Jeebin
09-09-2007, 03:15 PM
The Dogg Pound Vol. 5 #6
Sorry for the LONG wait, people got busy and some jobs were not filled.. But, I AM what I say I AM, and i'm not relinquishing this project. And believe me, it only gets better with age.. So we present the August Recap.
Full List Of Helpers
Nemesis – Text Battle Re-Caps/Battle Highlights/Top 5 Punches
Gemcee – Re-Release
Neurologik – Top Audio/Freestyles/
Top Avatar
http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/images/avatars/23024029546c936bed23f8.jpg
-Siinide’s avy got me rolling myself first time I saw it.
Top Graffiti Artists
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o208/Joseph1190/MosDefCutCpng.png
-NewEmcee. Mos Def at its finest.
Newbie Tip of the Week
Got Writers Block?? (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=44212)
The main man Trigo with some info.
RD 1 Battle Re-Caps
KaMiKaZe_LyRiCiZt vs. Dark Half
Brinks vs. Drugz
World Eleven vs. Dark Half
World Eleven vs. AP
mc-king vs. Dark Half
Dark Half vs. daprinceofatl
Bluegrass vs. daprinceofatl
KaMiKaZe_LyRiCiZt vs. World Eleven (No show)
World Eleven vs. LTHW
ANvs. Quietstorm
World Eleven vs. Brazy Red
KaMiKaZe_LyRiCiZt vs. Evan
Lyrics vs. BNG
Nitemare vs. kane** DQ
Eternal_Presence vs. Young Blaze
Igotyou155 vs. Nitemare
Daprinceofatl vs. Igotyou155
Barback vs AP (Topical)
Dark Half vs. 5krilla
Barback vs. Dark Half
Word vs. Dark Half
BC vs. Young Blaze
Xanice vs. Nemesis (Topical)
RoTTeN SkOuNdReL vs. Dark Half
Madman vs. BC
Mad Skills vs. KaMiKaZe_LyRiCiZt
World Eleven vs. 5krilla
World Eleven vs. 5krilla (Rematch)
Nitemare vs. Dark Half
AN vs. PTHD
PTHD vs. Brinks
Phatfarm vs. Il Don
Mindwrecker vs. Dark Half
Enkay vs. AP
Top Battles in RD 1
No Order
Xanice vs. Nemesis (Topical)
Both came very good on this battle. Xanice came with a real nice rap aspect and really got you into the topic almost like the opener to a show, it wasn’t quite great. It had potential. Nemesis came nice here, seen better from him, he explained the influence the blackout had on hip hop aswell as the effect it had in general
Xanice
Smash! Into The Darkness Approaching The Mass
Errupting In Riots, Fires And The Burning Of Glass
I Emerge Soaked In Sweat , Body SO Glossy From Pores
Emitting Persperation Leaking Like A Foucet FUCK The WOrld!
Fuck This Town, My People Will Rise And Get Ours NoW
Stand Up ANd Man Up No Time For Acting Like CLowns
We Handled Bats Us Vandled Cats And Prepared To Damage Rats
Steal Furniture And Leave The Store OWners With Bandage Wraps
I Dont Give A Crap This is The Last Straw! So Start The Fist
ANd Chaos! Cuz Its Like Hell In The City Its A Dark Abyss
I See My 'Nemisis' He's Trapped In A Fire And Its Oh So Thorogh
You Couldn't Rescue His CLOTHING If Light Was Restored TO all 4 Boroughs
lightning strikes knocked vital power lines feeding its massive power grid.
Trimming Out Air Conditioner To A Hult Like Rich Bastards SHower Lids
We Need Solution, This Darkness Is Polution Creating Hateful Actions
No Sound Or Caption Just A Resolution And We WIll Show Satisfaction
I'm Matchin Up My Thoughts... Maybe This City Isnt To Reliable
Couldn't We Restore Power To The Masses If The Circuts Are Dividable?
I'm Not Try'in Bull , SHyt They Putting All This Wieght On My Shoulders
All I Can Do Is Stall... Shyt Another Call , Tell Em Wait Til Its Over.....
Nemesis
Obliterated circuit breakers, the liberty and wish of a greedy Quaker
Lightning striking twice, price be paid by hundreds of people and archers
Neighborhoods surging and urging eternal darkness, on behalf of a polluted kind
The looting kind, vandalizing industries, laicizing the premises with their diluted mind
Walking a reputed line for being so selfish, the hell-ish beings came out
Hookers free to walk streets with wandering children, most claim doubt
For it was a poverty stricken community with no unity, every man for himself
Burglarizing every grocery and clothing store, robbing every dim shelf
Broadway was dull and set ablaze with arsenic fear in the set one
Forget none, this catastrophe of arrests, detests, rest none
For who was not indicted to this holocaust of municipal edifice
Missable entice of the onslaught of police, not resistable suffice
Two by two the men and women embarked the station, remarked citation
For ever was trespassing the residence, deconstructing the foundation
Migration of a once poor city emerged to become a G rated locale
Low profile now star studded high rated morales, and pascals
For now this evaluate to be the worst blackout in history
Back then was a block party of arson and illegal mystery
Possible the breeding ground for the evolution of the DJ
Has now become a tradition, a mission to every word we say
AN vs. Quietstorm
This was a nice battle, AN ran the punches, but on another note QS actually came very hard in this battle, won wordplay in the eyes of most, also came with the multies, not AN’s strong point. Overall this is the hardest I’ve seen Quiet come since his return, deserved the win
AN
Fuck This Chump! Leave "Quietstorm's Embedded With Pressure"... Like "Developing Low Fronts!"
This No Fun! You Less Than A Challenge!
Cuz "Storms Wrecking aMERiKaZ Frame? Nah He Fails To Hit"... Like "Recent Hurricane Stunts!"
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Thats Right! Its Over! Your "Critiqe For Battles Aint Developed"... Like "Artistic Photos In Nova!"
Im Never Lower! Your Drunk With Envy!
Cuz "Facing AN Aint Easy To Do! Your Stumbling Over Lines!"... Like "Rappers Who Cant Stay Sober!"
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Your Chances Of Winning: MINIMAL - "Fuck This Battle! Trust I'll Win!"... Like "Synonyms Of Litteral!"
I Smash And Ridicule! Your Not Entering Shit!
Cuz Trust "You'll Argue The Outcome! Bitching About Votes!"... Like "Pursuing Events That Trivial!"
Quietstorm
"evidence cant see me straight" like a file drunk on whiskey! but i aint talkin bout "explosives on adolescent legs" when i say imma blow out his kidneys!! (kid knees)
try to hit me! cuz ill send "waves to steal all yo shit till ur naked"! so "Q beck poo bare" like Canadian style of disney!!! (Quebec pooh bear)
Im da reason 4 americas worse dreams! cuz imma "bash off another youth" like a headline about the perth teens!!
ur gonna loose by all means! cuz "Q defeat all stages"! like directors trying to film a number of birth scenes!!! (cue da fetal)
(perth teens.......look it up.....)
watch him run in fear of me! cuz "$torms been Amerika'z nightmare for years" like when global warming started in da year 2G!!
he da best? u would never be inflated to cheif! cuz he couldnt be the "beginning of eternity or the end of hip hop life" even if he was related to E!!!
(Location: Far Past Your Level Of Skill)
RD 2 Battle Re-caps
Most of the battles are unclosed…. GOOOO VOTE!!!!
Young Blaze vs. KaMiKaZe_LyRiCiZt (topical)
King Mc vs. Dark Half
Lyrics vs. King Mc
Nemesis vs. LTHW (topical)
Young Blaze vs. BNG
GTech vs. Lyrics
Young Blaze vs. King Mc
Nemesis vs. RTB (no show)
AN vs. RTB
Game Shark vs. The Green Machine
Enkay vs. LTHW
Nemesis vs. Grifta
Kami KAM VS. LTHW
Gtech VS. X
M.O.Z VS. Jeo
ILL VS. Pissed <<<< BITER
MTE VS. Lil Esco (TOPICAL) <<< RD1 really
Brinks VS. Lil Esco (TOPICAL)
Top Battles in RD 2
No Order
AN v.s RTB
ON AN's part he brang alot of humor, RTB is ussually a straight forward guy. An, really didn't dominate any cat, he had a couple nice punches here in their, but RTB pretty much commanded the battle. Even saying that tho this battle is a really nice battle.
AN
Battle With Fear? Pfft.. Its Nothing To Me! "Happily End Ya Career"... Like "Service With A Smile... Oh... And Ghonnarea!"
Facing Me Q.ueer? Shouldn't Have Done That!
Cuz I "Come With More Wise Cracks! Red Stand Speachless!"... Like "Sex With Intelligent Broads Who Can't Fuckin Hear!"
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Aint Scared Of This Ass! Your A "Smaller Minority Of Opinions"... Than "The Whole Movie Cast!"
Less Than Last! Leave You Soaked In Death!
Cuz "You Less Than A Threat! Red Just Simulates Hard!"... Like "Virtual Porn With TAMPAX!"
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Intelects What I Devise! "Red Spinning More Bullshit"... Than "Recent World Events... TELEVISED!"
You Less Than Survive! Dead On Arrival!
Cuz Trust I'll "Leave Red Torn In Junctions! Buried In Dirt!"... Like "Cards Bad Sportmanship Derive!"
{The Bullfights In Spain}{Injunction}
RTB
"Tyrant?" Only Cuz This F.aggot-Bitch-Cant-Afford-Cravats-Fo'-Class-Pics
My Hatchets-Flippin-Towards-This-Whack-Ho's-F.ag-Clique
"I'll Begin His Whirled Wreck Or Disgraceful Fall" Like The Actress-Gettin Awards-For-Acrobatics
"Tie Rent..Alba Guiness World Record Is Graceful Fall"
Ya Prewrittens Got "Lost In The Shuffle" So Of Course You Aint "Playin-With-A-Full-Deck"-You-Pawn!
If Yall Miss Me Lacin-This-Dumb-Fool's-Neck-With-Bombs
U Will "Opt To Miss Prime Time Killing" Like The Robot Clockin The Death Of Lame-N-Bitch-Ass-Deceptacons
Optimus Prime Time Killing
I Start Trouble-Fo'-Noob-Fakes-Frontin,-Cure-These-Weeds, I'll Ruffle-Slow-Dudes,-Lay-Punches-For-Weak-Freaks
Use Logic, "Mare A WannaBe At A Fight, Owned By Sense" Like Druggin Buffalo-To-Make-Huntin-More-Easy
Marijuana Beatify Toned Bisons
RTB vs. SiiNiDE
NOT FINISHED !!!
IMO the best battle on RD at the moment. Both came extremely hard, the
could go either way. No one really commanded the battle, both used amazing wp, and punches... I wish we would get a lot more battles like these.
RTB
Manhandle-This-Lame, Cuz {Sii A Measly Shit/Siamese - Leash It} Like Keepin Animals-Restrained !!
Watch-My-Shells-Murk-Nerds, Ya Talk Hard, But {Sii - Renegade Of Vice}? Only If Its Thoughts-Of-Failed-Burglars
Act Like U Divine Now..But Blocks-Face-Swell-Purple
Cuz {Sii - Eden Denizen? Ya Lying} Like The Lost Iraqi Slept In A Pasture & Got-Himself-Murdered
{Siren A Gay Device}
{Sayid End In A Zinnia, Laying}
Cats_Pajamas wrote:
Sii Your Such A Cum Dumpster.
Anesthetic wrote:
He sure is.
End The {D.O.E. Tea Bagger} Like Killin Indian Grocery Helpers..Like 'Breakin Treasure' Bullets Pop-In-His-Chest
I {Knew Turd A Bitch} So Like Smart Pet Owners I'm Stoppin-This-Vet
Sii Lost-This-Contest, & I Beat This {Punk Til He Is In Agony} Like Uptight Hotel Mangement Causin-Distress
{Dhoti Bagger}
{Neutered A Bitch...U Shoudnt Neuter A Female, So A Smart Pet Owner Would Stop That..}
{Punctilious Inn - Agony}
Stay At The 'Top Of Beef' Like Sesame-Bun-Seeds..Caps Leave {His Tummy Gnawed} Like Irregular-Amines
{Put Cha In Ya Place} Like Usurpin The Singers Fan Threads-In-Secrecy
Beatin This Veteran-With-Ease..My Gat? {It'll Leave You On The Floor} Like Roman Mosiacs Set-In-Ground-Stoning
{Histamine Odd}
{Putsch A Enya Place}
{Italy View On The Floor}
This Slobbish-Childs-Doomed..Reach My Level? You'll {Never Catch Up To Top Dog} Like Chicago-Style-Food
Novice-Now-Screwed..Whose Winnin? Like 'Tying Up Thugs' Not-This-Proud-Goon
How I'll Shoot Dude?, U'll See {Reds With The Bird - Fire On Both Sides} Like The Crest Of Liverpools Soccer-Scouse-Brutes
{Never Ketchup To Top Dog}
{Reds = Liverpool F.C.s Nickname}
SiiNiDE
"Venomously Corrode Flesh" with a Blade-Exposed! This ain't "Tavern-Brawls", I'm still {Swingin' "Toxic-Aided" Blows}...
As I "{Blast His Quory-Crumbles}" Like "Minors Detonating Rocks, Watching-Slate-Explode"!!!
And Sii leave Red's {Column-Busted In Multiple Directions} without "Exploring The New World With Various Ways-To-Go"!!!
{Swing Intoxicated Blows} {Blast His Core, He Crumbles} {Columbus Did In Multiple Directions}
I'm not Bragging-B.. But when I "Spring Hits", "Red Leaves Acid-Green" like An-"Average-Tree"!!
His "Punches"?? Ain't "Tagging-Me"...Cuz...
I "Chomp Through"!! "No Fists" with your {Diss Cuz Sii "Gnawed" 'Em}, not "Debating The Change In Seasons Happening"!! So without 'Aiming Brutal Shots At Quervo', I'll {Strike Ta Kill A Man-Savagely}!!!
{Discuss Sign, Autumn} {Strike Tequilla Man, Savagely}
^^^^ Read that two, maybe three times.. Until you full comprehend the double and triple entendre..
RTB beating Sii?? "UESLESS TO ATTEMPT IT" like C.P.R. to try an Save-A-Corpse!!
I'll Mame-This-Whore! Cuz Red 'Never Connects Correctly' like 'Plugging X-Box To Sega-Cords'!!!
"Strip" Hopes with Omega-Force!! Notice him, {"Bare", In Submission} Like "Exposed German Pilots In Naval-Wars"!!!!!
{Baron Sub-mission}
Like "Religious Revolts Against Their Diety" I'll {Mangle, Maul, Tie God}!! Hit-Fist-To-Mug!!
Quick-Witted-Huh?? Too bad Red "Never Hits Where He Aims" call him a "Pissing-Drunk"!
Shit, Listen-Punk! Your {Verse? I Look, Boy.. An' See Failure}!! I'm Watching French Ships-Gettin'-Sunk!!!
{Mangle Multie God}{Versailles Look, Bouyancy Failure} *His signature says "Multie God"
RD 3 Battle Re-caps
Young Ru vs. [King_Mc]
Ahh Swoop Pen vs. [King_Mc]
[Neurologik] vs. quiet$torm
pissedgoodnamesaretaken vs. KMA
...yOuNg jU... vs. [King_Mc]
Cats_Pajamas vs. Anesthetic
Ahh Swoop Pen vs. Alfa-Q
Shoalin vs. LYRICS
Sinis vs. Cats_Pajamas
Nemesis14 vs. The Chozen One 13
aMERiKaZ NiGHTMaRE vs. [King_Mc]
Revo~lution vs. [Neurologik]
X vs. ...yOuNg jU...
Nemesis14 vs. [Neurologik]
LYRICS vs. ReFleXiOn
Revo~lution vs. Young_Ghost
Alfa-Q vs. Young Ru
Siinide vs. ReFleXiOn
LYRICS vs. Young Ru
Top RD 3 Battles
Cats vs. SiiNiDE
Sii came really weak in this battle, im surprised he didn’t come a lot harder because of the stature cat can bring. Overall good battle tho, most of ever cats we commanded but CP, which usually is a shocker between 2 good text heads…. But not in this case
SiiNiDE
Check the Lines Out like a Grocery Clerk, Notice I Easily Served Him! CATS is Over, Curtians!
Your 'Text Couldn't Flow' in 'Cursive' .. Thats why your 'Barb-in, Broken Off' like 'Steve Irwin'
( Bar Been Broken Off )
Cat's Caught in a Dog Fight, Theres no way to Succeed! Punch till he Sleeps n' PJ Dreams to be Deciesed! To me C's Percieved Ridiculous Weak
See, I Got a Maticulous Technique! Dont think your King, I'll 'Paralize n End Careers by Throwin You off that High Horse' like Christopher Reeve's
C's the Target! Enemies Held Hostage, you've Been Acosted, Stomped, n Squashed in The Carpet!
Watch me sweep the cat's because C's Catch is he's 'Vary Any Fish Scent ' like a Sea Food Market!
( very inefficient )
When its comes to Bars? you 'Stretch-yours' like Gurney's! So I Burried your Pussy Shit, just Call this a Litter Box Visual
'Spill Blood' as I 'Bust this Homo's Head Open on the Boards' like 'Greg Luganis' and 'Sacrafice Cats' like 'Satanic Rituals'
(stretcher's)
Punches? I will Hand Cat Jaw Fulls! You were Stupid "Two-Step n' now you'll Fuck-n-Pay" like a 'Slow Dance Brothel'
Your Drops so Dam Awfull, you Wouldn't " Sea-People-Love-In-Your-Text " if you wrote a 'Mermaids Romance Novel'
( to step n Now you'll fuckin Pay. see people loving your text)
CP
Nobody Listens When SiNiS Rhymez And These Bars? They Will Really Show You How To Finish Linez
This Battle? CATS SWEEP!! We‘re Just Missing A Broom Divine Elevation, So This Is My Lyrical ~Ascension, Sin~ Like Christian Perfumes!
Put You Through Hell! So Like Suicide Victims, You Get Bliss In A Tomb This Shit‘s Remedial! Only Way ~Sin Could Apply Hints To Help~ Is Putting New Machines For Kitchens In Rooms
~A Scent Shun Sin~ ~Sink Hood? Appliance To Help!~
After This Battle? Your ‘Careers Down The Drain‘ Almost Like I Bought Him A Sink My Verbs ~Rapture Chests At Least!~ Like Presents From Poor Families That Taught Him Ta Think
You Don‘t Make Any Sense, Like Being Hot In A Rink When The Fists Land On Ya Face? ~SiNiS Turn Un-Sightly~ Like Naughty Teachers Spotting A Ch.i.nk
~Wrapped Your Chess At Least!~ ~Sinister Nun Sight Lee~
Fists Are Like Snowstorms, They’re Cold And Flurry! Writing So Much, I Got ~Carpel Tunnel~ Like Group Cars Being Sold To Bury
You Should Make Like Failing Rat Poker Players, Fold And Scurry! Punches Connect ~N Dent Your Mandible, Time‘s Up!!~ Like Slaves Being Told To Hurry
~Car Pool Tunnel~ ~Indenture Man. Double Time! Sup???~
Go Ahead And Swing! CP Won‘t Move A ~Centimeter, Stick Around And Watch!~ Like Mailing A Clock And Ruler
Can’t Win, Cuz Like ‘Clumsy Tailgaters’ I’m Dropping Cooler
When I Spit? That‘s ~It! SiN Ta Met His Match!~ Like A Dating Sites Pairing A Jock And Schoolgirl
~Sent A Meter Stick And Watch~ ~It's Intamate, His Match!!~
When CP Done, You‘ll Be Like This Guy:: Seeing A L!! My Verse? ~It Smolder You Kid!~ Like Parents Finding Reasons For Smells
Cats Rape You, But This’ll Differ From Foreign Testimonies, Cuz You Won’t Be Leaving To Tell Don‘t Get Cocky, You‘re Only A ~Competitor Til I’m Serious~ Like Excited Children Pleasing A Shell
~It's Mold Or You Kid~ ~Come Pet A Turtle! I'm Serious!~
You're Bad And Lost Man, So In The End? ~Sin See Cats Win~ Like Victory For Chad And Carson!!
~Cincy Cats Win~
Bengals!?
CP vs. Annie
Crazy battle was waiting for this one….. very close indeed yet annie seemed to had had the upper hand, with very complex wp and punches.. CP wasn’t quite on Annies level in this battle, but wasn’t far behind
CP
This Battle'll Make You Retire! So Against CP? ~Frankly An Rhymes A Swan Song~ Like Sinatra And Country Singers Doing A Farewell Concert Live For Fans
~Can An Ball? NO! Pfft. Come On!~ Like Telling A Reluctant Swimmer To Dive In, Damn!
Crew Wise? Only Way ~Sii, An, Sinis, Ju Seeing Number 1 Rank~ Is If They Were Female Groupies Of Thriving Bands
~Cannonball? No? Pfft. Come On!!~ ~Frank, Leeann Rhymes: A Swan Song~ ~Sigh.... Hanson Is Juicy N Number 1 Rank!!!!!~
D.O.E Dont Stand A Chance! So Like FONDLING ADAM SANDLER FLICKS, CP’ll Rape Ya Click!!!, This Ain't KIDS REFUSING TO ROB POPULAR MOVIES, But An Still Can't Take A Hit!! Cuz When Cats ~Wreck An's I'll Reign!!~ Like Doing Dances To Stop Mother Nature's Drips
Destroy You, It’ll Make Ya Sick When Cats Swinging? An Can't Duck, So It'll Be Like ARRIVING AT POOLS TARDY, Too Late To Dip!! So Watch As These ~Four Demolish, D.O.E Need ED~ Like Dudes Giving Shopping And Paper Tips
~Reconcile Rain~ ~For Da Mall Ish, Dough Needed~
So Like BABIES EATING A HAMMER, Your Style Sucks, Ya Tool!!The Way I MAKE YOU FALL You Think You Were Riding A Bucking Bull Cuz The Only Way ~An See Or Gas Em~ Is Being A Premature Fucking Fool
The Way An ~Earn E L's~ It's Like You Think Puttings Cool Just Retire, Cuz Your ~Chances Are Gone~ Like The Disappearance of Jackie's Cutting Tools
~Antsy Orgasm~ ~Ernie Els~ ~Chan Scissor Gone~
So Scared, An'll Probably DUCK THE CHECK Like People At Restaurants Who Lied And Ran Battling Cats? ~CJ's In Over His Head~ Like Centers Seeing Nets Point Guards Flying, DAMN!
Beat Me? Go Ahead And Try It Fam! You'll Tire An! Cuz Like ADVOCATES OF EMPLOYMENT CHANCES, I'm A Higher Man!!!!! Watch As CP ~Sell You, Lightweight, To A Loss~ Like Adopting A Diet Plan
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Annie
Diced! This {Cat-As-Trophy} Is Taxiderby Style! He's `Picking Up His Limbz` Like `Professional Tree Cutterz`
Gone N A Flash! Punchez?! `{Catalan Nun}` Like `Scandanavian Motherz`
Get Off My DICK! You Only 'Appear When There's To Be An Anal Probe' Like 'The Creation Of South Park's Character, BUTTERS!'
U Seeing Me?! I'll Crack-The-Mirror, Barz Like `Antz Being Tortured By Kidz`.... They `Lack-The-Feeler/Filler`
Cuz Like A `Night At The Museum` This `Cat'll Be Nothing But Bonez` And I Don't Mean 'MOVIES-WITH-BEN-STILLER'
You ain't `Horny Insectz Destined For Greatness` So `Why Build {Cat-A-Pillar}`???
Punch Hit Em Like A Bus N Have Him 'Seeing Stars All Around His Head' He'll Think He `PLAYED FOR THE FUCKING PITTSBURGH-STEELERS`
`Cum.. Through..` And `Leave Pajamas Ripped!!` Like `A Child's Late Night Struggle Against A Pedophile's Cling'!!!
|Appaul-A-Crowd| When I `{Jack-Son}` Like `Questioning Those Who Watch Idolz Sing!!`
Point Proven. Herez The Final Sting`Crush Recordz` Watch The `Vinyl Swing`
Battle!?! NO! He Was `Gone In The {Pre! Sorry! Yo Raps Suck}` LIke `Netcees Deleting Verses When Linez LACK THE NECESSARY ZING.`
{Uhhh.. Paula? Crowd? Jackson? }
{Gone In The Presario. Raps Suck}
Top 5 Punches
Lots to chose from
5. Cat Pajamas
Punches Connect And Leave Sii Eating Dirt Like Blowing Brooms In Battle? CP Leave You ~Pissed N Broke, Down!~ Like Cars Having Trouble Going Zoom
Like Becoming 'X' CP Put Ya Flow In Doom Cuz The Only Way ~Sii Burn It N Close The Coffin of Cats~ Is Hearing Sounds From Internet Sewing Rooms
4. Anesthetic
Kidz A-Fire-Drill! I'm A-Full-Scale-Natural-Disaster That 'Crushez Italian Car Makerz' N Leave `{Alfa With Torn Framez}`
I'm Tighter-Still! I Slit-Foolz-Tailz! Battle-The-Master?! Cuz In Battle I'll `{Berry Yew, Dog} Like 'Describing Areaz Where Vick Got Rid Of Remainz!!
3. Red Tha Baron
This Slobbish-Childs-Doomed..Reach My Level? You'll {Never Catch Up To Top Dog} Like Chicago-Style-Food
Novice-Now-Screwed..Whose Winnin? Like 'Tying Up Thugs' Not-This-Proud-Goon
How I'll Shoot Dude?, U'll See {Reds With The Bird - Fire On Both Sides} Like The Crest Of Liverpools Soccer-Scouse-Brutes
{Never Ketchup To Top Dog}
{Reds = Liverpool F.C.s Nickname}
2. SiiNiDE
Like "Religious Revolts Against Their Diety" I'll {Mangle, Maul, Tie God}!! Hit-Fist-To-Mug!!
Quick-Witted-Huh?? Too bad Red "Never Hits Where He Aims" call him a "Pissing-Drunk"!
Shit, Listen-Punk! Your {Verse? I Look, Boy.. An' See Failure}!! I'm Watching French Ships-Gettin'-Sunk!!!
{Mangle Multie God}{Versailles Look, Bouyancy Failure} *His signature says "Multie God"
1. Annie
Conclude-This-Punk-Bitch! Im Past-Pro! This F.ag's-Hoe! A Sad-Show, Countin How Many `{Scotts-This-Gay-Lick}` Not Talkin 'DemograFics Of Glasgow' !!
Ain't The Dude-To-Fuck-With! Like 'PETA Responses To Oil Spills' I 'Won't Put Up With Your Gassed-Flow'
Dude-Getz-Trumped-Quick! Cuz Like `My Siamese Twin, Conjoined At The Ass` .... YOU'LL ALWAYS BE STANDING-IN-MY-SHADOW!!
{Scots - Gaelic}
Jackass Wall
Pissed – He’s really the only one imma mention this week. But before I go into this, on a side note, good ups on most of rapdogs keeping the teeth clean and not biting. Anyways, Pissed bit, and if you ask me, was a let down, and gives me speculation if he ever bit on other battles. The good thing that he did was, just take him getting caught and left, no resistance or bitchin out. He was a good member, and hopefully he’ll come back from this dentist appointment.
Top Freestyles
(in no order)
AKA-Ability – There’s More To Life (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=56923)
Ability returning to RD and bringin some topicalist heat with him, a good crew pickup if ya lookin for a topicalist, with a bit of help it wont be long before hes brushin shoulders with the HW's
MANE – Land Of Thought Seqeunce (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=56760)
Mane been bombardin us with pieces recently, graphically, audio, and topically elevatin ALOT, as if he needs it. LoL. Nice piece wanna see more of this MANE, propz on havin an audio and Open mic appearance.
Miss-Tiffy-Eyed feat. Nemesis – BitterSweet Love (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=56730)
Ahh A good old collab graces the screens of rd once more, use to be all over the place a few months back but now its a rare occurence. These two pulled it off well though, they're a good duo and maybe should think about some audio collaborations?
Divine Minds - Divne Minds Presents "Parallel Sleep State" (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=56710)
Woh... Gtech, Jeebin, Surprise, Reflexion, MANE and Evoligion really outdi themselves here. Best Crew Open mic in a long time. The hook was...well....off the hook and the flow throughout was crazy. Propz to jeebin for comin with a unique stye, flowed well and worked well with the topic and others.
Top Audios
NEUROLOGIK’S PICK OF THE WEEK
Illicit - All About The paper (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=56701)
HOOLLY SHITT. This got pick of the week by a long shot. The flow was on point throughout, the speed was just right, the beat was perfect, the vocab was suitable for the song, you were spittin real shit, not some random bollocks. HOT Piece, hit me up with a place i can download, and ill try and get some people round my endz listenin to it. Keep at it this was definetely a hot piece, hope to see some more...
Krucial – On Your Feet (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=56864)
WOW.... Where do i start with this? Sick Flow, found myself singin along to the hook after a while, lines are off the hook too "Psychics bitin lines i aint even spit yet" Dudes liek a younger eminem with a deeper voice haha. And i love the beat too. Really worked with ya. You used it well and this is one of my favourite audios of the week...
Mello - Redemption (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=56884)
Damn nice track from this dude, definetely one to look out for, records wit a good voice and got a bit of speed in there too, he sure knows how to get on my good side :D
Perky – Looking Back (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=56893)
WOH! Defiant return to audio with perky, aint seen this dude around in a while but its great to see his face around again. New tracks for his album called lookin back no release date disclosed.
MANE – The Journey (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=56625)
Dude gettin dark and cynical in this piece! So deep honestly this is a hot piece overall. The flow is dope, you stay on beat through out. And your vocab??? ZOMG! Its sick and well used. But for fuck sake make it longer LOL. Your voice suits the trackso well, deep, DEVIL soundin voice on a beat with high pitched sounds n shit. Overall Dope piece, maybe add another verse after it yeah? Sick...
Power Rankings
The End Of Topical Rankings (due to the fact that the RDTL week 11 went like for a year, and I don’t see that changing much in the future), only brings good things. Next Zine will bring the GFX rankings, as the SOTW competition is back. Now on to text..
Text
5. Neurologik – Only newcomer this week, and he’s been heatin up fast and hard. The rest of the power rankings should watch out. (Up 1 Spot)
4. Red Tha Baron – He’s keeping up with the rest of D.A.M.A.G.E. and producing that swagger that we love.(Stayed)
3. Cats Pajamas – The next two spots basically battled for it, and Annie came out on top, that simple.(Down 2 Spots)
2. Anesthetic – Beat last Zine’s #1, and that holds a lot. So RD is wondering, when are KMC and Annie gonna slug it out?(Up 1 Spot)
1. King MC – He really restaked his claim as number one battler on RD. With wins against Young Ru & Ju, Ahh Swoop Pen, and more.. I can’t deny him the top spot.(Up 1 Spot)
Runners up: ReFleXiOn, Siinide, Young Ru
Some Listenings
Remember.. click to download.
Kanye West feat. Mos Def – Goodnight (http://www.zshare.net/audio/347060855b9c47/)
Off Graduation. I know I’m that exclusive.
Lupe Fiasco - Superstar (http://www.zshare.net/audio/35207453c92a0c/)
His first single off The Cool.
Talib Kweli feat. KRS-One - The Perfect Beat (http://www.zshare.net/audio/3152413613f914/)
Nice collaboration? I would say so just by the look of the names.
Album of the Week
This is a special treat for yall. Here are the reviews for Kanye and 50’s next albums. The hype is phenomenal for these albums.
Kanye West - Graduation (http://allhiphop.com/blogs/reviews/archive/2007/09/04/18519780.aspx)
VS
50 Cent – Curtis (http://allhiphop.com/blogs/reviews/archive/2007/09/04/18519764.aspx)
Courtesy of AllHipHop.com
Throwback Battle
One of the few titan matchup tag team battles. This was a nice battle of respected vets who definitely know how to text.
Ven and KingBrown Vs. Baby Uzi & Gopha (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=34309)
Re-Release Therapy
I get to search through some old pieces that may have not been fed or at the time were simple overlooked and so often Beatboxx was posting up really nice stuff and he just didn't get recognized. So lets revisit what he has to offer.
My Pathetic Life (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=24457&highlight=)
Karma Part 1 (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=25853&highlight=)
Karma Part 2 (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26467&highlight=)
Tricked (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=24449&highlight=)
Innocence Lost (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=40562&highlight=)
Peace Out
Gem
What They Think Of…
I didn’t get any Pm’s for ‘Lil Wayne’, kind of gay, so let’s see what I get next week.
Next week’s “What They Think Of…” is.. Kanye’s Graduation or 50’s Curtis?.. PM me answers, and I will pick a few.
Magic Markers
Just use your mouse to highlight this section and find the secret message.
Kanye West is winning the Sept. 11th showdown. You heard that from Jeebin. Remember
TiVo Time
Common feat. Lily Allen – “Drivin’ Me Wild” (http://videos.onsmash.com/v/VXQSJ1ALZDzex8Rs)
Nice track and video off Common’s Finding Forever.
Behind The Bars: MAK
State Ya Name Gangsta: Mohammad
Who Gave You The Nickname MAK? I thought of it myself, it's my initials.. ;).
Have You Been Called By Any Other Alliases? nah
So dawg.. where you killin cats? in the back alley
Years of Wisdom: 1000 (3 years of rapping)
Where Do You Attend School? u mean University.. Oslo, Nowrway
Goin To College To Be A … ? Technical Cybernetic
Until Then, Any Job?: Nursing home for old people
Relationship Status? playa.. lmao.. single I guess
What Do You Look For In A Girl? (Focus In Ho's): haha, good question, well, first off let me say that I hate stupid girls. Which is a problem really cuz most girls are stupid as hell. I don't like when a girl tries to be funny, cuz a comic personality is only cool on guys, girls aint made to be funny, they're made to be pretty. I hate girls who bathe in make-up every morning. If a girl can cook, her value will increase greatly in my eyes (probobly in most guy's eyes too). She needs to know when to shut the fuck up and not nag. Basically, she needs to be my save heaven instead of being the pain in my ass!
Other Than Myself.. Biggest Influences In Life: God, The Prophet of Islam Muhammad(peace be upon him and his progeny), and his familly
A Quote To Remember: "Run from death and it will allways be chasing you. Face it and it will run away"-Imam Ali (the prophet's cousin)
… Moving Past The Bio …
What Was The First Hip Hop Song You Ever Heard? Fresh prince in bell air by will smith, lol
What Was The First Hip Hop CD You Ever Bought? hehe, I have never bought a cd in my life. Children are starving in africa, but nas and eminem won't starve if I don't buy their cd ;), they're allready shitting money.. however, I would support a really good underground head that need the money
What / Who Got You Into Rapping? well, I allways kinda liked rap sice I first learned, but the person who got me really interested in rapping would be my closest friend DNN (DatNutyNut), you might remember him from the old days.. he actually introduced me to RD aswell..
Any Other Genre Of Music You Listen To, Or Have.. That You Like Or Has Influenced You? yeah, I like all harmonic music.. not a specific genre, but all music that sounds ncie and relaxing.. like I could listen to some of greenday's songs forexample, then listen to some classical mastermind like beathoven or mozart..I love sad music too.. like piano solos and violin tunes
Why Text Battle? I don't text battle, it's too gay
Do Your Parents Know That You Battle? lol, I don't think so
When Did You First Start Writing Verses? around the end of 2003 I think.. when I joined this site
What Was It About? dissing people
Who Has Helped You The Most In Your Pursuit Of Becoming An Artist? My self and people's critisism..
Have You Produced Any Songs, Mixtapes, CDs, Or Plan To In The Future? I did release a mixtape about a year and a half ago, sold every copy I burned, lmao (about 30), then I stopped burning the shits cuz it was too much work, I just gave people the link..hehe
What's Your View On 'The Industry'? it's gay. If you don't have the right contacts, you don't mean shit.. it's rarely a question abuot tallent..
Haha...How Far Do You Think You Will Make It In 'The Game'? I think that, in time, I'll become a well known undergound head here in norway.. but nothing much past that
When Will You Quit? when I have nothing to rhyme about
Who Are Your Top 5 Rappers Out Now? hmm.. actually I hate all rappers now.. they're all about the same shit.. and it bores me to death.. but I'd say (in no order): eminem, pac,game, brother Ali, immortal tech
What Album Do You Got In Your CD Player? on my mp3 player I have songs of those rappers mentioned above..
How’d You Come Across RapDogs? DNN introduced me.. we actually found it together though back in 02 while searching for "learn rap" on google.. lol
So Why Do You Stay? why leave?
If You Could Make One Change On The Site, What Would It Be? make the mods less gay
Who U Think Is Top 3 On Rap Dogs? I've been away too long to say.. I don't know shit abuot the text heads.. but i guess in audio it'd be me,Masta T and d-rob/tc/trigo..
For As Long As You’ve Been A Member I Have To Ask Ya.. What’s The Best Thing That You’ve Seen Happen On The Site? hmmm..good question.. I don't know.. the BEST thing I don't know, but the worst thing would be that I think it was pretty gay of them to kick me out of the moderator team.I guess someone was jealous of my popularity on the site;)
If You Could Bring Back One Member That Isn’t Around Now, Who Would It Be? wow.. there are SOO MANY I'd like to bring back yo.. but most of all I think it'd be Playboyblaze.. PBB..
Who’s Your Best Friend On RD? Trigo, TC(but tc aint around that much) and NewEmcee
Who’s Your Least Favorite RD Member? way to put me on the spot here bitch.. haha.. jk..hmm.. I don't have a least favorite actually..
How Do You Want People To Remember You When You Leave? I want to be remembered as a good person and one of RD's best audio head's
Lol...What Do You Want To Accomplish On RapDogs Before You Leave For Good? bitch slap 90% of the moderators
If You Could Get Signed To Any Label, It Would Be...? I don't care as long as my shit gets out there..
If You Could Do A Collabo With Any Artist..? hmmm....... Brother Ali or Immortal tech.
… For My Sake …
What Did You Think Of This Interview? cool
Who Would You Like To See Interviewed Next? Trigo (if he hasn't allready been interviewed)
… Finally …
Any ShoutOuts? / Fairwells? / Comments? shout outs to all my audio heads, Lill ceez, masta t, farout, my old crew members and all my old vetsss
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Be On The Lookout…
BEL is really organized and is working well. BIG props to Red Tha Baron for setting that up. There are some good battles happenin so don’t be scared to vote. Also, VCC is back, so people things are happening in the background, stop rushing. And with that, I’m out like Pissed is to RD. :lol:
Live Life To The Fullest!
One Love,
Jee “Will Get Graduation Instead Of Curtis” bin
Sorry for the LONG wait, people got busy and some jobs were not filled.. But, I AM what I say I AM, and i'm not relinquishing this project. And believe me, it only gets better with age.. So we present the August Recap.
Full List Of Helpers
Nemesis – Text Battle Re-Caps/Battle Highlights/Top 5 Punches
Gemcee – Re-Release
Neurologik – Top Audio/Freestyles/
Top Avatar
http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/images/avatars/23024029546c936bed23f8.jpg
-Siinide’s avy got me rolling myself first time I saw it.
Top Graffiti Artists
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o208/Joseph1190/MosDefCutCpng.png
-NewEmcee. Mos Def at its finest.
Newbie Tip of the Week
Got Writers Block?? (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=44212)
The main man Trigo with some info.
RD 1 Battle Re-Caps
KaMiKaZe_LyRiCiZt vs. Dark Half
Brinks vs. Drugz
World Eleven vs. Dark Half
World Eleven vs. AP
mc-king vs. Dark Half
Dark Half vs. daprinceofatl
Bluegrass vs. daprinceofatl
KaMiKaZe_LyRiCiZt vs. World Eleven (No show)
World Eleven vs. LTHW
ANvs. Quietstorm
World Eleven vs. Brazy Red
KaMiKaZe_LyRiCiZt vs. Evan
Lyrics vs. BNG
Nitemare vs. kane** DQ
Eternal_Presence vs. Young Blaze
Igotyou155 vs. Nitemare
Daprinceofatl vs. Igotyou155
Barback vs AP (Topical)
Dark Half vs. 5krilla
Barback vs. Dark Half
Word vs. Dark Half
BC vs. Young Blaze
Xanice vs. Nemesis (Topical)
RoTTeN SkOuNdReL vs. Dark Half
Madman vs. BC
Mad Skills vs. KaMiKaZe_LyRiCiZt
World Eleven vs. 5krilla
World Eleven vs. 5krilla (Rematch)
Nitemare vs. Dark Half
AN vs. PTHD
PTHD vs. Brinks
Phatfarm vs. Il Don
Mindwrecker vs. Dark Half
Enkay vs. AP
Top Battles in RD 1
No Order
Xanice vs. Nemesis (Topical)
Both came very good on this battle. Xanice came with a real nice rap aspect and really got you into the topic almost like the opener to a show, it wasn’t quite great. It had potential. Nemesis came nice here, seen better from him, he explained the influence the blackout had on hip hop aswell as the effect it had in general
Xanice
Smash! Into The Darkness Approaching The Mass
Errupting In Riots, Fires And The Burning Of Glass
I Emerge Soaked In Sweat , Body SO Glossy From Pores
Emitting Persperation Leaking Like A Foucet FUCK The WOrld!
Fuck This Town, My People Will Rise And Get Ours NoW
Stand Up ANd Man Up No Time For Acting Like CLowns
We Handled Bats Us Vandled Cats And Prepared To Damage Rats
Steal Furniture And Leave The Store OWners With Bandage Wraps
I Dont Give A Crap This is The Last Straw! So Start The Fist
ANd Chaos! Cuz Its Like Hell In The City Its A Dark Abyss
I See My 'Nemisis' He's Trapped In A Fire And Its Oh So Thorogh
You Couldn't Rescue His CLOTHING If Light Was Restored TO all 4 Boroughs
lightning strikes knocked vital power lines feeding its massive power grid.
Trimming Out Air Conditioner To A Hult Like Rich Bastards SHower Lids
We Need Solution, This Darkness Is Polution Creating Hateful Actions
No Sound Or Caption Just A Resolution And We WIll Show Satisfaction
I'm Matchin Up My Thoughts... Maybe This City Isnt To Reliable
Couldn't We Restore Power To The Masses If The Circuts Are Dividable?
I'm Not Try'in Bull , SHyt They Putting All This Wieght On My Shoulders
All I Can Do Is Stall... Shyt Another Call , Tell Em Wait Til Its Over.....
Nemesis
Obliterated circuit breakers, the liberty and wish of a greedy Quaker
Lightning striking twice, price be paid by hundreds of people and archers
Neighborhoods surging and urging eternal darkness, on behalf of a polluted kind
The looting kind, vandalizing industries, laicizing the premises with their diluted mind
Walking a reputed line for being so selfish, the hell-ish beings came out
Hookers free to walk streets with wandering children, most claim doubt
For it was a poverty stricken community with no unity, every man for himself
Burglarizing every grocery and clothing store, robbing every dim shelf
Broadway was dull and set ablaze with arsenic fear in the set one
Forget none, this catastrophe of arrests, detests, rest none
For who was not indicted to this holocaust of municipal edifice
Missable entice of the onslaught of police, not resistable suffice
Two by two the men and women embarked the station, remarked citation
For ever was trespassing the residence, deconstructing the foundation
Migration of a once poor city emerged to become a G rated locale
Low profile now star studded high rated morales, and pascals
For now this evaluate to be the worst blackout in history
Back then was a block party of arson and illegal mystery
Possible the breeding ground for the evolution of the DJ
Has now become a tradition, a mission to every word we say
AN vs. Quietstorm
This was a nice battle, AN ran the punches, but on another note QS actually came very hard in this battle, won wordplay in the eyes of most, also came with the multies, not AN’s strong point. Overall this is the hardest I’ve seen Quiet come since his return, deserved the win
AN
Fuck This Chump! Leave "Quietstorm's Embedded With Pressure"... Like "Developing Low Fronts!"
This No Fun! You Less Than A Challenge!
Cuz "Storms Wrecking aMERiKaZ Frame? Nah He Fails To Hit"... Like "Recent Hurricane Stunts!"
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Thats Right! Its Over! Your "Critiqe For Battles Aint Developed"... Like "Artistic Photos In Nova!"
Im Never Lower! Your Drunk With Envy!
Cuz "Facing AN Aint Easy To Do! Your Stumbling Over Lines!"... Like "Rappers Who Cant Stay Sober!"
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Your Chances Of Winning: MINIMAL - "Fuck This Battle! Trust I'll Win!"... Like "Synonyms Of Litteral!"
I Smash And Ridicule! Your Not Entering Shit!
Cuz Trust "You'll Argue The Outcome! Bitching About Votes!"... Like "Pursuing Events That Trivial!"
Quietstorm
"evidence cant see me straight" like a file drunk on whiskey! but i aint talkin bout "explosives on adolescent legs" when i say imma blow out his kidneys!! (kid knees)
try to hit me! cuz ill send "waves to steal all yo shit till ur naked"! so "Q beck poo bare" like Canadian style of disney!!! (Quebec pooh bear)
Im da reason 4 americas worse dreams! cuz imma "bash off another youth" like a headline about the perth teens!!
ur gonna loose by all means! cuz "Q defeat all stages"! like directors trying to film a number of birth scenes!!! (cue da fetal)
(perth teens.......look it up.....)
watch him run in fear of me! cuz "$torms been Amerika'z nightmare for years" like when global warming started in da year 2G!!
he da best? u would never be inflated to cheif! cuz he couldnt be the "beginning of eternity or the end of hip hop life" even if he was related to E!!!
(Location: Far Past Your Level Of Skill)
RD 2 Battle Re-caps
Most of the battles are unclosed…. GOOOO VOTE!!!!
Young Blaze vs. KaMiKaZe_LyRiCiZt (topical)
King Mc vs. Dark Half
Lyrics vs. King Mc
Nemesis vs. LTHW (topical)
Young Blaze vs. BNG
GTech vs. Lyrics
Young Blaze vs. King Mc
Nemesis vs. RTB (no show)
AN vs. RTB
Game Shark vs. The Green Machine
Enkay vs. LTHW
Nemesis vs. Grifta
Kami KAM VS. LTHW
Gtech VS. X
M.O.Z VS. Jeo
ILL VS. Pissed <<<< BITER
MTE VS. Lil Esco (TOPICAL) <<< RD1 really
Brinks VS. Lil Esco (TOPICAL)
Top Battles in RD 2
No Order
AN v.s RTB
ON AN's part he brang alot of humor, RTB is ussually a straight forward guy. An, really didn't dominate any cat, he had a couple nice punches here in their, but RTB pretty much commanded the battle. Even saying that tho this battle is a really nice battle.
AN
Battle With Fear? Pfft.. Its Nothing To Me! "Happily End Ya Career"... Like "Service With A Smile... Oh... And Ghonnarea!"
Facing Me Q.ueer? Shouldn't Have Done That!
Cuz I "Come With More Wise Cracks! Red Stand Speachless!"... Like "Sex With Intelligent Broads Who Can't Fuckin Hear!"
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Aint Scared Of This Ass! Your A "Smaller Minority Of Opinions"... Than "The Whole Movie Cast!"
Less Than Last! Leave You Soaked In Death!
Cuz "You Less Than A Threat! Red Just Simulates Hard!"... Like "Virtual Porn With TAMPAX!"
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Intelects What I Devise! "Red Spinning More Bullshit"... Than "Recent World Events... TELEVISED!"
You Less Than Survive! Dead On Arrival!
Cuz Trust I'll "Leave Red Torn In Junctions! Buried In Dirt!"... Like "Cards Bad Sportmanship Derive!"
{The Bullfights In Spain}{Injunction}
RTB
"Tyrant?" Only Cuz This F.aggot-Bitch-Cant-Afford-Cravats-Fo'-Class-Pics
My Hatchets-Flippin-Towards-This-Whack-Ho's-F.ag-Clique
"I'll Begin His Whirled Wreck Or Disgraceful Fall" Like The Actress-Gettin Awards-For-Acrobatics
"Tie Rent..Alba Guiness World Record Is Graceful Fall"
Ya Prewrittens Got "Lost In The Shuffle" So Of Course You Aint "Playin-With-A-Full-Deck"-You-Pawn!
If Yall Miss Me Lacin-This-Dumb-Fool's-Neck-With-Bombs
U Will "Opt To Miss Prime Time Killing" Like The Robot Clockin The Death Of Lame-N-Bitch-Ass-Deceptacons
Optimus Prime Time Killing
I Start Trouble-Fo'-Noob-Fakes-Frontin,-Cure-These-Weeds, I'll Ruffle-Slow-Dudes,-Lay-Punches-For-Weak-Freaks
Use Logic, "Mare A WannaBe At A Fight, Owned By Sense" Like Druggin Buffalo-To-Make-Huntin-More-Easy
Marijuana Beatify Toned Bisons
RTB vs. SiiNiDE
NOT FINISHED !!!
IMO the best battle on RD at the moment. Both came extremely hard, the
could go either way. No one really commanded the battle, both used amazing wp, and punches... I wish we would get a lot more battles like these.
RTB
Manhandle-This-Lame, Cuz {Sii A Measly Shit/Siamese - Leash It} Like Keepin Animals-Restrained !!
Watch-My-Shells-Murk-Nerds, Ya Talk Hard, But {Sii - Renegade Of Vice}? Only If Its Thoughts-Of-Failed-Burglars
Act Like U Divine Now..But Blocks-Face-Swell-Purple
Cuz {Sii - Eden Denizen? Ya Lying} Like The Lost Iraqi Slept In A Pasture & Got-Himself-Murdered
{Siren A Gay Device}
{Sayid End In A Zinnia, Laying}
Cats_Pajamas wrote:
Sii Your Such A Cum Dumpster.
Anesthetic wrote:
He sure is.
End The {D.O.E. Tea Bagger} Like Killin Indian Grocery Helpers..Like 'Breakin Treasure' Bullets Pop-In-His-Chest
I {Knew Turd A Bitch} So Like Smart Pet Owners I'm Stoppin-This-Vet
Sii Lost-This-Contest, & I Beat This {Punk Til He Is In Agony} Like Uptight Hotel Mangement Causin-Distress
{Dhoti Bagger}
{Neutered A Bitch...U Shoudnt Neuter A Female, So A Smart Pet Owner Would Stop That..}
{Punctilious Inn - Agony}
Stay At The 'Top Of Beef' Like Sesame-Bun-Seeds..Caps Leave {His Tummy Gnawed} Like Irregular-Amines
{Put Cha In Ya Place} Like Usurpin The Singers Fan Threads-In-Secrecy
Beatin This Veteran-With-Ease..My Gat? {It'll Leave You On The Floor} Like Roman Mosiacs Set-In-Ground-Stoning
{Histamine Odd}
{Putsch A Enya Place}
{Italy View On The Floor}
This Slobbish-Childs-Doomed..Reach My Level? You'll {Never Catch Up To Top Dog} Like Chicago-Style-Food
Novice-Now-Screwed..Whose Winnin? Like 'Tying Up Thugs' Not-This-Proud-Goon
How I'll Shoot Dude?, U'll See {Reds With The Bird - Fire On Both Sides} Like The Crest Of Liverpools Soccer-Scouse-Brutes
{Never Ketchup To Top Dog}
{Reds = Liverpool F.C.s Nickname}
SiiNiDE
"Venomously Corrode Flesh" with a Blade-Exposed! This ain't "Tavern-Brawls", I'm still {Swingin' "Toxic-Aided" Blows}...
As I "{Blast His Quory-Crumbles}" Like "Minors Detonating Rocks, Watching-Slate-Explode"!!!
And Sii leave Red's {Column-Busted In Multiple Directions} without "Exploring The New World With Various Ways-To-Go"!!!
{Swing Intoxicated Blows} {Blast His Core, He Crumbles} {Columbus Did In Multiple Directions}
I'm not Bragging-B.. But when I "Spring Hits", "Red Leaves Acid-Green" like An-"Average-Tree"!!
His "Punches"?? Ain't "Tagging-Me"...Cuz...
I "Chomp Through"!! "No Fists" with your {Diss Cuz Sii "Gnawed" 'Em}, not "Debating The Change In Seasons Happening"!! So without 'Aiming Brutal Shots At Quervo', I'll {Strike Ta Kill A Man-Savagely}!!!
{Discuss Sign, Autumn} {Strike Tequilla Man, Savagely}
^^^^ Read that two, maybe three times.. Until you full comprehend the double and triple entendre..
RTB beating Sii?? "UESLESS TO ATTEMPT IT" like C.P.R. to try an Save-A-Corpse!!
I'll Mame-This-Whore! Cuz Red 'Never Connects Correctly' like 'Plugging X-Box To Sega-Cords'!!!
"Strip" Hopes with Omega-Force!! Notice him, {"Bare", In Submission} Like "Exposed German Pilots In Naval-Wars"!!!!!
{Baron Sub-mission}
Like "Religious Revolts Against Their Diety" I'll {Mangle, Maul, Tie God}!! Hit-Fist-To-Mug!!
Quick-Witted-Huh?? Too bad Red "Never Hits Where He Aims" call him a "Pissing-Drunk"!
Shit, Listen-Punk! Your {Verse? I Look, Boy.. An' See Failure}!! I'm Watching French Ships-Gettin'-Sunk!!!
{Mangle Multie God}{Versailles Look, Bouyancy Failure} *His signature says "Multie God"
RD 3 Battle Re-caps
Young Ru vs. [King_Mc]
Ahh Swoop Pen vs. [King_Mc]
[Neurologik] vs. quiet$torm
pissedgoodnamesaretaken vs. KMA
...yOuNg jU... vs. [King_Mc]
Cats_Pajamas vs. Anesthetic
Ahh Swoop Pen vs. Alfa-Q
Shoalin vs. LYRICS
Sinis vs. Cats_Pajamas
Nemesis14 vs. The Chozen One 13
aMERiKaZ NiGHTMaRE vs. [King_Mc]
Revo~lution vs. [Neurologik]
X vs. ...yOuNg jU...
Nemesis14 vs. [Neurologik]
LYRICS vs. ReFleXiOn
Revo~lution vs. Young_Ghost
Alfa-Q vs. Young Ru
Siinide vs. ReFleXiOn
LYRICS vs. Young Ru
Top RD 3 Battles
Cats vs. SiiNiDE
Sii came really weak in this battle, im surprised he didn’t come a lot harder because of the stature cat can bring. Overall good battle tho, most of ever cats we commanded but CP, which usually is a shocker between 2 good text heads…. But not in this case
SiiNiDE
Check the Lines Out like a Grocery Clerk, Notice I Easily Served Him! CATS is Over, Curtians!
Your 'Text Couldn't Flow' in 'Cursive' .. Thats why your 'Barb-in, Broken Off' like 'Steve Irwin'
( Bar Been Broken Off )
Cat's Caught in a Dog Fight, Theres no way to Succeed! Punch till he Sleeps n' PJ Dreams to be Deciesed! To me C's Percieved Ridiculous Weak
See, I Got a Maticulous Technique! Dont think your King, I'll 'Paralize n End Careers by Throwin You off that High Horse' like Christopher Reeve's
C's the Target! Enemies Held Hostage, you've Been Acosted, Stomped, n Squashed in The Carpet!
Watch me sweep the cat's because C's Catch is he's 'Vary Any Fish Scent ' like a Sea Food Market!
( very inefficient )
When its comes to Bars? you 'Stretch-yours' like Gurney's! So I Burried your Pussy Shit, just Call this a Litter Box Visual
'Spill Blood' as I 'Bust this Homo's Head Open on the Boards' like 'Greg Luganis' and 'Sacrafice Cats' like 'Satanic Rituals'
(stretcher's)
Punches? I will Hand Cat Jaw Fulls! You were Stupid "Two-Step n' now you'll Fuck-n-Pay" like a 'Slow Dance Brothel'
Your Drops so Dam Awfull, you Wouldn't " Sea-People-Love-In-Your-Text " if you wrote a 'Mermaids Romance Novel'
( to step n Now you'll fuckin Pay. see people loving your text)
CP
Nobody Listens When SiNiS Rhymez And These Bars? They Will Really Show You How To Finish Linez
This Battle? CATS SWEEP!! We‘re Just Missing A Broom Divine Elevation, So This Is My Lyrical ~Ascension, Sin~ Like Christian Perfumes!
Put You Through Hell! So Like Suicide Victims, You Get Bliss In A Tomb This Shit‘s Remedial! Only Way ~Sin Could Apply Hints To Help~ Is Putting New Machines For Kitchens In Rooms
~A Scent Shun Sin~ ~Sink Hood? Appliance To Help!~
After This Battle? Your ‘Careers Down The Drain‘ Almost Like I Bought Him A Sink My Verbs ~Rapture Chests At Least!~ Like Presents From Poor Families That Taught Him Ta Think
You Don‘t Make Any Sense, Like Being Hot In A Rink When The Fists Land On Ya Face? ~SiNiS Turn Un-Sightly~ Like Naughty Teachers Spotting A Ch.i.nk
~Wrapped Your Chess At Least!~ ~Sinister Nun Sight Lee~
Fists Are Like Snowstorms, They’re Cold And Flurry! Writing So Much, I Got ~Carpel Tunnel~ Like Group Cars Being Sold To Bury
You Should Make Like Failing Rat Poker Players, Fold And Scurry! Punches Connect ~N Dent Your Mandible, Time‘s Up!!~ Like Slaves Being Told To Hurry
~Car Pool Tunnel~ ~Indenture Man. Double Time! Sup???~
Go Ahead And Swing! CP Won‘t Move A ~Centimeter, Stick Around And Watch!~ Like Mailing A Clock And Ruler
Can’t Win, Cuz Like ‘Clumsy Tailgaters’ I’m Dropping Cooler
When I Spit? That‘s ~It! SiN Ta Met His Match!~ Like A Dating Sites Pairing A Jock And Schoolgirl
~Sent A Meter Stick And Watch~ ~It's Intamate, His Match!!~
When CP Done, You‘ll Be Like This Guy:: Seeing A L!! My Verse? ~It Smolder You Kid!~ Like Parents Finding Reasons For Smells
Cats Rape You, But This’ll Differ From Foreign Testimonies, Cuz You Won’t Be Leaving To Tell Don‘t Get Cocky, You‘re Only A ~Competitor Til I’m Serious~ Like Excited Children Pleasing A Shell
~It's Mold Or You Kid~ ~Come Pet A Turtle! I'm Serious!~
You're Bad And Lost Man, So In The End? ~Sin See Cats Win~ Like Victory For Chad And Carson!!
~Cincy Cats Win~
Bengals!?
CP vs. Annie
Crazy battle was waiting for this one….. very close indeed yet annie seemed to had had the upper hand, with very complex wp and punches.. CP wasn’t quite on Annies level in this battle, but wasn’t far behind
CP
This Battle'll Make You Retire! So Against CP? ~Frankly An Rhymes A Swan Song~ Like Sinatra And Country Singers Doing A Farewell Concert Live For Fans
~Can An Ball? NO! Pfft. Come On!~ Like Telling A Reluctant Swimmer To Dive In, Damn!
Crew Wise? Only Way ~Sii, An, Sinis, Ju Seeing Number 1 Rank~ Is If They Were Female Groupies Of Thriving Bands
~Cannonball? No? Pfft. Come On!!~ ~Frank, Leeann Rhymes: A Swan Song~ ~Sigh.... Hanson Is Juicy N Number 1 Rank!!!!!~
D.O.E Dont Stand A Chance! So Like FONDLING ADAM SANDLER FLICKS, CP’ll Rape Ya Click!!!, This Ain't KIDS REFUSING TO ROB POPULAR MOVIES, But An Still Can't Take A Hit!! Cuz When Cats ~Wreck An's I'll Reign!!~ Like Doing Dances To Stop Mother Nature's Drips
Destroy You, It’ll Make Ya Sick When Cats Swinging? An Can't Duck, So It'll Be Like ARRIVING AT POOLS TARDY, Too Late To Dip!! So Watch As These ~Four Demolish, D.O.E Need ED~ Like Dudes Giving Shopping And Paper Tips
~Reconcile Rain~ ~For Da Mall Ish, Dough Needed~
So Like BABIES EATING A HAMMER, Your Style Sucks, Ya Tool!!The Way I MAKE YOU FALL You Think You Were Riding A Bucking Bull Cuz The Only Way ~An See Or Gas Em~ Is Being A Premature Fucking Fool
The Way An ~Earn E L's~ It's Like You Think Puttings Cool Just Retire, Cuz Your ~Chances Are Gone~ Like The Disappearance of Jackie's Cutting Tools
~Antsy Orgasm~ ~Ernie Els~ ~Chan Scissor Gone~
So Scared, An'll Probably DUCK THE CHECK Like People At Restaurants Who Lied And Ran Battling Cats? ~CJ's In Over His Head~ Like Centers Seeing Nets Point Guards Flying, DAMN!
Beat Me? Go Ahead And Try It Fam! You'll Tire An! Cuz Like ADVOCATES OF EMPLOYMENT CHANCES, I'm A Higher Man!!!!! Watch As CP ~Sell You, Lightweight, To A Loss~ Like Adopting A Diet Plan
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Annie
Diced! This {Cat-As-Trophy} Is Taxiderby Style! He's `Picking Up His Limbz` Like `Professional Tree Cutterz`
Gone N A Flash! Punchez?! `{Catalan Nun}` Like `Scandanavian Motherz`
Get Off My DICK! You Only 'Appear When There's To Be An Anal Probe' Like 'The Creation Of South Park's Character, BUTTERS!'
U Seeing Me?! I'll Crack-The-Mirror, Barz Like `Antz Being Tortured By Kidz`.... They `Lack-The-Feeler/Filler`
Cuz Like A `Night At The Museum` This `Cat'll Be Nothing But Bonez` And I Don't Mean 'MOVIES-WITH-BEN-STILLER'
You ain't `Horny Insectz Destined For Greatness` So `Why Build {Cat-A-Pillar}`???
Punch Hit Em Like A Bus N Have Him 'Seeing Stars All Around His Head' He'll Think He `PLAYED FOR THE FUCKING PITTSBURGH-STEELERS`
`Cum.. Through..` And `Leave Pajamas Ripped!!` Like `A Child's Late Night Struggle Against A Pedophile's Cling'!!!
|Appaul-A-Crowd| When I `{Jack-Son}` Like `Questioning Those Who Watch Idolz Sing!!`
Point Proven. Herez The Final Sting`Crush Recordz` Watch The `Vinyl Swing`
Battle!?! NO! He Was `Gone In The {Pre! Sorry! Yo Raps Suck}` LIke `Netcees Deleting Verses When Linez LACK THE NECESSARY ZING.`
{Uhhh.. Paula? Crowd? Jackson? }
{Gone In The Presario. Raps Suck}
Top 5 Punches
Lots to chose from
5. Cat Pajamas
Punches Connect And Leave Sii Eating Dirt Like Blowing Brooms In Battle? CP Leave You ~Pissed N Broke, Down!~ Like Cars Having Trouble Going Zoom
Like Becoming 'X' CP Put Ya Flow In Doom Cuz The Only Way ~Sii Burn It N Close The Coffin of Cats~ Is Hearing Sounds From Internet Sewing Rooms
4. Anesthetic
Kidz A-Fire-Drill! I'm A-Full-Scale-Natural-Disaster That 'Crushez Italian Car Makerz' N Leave `{Alfa With Torn Framez}`
I'm Tighter-Still! I Slit-Foolz-Tailz! Battle-The-Master?! Cuz In Battle I'll `{Berry Yew, Dog} Like 'Describing Areaz Where Vick Got Rid Of Remainz!!
3. Red Tha Baron
This Slobbish-Childs-Doomed..Reach My Level? You'll {Never Catch Up To Top Dog} Like Chicago-Style-Food
Novice-Now-Screwed..Whose Winnin? Like 'Tying Up Thugs' Not-This-Proud-Goon
How I'll Shoot Dude?, U'll See {Reds With The Bird - Fire On Both Sides} Like The Crest Of Liverpools Soccer-Scouse-Brutes
{Never Ketchup To Top Dog}
{Reds = Liverpool F.C.s Nickname}
2. SiiNiDE
Like "Religious Revolts Against Their Diety" I'll {Mangle, Maul, Tie God}!! Hit-Fist-To-Mug!!
Quick-Witted-Huh?? Too bad Red "Never Hits Where He Aims" call him a "Pissing-Drunk"!
Shit, Listen-Punk! Your {Verse? I Look, Boy.. An' See Failure}!! I'm Watching French Ships-Gettin'-Sunk!!!
{Mangle Multie God}{Versailles Look, Bouyancy Failure} *His signature says "Multie God"
1. Annie
Conclude-This-Punk-Bitch! Im Past-Pro! This F.ag's-Hoe! A Sad-Show, Countin How Many `{Scotts-This-Gay-Lick}` Not Talkin 'DemograFics Of Glasgow' !!
Ain't The Dude-To-Fuck-With! Like 'PETA Responses To Oil Spills' I 'Won't Put Up With Your Gassed-Flow'
Dude-Getz-Trumped-Quick! Cuz Like `My Siamese Twin, Conjoined At The Ass` .... YOU'LL ALWAYS BE STANDING-IN-MY-SHADOW!!
{Scots - Gaelic}
Jackass Wall
Pissed – He’s really the only one imma mention this week. But before I go into this, on a side note, good ups on most of rapdogs keeping the teeth clean and not biting. Anyways, Pissed bit, and if you ask me, was a let down, and gives me speculation if he ever bit on other battles. The good thing that he did was, just take him getting caught and left, no resistance or bitchin out. He was a good member, and hopefully he’ll come back from this dentist appointment.
Top Freestyles
(in no order)
AKA-Ability – There’s More To Life (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=56923)
Ability returning to RD and bringin some topicalist heat with him, a good crew pickup if ya lookin for a topicalist, with a bit of help it wont be long before hes brushin shoulders with the HW's
MANE – Land Of Thought Seqeunce (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=56760)
Mane been bombardin us with pieces recently, graphically, audio, and topically elevatin ALOT, as if he needs it. LoL. Nice piece wanna see more of this MANE, propz on havin an audio and Open mic appearance.
Miss-Tiffy-Eyed feat. Nemesis – BitterSweet Love (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=56730)
Ahh A good old collab graces the screens of rd once more, use to be all over the place a few months back but now its a rare occurence. These two pulled it off well though, they're a good duo and maybe should think about some audio collaborations?
Divine Minds - Divne Minds Presents "Parallel Sleep State" (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=56710)
Woh... Gtech, Jeebin, Surprise, Reflexion, MANE and Evoligion really outdi themselves here. Best Crew Open mic in a long time. The hook was...well....off the hook and the flow throughout was crazy. Propz to jeebin for comin with a unique stye, flowed well and worked well with the topic and others.
Top Audios
NEUROLOGIK’S PICK OF THE WEEK
Illicit - All About The paper (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=56701)
HOOLLY SHITT. This got pick of the week by a long shot. The flow was on point throughout, the speed was just right, the beat was perfect, the vocab was suitable for the song, you were spittin real shit, not some random bollocks. HOT Piece, hit me up with a place i can download, and ill try and get some people round my endz listenin to it. Keep at it this was definetely a hot piece, hope to see some more...
Krucial – On Your Feet (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=56864)
WOW.... Where do i start with this? Sick Flow, found myself singin along to the hook after a while, lines are off the hook too "Psychics bitin lines i aint even spit yet" Dudes liek a younger eminem with a deeper voice haha. And i love the beat too. Really worked with ya. You used it well and this is one of my favourite audios of the week...
Mello - Redemption (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=56884)
Damn nice track from this dude, definetely one to look out for, records wit a good voice and got a bit of speed in there too, he sure knows how to get on my good side :D
Perky – Looking Back (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=56893)
WOH! Defiant return to audio with perky, aint seen this dude around in a while but its great to see his face around again. New tracks for his album called lookin back no release date disclosed.
MANE – The Journey (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=56625)
Dude gettin dark and cynical in this piece! So deep honestly this is a hot piece overall. The flow is dope, you stay on beat through out. And your vocab??? ZOMG! Its sick and well used. But for fuck sake make it longer LOL. Your voice suits the trackso well, deep, DEVIL soundin voice on a beat with high pitched sounds n shit. Overall Dope piece, maybe add another verse after it yeah? Sick...
Power Rankings
The End Of Topical Rankings (due to the fact that the RDTL week 11 went like for a year, and I don’t see that changing much in the future), only brings good things. Next Zine will bring the GFX rankings, as the SOTW competition is back. Now on to text..
Text
5. Neurologik – Only newcomer this week, and he’s been heatin up fast and hard. The rest of the power rankings should watch out. (Up 1 Spot)
4. Red Tha Baron – He’s keeping up with the rest of D.A.M.A.G.E. and producing that swagger that we love.(Stayed)
3. Cats Pajamas – The next two spots basically battled for it, and Annie came out on top, that simple.(Down 2 Spots)
2. Anesthetic – Beat last Zine’s #1, and that holds a lot. So RD is wondering, when are KMC and Annie gonna slug it out?(Up 1 Spot)
1. King MC – He really restaked his claim as number one battler on RD. With wins against Young Ru & Ju, Ahh Swoop Pen, and more.. I can’t deny him the top spot.(Up 1 Spot)
Runners up: ReFleXiOn, Siinide, Young Ru
Some Listenings
Remember.. click to download.
Kanye West feat. Mos Def – Goodnight (http://www.zshare.net/audio/347060855b9c47/)
Off Graduation. I know I’m that exclusive.
Lupe Fiasco - Superstar (http://www.zshare.net/audio/35207453c92a0c/)
His first single off The Cool.
Talib Kweli feat. KRS-One - The Perfect Beat (http://www.zshare.net/audio/3152413613f914/)
Nice collaboration? I would say so just by the look of the names.
Album of the Week
This is a special treat for yall. Here are the reviews for Kanye and 50’s next albums. The hype is phenomenal for these albums.
Kanye West - Graduation (http://allhiphop.com/blogs/reviews/archive/2007/09/04/18519780.aspx)
VS
50 Cent – Curtis (http://allhiphop.com/blogs/reviews/archive/2007/09/04/18519764.aspx)
Courtesy of AllHipHop.com
Throwback Battle
One of the few titan matchup tag team battles. This was a nice battle of respected vets who definitely know how to text.
Ven and KingBrown Vs. Baby Uzi & Gopha (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=34309)
Re-Release Therapy
I get to search through some old pieces that may have not been fed or at the time were simple overlooked and so often Beatboxx was posting up really nice stuff and he just didn't get recognized. So lets revisit what he has to offer.
My Pathetic Life (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=24457&highlight=)
Karma Part 1 (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=25853&highlight=)
Karma Part 2 (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=26467&highlight=)
Tricked (http://rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=24449&highlight=)
Innocence Lost (http://www.rapdogs.com/message-board-forum/viewtopic.php?t=40562&highlight=)
Peace Out
Gem
What They Think Of…
I didn’t get any Pm’s for ‘Lil Wayne’, kind of gay, so let’s see what I get next week.
Next week’s “What They Think Of…” is.. Kanye’s Graduation or 50’s Curtis?.. PM me answers, and I will pick a few.
Magic Markers
Just use your mouse to highlight this section and find the secret message.
Kanye West is winning the Sept. 11th showdown. You heard that from Jeebin. Remember
TiVo Time
Common feat. Lily Allen – “Drivin’ Me Wild” (http://videos.onsmash.com/v/VXQSJ1ALZDzex8Rs)
Nice track and video off Common’s Finding Forever.
Behind The Bars: MAK
State Ya Name Gangsta: Mohammad
Who Gave You The Nickname MAK? I thought of it myself, it's my initials.. ;).
Have You Been Called By Any Other Alliases? nah
So dawg.. where you killin cats? in the back alley
Years of Wisdom: 1000 (3 years of rapping)
Where Do You Attend School? u mean University.. Oslo, Nowrway
Goin To College To Be A … ? Technical Cybernetic
Until Then, Any Job?: Nursing home for old people
Relationship Status? playa.. lmao.. single I guess
What Do You Look For In A Girl? (Focus In Ho's): haha, good question, well, first off let me say that I hate stupid girls. Which is a problem really cuz most girls are stupid as hell. I don't like when a girl tries to be funny, cuz a comic personality is only cool on guys, girls aint made to be funny, they're made to be pretty. I hate girls who bathe in make-up every morning. If a girl can cook, her value will increase greatly in my eyes (probobly in most guy's eyes too). She needs to know when to shut the fuck up and not nag. Basically, she needs to be my save heaven instead of being the pain in my ass!
Other Than Myself.. Biggest Influences In Life: God, The Prophet of Islam Muhammad(peace be upon him and his progeny), and his familly
A Quote To Remember: "Run from death and it will allways be chasing you. Face it and it will run away"-Imam Ali (the prophet's cousin)
… Moving Past The Bio …
What Was The First Hip Hop Song You Ever Heard? Fresh prince in bell air by will smith, lol
What Was The First Hip Hop CD You Ever Bought? hehe, I have never bought a cd in my life. Children are starving in africa, but nas and eminem won't starve if I don't buy their cd ;), they're allready shitting money.. however, I would support a really good underground head that need the money
What / Who Got You Into Rapping? well, I allways kinda liked rap sice I first learned, but the person who got me really interested in rapping would be my closest friend DNN (DatNutyNut), you might remember him from the old days.. he actually introduced me to RD aswell..
Any Other Genre Of Music You Listen To, Or Have.. That You Like Or Has Influenced You? yeah, I like all harmonic music.. not a specific genre, but all music that sounds ncie and relaxing.. like I could listen to some of greenday's songs forexample, then listen to some classical mastermind like beathoven or mozart..I love sad music too.. like piano solos and violin tunes
Why Text Battle? I don't text battle, it's too gay
Do Your Parents Know That You Battle? lol, I don't think so
When Did You First Start Writing Verses? around the end of 2003 I think.. when I joined this site
What Was It About? dissing people
Who Has Helped You The Most In Your Pursuit Of Becoming An Artist? My self and people's critisism..
Have You Produced Any Songs, Mixtapes, CDs, Or Plan To In The Future? I did release a mixtape about a year and a half ago, sold every copy I burned, lmao (about 30), then I stopped burning the shits cuz it was too much work, I just gave people the link..hehe
What's Your View On 'The Industry'? it's gay. If you don't have the right contacts, you don't mean shit.. it's rarely a question abuot tallent..
Haha...How Far Do You Think You Will Make It In 'The Game'? I think that, in time, I'll become a well known undergound head here in norway.. but nothing much past that
When Will You Quit? when I have nothing to rhyme about
Who Are Your Top 5 Rappers Out Now? hmm.. actually I hate all rappers now.. they're all about the same shit.. and it bores me to death.. but I'd say (in no order): eminem, pac,game, brother Ali, immortal tech
What Album Do You Got In Your CD Player? on my mp3 player I have songs of those rappers mentioned above..
How’d You Come Across RapDogs? DNN introduced me.. we actually found it together though back in 02 while searching for "learn rap" on google.. lol
So Why Do You Stay? why leave?
If You Could Make One Change On The Site, What Would It Be? make the mods less gay
Who U Think Is Top 3 On Rap Dogs? I've been away too long to say.. I don't know shit abuot the text heads.. but i guess in audio it'd be me,Masta T and d-rob/tc/trigo..
For As Long As You’ve Been A Member I Have To Ask Ya.. What’s The Best Thing That You’ve Seen Happen On The Site? hmmm..good question.. I don't know.. the BEST thing I don't know, but the worst thing would be that I think it was pretty gay of them to kick me out of the moderator team.I guess someone was jealous of my popularity on the site;)
If You Could Bring Back One Member That Isn’t Around Now, Who Would It Be? wow.. there are SOO MANY I'd like to bring back yo.. but most of all I think it'd be Playboyblaze.. PBB..
Who’s Your Best Friend On RD? Trigo, TC(but tc aint around that much) and NewEmcee
Who’s Your Least Favorite RD Member? way to put me on the spot here bitch.. haha.. jk..hmm.. I don't have a least favorite actually..
How Do You Want People To Remember You When You Leave? I want to be remembered as a good person and one of RD's best audio head's
Lol...What Do You Want To Accomplish On RapDogs Before You Leave For Good? bitch slap 90% of the moderators
If You Could Get Signed To Any Label, It Would Be...? I don't care as long as my shit gets out there..
If You Could Do A Collabo With Any Artist..? hmmm....... Brother Ali or Immortal tech.
… For My Sake …
What Did You Think Of This Interview? cool
Who Would You Like To See Interviewed Next? Trigo (if he hasn't allready been interviewed)
… Finally …
Any ShoutOuts? / Fairwells? / Comments? shout outs to all my audio heads, Lill ceez, masta t, farout, my old crew members and all my old vetsss
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Be On The Lookout…
BEL is really organized and is working well. BIG props to Red Tha Baron for setting that up. There are some good battles happenin so don’t be scared to vote. Also, VCC is back, so people things are happening in the background, stop rushing. And with that, I’m out like Pissed is to RD. :lol:
Live Life To The Fullest!
One Love,
Jee “Will Get Graduation Instead Of Curtis” bin