~ Lyrical Assassins vs. Text Drawn Kings ~

[Expo]

heres whats goin on . .

im gonna make a seperate check in thread . . everyone on that will then be listed in this post to show whos reppin for each crew . . after that we will begin the battle . . remember THREE (3) members per team . .

Lyrical Assassins:
-Expo
-INHUMAN
-Sleepy

Text Drawn Kings:
-PLAYBOYBLAZE
-Kaos
-Cynikal_Gonz

Rules:
-10 bar/20 line MAX (20 word MAX/line) per person
-First to 5 votes wins
-3-0 is a K.O.
-no hate/dickriding/crew/newbie votes <--(299- posts)
-explained votes
-no biting

both crews have three days to check in . . from there both crews will have three days to drop there verses . . try to get them on one post if possible ppl (get together on aim and figure that out) . . after both crews have dropped, there will be a FIVE (5) day limit on votes after which the winner will be declared, unless a winner was decided before the 5 days are up . . .


. . good luck . .

* * ~ VERSES DUE BY TUES. 13 (Midnight ET) FOR BOTH CREWS ~ * *

[INHUMAN!]

Barely read tha 3 on 3 bullshit, fuck that..I'm attacking all these fudge packers in
TDK..

Cynikal Gonz-
Please,Someone do us all a favor and brake-his-pen/
to prevent furtha writing and making this mistake-again/
Sure,he got multiez everywhere but it's a fake-defence/
how tha hell he's gonna beat me when it makes-no-sense/
I'm still innovating-more-spit,u know,recreating-abit/
when Gonz's taking another 2 hours decorating-his-shit/
dawg, u aint impressing me with the bold-and-stars/
all the bitch decorations don't make'em golden-bars/
one more thing..
stop convincing ya self that ya rhymes are lethal-bitch/
You think ya style's so complex,when it really equals-shit/

Endo Jay:
hmm, now I'm up against this light-weight-fighter/
Not only a whack emcee,but tha site's-straight-byter/
put ya down wit 1 thing..
Strange how ya rap changed dramaticly thee-most-bitch/
dawg I Wouldn't doubt you'll copy my verse and re-post-it/

Playboymaze:
A noone,why am I gonna take-you-as-a-threat/
cuz Having double the posts dont make-foos-pass-a-vet/
40 yr old battling 'lil kids' on the net,lol, damn u pitiful/
Just cuz your double my age dont make ya more lyrical/
Having too much free time on ya hands? aint that-right/
1000 posts,Admit your life revolves around the rap-site/
It's known he's a jealous old tima with his constant-hating/
'He's Dropping Intense shit'? C'mon,Tha old man's just constipating/

Flawless:
hopping off one dick, and hopping on-to-anotha/
The homie's smiling,I guess it's fun-for-tha-brotha/
Seriously yo, how da fuck ya gonna get through-me?/
ya think ya hott, c'mon dawg you've only battled newbies/
naw man..on that real
Stop claiming ur a playa dawg, ur afraid of tha female/
Dude gets sweaty palms talking to one through e-mail/
Yo Muhamad,you with a gurl,lol,it-will-shock-g's/
Dawg, Just quit while you're at it and stick-to-donkeys/

Chaos:
Chaos, ya up with a real Rap dawg, where-ya-at/
The dude remains frozen cuz he's scared-to-act/
the chances of the battle?homie I'll spare-the-facts/
dawg,it'll be like I'm ripping pussy cuz I'll tear-this-cat/
I left this character on floor after I smoked-his-crew/
then noticed his mouth moving so I broked-it-too/
How the fuck are Rap Dawgs gonna vote -for-you?/
dawg it's known you only 'spit' afta u choke-on-dudes/
battling me?keep in mind,what I write-destroys-forever/
I'm still quite-annoyed-however,just want to point one thing out..
Isn't it ironic the bitches of the site-joined-together?..-out

[PLAYBOYBLAZE]

im confused.......... so ya prewrote n didnt prepare for
the 3 on 3 ...okay u explained that....but the 40 linez??
so iz that everyonez shit...like ya said expo?...you got
it all together and gave it to inhuman to post??...aiight
ill work wit tha crew and we'll do our 20 line max verses
n put em together then.....since we all vets here in a vet
battle im sure we can all follow da rulez posted above...
right LA????

[Expo]

lol . . i'll just count the ones for you 3 . . haha . . but INHUMAN, went on the attack . . L.A. baby . .

[PLAYBOYBLAZE]

okay...so thats 30 linez....is that from all of you or did
you guys up it to 30 linez each....b a lil more specific....
thats some grimey shit right there...n LA iz suppose to b
respected...pfff...then follow da rulez...yall aint gotta cheat
to win...throwin extra verses in n shyt...wack!!...when da
votes come in...yall remember this shyt...

[INHUMAN!]

haha, stop crying abuelo, who gives a flying fuck if I posted an attack against everyone. If it'll make you happy, let the voters only read my attack on you,kaos, and Gonz..pfff...I didn't check this thread saying it was only 3 on 3. I saw it right before posting, but fuck it, I didn't give a shit..I thought ::No big deal::..but hah, we got this fella up everyone's asses.Disqualify me to make this flaming homo happy, lol. Take everything personal, well..I don't blame you, this is your life.."PPFFF", LA,holla! -out

[PLAYBOYBLAZE]

yo...fuck u n fuck dis battle...cuzz yall said fuck da rulez??...right???
dont hate cuzz ya cant fuckin read dog...theres classes for dat....-dun

[INHUMAN!]

So you're gonna go postal cuz of this? chill fella, you're a joke. You don't know how bad you look just bitchin bitchin and bitchin over this, haha.

[PLAYBOYBLAZE]

na...the truth iz...u look bad dog cuzz ya claim ur a vet but
forget how battles werk...forgot bout rulez n shit...thats wut
looks dumb...n thats why im choosing to back out of this bullshit...
capeesh....if another crew member wants to step in...so be it...if
not..then wutevascleva...im out this bitch...i obviously spend to
much time here....maybe if i stop writing verses some of you vets
will start....yea right.....im far from goin postal dog...u dont wanna
c me like dat...lol...but wuteva...u rapcritics keep da vet forum pumpin...

:roll:

[Expo]

hahahahahaha . . . damn . . o well, this ish is Officially Closed then . . no more tryin to make it work . . we'll do this someother time because its obviously not gonna happen at this moment . . inhuman rep'd . . sleepy holla . . expo the ultimate . . lol . . LA . .


Peace

[INHUMAN!]

Closed? Expo, man..This cat's leaving..and I'm almost sure Kaos, Gons and Endo Jay will post their verses, and to be even..let them be a little longer,ya know. C'mon..purty please..Haha, On that real yo..We still gotta show we numba 1, holla back man.Peace

[PLAYBOYBLAZE]

aiight den its officially on...n we are all allowed the same line length
....due by midnight tomorrow

mise well finish this shit off..like i always do...

[Expo]

alright . . lets do it . . 30 LINES EACH . . just the 3 from each crew that i have named above . .

. . inhuman . . just take out the other ppls verses who arent in the battle and add lines if you have to . . i'll try and get a hold of sleepy so he knows too . .

. . verses DUE: MIDNIGHT TUES. 13 . .


Peace


. . lets get it ON ! ! . .

[PLAYBOYBLAZE]

wtf....first it was monday by midnight...now tuesday?...
is that of next year?...lol

[Sleepy]

Yo I ain't trippin' that's one more day I need... biatch
lol
But I'm sticking to the 13th Midnight!
word is bomb peace

[kaos]

fuck man, yall should stick 2 dead lines.........

u gettin smoked like a nick-fix, these kids cant hold down beef like belemic chicks at McDicks// (McDonalds)
u lick-dicks for quick-spits, u could have diahrea and still not drop sum sick-shit//
like mixin drugs I 'speed'-up-lines, 'clockin' these kids in the face to stay a-'head'-of-time//
these fagits never said-it-fine, yall bout to 'go back' like the need to edit-rhymes//
L.A wouldn't flow sick if they slept-with-whores, u a 'nut' '2' help this crew, there no one u steppin-in-'four'//
with ya windows shut u musta crept-in-the-door, yall supportin a DEAD clan like cats still reppin-the-core//
quit ya bitchin, im on a mission with my trigga finga itchin, i wont show u 'relief' so dont try to 'pitch-in'//
go over ya division cuz im a mathematition, i'll 'subtract' ya wack ass from class as u try to make an 'addition'//
ima trounce-these-dudes and announce-the-news, yall in a sock-crew stickin-2-defeet like ya bound-to-lose!//
im about to destroy this thread like a pounded-screw, u could orbit TDK and still not get around-our-crew!/
u couldn't rip spits if i split ya lips-in-half, last time u hit tyte shit u were stickin dicks-in-ass//
u wouldn't flow sharp if u pissed-in-glass, u better check where ya 'HEAD'-in cuz i be shippin-hats//
u can choose 'witchcraft' u wanna get hexed-and-cursed-with, this crews in so much aid they're in debt-with-nurses//
why the fuck is inhuman writing extra-verses? this crews fucken dead like havin sex-in-hurses//
TDK about to set-it-strate, my lyrics rise so far above ur level of skill u think it fucken levitates//
yall hopeless, go meditate, like puttin quarters in broken vending machines i hate to credit-fakes//
u couldn't c out of the box so i hacked ya optics, ur bars so stretched u think they made elastic chocolate//
i spit fire and u just got-lit, yall wack, u could drop a match in ya toilet and still not have hot-shit!//
i dont got ya back but i'll make shure ya spine-is-wrecked then pour concrete on ya brain so ya mind-is-set//
ur lines-dont-connect, i guess u couldn't find-the-net, quit movin in slow mo and unwind-that-casette//
u hold wood like num-chucks, im 2 dope for ya lungs-punk, like havin sex with retarded kids ur just a dumb-fuck!//
u givin fags num-nuts, cumin up short like stumped-fucks, everythin u flow is recycled like swimmin in dump-trucks!//

[Expo]

well i thought everyone could use an extra day just incase somethin came up or didnt see the post . .

. . and kaos, good verse but the length of ya lines are over the limit . . and before ya say the limit is a stupid rule, i do it cause you and cyn write long lines in ya verses and they equal out to 1.5x or 2x what supposed to be up there . . its like a way to get more in a verse then should be . .

. . i wont disqualify it but, please understand you guys write these long ass lines and it gives ya'll an unfair advantage over ppl when theres just a line limit . . and yes ppl can write long ass lines too, but its not natural . .


Peace

[PLAYBOYBLAZE]

well...we mise well forget that rule...since inhuman wrote about 40
linez and the deadline date was changed last minute without any
notification (TDK was prepared with their verses, unlike some of the
members of LA)...so, I think it's fair that we do our part in rule breaking......
TDK wouldnt want to feel left out here..lol

BTW...good fuckin verse kaos...haha....TDK ReppiN!!!

[DatNutyNut]

2 things to clearify....

yall wouldn't flow sick if u slept-with-whores, dat-nuts was '2' afraid to help cuz their ain't no one he was steppin-in-'four'//

WHY THE FUCK IS MY NAME UP THERE???WHATS THAT DISS FOR...

u couldn't c out of the box so i hacked ya optics, ur bars so stretched u think they made elastic chocolate//

U SHOULD NEVER HAVE WROTE THAT SINCE YO BARS IS TOO FUCKIN' STRETCHED......

but props for that shit..nice

PEACE

[kaos]

yeah i forgot about the line length.....but i didn't even write 30 lines plus thats how i write naturally so it musta slipped my mind......i'll change the length if u really want me 2 but keep in mind inhuman wrote more than the line limit as well......

WHY THE FUCK IS MY NAME UP THERE???WHATS THAT DISS FOR...

because u were gonna join this shit then didn't.......plus it sounded good....it wasn't mean to be a personal attack on u so chill.......

U SHOULD NEVER HAVE WROTE THAT SINCE YO BARS IS TOO FUCKIN' STRETCHED......

haha.....dont worry about me, look at ur shit......i could cut my lines in half and they'd still be twice as good as urs.......now knowin this kid, he probably gonna act all tough and start free postin.......if u wanna talk shit set up a thread and we'll battle

-peace

[Expo]

read my post . . im not gonna touch kaos's verse . . its chill . . just makin a point . . and please . . no bickering children . . the adults are talking . .

[Cool c]

it'a looking good so far how long will it take ya'll to drop also big crew battle need to be sign up for i have 3 teams so far this will make all the crews offical and you will have your crew in your usergroups for the first time i think also vote on that crew battle with chess club vs- b-line and i will make sure i vote when ya'll get your verse together but the 2 i've read is hot.

[Cynikal_Gonz]

Gonz Final Spit...Leavin wit a BANG!!!!!!!!!
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Made Expo's Neck-Touch-His-Knees When I Chopped His-Body-Down Leaving Him Dead-Quickly...
Because The Tecks-Busts-With-Ease Had To Put The-Shotty-Down And Start Spittin Lead-Swiftly...//1
I'm Keyin-All-These-Fiends And Like'Freddy' Kill All Ya Hopes-And-Dreams...
You Aint Ready, Caught Ya Slippin-On-Ya-Knees, Like TLC "So I Creep" As I Plan To Merk And Scope-His-Team...//2 (Lyrical Assassins)
All This Bitch-Do-Is-BackDown, Gonz 'Masson Ya Ancestors' And "Throw Bricks-Threw-Ya-BackGround"...
Comon Kid,-Who-Laugh-Now? I'll Diss-You-Like-That-Clown On 'In *Living Color*' But "INHUMAN's" 'Through-With-That-Now'...//3
'TDK' Starts Tha 'Extinction-Of-Gayz', 'Perrish'n Faggots Wit SP-40' And Depletein-They-Rayz...LA Bitches Gets Eatin-And-Blazed..
Beat-N-Erased, Have Them Screamin-For-Dayz As I 'Torch 'Sleepy' So Bad' His Whole Crew Will Be Flee'in-Tha-Stage,Pleeding-For-Aide...//4-5
I Advance-And-Attack, Give INHUMAN No Chance-To-React To Enhance-And-Come.Back...
Put A Trance-On-This-Cat And 'Crush This Herb' Like "Plants-Gettin-Smashed" He Cant-Get-More-Wack!!!...//6
Keep Ya Insuffceint-N-Useless-Writes...Does He Really Wanna Risk-And-Lose-His-Life? Cuz Gonz Will 'Vanquish And Burn Him' Like "Arsonistic-Musuem-Heists"...//7
Sleepy Displayed Numerous Bars Of Crap-Rhymes, On Audio You Got A Whack-Sound so brace for the Smack-Down...
Like *Chains Of A-Cup Girls* You'll Have *Flat-Lines* Cuz I'll *Put Ya Spine In The Dirt* And Force You To Play The *Back-Ground*...//8(whoa)
Shit I Just Deaded-Ya-Verse, Now I'ma Measure-Ya-Hurste, You Cant Ruin Me You Simpleton...
Because When The Led-Pops Your Gauranteed To Have More *Red-Dots* On Ya Forehead Than A *Community-Of-Indians*...//9
INHUMAN, After This-Is-Done You'll Admit That Men’s Genitals Twist-Ya-Tongue, Rap Dogs come Watch-This-Bitch-Swallowing...
Nobody Trusts-Your-Lies, Get Fucked By So Many Men That They Buss *Nuts-Inside* And Sperms is *Startin To Form Colonies*...//10
'Lightin This Bitch Up' Like My Hands *Hold-Flares*, You proMotin Lies So I Proceed To Watch Ya Genetic Code-Tear...
Just Another 'Blow Out' like *aFro-Hair* But I’ll Leave You With *Polar-Eyes*(Polarized) And Dare You To Ever Give TDK a *Cold-Stare*...//11
Expo Still Breathing??? Damn I Musta-Missed-You, Oh Well, I Can Still Rip Ya Flesh And Blow My Nose On Your Muscle-Tissue...
Such-A-Sinful Human Being, Got The Right-To-Smash-On-This-Line-Crook, Ya Verses Are Shit, I'll Whip-My-Ass-With-Your-Rhyme-Book!!!...//12
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since my bars kinda tend to 'extend' i'll juss stick with 12 bars=24 lines
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well thats final y'all...most likely my last verse on the site...PeaCe...~1~

[Cynikal_Gonz]

yo whos next!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????

[Expo]

i got a new-target and these dudes-harmless
only way they'd be above me is if they used-a-harness
Text Drawn-Kings ?! i'll draw-techs, these-broads-queens ! !
only time they ever get 'hard' is when they see-raw-teens
G's ?-hardly . . lemme get the facts-straight, i remember-see
in a battle vs. L.A. ya'll always get last-place, its members-be
Cynikal_Gonz . . he be into-dudes-bums, and in this dudes-lungs has been-a-few-cums
Kaos . . his lame-jaws cant spit so he swallows as if rain-falls
couldnt 'shift' to understand this, musta let his brain-'stall' (and finally)
Playboyblaze . . dont worry, your the last, i wont say-more-names
haha, i only got one question for you: Grave-or-Vase !?!
check it . . the first two spit verses within the line-limit
but i pried-in-it . . found out they double the lines length, ya'll use disguised-gimmicks
for the voters, its quality not quanity, therefore my rhymes-get-it
lil punks, we be 'inhumane' and will 'expo'se ya'll-'sleepy'
we been-thru-change, and ya not 'elite emcees' so dont fall, start-leaping
like suicide, ya crew-has-died . . take whatevers left of ya a.k.a. foolish-pride
and this is just one verse, yet they in the E.R. and there aint no healin-them
everybody know L.A. been-here, we sincere when we 'rise above' like helium
i mean, whos feelin-them? i watched these dudes grow up from-newbs
these dumb-prudes got 'balls', so im 'walkin' to 'first' . . like im take a loss from-you ?
this aint that 'circle of life' sh*t, so stop 'lyin Kings'
what you try-an-bring aint enough like asprin for buyin-fiends
heres a story: saw these dorks freein and it so happened-they-crumby
told them get 'Rappin for Dummies' and save up . . they'd only get platinum-with-money
same with gold-and-silver, also told-them-real-works
didnt listen,-became-fake . . there mission:-see-men-bathe
moral: stay true, work hard and respect those who remain-great (L.A.)
see . . i already beat 2/3 of this team when i was the champ-bitch
so lemme sub a 'J' for 'B' . . get 'PB & J' and finish this off like a sandwich

lol . . hell ya . .

[Sleepy]

PlayBoy Blaze

You gotta wonder, taking ya' name off something you nut-to gotta be a blunder/(1)
You a stupid muda fucka, I said it direct, and you hearin' my audios.. make ya erect/(2)
Inspect... In retrospect I reminice seeing this cat asking for change,not monetary but sexually,yeah, I know it's strange!!/(3)
He practically dwells in this board, he's addicted the most...
Take it away, you take his home this cat has no life.. let's call him tha Ghost./(4)
And you don't have ill-text, our will-wrecks what you might spill-next...
I kill-sets, that have you perplexed on some ill L.A. type shit you just flip/(5)
like coins at stadiums, with tha titanium to ya cranium ya start ta drip at tha rectum/(6)
Final words to tha wackest n oldest herb, if it weren't for newbies on your dick like pubes...
your self esteem would be more shit than turd/(7)

Kaos

You Bring tha heat?! You are the reason why we have to press delete!
It won't remain discrete, that you are lyrically weak/(8)
It's plain to see you'll never reach my peak/(9)
Only time you spit-sick is when you got the flu,I can predict your shit...and what will happen too.../(10)
reply? Don't make me laugh, your verses are enough to make your own dad-cry/(11)
like.."How could you be that stupid son ?" You answer.."I spit alotta multies..where did I go wrong?!"/(12)
He's like.."You stupid fuck..what happend to your punches?" "Dad I threw them in bunches..... here and there..."
"You idiot!! You were punching pure air!!!"/(13)
Cuz you pack alotta bark, with no bite...how can you be a rapdog you like a turmite with fright.../(14)
Kaos I've watched you grow.. shit was slow but u know, midgets can't expect to be shack...
you went from fucking wack... to droppin' the "fucking" from that/(15)
And now you droppin' audio? damn do I have to kill you in every thing you do ?
Guess so, you beatin' me like winnin' lotto.. with one number...zero//(16)

Cynical Gonz...

Cynical by defenition, you twitch when I start speakin, I leave you're temple leakin',
when I progress to stress my shit's unbeaten/(17)
You're like the runt of the pack, how you just hide in the back
with alot of bullshit in your rap I could drop a cough.. n still be sicker than that/(18)
::Cough::
Excuse my rude demeanor, but my crews so smooth you swear we meaner,
TDK's just meager in rappin, but we kind to girls so you get the special smackin'/(19)
Cynical's Flows make everybody know how insignificant his plateau is
Inspire this revolution like rousseau did, I snap your neck like segal kid/(20)
My intellect resembles plato... you ain't able, in fact your rap, it's inferior
I leave a whole in ya body now you resemble a cheerio/(21)
all those multies ain't shit without meaning, my respect for you will always be depleating!!!!!!!!!!!!/(22)

Ya'll sway away from what you really say, all your battles are......bearely big words n talk about gays/(23)
specially against me, all ya'll ramble bout homo's, ya'll insecure n I know...
ya'll are vacuums how you just suck n blow//(24)
Ya'll seriously the wackest crew, I'm truthful not a liar,
Your clique consists of a Hater(Play-boy), a Trader(Flawless)...some wacko's.. and a bullshit-bita'(everyone knows who)/(25)
I spit fire, you spit white liquid out our dicks, so as a statement....
I told ya'll what I think, but I'll let God have the last judgement
after a short moment,at my hands.. ya'll were left dormant with physical n mental torment!//(26)
My complexity melts TDK's MC's, literally I'm felt anyway ya'll see..
since we tha hottest, it's only modest the wackest wanna' try-us,
but don't deny us, we assasins till we retire, u ain't Kings,
ya'll lucky if you even queen's you all lie!!
L.A.'d die when pigs learn how ta fly...!//(27-whatever)

[PLAYBOYBLAZE]

expo n sleepy hope you believe inhuman can't read, cuzz he saw 3 on 3 and took it for line max 33!!
we're observing ya speech knowing nothings concerning, as we relocate these south gate kids to berkeley
but firstly, inhumans actin stupid, yea this doofiss's confusin 27 with 40 n his whole entrance wuz corny
we'll attack without warning cuzz according to his lyrical story, this guys never shown rapdogz authority
TDK's priority n yall havent been dedicated vets wrecking text with flows, ya only inhuman cuzz ya embryo
you throw impeccable blows, was it 2002? nope, I guess the last verse you wrote was etched-in-stone
n u bet-im-grown imma pick on these bitch kids since they insist I admit I enlisted as a rap dog-addict,
check their threads-added, prior to vet-status, 'dicks' were sportin 'headsets' while 'suckin off-admin'
its text attraction as LA's cabinet members get subtracted, watch TDK replace LA Like FED EX did Kinkos
ya head cat's from puerto rico? yea, 'ya souls are deep' if I stuck Inhuman~insleepy~n~fed~ex~po~people!!
we're lethal n evil, top crew, no sequels, attacking with excessive force verifying LA passes-da-torch
were slashin-with-swords attaching plastic to asses n smoking butts to ashes like fiberglass-n-newports!!
ask-news-reports they say we're battlin a bunch of women, persistantly havin conflicts with 'broadbands'
yall couldn't have 'sharp thoughts' if ya brains was sawed-man, ur exposin 'bitten punches' like ya nawed-hands
gettin filtered out like ya brought-spam, ya bars only winning wars with more 'DR's' than medical seminars!!
we de-liver, scars, ya missin body parts, we off da charts, ya spits dont stick even if we fed-ya-darts
listen hard, soon you'll feel the rage, TDK's 'controllin ya lines' same as runnin departments of fish n game
ya spits are lame, ya get casted into shadows like we 'pitch black', we tighter than wristraps clenchin fists-n-blades
just incase? we think distincts a perfect fit for LA's mixture, goin to an all-male site and postin his pictures
how bout AS - assassin sisters, we chop these niggas up with scissors sit back relax n have a passion-ate dinner
ya cats gettin thinner, so we conserve that focus, throw 'curves back' at ya posts and it gives ya scoliosis
ya more hunchbacked than quasimoto carrying holy-moses, ya only have tha aggressive hand when ya holding-lotion
n yea, we notice expo aint shit as we spit sick at his discs given em spinal meningitus for messing-with-titans
we're TDK giants, sleepy isnt reliant enuff to write a verse, if the kid picked up a pen his wrist would hurt
he doesnt deserve a bar unless he's in one with expo, see tha visual, descendants of mexico portrayin lesbos
these sexed-hoes couldnt be dogs caged up at petco, ya crew members need to try n let go as dy-nasty-lifers
we dont bite even tho we strike like-back-east-vipors ya only speak about tha streets with blind-taxi-drivers
ya like-iraqi-sniper thinkin 'youre a vet' making lion, but only 'armed forces' when watchin saving private ryan
da 'right click's' pryin in until ya minds shrink, stick your ears in your brains so you can hear your-selves-think
we crash boards with our text links, wutcha gonna bring? fuck these 'audio fagz', who dont know stores-sell-ink

[Sleepy]

- LYRICAL ASSASSINS -



EXPO

i got a new-target and these dudes-harmless
only way they'd be above me is if they used-a-harness
Text Drawn-Kings ?! i'll draw-techs, these-broads-queens ! !
only time they ever get 'hard' is when they see-raw-teens
G's ?-hardly . . lemme get the facts-straight, i remember-see
in a battle vs. L.A. ya'll always get last-place, its members-be
Cynikal_Gonz . . he be into-dudes-bums, and in this dudes-lungs has been-a-few-cums
Kaos . . his lame-jaws cant spit so he swallows as if rain-falls
couldnt 'shift' to understand this, musta let his brain-'stall' (and finally)
Playboyblaze . . dont worry, your the last, i wont say-more-names
haha, i only got one question for you: Grave-or-Vase !?!
check it . . the first two spit verses within the line-limit
but i pried-in-it . . found out they double the lines length, ya'll use disguised-gimmicks
for the voters, its quality not quanity, therefore my rhymes-get-it
lil punks, we be 'inhumane' and will 'expo'se ya'll-'sleepy'
we been-thru-change, and ya not 'elite emcees' so dont fall, start-leaping
like suicide, ya crew-has-died . . take whatevers left of ya a.k.a. foolish-pride
and this is just one verse, yet they in the E.R. and there aint no healin-them
everybody know L.A. been-here, we sincere when we 'rise above' like helium
i mean, whos feelin-them? i watched these dudes grow up from-newbs
these dumb-prudes got 'balls', so im 'walkin' to 'first' . . like im take a loss from-you ?
this aint that 'circle of life' sh*t, so stop 'lyin Kings'
what you try-an-bring aint enough like asprin for buyin-fiends
heres a story: saw these dorks freein and it so happened-they-crumby
told them get 'Rappin for Dummies' and save up . . they'd only get platinum-with-money
same with gold-and-silver, also told-them-real-works
didnt listen,-became-fake . . there mission:-see-men-bathe
moral: stay true, work hard and respect those who remain-great (L.A.)
see . . i already beat 2/3 of this team when i was the champ-bitch
so lemme sub a 'J' for 'B' . . get 'PB & J' and finish this off like a sandwich


Inhuman


Cynikal Gonz-
Please,Someone do us all a favor and brake-his-pen/
to prevent furtha writing and making this mistake-again/
Sure,he got multiez everywhere but it's a fake-defence/
how tha hell he's gonna beat me when it makes-no-sense/
I'm still innovating-more-spit,u know,recreating-abit/
when Gonz's taking another 2 hours decorating-his-shit/
dawg, u aint impressing me with the bold-and-stars/
all the bitch decorations don't make'em golden-bars/
one more thing..
stop convincing ya self that ya rhymes are lethal-bitch/
You think ya style's so complex,when it really equals-shit/

Endo Jay:
hmm, now I'm up against this light-weight-fighter/
Not only a whack emcee,but tha site's-straight-byter/
put ya down wit 1 thing..
Strange how ya rap changed dramaticly thee-most-bitch/
dawg I Wouldn't doubt you'll copy my verse and re-post-it/

Playboymaze:
A noone,why am I gonna take-you-as-a-threat/
cuz Having double the posts dont make-foos-pass-a-vet/
40 yr old battling 'lil kids' on the net,lol, damn u pitiful/
Just cuz your double my age dont make ya more lyrical/
Having too much free time on ya hands? aint that-right/
1000 posts,Admit your life revolves around the rap-site/
It's known he's a jealous old tima with his constant-hating/
'He's Dropping Intense shit'? C'mon,Tha old man's just constipating/

Flawless:
hopping off one dick, and hopping on-to-anotha/
The homie's smiling,I guess it's fun-for-tha-brotha/
Seriously yo, how da fuck ya gonna get through-me?/
ya think ya hott, c'mon dawg you've only battled newbies/
naw man..on that real
Stop claiming ur a playa dawg, ur afraid of tha female/
Dude gets sweaty palms talking to one through e-mail/
Yo Muhamad,you with a gurl,lol,it-will-shock-g's/
Dawg, Just quit while you're at it and stick-to-donkeys/

Chaos:
Chaos, ya up with a real Rap dawg, where-ya-at/
The dude remains frozen cuz he's scared-to-act/
the chances of the battle?homie I'll spare-the-facts/
dawg,it'll be like I'm ripping pussy cuz I'll tear-this-cat/
I left this character on floor after I smoked-his-crew/
then noticed his mouth moving so I broked-it-too/
How the fuck are Rap Dawgs gonna vote -for-you?/
dawg it's known you only 'spit' afta u choke-on-dudes/
battling me?keep in mind,what I write-destroys-forever/
I'm still quite-annoyed-however,just want to point one thing out..
Isn't it ironic the bitches of the site-joined-together?..-out


Sleepy


PlayBoy Blaze

You gotta wonder, taking ya' name off something you nut-to gotta be a blunder/(1)
You a stupid muda fucka, I said it direct, and you hearin' my audios.. make ya erect/(2)
Inspect... In retrospect I reminice seeing this cat asking for change,not monetary but sexually,yeah, I know it's strange!!/(3)
He practically dwells in this board, he's addicted the most...
Take it away, you take his home this cat has no life.. let's call him tha Ghost./(4)
And you don't have ill-text, our will-wrecks what you might spill-next...
I kill-sets, that have you perplexed on some ill L.A. type shit you just flip/(5)
like coins at stadiums, with tha titanium to ya cranium ya start ta drip at tha rectum/(6)
Final words to tha wackest n oldest herb, if it weren't for newbies on your dick like pubes...
your self esteem would be more shit than turd/(7)

Kaos

You Bring tha heat?! You are the reason why we have to press delete!
It won't remain discrete, that you are lyrically weak/(
It's plain to see you'll never reach my peak/(9)
Only time you spit-sick is when you got the flu,I can predict your shit...and what will happen too.../(10)
reply? Don't make me laugh, your verses are enough to make your own dad-cry/(11)
like.."How could you be that stupid son ?" You answer.."I spit alotta multies..where did I go wrong?!"/(12)
He's like.."You stupid fuck..what happend to your punches?" "Dad I threw them in bunches..... here and there..."
"You idiot!! You were punching pure air!!!"/(13)
Cuz you pack alotta bark, with no bite...how can you be a rapdog you like a turmite with fright.../(14)
Kaos I've watched you grow.. shit was slow but u know, midgets can't expect to be shack...
you went from fucking wack... to droppin' the "fucking" from that/(15)
And now you droppin' audio? damn do I have to kill you in every thing you do ?
Guess so, you beatin' me like winnin' lotto.. with one number...zero//(16)

Cynical Gonz...

Cynical by defenition, you twitch when I start speakin, I leave you're temple leakin',
when I progress to stress my shit's unbeaten/(17)
You're like the runt of the pack, how you just hide in the back
with alot of bullshit in your rap I could drop a cough.. n still be sicker than that/(1
::Cough::
Excuse my rude demeanor, but my crews so smooth you swear we meaner,
TDK's just meager in rappin, but we kind to girls so you get the special smackin'/(19)
Cynical's Flows make everybody know how insignificant his plateau is
Inspire this revolution like rousseau did, I snap your neck like segal kid/(20)
My intellect resembles plato... you ain't able, in fact your rap, it's inferior
I leave a whole in ya body now you resemble a cheerio/(21)
all those multies ain't shit without meaning, my respect for you will always be depleating!!!!!!!!!!!!/(22)

Ya'll sway away from what you really say, all your battles are......bearely big words n talk about gays/(23)
specially against me, all ya'll ramble bout homo's, ya'll insecure n I know...
ya'll are vacuums how you just suck n blow//(24)
Ya'll seriously the wackest crew, I'm truthful not a liar,
Your clique consists of a Hater(Play-boy), a Trader(Flawless)...some wacko's.. and a bullshit-bita'(everyone knows who)/(25)
I spit fire, you spit white liquid out our dicks, so as a statement....
I told ya'll what I think, but I'll let God have the last judgement
after a short moment,at my hands.. ya'll were left dormant with physical n mental torment!//(26)
My complexity melts TDK's MC's, literally I'm felt anyway ya'll see..
since we tha hottest, it's only modest the wackest wanna' try-us,
but don't deny us, we assasins till we retire, u ain't Kings,
ya'll lucky if you even queen's you all lie!!
L.A.'d die when pigs learn how ta fly...!//(27-whatever)

[Expo]

. . . VOTE: . . .

[kaos]

uppin this.......

[Sleepy]

I just want to say... this shit was thee most tense piece of shit ever..
Much props to all the peeps involved...

[PLAYBOYBLAZE]

hot hot hot...that wuz off da hingez...yo we should collect all verses
and post em in one thread in the vet arena for votes...I did that shit
last time TDK had a crew battle...so somebody else do it...lol..maybe
cynikal so he can salvage his bold tagz n format....do it up....


good battle yall...

-Peace

[Simba..]

Punches: L.a.
TDK:
cyinkal gonz: you had ok punches nothing that really caught my eye.
Kaos: wasn’t feelin your punches.
Playboy: You had nice punches that had me goin “ooh!”.

L.a.:
INHUAMN!: I was feelin your punches threw out all ur verse.
Expo: Your punches were dope was also feeling them.
Sleepy: Daamn had me rollin on the ground, tight shit.

Personals: L.a.

TDK:
cyinkal gonz: you had a really no personals some were there but indirect.
Kaos: you had like 2 personals but there about a guy not even in the battle?
Playboy: I felt your personals u were goin in deep with them, nice.

L.a.:
INHUMAN!: LoL, had me laughin you got real deep with them.
Expo: You had none really only like 2 but no directly at them.
Sleepy: LoL, dope personals you talked about their whole life and shit dope.

Multis: TDK
TDK:
cyinkal gonz: you had dope multis no doubt about that.
Kaos: Your multis were tight and kept throwin em through out ur verse, nice.
Playboy: You didn’t have many multis in your verse.

L.a.:
INHUMAN!: Nice multis man I was feelin them you had em all through out ur verse.
Expo: Your was fair nothing that caught my eye though, cool.
Sleepy: You didn’t have many; the ones u had were all right though.

Wordplay/Meta: TDK
TDK:
cyinkal gonz: LoL, had me thinking about them but that’s a good thing.
Kaos: Some were kind of played but there we cool feelin em.
Playboy: Dope you went all out with in this cat.

L.a.:
INHUMAN!: I didn’t see many but the ones I did were dope.
Expo: You had some dope ones like PB & J ha, tight.
Sleepy: You had a couple they were fair.

Structure/Flow: L.a.
TDK:
cyinkal gonz: daamn man yours structure is annoyin to read alright flow though.
Kaos: Nice flow, your lines were kind of long.
Playboy: Nice flow easy to read.

L.a.
INHUMAN!: Easy to read tight u can put that on audio.
Expo: Easy to read liked it.
Sleepy: Ha nice flow man tight also easy to read.

Creativity: Both
TDK:
Cyinkal gonz: you were very creativie
Kaos: You stuff was kind of played but it was, cool.
Playboy: Tight it looks like you put a lot of time to it
L.a.:
INHUMAN!: Simple looks like you didn’t take ur time on it.
Expo: nice looks like you spent some times on it.
Sleepy: very creative liked it all.

Enjoyment: L.A.TDK:
Cyinkal gonz: your lines were long tedious, no.
Kaos: I liked it had me laughin, yes.
Playboy: LoL, funny, yes.

L.a.:
INHUMAN!: Loved the way it flowed and u talked shit about them, yes.
Expo: It was ok I liked it, yes.
Sleepy: LoL, funny and creative yes.

Overall: L.a.

[Expo]

1-0 L.A. . . keep the votes comin ppl . . id like to thank simba for takin the time to vote . . how bout the rest of ya'll . . lol . .

[Simba..]

Naah man it was fun readin it . .
^^ Peace.

[J-White]

ight i read this shyt 3 times
and this is my decision




Punches: L.A

Multies: TDk

Mettas: TDk

Personals: La

Structure:tie

Enjoyment: LA



great crew battle 4real i think this one was the best i have seen so far since i have been here


but i gotta give this one to L.A because they took more Cats because i couldnt just say who wins it was too close cuz u both had some sick ass flows 4real guys



Keep it up guys


Keep Elevatin Rap Dawgs






***White Gives Everyone Here Mad Props***

[INHUMAN!]

2-0 L.A.

[Ice-Cold]

nice battle

Punches: Lyrical A
Multies: tdk
Metaphors: tdk
Personals: Lyrical A
Structure: Lyrical A
Enjoyment: Lyrical A

1st time Ive seen sleepy and inhuman spit nice shyt real creative and nice punches

[INHUMAN!]

Sorry Dawg, you gotta have a minimum of 299 posts to actually count, but thanks for tha vote.Peace

[No Gimmicks]

yo this shit was the sickest crew battle i ever seen. i know i cant vote i jus wanna give mad props to both crews keep doin watchya doin ya heard!

----> Peace. 1.

[nod2flow]

I can't Vote cuz Obviously I don't have the intellectual capacity since I don't have 299.5 or better posts so I will just leave props.... THis was a good battle on both sides..... Some of those verses had me laughing hardcore.. Inhuman dropped personals like he was in a relationship ship with everyone in TDK but he was first to break rule..... PBB had me laughing the whole time... Same with Sleepy But I don't understand sleepy's style too much cuz lots of the words don't rhyme. "atleast the way we pronounce english in texas..... Expo had some tight shit. Orignal style and had a good feeling reading it.. nice dog.. Cyn gonz was ok.... And Kaos's was cool.. None of them were bad at all.. I enjoyed reading every ones posts....But since I am too mentally unstable to vote on this thats all the feedback I will leave....

Peace y'all...

[Ice-Cold]

Sorry Dawg, you gotta have a minimum of 299 posts to actually count, but thanks for tha vote.Peace


iight whatever but If it matters I used 2 have over 600 posts lol

[Expo]

i know the post mimimum is a pain in the a$$ b/c some ppl arent newbies, just new to the site, but i needed someway of making sure at least most of the newbies didnt vote . . thx for the ppl who wanted to vote, but cant . . . . for those of you who can vote . . . . VOTE ! ! ! . . .

[Sleepy]

^^^^^cmon

[DeadlyAssassin]

Okay afta long though preperation and close readin of this long ass fuckin battle/
I have come out wit the opinion of mines who won this shit/

Punches: TDK
Multies: TDK
Metaphors: TDK
Personals: Lyrical A
Structure: Lyrical A
Enjoyment: Lyrical A
Overall; I'm have to give it to TDK, there punches, multis, and metas edged LA by a lil nudge/

Hot long ass fuckin battle though, props to both crews/

[INHUMAN!]

Well here's the problem. If you would have voted for us (Lyrical Assassins) I'm almost sure the crew (PBB) would have bitched, saying it's Dickriding/hate vote since you asked if you can join LA and have some shit with him.All I'm saying is that..If peeps have beef with someone and they vote against them.. it' automaticly a hate vote? so it wont be counted?Pretty much.. But if they vote for them, it's okay? Hit me back, cuz I know for a fact PBB wouldn't allow this vote to be counted if it was against him.Peace.

[PLAYBOYBLAZE]

do wuteva ya want inhuman...i kinda forgot about this battle anywayz

and look....the crew (PBB)'z not even bitchin...

[ReUsed]

yo this was an ill ass battle.... whats the score up to now?

[Cynikal_Gonz]

dayum this shyt still aint ova...FUCK!...

[Slim]

yo i been away 4 a whole minute my bad on dat but yo i thought flawless was with the elite emcees is he wit tdk or sumthin but good 1 LA my bad i fault myself for not being on to spit wit yall but holla at me next time yall wanna clash

[Sleepy]

^^^ ITs not over nikkus...

[Cynikal_Gonz]

Thys Shit is Classic, Make a Section for Classic Battles!!!


Two best crews to ever be on the site collide!