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05-09-2008, 11:12 PM
Hi all,
As you might know I'm currently living in China - and I swear all the English speaking people I work with are Australian. In the states it's always a bit of a novelty if you meet an Aussie, but here it's the norm.
A very friendly bunch - but when they talk with themselves I can only understand about 30% of what they say!
I was thinking of taking one of my vacations in Australia so let me know if you have any tips on cool places to go. Someone told me about a river you can rent a boat and go fishing about an hour out of Sydney.
!FEren
05-10-2008, 01:14 AM
If you come to melbourne you can stay in my outhouse..
it stinks a bit.. but you'll get used to it :lol:
[Seven]
05-10-2008, 07:46 AM
LMAO Feren, Dont Torment The Yank!
In QLD, The Only Good Thing To Do Is See A Massive Bannana. I'm Talking Like 4 Stories High! Other Then That Theres A Lot OF Beaches That You Can Be Eaten By Sharks At - Fact.
Moving Around The Board, South Of QLD Theres NSW (New South Wales), Its Pretty Cool - Good To Go Fishing As You Have Said, More Coastal Fishing, (Dw About The Rivers!!) But If You Stay In Sydney Some Asian Gang Is Sure To Try Stab You, At Least Once.
South Of NSW, The Greatest State Of Them All. VICTORIA, Names After The Queen Herself, Its Not Just The "Queens-land" Its Her Friden Name... (The Old Queen Tho). Here You Can See Bannanas, Get Stabbed By Asians AND Experience The Worlds Greatest City. Night Life Is Off Tap, You Can Head To The Docs For Your New York Mobster Feel Or You Can Head Down The Coast To See The GREAT OCEAN Road. The 12 Apostles Rock Formation, Go On A Chopper Flights Or Move Up North Of the Ocean And Adventure The Lands Greatest Rain Forrests, The Otways. You Can Also Do Shit Like Meet The Coolest Peeps On The Globe, Feren, Seven ... And A Few Other Melbournian (Thats What They Call Us) Rapdogs!
Then U Can Go Across The Bastrait To The Island State 'Cousin-Fuckers', I Mean Tasmania... But Why?
Across To SA (South Australia) For An Enjoyable Look At Approx. 1,000,000,000,000,000 Churches... OR Northern SA For People Who Live Under Ground (Literally) In Cooperpety (Sp?).
Western Australia (WA) Is Massive, But They Are A Bit Wired.. They Get Funny Out Across The Country By Them Selfs.. Weired Things Happen Over There...
Go To The NT Northern Territory To See Some Crocks (Crocodile) Meet Some Natives Or Just Enjoy The Fact That You Can Scream Bloody Murder And No One Can Hear You, And IF They Do, You Will Probably Be Shot Execution Style By A Park Ranger Or Psyco Alcoholic.
Thats It Really...
Ps; Where Every You Go. You Must See An AFL (Australian Football League) Match, "Aussie Rules" Match. And If You Have Time, An NRL, "National Rugby League" Match. Not Padding Just Head To Head Carnage...
Us Aussies... CRAZY~!!
Anyway, I Would Like To Point Out, If You Have A Weak Stomach, Don't Come Down Under, The Rotation Of The Earth Makes Northerners Puke.. Seriously, Yellow Bellies!
Have Fun, Additional Info - Theres 1,000,000 Websites!
Or you can come to Murgon and get robbed by me and bunch of black kids...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murgon_Shire_Council
:D
[Seven]
05-10-2008, 06:04 PM
That Link Is Battle AMMO!!
Blow - You've Almost Committed Suicide Here...
Grifta
06-20-2008, 01:00 AM
make sure u go to the gold coast, sydney and melbourne
and if you want a real aussie experience make sure u check out NT, WA and SA all round there
[Seven]
06-30-2008, 07:18 AM
Just letting yall know that in light of recent events, I will be heading North to Gold Coast on Wednesday, 02 July 2008 for 5 days. Anyone wanna catch up, let me know.
Peace
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AAAYYYYEEE... Wait... Gold Coast... Blur...