T.C. & J-Rey vs. Nitro & LA (finally finished)

[T.C.]

T.C. and J-Rey vs. anyone of u bitches and ur partner...

u spit first
Min lines=15
Max lines=25
First team wit 5 votes win
3-0 is K.O.

when votin, no crew votes or dickridin'

[lyricalassassin]

im in some1 wanna team up?

[Nitro]

ill team up wid ya

drop when u can

[lyricalassassin]

aight

other team set up another thread and spit
gdluck
nitro lets smash em

[Nitro]

no prob lets give them what they want a beeting

[J-Rey]

alright,it'll be Nitro vs T.C. and Lyricalassassin vs. J-Rey

Either one of you spit first

[Nitro]

ok then ill spit soon

[J-Rey]

alright, if possibe try to get it into today, or if not then tomrrow
alright?

[lyricalassassin]

aighgt J gdluck u'll need it

[J-Rey]

ya most likely, but ill give it a shot

[Nitro]

When i saw that in a tag-team i had to battleT.C.and . J-Rey
I thought, "Shit, have i been punked by that guy, ...Ashton Kutscher
nitro's tha future, and im adiment ill tear ur abdomen and rip thru ur gut
T.C a prick, could dive into razorblades still wouldnt get in the cut
U mus be a fan of mine, T.C coz u keep chatting breeze, get smashed wit eaze
And oh geez, so sick on a mic i sneeze, ill enough to kill u jus coz ur chinese
If T.C throws one of his punches at me, ill simply ask..."who flung dung"
How ur punches gunna hurt me, u a gook but u aint no bruce lee...son
The chances of me losing are an aayliah song, there one in a million
Im sorta like football goalkeepers, nitro will always be number one
And know not to bet, that nitro wont step, to the first fag that disrespects
And Inject my illness infected intellect, let it infect n' make u hit the deck
Ill break the neck of a vet, which you both aint yet but dont sweat, it ur days end here
T.C could've invented the light bulb still hes never had a bright idea
Oh dear i normally stay clear of battlin wit fuckin queers comin after my rear
but voters have no fear coz like Richard blazin all day im reachin a higher gere
in a Tag-team...ur both dead, bleedin from ur asses the only time urs shits red
Ill smash a wooden garden hut typeo object, on ya head if i wanna see bloodshed
T.C, tryed to cover DE in VASaline but Then he got 8, smashed outta shape
His scripts are edible aint nuttin great, so fuck his banna...do underate
my hotness known to make emcees fry, i dunno why but they usually cry
J-Rey drove past my house wavin and thought he'd dun a drive bye
and your signaturs a lie, your dont keep a record coz shits embarrising
You two fags have never dropped weight,...so how the fuck u so slim?

[lyricalassassin]

nice verse it gonna be hard to beat that....

ima spit to J 2day or 2moro...... not sure as yet.....

[lyricalassassin]

Verse to J-Rey

rip through Rey's vocal cord,by puttin his neck in between the door of a honda accord, just to see the blood drip to the floor//
im too hardcore for this whore, i'll stuff ya body in a drawer with c4, and throw ya body in the water, so it can be one with the seashore//
swing swords to chop yah head off, and watch it roll down the corridor, split ya body with a razor in mid air so u can feel like u explored new heights//
even if u was a termite you couldn't bite my flow, everything I write I recite to make the world ignite//
you have no life, i'll inject ya body with amphetamines and morphine, and watch it overcharge slowly//
homey u can't flow me, i'll dine on ya spine and have ya body drenched in ya own red Iodine//
shatter ya whack rhymes, and beat u until u see the out line of ya flatline//
im a 666 gangsta do u get the sign?, i'll choke u till u turn blue and gray, and disconnect ya neck from ya spine//
i'm taking this back to pyramids and pharrohs,bringin out the cross bows and sharp wooden arrows//
that would leave blood stains in Rey's platinum fubu apparel,acidic spits that would seep into ya skin and suck out Rey's bone marrow//

[J-Rey]

so shalli spit next?

[lyricalassassin]

u and ur teamate spit

[J-Rey]

Yo Lyrical, let me be the first dude to admit/
Ya that was good dawg, your rhyme was the shit/
But bitch, please you need to get offa this/
Cuz I'm Billy the fuckin Lyrical Kid/
Comin' throught your town with a loaded sharp-shooter/
Cruisin round town doin drive byes on my electric scooter/
I dont like Accords, but I gotta Pontiac Sunfire/
So just lie on the ground as I run you over with my tire/
Back up, jump out the car, and get out the jack/
Cock back as far as I can and bust you in your back/
Oh damn, I'm sorry son, I'll go get the first-aid pack/
Come back a second later with the pack that's black/
Takeout the alcohol unscrew the top and pour it down your throat/
Pull my weed out and roll it in the gaws and ask if you wanna toke/
You pass the grass so I take a puff and cough and choke/
I'ma first-timer and you prolly think that my rhymes a joke/
Well guess what? The joke is on you my friend/
Your rhymes are funnier than Sander n Billy Madison/
I'm here to win, to sin, to kill you and grin/
After I put your body in a mother fuckin coffin/
So listen Assassin, i may be a Newbie and can't rhyme wit a fast pace/
At least my rhymes don't stink more, than when R.Kelly pissed in that girls face/

[lyricalassassin]

nice try but i got this 1

[J-Rey]

dude you got so much shit on me, i was just givin it a try

[lyricalassassin]

neway waiting for ur padna......

[J-Rey]

ya I gotta getta hold of him, his will prolly be on tomorrow, that cool?

[lyricalassassin]

yea

[T.C.]

To Nitro:

Yo J-Rey, it seems to me we're dealin' wit a couple 'o homos//
tell me Nitro: is the picture under your name a personal photo?//
homie, you're loco- I could smoke a tree* like Sonny Bono, down a fifth of SoCo an' still run this show though//
call me Frodo, cuz I'm the "Lord of this Ring"//
the talent wasted on a bitch like you is a horrible thing//
I'll grab a guitar, wrap you in the cords an' the strings, hoard you in LA's Accord an' floor the damn thing//
put it over a bridge wit you still in the trunk//
an' STILL not be happy wit just killin' you , punk//
come after LyricalAssassin, two glocks blastin', unfasten his head from his shoulders then watch his body spasms//
if that doesn't work, then I'll just kill you lyrically//
TYPE IN CAPITAL BOLD LETTERS IN CASE YOU AINT HEARIN' ME//
I know you're hatin' this, but I promise I'm almost finished//
till then I'm spittin' shit till all of your hopes are diminished//
you know what the worst part is bitch? I'm just a newbie//
the rookie kickin' the veteran's ass- just like in the movies//




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[T.C.]

that was some tuff shit to beat fellaz.

[J-Rey]

UPPIN FOR VOTES!

[Nitro]

still uppin

[lyricalassassin]

upping for votes..........

[mc_chaldean]

flow la nitro
punches la nitro
vocab t.c. jrey
enjoyment la n nitro
creativity both
wordplay - t.c. n jrey

close battle.. t.c made this battle hard to decide.. but la n nitro win

[J-Rey]

auight, 1 up still need more

[White Night]

I didn't really like JR or Nitro's rhymes, but LA and TC had pretty nice verses. I think TC's was the most hard-hitting. TC had, by far, the most focused rhyme and it still had nice flow. LA's had nice punches, but they weren't very specific.

winning team: TC & J-Rey

[T.C.]

The score here is 2-1, but T- Gizz's vote disappeared or sumthin'

[J-Rey]

c'mon, uppin for votes

[lyricalassassin]

upping

[J-Rey]

lyrical, do u know wat happend to t-gizz's vote? its gone

[lyricalassassin]

ppl voted already?

[J-Rey]

ya

[lyricalassassin]

nah man dont know.....

[T.C.]

.......

[Nitro]

still uppin

[Sswytch]

simply put.. Nit has some aight shit i've seen betta, j-rey.. wasn't too bad.. between those two.. nit came out on top

La and Tc battle tightly.. i didn't expect to have to say this after readin la verse.. but TC took you for a run dawg..

Flow :: Tc n Jr

Wordplay :: La N Nit

Creativity :: Tc n Jr

Punches :: Tc n Jr

Overall :: Tc n Jr

tight battle kats.. never actually been in dis forum.. but i like how it ends up wit da tag team shit.. so maybe ima have to stick around here..

[J-Rey]

STILL UPPIN'!!!!!!!!!!!

[T.C.]

uppin' still....

[T.C.]

cmon fuckers

[full-courze]

Flow: La & Nit

Wordplay :: La & Nit

Creativity :: Tc & Jr

Punches :: Tc & Jr

Overall :: Tc & Jr

close battle but the punches we 2 much for La and Ni

[T.C.]

.......

[J-Rey]

c'mon, still uppin' for votes!

[T.C.]

......Come the fuck on!!!!!!!

[Nitro]

still uppin for fuck sake

[T.C.]

it's funny- three of us are in the same crew
lol, that's cool....

uppin' cmon......

[T.C.]

cmon

[yo-yo's-r-us]

flow j-rey
wordplayla
personals nitro
humor tie (tc and la)
punches tc
enjoyment la and tc

vote tc and j-rey

[T.C.]

this shit's finally over.......
thank fuckin' God

[Nitro]

good battle yall

lyrical assasin gd battle son

peace out