?---born 88’(nineteen eighty-eight)

I’m getting so personal---I might as spill-it-all/whole---My favorite color is Purple---A cartoon freak I’m ALSO---but a nerd?---Hell NO!
I like ‘EXOTIC’-Girls---I also ain’t one that looks at HO’s---God Knows---Cause when it comes to real-Girls like You---My Voice Goes!

The only thing I’d be rapping is NO-ISE---looking like FREAKZOID---sent ya home---SO---meet me WARM & relaxed, Please?
That’s all I ask---not a MASK---or a ‘complicated’ task---As For Ya-boyfriend Zac---that dude’ll never last-Against me

Head of this RD---controlling the damn Veteran’s committee---Powers & might enough ta-part the Red Sea---I’m the One they-wish-they-could BEAT
Like a never-ending-story, I’m always on-the-peak---never boring---A real treat---sometimes snoring---cause you-put-me-to sleep---it’s the HEAT

Hot---like pepper-mint & chili’s---I’m the reason Tabasco’s got profits in the milli’s---cause my idea’s come straight from revelations & visions/vee-shu-n-s
I---put the ‘T’ in ‘T-N-T’---rapping like I created the ‘hip-hop’ community---smacked ya like you waz a newbie---it’s no new-thing---I got my REASONS

Just a pretty Face---Dazed?---Crae---Z---in Ya ‘Girl’s’ maze?---Getting Lae-Z---with her Ways?---You’ll be gone like teenAGE-er’s in their pubity-FaZe
Truth be told---you’re a pain---who says?---MC elite---and what I say---STAYS---mess up my Girl---I’ll smack you back to the ‘Good-Old DayZ’

Now, I ain’t that rude---Spit ya truth---kill ya if you knew it would---So READ every Bar and Reply---‘I understood’---cause you’re in my ‘‘D-Zone’ dude!’ (Danger-Zone)
Never would-have know of ya---You’re like stale food---tins of tuna---Just leave the girl Fool---I’m against ya---it’s complicated-history---when Things ‘were’ Good

I won’t spit ya lies---call you a ‘fake-guy’---give you a hard time or write rumors that’ll probably die---Why? cause dissing ain’t about winning Brother!
Take ya back in time---you were still the apple of ya mama’s eye---tied---up in the ‘bars’ of

The skillz of MC Elite/E-leet---presenTing this 500 barZ script---rip it---rap it---record it---support it---Give me em’ feeds---just blood-hell don’t miss it

...getting the point? exactly :D

[LYRICS]

this is lyrics brother im afrid to say lyrics is having a fit and rolling around in the corner :D

[instinx]

I don’t even think, my hand hits paper like ‘mental-darts’, this ain’t even the start
Rapping-beats?---my lyrical-art, took me only a month---the month of March

i looked at a random bar.. the hell does this have to do with 'vanessa hudgens'.. i jus looked her up on google n dude.. come on.. u could choose from 0938402834 million girls.. n u choose some mildly attractice flat-chested chick?.. is she ur next alias? lmao

[!FEren]

HA! thats funny
i guess people would care more if they knew who you are.
but i mean.. i'm sure a lotta people have done this.. just havent said anything
( i havnt .. yu can chek)
but still.. thats funny

[uN.dEfiNed]

^^ lol. yeah. You have to let in some day.
lmao LYRICS :lol: ..

at least I'm picking a girl = to me. You instinx? Jessica Alba? cmon.

ehh, who cares.

[LYRICS]

ok im outta spiral depression and really i shuda knew that lump on her throat wasnt just food goin down :shock:

[uN.dEfiNed]

dude, quit makin me laugh already! lol :lol:

[LYRICS]

dont worry im gone now im off to rehab because secretly.....................i cant stop thinkin of that ass :shock:

[uN.dEfiNed]

hey! what ass? vanessa hudgens? :shock:

[LYRICS]

ok fuck it its not worth livin *starts slicin wrists*DAM PLASTIC FORKS WHY DONT YOU WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[uN.dEfiNed]

BY JOVE !!!!

quit this insanity at once lyrics. lol :lol:

[LYRICS]

ok ok ill stop *one bit of the fork actually cuts wrist* :shock: errr defined rind an ambulance time is a problem HURRY!!!!!!!!

[uN.dEfiNed]

thank god. :lol:

[LYRICS]

WHAT!!!!!*blood squirtin out standin in a puddle* you got to be jokin i need help now

[uN.dEfiNed]

*runs to the telephone, dials 911...*

wait a second, what the hell am i supposed to tell them to go?

uN.dEfiNed: Help, Help - I need an ambulance sent to LYRICS house ASAP..!!
911: wth? LYRICS House? ha ha ha very funny kid.

*Gets Hung-up*

I tried lyrics, I tried.

See you in heaven. :lol: lol j/p

[LYRICS]

u idiot its 999 dammit 99bang*dead*

[uN.dEfiNed]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o!!!

*slaps LYRICS viciously*

LYRICS: wth?
uN.dEfiNed: you were having a bad dream... its me uN.dEfiNed, welcome back.
LYRICS: back where?
uN.dEfiNed: Heaven, why where you?
LYRICS: earth?
uN.dEfiNed: *Breaks Down in laughter* hahahahahahaha....

lol this is getting crazy man.

[LYRICS]

*regains consciousness and grabs undefined byt he throat* you idiot how could you do that first i hit on a tranny then spiralling depression then slit wrists whats next ............what oh god no FLYING ICE CREAM TRUCK

[uN.dEfiNed]

ahhhhhhh.... get your hands off me you prick.. looky here you idiot, wth? icecream truck... hey youre right...it heading our way....

*Ice-cream truck 'toon' loudens.*

dingdidinglingliding....BANG!

[LYRICS]

now thgats the way i want to die drownin in ice cream sweet. 8)

[uN.dEfiNed]

Question: where are we? i see clouds and is that the gate to heaven? hey look, i see Eve...*does the wolf-whistle* now thats a:


WOW-MAN/woman 8)

hey lyrics, who do you see?

[LYRICS]

oh errrrr hey casper look man sorry for the whole tieing you to the train tracks i didnt know it was used man

[uN.dEfiNed]

this place is cooler.. 8)

[Trigo]

this is extremely stupid and a waste of time...

Admin plz IP ban him


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