DISS YOURSELF GOOD (hop in)

[ReUsed]

I'm bored so imma just start dissin--myself. I'll put shit-in-my-milk drink it to diminish-my-health.
I'm pretending I'm real by offending myself. Why would you 'Reuse' or Recycle. Why-help?
I Refused to be abused by reused cuz i aint wishin i could be you. Your styles like windows its see thru.
This is just a preview of how i can torture me. Unfortinately I'll cap then recap my legs so
i'm torn-from-the-knee. This 'cat copied' my name like hes a cloned lion.
I couldn't beat myself if i jacked off and moaned trying. So i guess my lyrics don't 'hit-hard'.
I'm just a man with a chicks heart. This art will leave my lips scarred from spit marks.
I'm the dumbest cat on this forum.I would shock me like lightning till my body is hotter then coffee.
Its frightening how much I'm biting cuz you would think I'm a first time head giver.
I'm a dead nigga. Got more run on passages then dion sanders. I'm dorky like Ned Flanders.
I'll hit my head till I'm dead from red hammers. I'll piss in my own pants cuz i dread manners.

damn resused you got owned... Whos next to diss themself?

[J Frost]

I'm bored so imma just start dissin--myself. I'll put shit-in-my-milk drink it to diminish-my-health.

damn resused you got owned... Whos next to diss themself?

... :roll: this kid needs help...SERIOUS help...

[ReUsed]

J frost

I'm sorry you felt I need serious help but my dilarious self cant get over these welts
that i left with my belt. And the other day I shoved my face in the stove till it started to melt.
Next I removed it from the oven then glued it to some bugs in the kitchen. Self affliction.
I need help with my addiction. Next thing you know I'll turn up my furnace then end up missin.

whos next to diss they self? step up to the plate. don't be affraid.

[chinesemcee]

hahaha....good shiiiiii

[ReUsed]

Sometimes its good shit but this f.agget 'REUSED' makes sure his food is stale so he poops bad-shit.
I've had it 'grounded' in blenders and put it in the 'corner' but then it turned mad quick.
it turned into raw refried beans but i had to have it. It smelt kinda old but what the hell I grabbed it.
I put it in my mouth and my mouth watered. My mom came in the room and I said I EAT SHIT thats sour.
She said "go take a shower you coward and wash your teeth with baking powder".
I yelled louder to that bitch looking prouder then my dick. I EAT SHIT. she said i was sick.
I said sick is good on rap battles. She kicked me out the house and said pack asshole.
I told her I pack ass alot cuz I'm a f.ag thats not hot. I told her I'm gay I grab ass alot.
She said "Thats not how I raised you to act" I said Well should I pretend that my man is just my friend?
She grinned and said "reused I think you turned out this way cuz you use to get abused"
I told her that she had issues. I told her I hate eating so I started to List foods.
Then I said the only thing i like is shit. I eat it with maynoise on sandwhiches or right off toilet lids.

Ok whos next to diss they self?

[chinesemcee]

lol damn man that's skills....f*cking funny..props...hahaha

[chinesemcee]

if i got the skills to eat an emcee than milli vanilli can rap ferreals/
i can barely speak english how can i score a rap deal?/
as for meals, my momma hates me so i'm lyrically anorexic/
so stupid "dumb so i'm" i think i'm dyslexic/ and as for sex, "shit!"/
closest i ever got to some was with some digital tits/
cuz i'm a social misfit unfit in the game of rap/ wrap my raps up,burn them, then throw them in the trash/ cuz if anyone dissed me i'd be lost, wouldn't know where to come back/ i know some else got anger to release so unleash a suicidal attack/

[ReUsed]

HAHA omg thats funny..... good diss man... real good.....
Reall good spit chinese.
whos next?
Swallow ya pride. and diss yourself......
now days most mc's ahve too much pride.... diss ya self...

[chinesemcee]

thx dawg...seriously...it's all about flowing...shit if u can diss urself real good it's easier to diss someone else..shoo..everyone join in!!!

[DA 2JD]

tight.. lol...
heres a quick diss

2jd known as a q.ueer, wishin i had frnds or just a rappin pier
but guess not, get high on pot on spot
seeing hallucinations of chiks dat r hot
1z i cant have coz im plain off, wishin i had da skills to rip a raw track
but nah i couldnt even flip da format
gettin too much dick up my ass no wonder i got a sore back.. lol ..... :shock:

[ReUsed]

Nice diss 2 J.D. but no one dislikes me as much as I hate me.
Nintendo is the only time i ever get any Play G. but maybe
My back will stop hurting cuz i also got a sore back.
Its cuz the top of my body is out of porportion and is more fat.
Hey It's the cypher forum, Diss YOURSELF everyone just (hop in)
When I trip and drop my Kodac book is the only time my albums droppin.

[Baby_Tasha]

yooo j frost...common boo, dont be like dat..... we all gots some problems lol...imma drop too


Like em easy stank hoes, ya see on ya t.v
I give away pussy, so free-ly
Don't matter if ya short,black,white,fat or thin
I lay it on aplatter, pass it round wit a grin
You got me at hello
Drop ya pants..lets go, time to "get low", lets feel ya "flow"
Row upon row....... fools line up a-stiffin
Chinesemcee ill EVEN give u a-good-licken

So dence couldnt tell red from blue, try to count numbas, im lost at 2
SOOO confused, i do wut i do ....get abused
GEt in line...I'm ready to get misused

[chinesemcee]

ahaha...daaaaaaamn good shiiiii...haha...i was cracking up for real...nice skills

[J Frost]

Hey dont hate j frost. I replied to your shit about me being mental in cypher in diss yourself....

no where in my post was i hating....REUSDED....you aint worth my time...dont ever try to big yourself up by thinkin you were on a level for me to hate you...hahahaha..boy i tell ya...

[buckshot]

all of these raapers whodropped shit here are insane/
never forget in yo next battle shit u been sayin/
i challenge any mc and i know i can put a fist through/
but now i got some new shit i can use to diss you/
like chinese-mc-pussy/can barely speak, bitch so dont push me/
i drop swiftly/u gon die battlin or die tryin like fifty/
sexlles bastard probably gives better head than monica lewinsky/
u think u diss yaself that u can cum up against/i'm an invisible mc/
y'all been Re-Used/i spit and leave y'all confused/
y'all all pussies..dont you get it/
the name sez it....
this bitch has been re-used.....
what made u start this thread...were u mentally abused???

[P]

[quote="P"]
I CANT DISS MYSELF I'D RATHER DISS ANOTHER CAT
LIKE I'M DA REASON U DONT KNOW WHERE YA MOTHER AT
I SMOTHERED THAT, LEFT HER BENT UP CRAZY
BLOODY, IN DA DUMPSTA LIKE BRENDA'S BABY
FRIENDS IS LAZY
SO I GET MONEY MY OWN WAY
LIKE PULLIN A GUN OUT, HOMIE DO WHAT DA CHROME SAY
U WONT BLAZE, U JUST CARRYIN IT 4 PROTECTION
U AINT PROTECTED UNLESS U GOT A CONDOM WHEN U SEXIN
I'M DA BEST AND
DA REST OF YAW JUST IN DA WAY
YAW LIKE A MILLION-COURSE MEAL ON MY DINNERPLATE
I'M FINISHED, WAIT
LET ME SAY 1 MORE THING, THEY GOT MY RHYMES IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION, SO LIKE DA JACKET, MY SHIT IS STRAIGHT

[ReUsed]

"too much pride/ego"

eh.....

[chinesemcee]

lol yea...they're saying how they're going to use what WE say to battle us? lol guess they're struggling to come up with sh*t themselves...oh well only time they act tough is when we play around...

[mc_chaldean]

spittin verbs, adjectives to demolish mc c, thats me yet relaxivly
accurate n steady shots bust thru my chest, i can dodge em cuz even my shadow is faster than me, slow as fuck, snail wuld win a race, its a discrase, in shame i bow down n cover my face, so shit.. bitches in this place wun listen to this shit, they'd re'string their shoelaces..


fuck, so bored i cussed at myself.. :P

[J Frost]

"too much pride/ego"

eh.....

hahahaha....dont play yourself short patna....if there was something to gain in dissin myself i ld do it but there is nothing in it beneficial....

[mc_chaldean]

j.. there's actually sumthing to gain if u think about it.. if ya dis urself.u know ur weak spots(everyone has a weak spot) that mc's can spit hard on.....so in future battles.. u can anticipate what ur oppenents r gona throw at u.. so u can counter attack..

[xFURIOSOx]

Furioso always bitin off more than he can chew/
dats wut he tends to do now that hes in a crew/
always losin to tha big dogs who bring lyrical strife/
cuz he lacks respect for almost everythin in life/
the vets think they're better but to him they're all the same/
he takes nuthin serious to him its all a game/
he's got 300+ posts now he thinks he's Babe Ruth/
you may not believe it but thats tha damn truth//

haha well at least most of that is :P

[ReUsed]

I broke my leg then choked my neck. My main prayer is to hope for sex.
I'll trade dope for text. J frost If we battled i would lose cuz i can't cope with stress.
My gas is like my sperm count. they both on empty. I'm insane so don't tempt me.
I'm ready to play hard to get but like plato I stay soft.
I put my brain on a scale and found I'm 'Weigh' off.
I try to f*ck a girl and miss the whole in 1 shot like I play golf.
J frost took me to his city to learn how to "J" walk. cough <-- that was a fake cough.

[chinesemcee]

it's seems to me that the abc's is a concept that still confuses me/ i tried to redeem my furniture and clothes but all i got was monopoly money/ "what a dummy!" it's funny cuz p n frost think i am lame/ Dammit! i thought this forum was going to gain me an entrance to the BET hall of fame/ with pride now gone and lost how can i battle ever again?/ i'm lyrically incoherent and yet to find my brain/

[J Frost]

j.. there's actually sumthing to gain if u think about it.. if ya dis urself.u know ur weak spots(everyone has a weak spot) that mc's can spit hard on.....so in future battles.. u can anticipate what ur oppenents r gona throw at u.. so u can counter attack..

patna i already know what most cats try to attack me on but it doesnt word...the fact my name is J Frost they tie it to Jack Frost and snow or ice and wanting to melt ice...BUT...it never pulls through....so theres nothing in it...

J FROST << been doing this a while already thought about ALL of this...

[...yOuNg jU...]

yo ya ctz is funny dissin yaself.. J frost had me dyin for a minute... lmao.. keep doin ya thing.. i plan on droppin to... lol.. fuck em hataz

[J Frost]

yo ya ctz is funny dissin yaself.. J frost had me dyin for a minute... lmao.. keep doin ya thing.. i plan on droppin to... lol.. fuck em hataz

yup...you go check EVERY post EVER posted against me and cats THINK they original with the JACK FROST I LL MELT YOU type lines...frankly it gets boring....i think i gotta start paying ppl for real serious battles...

[kL!k4kL!k]

I say i eat-corpse, id be gay-at-a-cost...(jk lol)
My lines are played im wack, id say 'melt j frost' (haha j)
I have scoliosis im not 'writin back' (right in back)...
i cant see half you emceees its sight i lack...
My dream is to meet santa and be pissin on elves...
I suck at battles but have so much info when 'dissin myself'...

haha that was fun...ok :P

[Baby_Tasha]

niiiicemein LMAO made me laugh

[xFURIOSOx]

wackness/stupidity on a new level:

ayo check it...

J Frost dont let your ego get to your head/
youll end up like me...dead/
or in some strange bed/
gettin shitty head/
from some bald guy named Ed/
and youll be filled with dread/
cuz of the shitty head/
then youll get hit by random falling lead/
in the head/
and youll be dead/
so go to to bed//

:lol:

[T.C.]

T.C.? what kinda rap name~is~that?
I've never agreed but it's true- my game~is~wack
how the fuck have I won 12 wit all these cheezy~spits
easy, I battle newbies cuz they're all easy~wins
I'm scared to battle vets (jk) I'm sugar-coated an' candy painted
sad ain't~it? I've never held a gun, I just say~it for entertainment (not)
my rhymes are boring an' played out, I can't write anything suspenseful
someone said they were gonna fill me up wit led I said: "please don't stab me wit a pencil!"
I use "wordplay" thinkin' it's good for my lyrical health
I'm stupid enough to battle rap then vote aginst myself!!!

[ReUsed]

TC and kL!k4kL!k those were good spits......
made me laugh

peace

[J Frost]

wackness/stupidity on a new level:

ayo check it...

J Frost dont let your ego get to your head/
youll end up like me...dead/
or in some strange bed/
gettin shitty head/
from some bald guy named Ed/
and youll be filled with dread/
cuz of the shitty head/
then youll get hit by random falling lead/
in the head/
and youll be dead/
so go to to bed//

:lol:

hmm everyone seems to think i have an ego...to many misconceptions floating around...

[ReUsed]

Like a "Grass Fire" I'll smoke this dime. You think I 'wished for a watch' but i hope its time.
I Spoke some Lines so you thought its was the dopest mic. But when I hit post reply
I'll know I speak fly till I start to tweak guy.
I like a weed high as long as the beats-right on the-speaker like fiends-right on the-dealer.
Look g, I'm not a veteran I'm not better-than a rookie. I'll pat my self on the back then
give myself a cookie. I'm really playing hooky from flowing verse PBB cuz my first battle he took me.
With all those punches I guess he pushed-me. But I have a sick spit like a herpes pussy.
Like thunder shook-me I'm shocked that even J Kieth can merk me. He loves to cook-beef but
fuck-this.
I should ''shock'' PBB then he gets struck-kid. I'll make my self feel 'full' of beef like lunch-did.
If I had a ''vote'' I would 'punch' it.(punch cards) I'll punch my own stomache and snort-rum-hits.
I went from rich-to-poor in one Brunswick-report.I moved Feet-forward to repeat-more-words.
I just lost against myself but fuck it I've been defeated-before for eating-your-shorts.
ANd after I smoke a weed-forest I drive around in a green-tauris so I guess that'll be my lead-chorus.

[...yOuNg jU...]

damn, ugggh, look check it, im a sucka for love...
i act all lovy-duvy around her but outside im thug...
iz like im two face like the guy from batman...
i'm blood, so i gotta stomp niggaz out but i be feelin bad-man...
i try not to hit em so hard, but act like i do...
i've blacked out a couple of times thaz what the crack life'll do...
yo sometimes i memorize shyt n spit it for a freestyle...
but sometimes im shook of audience, so i freez-child...
shit i got bullet wounds in my chest, but i neva show it...
cuz my chest is a lil hairy, so i neva remove mah tee when shorty blowin...
i remember that i saw stars wen i held my first nine...
fuck, i try to put a punch in every line...
like i was hittin a speed bag...
i used to be hittin mostly aregano wen i blazed em weed bagz...
fuck, nigaz did me dirty...
n i rememba i had to see a phsyc like i was 730...
damn maein i dont even got my green card...
i'm colombian, so u kno i hit that green hard...
n i dont even know how to dis myself im conceited...
but fuck this ima try again lata cuz my girl deaded me n im gunna get weeded!!

1

[taktic]

allright yall ill dis my self for fun...........

look yall i need mother fuckin help/
look at me im even dissin my self/
im pretty stupid my fuckin rap name is god damn taktic/
im a swearin mother fucker who thinks he can mack-it/
all i do is rap bout killin people im motherfuckin violent/
ive got brain problems see if i didnt id be sayin why-dis/
my self in dis group, im an online rapper who doesnt know how to make an EP/
i need to learn cuz i need to get famous i need to get a fuckin cd/
and i need to get all da chicks and get my hands on some sweet Gs/
oh my fuckin word........i need help i need god/
before i fuckin die and mother fuckin rot/


yo yall dis aint da greatest rap.....cuz u know i dont feel like dissin my self haha....yo yall.........how do u record songs onto a computer cuz i need to make an EP witout any studio time

[kaidoz]

smokin is bad for mah health so i got in trouble for tryna smoke-myself/
im loco felt wit an unknown name like kaidoz mah flows wont sell/
what the hell mah momz a d yke n this aint-a-joke/
she told me that shit awhile ago n it made-me-choke/
smokin major dope to get some hope/
but lord knows aint no helpin dat hoe/
so i go n get twisted fuck im a dumb bastard when im wasted/
tasted jd faced it n went home n m asturbated/
im a dropout for real i quit that shit in 10th grade/
for christ sakes i was 18 makin f's for mah grades/
got mah ged yup a good enough degree/
but see i went to a school to try to help me/
im a tecker technically but mah mind is fully rap/
cept im white n cant rap so i put this under mah but n take a crap/
n fuck it i aint lose mah virginity til i was 16/
to a slut i thought i had some herpes/
but i aint what a scare tho/
fuckin ho gave good head even tho she big like a rhyno/

[Dan K]

man i just read thru all 3 pages and this shit cracks me up......ill hit it up later if i got time, rip on myself for bein a little white bitch that cant rhyme

[Dan K]

yo im a little bitch, cant freestyle so rely on these keystyle lyrics
my shit sux so bad, i dont even wanna hear it
i fear it, i spit this shit out my ass and with no spirit
every time im near it, i get pissed off
so i figure its time for me ta get dissed on
i said i had a poor child hood but didnt get one
i know it sux, you dont have ta read the rest of this shit son
split and run, i know, im just a little punk
alcoholic, its 10 in the morning and im already drunk
im already crunked, i done smoked a bag
my name is Dank but it should be Schwag

[ReUsed]

JuJu, taktic, kaidoz, and dan K that shit was funny. haha

Hey Dan K I'm sure you heard of fags but did you know i actually am gay.
Yo JuJu My raps wouldn't be the "shit" if they were made of poo poo.
Hey Taktic, I take crack hits then fuck faggets cuz I'm such a dumbass bitch.
Hey Kaidoz I can't even flow with your name cuz i cant pronounce it.
I'm not even accepted on soundclick. Someone called me a pussy Hey
Look G I just found it.

[yuppivore]

well i work in a hole taking complaint calls all day
id put my balls on display for an easy payday
whats makes it great- is i also live in a hole
2 feet wide where the light barely goes
where mold grows so i dont cook i loose dough
on fast food when im in the mood like a povo hobo
plus im shameless, my dicks always wet but
some-a-the-chicks-are-heinous
its craziness, but mostly fueled by laziness
im not an ugly mother but id rather hump another
than 'high maintence', but i wanna relationship
this casual sex full of hassles im vexed, its too intense
plus my 'bikes off the road and has been for a year
an with bikes ive blown my load and cried many a tear
but my ryhmes you cant corrode coz i was born wothout a fear
a short life for me, you see, plus violently
i wouldnt scream, its not my dream but ive had it up to here
so you see, in summary i aint got plenty to live for
and gettin up to go to work is getting to be a chore.

[verbal]

so you want me to diss myself/hows this for a starter, when i get drunk i piss myself/i pass out around 4 and wake up on the floor/and the girl who looked good the night before now looks like a crack whore/and my heads sore from the beating i took/even though i ran like a bitch the gang caught my fat ass up/cos i been eating too many burgers and fries/i dont wear glasses cos im vain but cant see shit through my eyes/and im constantly telling lies to get laid/i work 50 hours a week and blow in a night what i get paid/cos im earning less than minimum wage/oh and did i mention im suffering from demention/ and i cry every fucking time i watch the shawshank redemption/but wait ive saved the best till last a real misdemeanor/i know every single fucking word to funky cold medina......

man, i guess its bad news when i coulda carried on all night dissing myself!!

[yo-yo's-r-us]

ay yo yo-yo how about no-no no substance in that
name sound like a toy how mature is that?

lol i know its gay but its hard to kill on such a great rapper :)

[J Frost]

ay yo yo-yo how about no-no no substance in that
name sound like a toy how mature is that?

lol i know its gay but its hard to kill on such a great rapper :)

hahahaha ^^ funny character...

[RapOverLord]

this is real,

on every single other site everyone one hated me//
sometimes i dont under stand why god had created me//
he didnt create me for rapinng, so waiting am i waiting for//
my lifes becoming worthless and i dont understand why im asking for more//
so i really got ticked,gettin down while kicked,so take me now god cause this is the life i picked.//
so he took me up there, but the place was empty,
but it said on the door ''max occupaince was seventy''
but in heaven i was slim,kicken asses to the brim,mess with me and wont have one lim,i do this while the lights are dim//
so i came to this site wonderin how most of this shit works//
most of them dissed me so i call them big ass fuckin jerks//
but i lost my personnality,lost everything like my wages and salary,so now i beat down on newbs so they call that shit brutality.//

na just dissin myself that shit aint real(except for the first bar).

[buckshot]

on every single other site everyone one hated me//
sometimes i dont under stand why god had created me//
he didnt create me for rapinng, so waiting am i waiting for//--rapoverlord

what makes u think we dont hate u here...???
and yes...lookin at ure verse here....
u were not made for rapping, so go find a new hobby....get a dog...or a blowjob....
better yet, stick a mic up ure ass....and fart in high volume....
whatever u do ....????jus dont rap!!!!

[Deafening Silence]

geeky than a mofo you walk like Erckle,
and when you try to dance it looks like the jerkle,
been rappin life long yeah boy i know-ya,
and your skills increased not one iota,
what you really need to do is go back to the dojo,
if you was all that good youda never got busted at the hojo,
call yourself wanna bee sellin them drugs,
and on the front page the called you largest of thugs,
misprint in the media,
eastside drug ring, i don't be needin' ya,
face like spider-man,
im higher-than,
spittin on your game,
your shit is too wack and fuck your name,
always around the way claimin that geesus,
bytch for real your heads full of diseases......


dayam that was a head trip really tho...

http://www.seventhangel.us/post.jpg

[UnDerRaTeD1983]

Yeah Deafening Silence.. My heads fool of diseases..
I'm so smart i'm schooling the teachers... Pulling there leashes.
I'm dueling these creatures... I can't flow anymore. I'm Brain dead.
I've lost my membranes and I've got drained head. Drain from
Dead Brain cells killed in the fight-with-drugs.
I want to get good once more like-i-was.
I was hype-to-cuss and had the time-to-just,
rhyme-enough. My Mind-is-up. I keep it open.
Its not closed in. Brain cells broken.
I'm Hurtin-ya-minds with words-that-can-rhyme.
My thurst-for-this-rhyme is a First-of-its-kind.
Back to the old me.. I'm Reversing-this-time.
I'm Dispercing-these-lines without Purchasing-nines..

-Reused......

I am back RapDogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chinesemcee]

wow this is still goin on?? swt

[Ckamakazee]

i can diss myself easily

yeah its the kid commin from the south/
that cant rap a lick so only jay-z rhymes commin out my mouth/
so poor i eat mayoniase sandwhiches and sugar water/
so dumb i thought boxin matches had 4 quarters/
man it might seem/ i have low self esteem/
but im happy i can spell it cause my grades so low my iq dont exist/
and just like that dude off fight club i beat my self with my own fist/

just a lil one

[drkshadow]

yo natur here got a new name since my old one don't work no more



Who's that standin between two fat men/
Oh, sorry that's my penis I find you dudes attractive/
Don't be scared sweetie, I just want you in my ass quick/
Be passionate N I'll open up fo you to attack this/
Aight, now pull it out and pour some on my tounge/
When your done, watch me absorb nut like a sponge/
Ew, yeah that's pretty fuckin nasty/
but if you keep laugh~ing/
I'ma stash meat in your fuckin ass piece/
Or betta yet, you can pack me/
All the way to last week/
Cause I'm more than a boy man/
Put me on tha floor and/
In a three point stance/
I'll take it like a champ/
So, if you putt from the rough, punch me in tha gut/
Bend me over and fuck me up tha butt/
No lube real naughty just how I like it/
Role play, yous a cop, now fuck me with your night stick/
Now be a good lover and cum through tha back door/
Yeah, you'll get some shit on your stick, but hey what's a f@g for//

[battery]

I let my mouth get me in shit I know I can't handle
I shake wit niggas to start a scandal,down the road I can't stand'em
And I'm a chubby ass kid with nothin to do
My bluffing ain't new,but I stay puffin the blue
Berry,carry Marie over the prairie,bury
Her body,she got it,but on the contrary
I ain't never got hit,I ain't even shot a gun
I can't sell drugs,got more chance tryin to pop a nun
No I can't ball I suck at playin hoops
But get me in shoulder pads I'm bound to knock you loose
I cant think of shit else show you how good i am
I ain't a Muslim but Moms'll kill me if a would buy ham

[zxcvbnm]

i damage myself just so i could mange tha other half, split personality from what my motha had, i'm psychotic robotic i walk like my toes' rotted i bought tits and popped mints cuz i drank and wuz scared o what tha cop thinks... i mop sinks faster than my dog sprints, i act like i'm in the mob ring but godfather's tha closest i get to toasted gun shots an mob kings

[Mr.Incredible]

just thought this wuz a good concept....bump