who's got the best punchlines?

[Young Flusha]

get together your best pair (two bars) of punchlines or lines you've ever writter and send them to me

pm them to me

or click the www and use the rap post

i wanna put them up on my site
with ur con-sent of course

[Divine Write]

no offence but I don't think that anyone will PM.....but I'll give you some punches I made that I'm kind of proud of



1. subliminal blows continue to flow and leave you riddled with holes
your manhood is shakier than Michael J Fox's pistol control

2. I make history when I drop these exotic melodies
which will have you at a lose for words like forgotten spelling B's

3. I flip these flows which erode your immature kiddy blows
you couldn't spit above me sneezing on your tippy toes

4. I head PF's rosters beauty but I can still slaughter newbies
I take out more amatuers than opening scenes in horror movies

5. I set threads to brake in more 'rookies' than R Kelly's bed spread

6. When I coil poems I up the viewers 'interest rate' like 2nd mortgage loans
why should you evan show?....there's no use like an anerexics toilet bowl


That's all I can think of now.......I know I had more

[kaos]

nice punches man.....ill shit

[Young Flusha]

more

[REDUCABLE]

hmm you seem to want these alot? what other forums you on and under what name??

[-Devastatement-]

1). I 'won' so much its 'off-records' , i bring 'heat' to 'peeps' like 'hot-weather'
like 'electricuted rulers' i 'shock-measure', its 'wrong' how i 'beat' 'meat'(beef) like 'cuaght-pleasures'

2).fightin for air like i had you in a choke hold, i aint a 'hick' and im not local
but i got a 'red neck' cuz my lyrics are 'hot' comin out my 'vocals'

3).you 'killin' me? you kno-thats-scams cuz ill have you 'deceased' on the net
im 'board' with this 'game' the way i put 'pieces' on ya 'chess'(chest)

4).i use hollows-to-open-curs , ill 'eat' ya 'first line' like i 'swallow-openers'
'messin' with this 'soil' im just 'provokin dirt' , im 'bustin caps' like 'bottle-openers

5).i cant stand this mans simplicity , with a hence of me his records quickly changin placements
im quick to be, ya idol , the matches 'title' is like ya 'rhymes' ,'flame spittas verse is devastatement'

6).im hurtin this bitch ..the triger fingers lurkin an itch, im ranked above you ,im 'over' this kid
im for certain my spit ..will 'murder' this bitch and have im 'under' me becuz he got 'R.I.P.'ed

7).your brainless, earth to hip , you cant sustain this
i tear 'space pics', insane when i 'rip ur-anis' (the planet)

8.).this kid-cant-handle , this bitch-will-cancel , cuz hes afraid of this 'wicked-flame' (wick and flame)
that belongs on the 'tips-of-candles', tips-and-scandles , wont 'play' in this specific-'game'
ya lips-are-dismantled , tryin to spit-you-damn-fool , your better off kissin-blades

9).you aint hittin-shit , im 'deliverin punches' like i was 'shippin-fists' , im winnin-this
its like i 'tore up my pen pad' cuz im 'rippin-this' , rippin-kids , splittin-wigs

10).fo sho ..like beatin pets..im a scar this cat...but ya flows they umm...have some played crap
'fluential flow'..you kno, aint nuttin gonna 'altar' that, in less you threw 'podium' in my 'waves raps'

[Baby_Tasha]

tite shit devastatment...TITE shit

[SpokenWordz]

A couple i would like to add myself

When i come to your block, you will notice one thing,
That i own your streets, you're still trying to be something

If rap is your life why haven't you been killed?
Your spit sux balls, your game has now been grilled

and lastly
You making up shit that u cant even prove
You gots to be like stella and get a groove

[Young Flusha]

yeah that was some nice stuff dev but thats not the best i've seen from some newbies and vets.. why're people scared to get recognized

[kL!k4kL!k]

cuz im here... :shock: lol. Someone gets noticed one day and dissapears another GASP!...

[Masta-Ace]

u gunna use al these or something

[kL!k4kL!k]

nah only wack emcees do that masta...like you..

[PLAYBOYBLAZE]

ME :D

[kL!k4kL!k]

:)

[-Devastatement-]

hey ill sue pbb..... :D

[B.Mouse]

i mgiht as well add one

Drop-this-‘bug’, by poppin-‘slugs’, this ‘girl’ goes to bars and is ‘often-drugged’,
Get ya whole province-hugged, I’ma 'R.I.P.' this wannabe til he’s ‘coffin’-blood!, (coughin)

:D