Divine Write
03-02-2008, 06:51 AM
This has to be, by far, the most bad-ass movie I ever seen...The bad-assery is of the scale...
The movie starts with Clive Owen sitting on a bench on a dark street late at night eating a carrot...He eats it with the most hard-ass, pissed off look on his face...In like five seconds a pregnant women runs by him holding her stomach and crying...Then instantly a car comes barreling down the street and crashes into another car...Some pissed off guy gets out screaming at the women...The guy gets to an alley that she went down and pulls out a gun...He looks directly at Clive Owen when he does this...Clive Owen stands up and says "Fuck this"...Thus beginning the bad-asserying...From that second on the movie doesn't stop with the action...Clive Owen has an obsession with carrots the whole movie because they're good for your eye sight...He even kills two guys with carrots...
The movie is completley unbelievable though...He does things that Superman probably would see and say "Yeah-fuckin'-right!"...But who the hell goes to the movies to see something reality based anyway? We go to suspend reality for an hour an a half...
If you haven't seen this movie GO FUCKING SEE IT!! It will go down as the greatest movie you will ever see...
The movie starts with Clive Owen sitting on a bench on a dark street late at night eating a carrot...He eats it with the most hard-ass, pissed off look on his face...In like five seconds a pregnant women runs by him holding her stomach and crying...Then instantly a car comes barreling down the street and crashes into another car...Some pissed off guy gets out screaming at the women...The guy gets to an alley that she went down and pulls out a gun...He looks directly at Clive Owen when he does this...Clive Owen stands up and says "Fuck this"...Thus beginning the bad-asserying...From that second on the movie doesn't stop with the action...Clive Owen has an obsession with carrots the whole movie because they're good for your eye sight...He even kills two guys with carrots...
The movie is completley unbelievable though...He does things that Superman probably would see and say "Yeah-fuckin'-right!"...But who the hell goes to the movies to see something reality based anyway? We go to suspend reality for an hour an a half...
If you haven't seen this movie GO FUCKING SEE IT!! It will go down as the greatest movie you will ever see...