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Dex Aspen
08-21-2007, 03:00 AM
Yup...got your wisdom right here.
...confess your sins and all shall be forgivin.
-{A}-:out
T.H.O.T
08-21-2007, 04:28 PM
I fucked a german shepard... And we're not married :(
Divine Write
08-21-2007, 04:53 PM
^^Do you mean a dog or a Shepard from Germany?^^
Dex Aspen
08-22-2007, 02:43 AM
I fucked a german shepard... And we're not married :(
...although sex between man and animal is seriously,SERIOUSLY wrong, hey...to each his own.
2 bars in the punchline forum and pour a 40 for your dead homies and all is forgivin.Peace be with you.
-{A}-:out
phatfarm411
08-22-2007, 07:37 AM
ive had alot of sex wit alot of girls while either myself or them was drunk.. father please forgive me
Gemcee
08-22-2007, 07:38 AM
I think I was drunk and phatfarm was drunk and we had sex. Please forgive me.
Dex Aspen
08-23-2007, 02:13 AM
phatfarm-You angered the lord with your bragging.Your pentence will be severe.Otherwise...atta boy.Keep that shit wrapped.
...a freash 12 bar in the Freestyle and Open Mic forum,also pour a 40 for your dead homies.Peace be with you.
Gemcee-If theres video evidence of your sin im going to have to see it to determine your pentence.If none is available then by what you confessed.It will be voting in 2 battles in RD1 and pour a 40 for your dead homies.Peace be with you.
-{A}-:out
makewayforenkay
08-23-2007, 02:53 PM
oh plz forgive me, i sold crack to the 5th graders, stole 100 dollars from my moms, and stole 4 bottles from pick n save.
Brinks
08-23-2007, 03:52 PM
I'v been parkin lot pimpin at the elementary school...sorry
T.H.O.T
08-23-2007, 05:02 PM
^^Do you mean a dog or a Shepard from Germany?^^
Is it worse if I say both??? :lol:
Dex Aspen
08-24-2007, 05:52 AM
makeway-I can forgive the bottles and ill let the crack slide but stealin from your moms is down right despicable.Give the money back.
Welcome 4 people in the new members forum and pour a 40 for your dead homies.Peace be with you.
Brinks-Pimps and gangbangers are low-lifes.Stop wanting to be a pimp.Your a better person then that.
Feed 2 pieces in the poetry forum and pour a 40 for your dead homies.Peace be with you.
-{A}-:out
...yOuNg jU...
08-24-2007, 11:09 AM
i... laced my weed with roach spray and sold it to the masses
Dex Aspen
08-24-2007, 05:12 PM
i... laced my weed with roach spray and sold it to the masses
...poisioning your customers isnt the best of business strategy's.If your gonna fuck with them, use embalming fluid.
Start a new thread in the Rims & Rides forum and pour a 40 for your dead homies.Peace be with you.
-{A}-:out
Young Ru
08-28-2007, 11:02 AM
I Sold Weed After Church....Carried my bags with me on a sunday...and made money from dudes in church that i new smoked....
RoTTeN SkOuNdReL
08-28-2007, 05:32 PM
killed this bitch and dumped her in your backyard sorry :oops:
Dex Aspen
08-29-2007, 01:54 AM
I Sold Weed After Church....Carried my bags with me on a sunday...and made money from dudes in church that i new smoked....
really?...let me get this straight.You swung by the Lords house-my crib!-,sold shit to my people...and didn't bother to ask me if I needed anything?
...dude.
give a detailed comment on someones audio piece in the Audio forum and pour a 40 for your dead homies and all is forgivin.Peace be with you.
-{A}-:out
Dex Aspen
08-29-2007, 02:21 AM
killed this bitch and dumped her in your backyard sorry :oops:
The use of the term bitch shows just how small minded and immature you are.If it wasnt for "bitches" you wouldn't be here.Show some respect for my favorite creation.
..seriously.Stop referring to women that way.
Go hug your mother or closest mother figure and tell her you love her and pour a 40 for your dead homies.Peace be with you.
-{A}-:out
RoTTeN SkOuNdReL
08-29-2007, 07:13 PM
it was joke don't get butt hurt
mc_lite
08-30-2007, 01:00 AM
I had intercourse tonight. It was nice. But it was also the principal's daughter.. and I was so drunk I think I forgot to use a condom :shock:
I come to you to repent, in search of forgiveness.. and please, give me a speech to give her incase she is pregnant. I can't have no baby at 16.
Dex Aspen
08-30-2007, 02:52 AM
I come to you to repent, in search of forgiveness.. and please, give me a speech to give her incase she is pregnant. I can't have no baby at 16.
...get a blood test.If thats your kid,man up..Finish school,invest your money wisely and find a hobby (Turntables,Golf).As for a speech? Just be honest.Your in 18 years of shit,this is just the start.
10+ bar topic in the Freestyle forum and pour a 40 for your dead homies.Peace be with you.
-{A}-out
mc_lite
08-30-2007, 11:15 AM
Thank the good lord.. I called her up this morning, and I did use one :new-bday: But that's some scary shit.. I will still seek repentence in the form of an open mic and some OE. Peace be with you, father.
Dex Aspen
10-17-2007, 03:39 AM
"I'm studying the 1-20 right now,call me back at the god hour"
-{A}-:out
Xplicit716
11-03-2007, 02:30 PM
i bought the solja boy album and put it inrotation in my disc player by myself
Dex Aspen
11-04-2007, 04:04 AM
With them the Seed of Wisdom did I sow,
And with my own hand labour'd it to grow:
And this was all the Harvest that I reap'd--
"I came like water,and like wind I go".
'Rubáiyát' by Omar Khayyám (quatrain XXVIII)*
*Fitzgerald translation
-{A}-:out
Dex Aspen
11-04-2007, 04:32 AM
www.freeburma.org
www.hrw.org
The communist Junta military are killing non-violent Buddhist monks,journalists and protesters.
-{A}-:out
B.N.G
11-04-2007, 05:56 AM
:lol:
i laughed in ur topic , forgive me
!FEren
11-04-2007, 06:37 AM
^I Smacked Him For Laughin..
You Know I Always Got Gods Back.. :lol:
Dex Aspen
11-04-2007, 06:50 AM
"I shall never be a heretic;I may err in dispute,but I do not wish to decide anything finally;on the other hand,I am not bound by the opinions of men".
Martin Luther
-{A}-:out
B.N.G
11-04-2007, 12:58 PM
^I Smacked Him For Laughin..
You Know I Always Got Gods Back.. :lol:
ROFL how come , devil and God should be enemy !!! :lol:
B.N.G
11-04-2007, 01:01 PM
"I shall never be a heretic;I may err in dispute,but I do not wish to decide anything finally;on the other hand,I am not bound by the opinions of men".
Martin Luther
-{A}-:out
BTW ! WTF LMFAO!
Dex Aspen
11-04-2007, 06:41 PM
:lol:
i laughed in ur topic , forgive me
Pour a 40 for your dead homies and all is forgivin.Peace be with you.
-{A}-:out
johnny 5
11-04-2007, 07:59 PM
I "accidentaly" :roll: came on a young ladies face a few nights ago.
I want to say "sorry" :roll: but I don't know what to do.
Dex.. Dude.. Help... :grab:
Dex Aspen
12-13-2007, 02:53 AM
I "accidentaly" :roll: came on a young ladies face a few nights ago.
I want to say "sorry" :roll: but I don't know what to do.
Dex.. Dude.. Help... :grab:
Spring for the super deluxe spa session at one of the fancy joints and ask first next time.Save yourself some ching.
Smoke a fatty asap and Poor a 40 for your dead homies.Peace be with you.
-{A}-:out
Dex Aspen
12-13-2007, 02:54 AM
The North American Union (http://www.prisonplanent.com/articals/novemeber2007/281107_media_hoax.htm) is coming.
-{A}-:out
johnny 5
12-13-2007, 07:31 AM
How do we stop this... If it indeed needs to be stopped.
The Professional
05-29-2008, 01:33 PM
I used to be an active RD head and then fell off. Once or twice a year I tell myself that I'm going to stay, but I never do. Forgive me.
Dex Aspen
05-30-2008, 03:14 AM
I used to be an active RD head and then fell off. Once or twice a year I tell myself that I'm going to stay, but I never do. Forgive me.
The grass isnt always greener...but if it is,let me know how much for a qp.
Thanks.
Vote on 2 battles in RD1 and pour a forty for your dead homies.Peace be with you.
-{A}-: out
Dex Aspen
07-01-2008, 03:26 AM
"The latter part of a wise man's life is taken up in curing the follies,prejudices,and false opinions he had contracted in the former."
Thoughts on Various Subjects,Moral and Diverting-
Jonathan Swift
-{A}-: out
Sometimes when I work late I piss in the deep fryier... Then cook customers meals with it... and they dont notice...
Dex Aspen
10-12-2008, 09:35 PM
i bought the solja boy album and put it inrotation in my disc player by myself
Your a young...your music tastes will mature as you get older.
Until that happens,dont get anybody knocked up.
Pour a 40 for your dead homies.Peace be with you.
-{A}-: out
Dex Aspen
10-12-2008, 09:47 PM
Sometimes when I work late I piss in the deep fryier... Then cook customers meals with it... and they dont notice...
Aren't fryers set at like 160-170 degrees?
Pissing in the fryers and feeding the food to customers is pretty gross,but they're more then likely not going notice a difference with the heat that its cooked at.
Need to be a little more clever then that.
Start a new thread in the debate forum and pour a 40 for your dead homies.Peace be with you.
-{A}-: out
Nah its just funny as hell to see it go nuts when you piss in it... Lastly... I drunk that 40 you wanted me to pour out...