chinesemcee
03-01-2004, 10:13 PM
TEAM BATTLE SOPHISTIKATED SLANG vs EVIDENT EMCEE EXCELLENCE
please vote with verse order (best to worst)
then breaking it down by team:
flow:
punches:
personals:
multies:
wordplay:
overall:
Blaq Jaq's : (ss)
Who the fuck names their crew Evident Emcee Excellence... like seriosuly... with a name like that... how do they figure they ARENT gonna get sonned...
follow the flow...
SOPHISTIKATED SLANG BITCHES!!
G-Doggs a bitch, if he wanna win this kid better look to the skies
Didnt post 1st cuz his punches are his 'weapons' but they attack like 'butter knives'
OH SHIT i exposed him, but hey, this is all in good fun
but..
G's punches are 'small hits' like 'Jet Li' on 'Jenna Jamison'*
Fuck the other g... who spells dog with two g's besides herbs anyways....
u guys actually think u have a chance? HO PLEASE
fuck why even battle? ur crews already dead, ODin on E's
if this is the school of rap, damn SS smoked the test
but you a crew of clueless newbies, sumday will turn to hopeless vets
dam SS nice wit it, but we left these fuckin whores beat
this is a crew? shit i thoguht it was a homosexual orgy
WHAT U GOT THAT CAN TOP THAT?!
*jet li is aisian... if u dont get it u deserve to die... i edited it to add this explination in for the retards on the site...
G-Dogg: (eee)
BlaqJaq ain’t about shit I bet he wouldn’t make it in the hood even if he had a survival kit//1
Boi I’ma turn you into a one armed “bandit”, so why don’t you just forfeit//2
I’m fuckin’ up ya whole click when I unload a Beretta clip//3
So don’t trip, just watch me rip this hoe hooked on cat-nip//4
You spat shit now take the consequences I’ma feed yo faggot ass with vengeance//5
Fuck ya crew friends this is where ya shitty ass rap ends//6
While I raise you’re so broke you could starve to death twice and I still wouldn’t share my supplies//7
Stop telling lies the only way to get the truth outta this mothafucka is with a French fries//8
Don’t tryna act wise, cuz you know I’ll detach ya thighs//9
Oh JESUS CHRIST, you just got verbally sliced//10
chinesemcee: (eee)
aiit i'll drop...
this is dedicated to all the loved ones in sophistikated slang...
i bust every time i play blaq jaq, cuz i hit n smack back at every chance/
cripple your stance n f*cked lady luck, so when my words lift u up, u won't be able to stand/
cuz my spits split SS like i split O's, smoke u like dro, till ur waving ur new team motto/(SOS)
it's like light weights against Heavy D, u homos can't shoot straight, aimlessly needing Infra_redd beams,
n TC i ain't only shitting on u, my spit's acidic, admit it, my spit just did burn ur whole crew/
and it's almost a garuntee u'll be rappin like a racist, just face it, only white hood u came from is KKK/(b*tch!!)
think ur sophitiKated cuz u win spelling bees, b*tch please, u think "phat" is a medical term for obesity/
so next time u think of coming against me or tripe E, bring a better remedy,
cuz X-lax don't make u flow n tic tac's don't make u spit nice, better rewrite cuz ur gettin beaten with E's/
TC: (ss)
broke the rules but ok
you think I had "butterfingers with my rhymes" the way I "drop~spits"/
this bitch "ain't prepared" for me like I threw him a "pop~quiz"/
yo Chinese hold your eyes open so you can watch me crush~you/
with your "soft verses" you shoulda called yourselves the "lush~crew"/
so fuck~you- an' be prepared to be rushed~to~the~meds/
cuz little did you know T.C.'s Chinese for "I'm gonna cut~you~to~shreds"/
I'll be crushin'~your~heads- have your crew really yellin'~EEE!/
you're killin'~me, I beat you once now you want it again- hmm..must be jealousy/
hope you'e ready to catch~the~knives cuz I'ma leave a "slit" on your throat to match~ya~eyes/
I Erase Emcees Effortlessly- thats how I smash~you~guys
haha, get off me biatch
Civics22: (eee)
okaaay okaay
uh uh....
yall some dumb fucks when i aim i'll pop yo temples,Young bucks only thing yall pop is pimples/
shootin' yall ohh das fuckin simple,glock leave u holier(holy) den a fuckin temple/
Da first 1 ima hit is Infa_RED,glock turn his white tee into red/
Trip E run dis, yo crew aint grand,we pack mo' punches den da Kool-Aid man/
Ill battle on yo porch still wont get me there,Cus my flow is TOXIC like Britney Spears/
Infa_ i was wit yo girl and i cleaned dem draws,my dick thaught it was a shark movie all it seen was jaws/
had her up side down blood flow through her legs,she must be a boxer da way she give blows 2 da head/
She swallowed da kids like groupie who?,hit it doggystyle like Scoobie doo/
ITS easy, im jerkin des artists, im sick, i been workin u garbage/
Radio aint spit 'em ,but my verse is retarded/***
***Radio is da movie about da retarded kid on da football team
Infra_redd: (ss)
Look............
I spit 22 shells at civics honda CIVIC to END-IT quicker than a MINUTE man after he HIT-IT then QUIT.............P***Y
Your lyrical flows on EMP-TY, while i gotta full Tank* like NO-LIMIT dont TEMPT-ME this's NO-GIMMICK...............Im Real
U prolly claim to be a thug and hang AROUND-THE-BLOCK, but ur moms has more experience AROUND-THE-BLOCK...............Hooker
shes a prostitute that prolly works AROUND-THE-CLOCK and feels comfortable AROUND-THE-*Baloney Pop*...............Chump
So u F****D my girl huh?? its ok u aint gon' HURT-ME, cuz' before i ever touched her the broad tol me she had HER-PES.................Ewwwww
So ima call you ROCKY-ROAD, call me a headbanger cuz i carry heavy metal* like some ROCK-n-ROLL....................Uh
My VO-CAB is $OPHISTI-KATED u NO-HAVE what it is to TAKE-IT
to the next LEVEL 38. SPECIAL........<<PoP>>
send ur ass to HEAVAN in the opposite DIRECTION ur slut gets ran thru more than a busy INTERSECTION...............Be EasY
spit a dose of lyrical VENOM to SEND-EM to the INFIRMARY PERMANENTLY in critical CONDITION with docs performin SURGERY URGENTLY...........
Beep Beep Beep Beeeeeeeeeeeep.........Flatline....Game Over
Infra_Redd aKa Mr.713 Himself..........rookie of tha year
please vote with verse order (best to worst)
then breaking it down by team:
flow:
punches:
personals:
multies:
wordplay:
overall:
Blaq Jaq's : (ss)
Who the fuck names their crew Evident Emcee Excellence... like seriosuly... with a name like that... how do they figure they ARENT gonna get sonned...
follow the flow...
SOPHISTIKATED SLANG BITCHES!!
G-Doggs a bitch, if he wanna win this kid better look to the skies
Didnt post 1st cuz his punches are his 'weapons' but they attack like 'butter knives'
OH SHIT i exposed him, but hey, this is all in good fun
but..
G's punches are 'small hits' like 'Jet Li' on 'Jenna Jamison'*
Fuck the other g... who spells dog with two g's besides herbs anyways....
u guys actually think u have a chance? HO PLEASE
fuck why even battle? ur crews already dead, ODin on E's
if this is the school of rap, damn SS smoked the test
but you a crew of clueless newbies, sumday will turn to hopeless vets
dam SS nice wit it, but we left these fuckin whores beat
this is a crew? shit i thoguht it was a homosexual orgy
WHAT U GOT THAT CAN TOP THAT?!
*jet li is aisian... if u dont get it u deserve to die... i edited it to add this explination in for the retards on the site...
G-Dogg: (eee)
BlaqJaq ain’t about shit I bet he wouldn’t make it in the hood even if he had a survival kit//1
Boi I’ma turn you into a one armed “bandit”, so why don’t you just forfeit//2
I’m fuckin’ up ya whole click when I unload a Beretta clip//3
So don’t trip, just watch me rip this hoe hooked on cat-nip//4
You spat shit now take the consequences I’ma feed yo faggot ass with vengeance//5
Fuck ya crew friends this is where ya shitty ass rap ends//6
While I raise you’re so broke you could starve to death twice and I still wouldn’t share my supplies//7
Stop telling lies the only way to get the truth outta this mothafucka is with a French fries//8
Don’t tryna act wise, cuz you know I’ll detach ya thighs//9
Oh JESUS CHRIST, you just got verbally sliced//10
chinesemcee: (eee)
aiit i'll drop...
this is dedicated to all the loved ones in sophistikated slang...
i bust every time i play blaq jaq, cuz i hit n smack back at every chance/
cripple your stance n f*cked lady luck, so when my words lift u up, u won't be able to stand/
cuz my spits split SS like i split O's, smoke u like dro, till ur waving ur new team motto/(SOS)
it's like light weights against Heavy D, u homos can't shoot straight, aimlessly needing Infra_redd beams,
n TC i ain't only shitting on u, my spit's acidic, admit it, my spit just did burn ur whole crew/
and it's almost a garuntee u'll be rappin like a racist, just face it, only white hood u came from is KKK/(b*tch!!)
think ur sophitiKated cuz u win spelling bees, b*tch please, u think "phat" is a medical term for obesity/
so next time u think of coming against me or tripe E, bring a better remedy,
cuz X-lax don't make u flow n tic tac's don't make u spit nice, better rewrite cuz ur gettin beaten with E's/
TC: (ss)
broke the rules but ok
you think I had "butterfingers with my rhymes" the way I "drop~spits"/
this bitch "ain't prepared" for me like I threw him a "pop~quiz"/
yo Chinese hold your eyes open so you can watch me crush~you/
with your "soft verses" you shoulda called yourselves the "lush~crew"/
so fuck~you- an' be prepared to be rushed~to~the~meds/
cuz little did you know T.C.'s Chinese for "I'm gonna cut~you~to~shreds"/
I'll be crushin'~your~heads- have your crew really yellin'~EEE!/
you're killin'~me, I beat you once now you want it again- hmm..must be jealousy/
hope you'e ready to catch~the~knives cuz I'ma leave a "slit" on your throat to match~ya~eyes/
I Erase Emcees Effortlessly- thats how I smash~you~guys
haha, get off me biatch
Civics22: (eee)
okaaay okaay
uh uh....
yall some dumb fucks when i aim i'll pop yo temples,Young bucks only thing yall pop is pimples/
shootin' yall ohh das fuckin simple,glock leave u holier(holy) den a fuckin temple/
Da first 1 ima hit is Infa_RED,glock turn his white tee into red/
Trip E run dis, yo crew aint grand,we pack mo' punches den da Kool-Aid man/
Ill battle on yo porch still wont get me there,Cus my flow is TOXIC like Britney Spears/
Infa_ i was wit yo girl and i cleaned dem draws,my dick thaught it was a shark movie all it seen was jaws/
had her up side down blood flow through her legs,she must be a boxer da way she give blows 2 da head/
She swallowed da kids like groupie who?,hit it doggystyle like Scoobie doo/
ITS easy, im jerkin des artists, im sick, i been workin u garbage/
Radio aint spit 'em ,but my verse is retarded/***
***Radio is da movie about da retarded kid on da football team
Infra_redd: (ss)
Look............
I spit 22 shells at civics honda CIVIC to END-IT quicker than a MINUTE man after he HIT-IT then QUIT.............P***Y
Your lyrical flows on EMP-TY, while i gotta full Tank* like NO-LIMIT dont TEMPT-ME this's NO-GIMMICK...............Im Real
U prolly claim to be a thug and hang AROUND-THE-BLOCK, but ur moms has more experience AROUND-THE-BLOCK...............Hooker
shes a prostitute that prolly works AROUND-THE-CLOCK and feels comfortable AROUND-THE-*Baloney Pop*...............Chump
So u F****D my girl huh?? its ok u aint gon' HURT-ME, cuz' before i ever touched her the broad tol me she had HER-PES.................Ewwwww
So ima call you ROCKY-ROAD, call me a headbanger cuz i carry heavy metal* like some ROCK-n-ROLL....................Uh
My VO-CAB is $OPHISTI-KATED u NO-HAVE what it is to TAKE-IT
to the next LEVEL 38. SPECIAL........<<PoP>>
send ur ass to HEAVAN in the opposite DIRECTION ur slut gets ran thru more than a busy INTERSECTION...............Be EasY
spit a dose of lyrical VENOM to SEND-EM to the INFIRMARY PERMANENTLY in critical CONDITION with docs performin SURGERY URGENTLY...........
Beep Beep Beep Beeeeeeeeeeeep.........Flatline....Game Over
Infra_Redd aKa Mr.713 Himself..........rookie of tha year